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Driving stoned daily for 20yrs and never an accident. But fun story, was picking up plants from mate house. I had about 10 small foot tall ones behind passenger seat and a 3ft tall heavy duty tutty fruity behind my seat With binliner thre over top. Happily driving along while smoking a fat one I had rolled for the road, I passed thru a small village when something hit the windscreen of the car, wasn’t a bang or anything just could see something kinda stuck to screen. Slammed on brakes and could now clearly see blue and white tape stretched across the windscreen with the words POLICE POLICE POLICE. I had drove about a metre thru a police roadblock and stretched their warning tape the whole way across the road. Shit myself window down joint in coke tin and sweat pouring down my face as the policeman walked towards me . I appollogised and he politely informed me the road was closed as someone had been stabbed and directed me to alternative route, A young guy and I really think he could smell it but just had bigger fish to fry that nite. Not even my closest call but closest while I was driving
+5.2