Ringo’s No No song

"No No Song"

Huh-huh! Huh-huh
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)

A lady that i know just came from columbia,
She smiled because i did not understand.
Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha!
She said it was the best in all the land.

And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't smoke it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

(ah-ah-aye-aye)

A woman that i know just came from majorca, spain,
She smiled because i did not understand. (parazzi! Parazzi!) (ole!)
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,
She said it was the finest in the land.

And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't sniff it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye)

A man that i know just came from nashville, tennessee, oo, (oh no!)
He smiled because i did not understand.
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho,
He said it was the best in all the land. (and he wasn't joking!!!)

And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't drink it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

Well, i said,
"no, no, no, no, i can't take it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

Hey yeh!

"i'll just have another drink, barman, have you got a large brandy?"

whole lotta love!

Everything's better with a bag of green XD

Excellent

Code Name

black still

Cut the bottom off a 2 litre bottle of pop, stick it in a bucket of water, use a milk bottle foil cap to to make a cap and fill with weed. Light it and pull up. Make sure you press down as you inhale.

The bottle and small pipe combo is the most quality and convenience I have ever had the high honor to imbibe.

You take a real simple weed pipe, metal or glass, and stick it in the mouth of the bottle.

If the bottle is plastic use any sharp object to stick a hole at the base.

Hold the bottle horizontally, put a straw in that hole and prepare for a monstrosity of a hit.

If it's a glass bottle you need something super sharp for the hole at the bottom, the tip of a strong knife or an ice pick does the job easily.

Water is optional, you don't need and its hard to balance. The best part of this is no cleanup, chuck the bottle when you are done, imagine a bong with a disposable chamber, that's what you got now bro.

I think what you have there is a DIY steam roller, I had one of these and loved it, yes water is totally optional its the expansion that does the magic and water is almost guaranteed to make a mess.

The Pen Pipe! Just turn the metal tip into a bowl brah

Holy shit! Did that in school 15+ years ago. Do kids even have pens at school anymore!?!?!

I bought a device on eBay that screws onto almost any bottle, turning it into a bong. When the bong water gets nasty just throw the bottle away and attach it to a new bottle. It's not completely DIY but it still has some merit nonetheless. Besides, nobody likes dealing with bong water and it's easier to hide when compared to a regular bong.

People we need to turn our bottles into bongs!

where were you . Back in the day I remember so many times we could have used this. why didnt we ever think of this. lol.. love it. thankyou

When we were little the wikihow salesman used to come door to door with books like this

Russian Bot

and this is not the Hacker News, chill.

At least he didn't downvote and turn it all grey

Consider the Apple Bong.

Dude if Apple made a bong...

The Genius Bar would suddenly make sense.

It would be the most overpriced worthless bong. Haha

It would cost 500 bucks and be worth it

Toilet paper bong is the other end of the market

That they would sell newer versions of there Bong every few months. That cost more then the last one and has miner improvements. Auto makers found it didn't work for them but it has worked for Apple

Dude I thought this but you gotta see the new green one

Haha awesome

Try, a 500 ML soda bottle + a few inches of garden hose + cake icing socket... voila !! Homemade shotgun bong

Shit that works!

Similar to what we done back in the day!

If you mean best and don't mind finding some tubing and drilling you will have something that beats most expensive bongs

I have this on prescription regardless but would like to know also. To ship to France.

Furthermore, I really need to get some Sertraline/Zoaloft medication. Can anyone help me it's urgent :)

I’ll buy, don’t think you are allowed sell things that can ruin lives though

That should sort you mate...

https://littlebiggy.org/item/tgVPRkUCTtbFSINdvOyOJhF2/view/p

I got what you need <3

J Swift UK is the most professional service and highest quality. A few bucks more but £/THC the best deal here by far.

I'm holding Kush

Have some amazing OG Kush in at the moment. Very stinky and covered in THC, check out my profile and pictures, the reviews speak for themselves.
One love!

You are basically describing the Daily Puff.

Thanks mate :)

Check our Vapes

I would go with O'cannabis, great stuff gets to UK within a week.

Mr Coffee every time for me. Always good product, always good weight and never any drama. 5-6 days to UK on average and occasional extras and freebies. What more do you need?

Sure, but what if you don't have a time machine?

Wait, that's not a Delorean is it?

DOn't laugh it runs on weeeed

yuck

If you don't have a better source of pro biotics then yeah. If you are going to drink it instead of Coke, then yeah. Otherwise it's a lot of sugars and preservatives to reckon with.

several good ones. Buds Bunny is the most reliable and prob my favorite. Others I consistently buy from:
Tasty Kush, Edible Ed, Anderson, L Grow, Mr.Coffee (only 1-2 orders). For edibles, Ed is king. BB has some nice edibles, too. BB,TK,Anderson, L Grow, Tree Shop for leaf.

first order from 1st National Dispensary today. 3 days to get and excellent product. Give 1stND a try.

Got to give a shout out to The Tree Shop here,quite possibly the best Cannabis I've ever bought online.

which item did you get?

I got the Gelato#33,It's currently out of stock,Grade AAAA.

chimp johnson is right. Tree Shop's Gelato#33 is very, very good

Budex and l grow collective

We are now providing express tracked cannabis to all 50 states :)

Finally!!! Despite what some vendors say about the risk of providing a tracking #, all of the packages the u.s.p.s. handles has one, yet somehow they will single out ours amongst all the others. What a joke.

Most people say Muskabuzz who I still haven't tried but was very happy with L Grow Collective.

forgot Musky in my prior post. Musky is good.

I have tried L Grow but only for vape and I liked them but I was most happy about my order from Anderson's.

budsbunny, tasty kush, Anderson are 3 of my favorites. L Gro is good, Muska is good. Actually I haven't had a problem with any of the sellers on here. A glitch here and there but always resolved efficiently. Nextdayweeduk is great but has to get through customs to get to me so I only order occasionally from them.

the quality of the product is almost 100% what they advertise 100% of the time.

You're right. I already know customs will only throw it away still, it will take a lot of time to get things squared away with the vendor. Some people say 90% will make it through customs, but for someone like me, who has shitty luck to begin with, will end up in that 10% that doesn't make it through. My luck, or the lack of it, is the sole reason l will never go to a casino. Throwing away money is not my idea of a good time.

Agreed. Used most of the guys here and at least once and a few of them many times. Some very good vendors present

As long as were talking quality I'm gonna go with hash. It's more flexible, extensible delivery system.

The best hash vs the best weed thing about it, not even close. And average weed beats average hash. So yeah on any given day hash sure but what its made from is better.

I don't know but they are leaving the business on good grounds it looks like.

I don't get it either, why are they leaving and who are the people they are suggesting you use?

EXIT scam.

Oh really Great August One? Then tell me why they are leaving a business they are on top of and pointing everyone to websites which are pretty much identical to what they are bailing on??

I just got a charge from a business in Kenya

Illogical for sure but I don't see how it's take the money and run here.

click 'items' at the top and scroll through, loads of bud & edibles will show up.

This smells funny. The owner of the domain is some dude from US Tennessee (which still punishes possession, use, ...) and the actual server that hosts the website is based in Hong Kong.

Hong Kong where possession,use and trafficking is sentenced with fines up to 1Mio HK$ and up to 7 years in prison.

On the website (is this legit) is some lame ass marketing talk about how secure and non traceable this setup is. That is bullshit in every aspect.

So I accepted their challenge to verify the security of the website. I'm a hacker and that's what I do if big claims are made.

I'll be back &-)

Why would anyone buy weed online with paypal? That site looks dodgy as hell.

Fuck yes just stick to little biggy vendors and use bitcoin with escrow, its insane for anybody to hand over their credit card to buy weed.

Disagree, these guys are in Canada where the police are cool about cannabis, credit cards offer more buyer protection than bitcoins.

Canada? Their domain is owned by some dude from US Tennessee and the website is hosted in Hong Kong. Both Tennessee and Hong Kong have severe punishment for trafficking.

You are mistaken fellow vendor, the escrow protection on bitcoin around here is much stronger than a credit card investigation and far safer for the buyer.