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Suggested Splinter Candidates
Beat Trumps ass? No problem with these surefire Divide and Conquerors:

Dyke Comedian
Shows Trump up as the bitch.

President Cop
Action cop, takes bullets doesn't shootem. Could go all the way in November.

Silicon Valley Eugenicist
The Racist with the data and shit tons of money.

Shock Media Man 2.0
The next Trump, rumored to be a Russian Skynet.