She sucked on that pipe as I dabbed her
: >

100%

Me and the wife had a good sex life before the weed, but holy shit does weed make it so much better.

Vape some of those concentrates and daaamn.

You're not alone handsome.

when you try a new strain go and masturbate....lol..

I give that hash 2 full squirts!

10/10 Took 1 day to come

Recieved via the back door, opps too much.

Lord of the Keys!

hey this was my comp sci teacher at Hogwarts

Yes, try reddit r/microgrowery lots of good tips on there.

I have a 60cm by 60cm secret jardin tent with 250 bulb and a rvk. I got 4 10 litre pots in there. Started with feminzed but ended up doing autos for 2 years in my bedroom without my mum finding out. Skills! This was a while ago now. 10 11 weeks I’d get about 7/8 oz. I didn’t spend money on for years. Even sold it to my friends. Was well worth the 240 it cost to set up. Must have grown over 100 oz during my entire growing time. I regulated temp and watered. That’s it. So easy with the autos. It’s packed away in my mums attic now hope she don’t find it lol.

Im impressed, 2 years without your mum finding out is quite the achievement haha.
You ever have any problems with the smell? thats my biggest worry about having a go, just while opening the tent to water and things.

I had all the right elements in my room I was lucky. I had an air brick in my bedroom that I stuck the vent in got some cardboard cut whole out and shoved it in worked a charm the fan was strong enough that the smell shot straight through and if there was any backdraft the card board kept it from re entering the room. wasn’t too bad. I also smoked weed in my room so kinda always smelt anyway lol. I had a lock on my door and had a timer so the fan would only come on during mums work hours if she was home I would put it on for the odd 15 mins here 15 mins there timer and risk the humming sound. She never found it in my bedroom but ironically caught me growing when I left home in my own house lol. You need 100% quality gear if you have any chance of getting the smell out. You get budget you got no chance of it being secret, they tend to not seal the light properly so it pings out everywhere the smell even worse, iv seen some right laughable attempts. But buying small means you can spend abit more on the tent fan etc. I’ll see if I have any pics stored on my cloud and put some up if I find them.
It will always smell when you open the door for maintenance unfortunately, right now you could germinate seeds and plant them in a secluded field somewhere. It wouldn’t need to do a lot really

D james' tip of the day: Buy rhino carbon filters!

I really wish I could try it but I have a cursed brown thumb and can even kill cacti. Have you seen this? https://www.highandpolite.co.uk/cbdnews/budget-grow-box-how-to-grow-weed-in-a-bin-for-under-150 It does look cool but until I can learn to keep a pot plant alive I'm going to leave it to the experts.

Did you kill your cacti with too much love...(too much water)

Yes that's me. Too much love to give!

What is the definition of a microgrow exactly, I remember seeing a youtuber pulling approx 14 dried ounces from one plant

I'm part of a group on facebook that has a lot of micro grows. they grow plants in pill bottles empty beer cans you name it they'll try it. their idea of micro grows are simply anything on a budget

14oz!!

Shit the bed. I'm doing something wrong then!

Wow, that's some yield from one plant..

Cheers. BB

Cant find it so dont believe me...i dont even believe myself now lol

Haha!

I've just been looking at Google images myself for a bud that i saw online once which i swear to god was the size of a 2ltr bottle of coke, massive bastard. Had a guy holding it looking chuffed as feck. I think he called it Godzilla or something.

Can't find that either though! Might have been photoshopped but i like to think not....gives me something to aspire to!

Cheers. BB

No I believe you, ive seen some serious buds grown like you describe

Its like a bud made of buds

Well it is but you know what i mean lol

Isnt it just, imagine that every time

Main lined pruning technique and he was using led too

I’ll try find it again but it was some time ago

Not gonna lie, my first grow i had 5 plants and didn't even manage 14oz, in fact i think it was less than 10.

If i could get 14oz per plant, "by this time next year Rodney...." ;)

Haha, that's bloody impressive.

Cheers. BB

I have a 50 x 50 x 100cm tent with mars hydro reflector LED 240w, dont get me wrong its a pretty budget setup but I managed to get 36g nice buds off of one plant (second ever grow). From what ive learned its all about training the plant when growing in small spaces to get the most from your crop

Good light is right, good soil too, very important

Not sure how old this is but sorry to hear about the stress though mate are you all sorted and able to order again now? Glad to hear the police were sensible(ish) about it but still surprised they showed up especially here in the North East police smoke as much weed as the rest of us haha although obviously they'll have had no choice once it was reported by RM.

Biggest shame of all is that if that was THAT stinky imagine how it would have smoked :( hope the boys and girls at the station atleast got to sample it as would hate to see good weed go to waste! lol Hope all worked out :)

Sorry about your experience mate.
I had something similat although it lasted longer and went into the court.
I haven't ordered since then from LB although I am eyeing so many different options.

Are you still not ordering from here? Or if you did then how did it go?

Fuck hope all is well now mate. If your worried maybe get some hash or just message the vendor before an tell them what's happened to you in the past that way your mind be put at rest.

Hey dude, I'm optimistic man, should be alright to order again in a few months or so, I've looked at MJs stuff and his carts and wax look my best bet at the moment!

Don’t ADMIT to police you ordered the package! Make them prove it was you. If they can’t prove it they can’t charge you.
If is a small amount is just a warning especially if you don’t admit to it. Not worth while investigating the case further.

Did the police search your house?

I’m very sorry to learn of this Panda. Did they search your place? I’ve had a time when I had to go in to sign and it’s scary. It was the same day as I got the missed note so they didn’t have it back at the depot or something and had to go in again the next day. Checked my undies for skid marks on that day, got lucky. It was half an ounce of blue cheese. I hope you are okay mate.

No they didn't, but I drove home as fast as I could and buried my stash in the garden lol didn't seem like they were too bothered about it but obviously they had to come because royal mail (absolute jobsworths) got scared of a little bit of weed. They just said to me to think of the ramifications of getting caught with more and how it would effect my situation at home, offered me drug help which I kindly refused (it's only a bit of weed lol) They played with my cocker spaniel for a bit, told me I'd be alright because I was anxious as fuck, and left

The cheese is top left in the picture. I only posted it to give you hope of future purchases once things quieten down for you. RBs perfect packaging never lets me down. It was at Xmas time and special delivery. I knew I’d miss it because I had to go to work. My first half went missing, normal post, but finally arrived later, so I reordered another half of cheese special delivery and that’s what happened. I rocked up first thing, 8am and my bicycle. My apartment was nice and stinky over Xmas time. Things will get better mate. We are here for you.

Was the buds in the smaller tubs squashed because it looks lovely smoke but looks squashed to bits

That smaller bud on bottom left was d-incs cindy/gorilla, it was lovely and Arjans strawberry small container right hand side, that was a mis-order, should have received 7g of shake but I got someone’s Arjans 3.5 g order, it was nice but I don’t get into that strain, kind of reminds me of cough medicine and brings memories of when I was sick.

Panda buddy I am truly sorry to hear whats happened here. The perceived risk of LB, of losing the money to a scammer, or the weekend smoke not arriving on time is paled by the situation that has presented itself. I sincerely hope this comes to nothing. JJ appears to have been very forthcoming with explanations which in itself, while commendable does not change the reality of it all. I never thought of it as putting my liberty in the vendors hands. You are and have been valued member of our community, whether you choose to order again anytime soon or not, as I have found, theres more to LB than just the products! All the best dude, Peace. JJJ

Thankyou for your message man, everyone on LB has been so good to me since I joined

Without blowing smoke up LB's arse, (which thanks to LB, I can!) its another level. Its like social media for grown ups ;)

And if you do decide to go for it again, some of these vendors stealth levels are as insane as the stuff inside!

I'm going to see if the vendors can go through a different way of posting for me as I'll be blacklisted with royal mail now, I don't want to be a pain but I thought it might be worth asking if the can help me out. TGT have been one of my favourites and their products are really good. Might be a long shot but thought it'd be worth asking

From what I am aware, you can request specifics with some vendors, speak to DrugsInc or RadarBreeder. TGT are also exceptional vendors, i'm sure they would be as accommodating as possible. You certain on the RM blacklisting, or just a base case scenario?

Not certain but just a feeling mate, like I had just before going to the depot that I should have listened too, I knew something was up but curiosity got me. It's been stressful today man, I'm just a normal guy that's never had any interaction with the feds really, always stayed under the radar until today so really not wanting to go through royal mail again at the moment

Thats fair then mate. Could always order a load of legit stuff to arrive in the post at the same time so its not a solo package, but I hear what you are saying. So sorry man, its truly shit. That curiosity you speak of though, tells me I'll see those stellar reviews again ;) never say never eh!

Hey mate sorry to hear this has happened. I placed order with another vendor a week ago today and sent as 1st class but hasnt arrived. Do any of you think I should worry? Ive had lots arrive from others with no issue so a week is beginning to worry me

I think aslong as the stealth is up too scratch you should never really be found out. Smell is the giveaway unfortunately for me. Just don't do what I did and go in for it as it was just a royal mail trap

Thanks mate, its not recorded or anything so I wouldnt know if seized. How long before the police showed up? Just worried as its been a week

This whole situation is fucked panda, hope all is well for you man. Vendors staff definitely needs to take a lot more care. Damn bobbies paying you a visit over a 3.5 is laughable, hope you and the wife are good.

Much love man thanks

Got to the bottom of it one my worker looks like didnt package right over a personal issue we had with each other. After telling staff iwas getting rid one of them. One of the asked to chat and heard through friends he was trying fkc my business up. Staff ive kept on now and this evening going to sort out the person who done this. How dare him put people lifes at risk and will be dealt swiftly this evening. Again so sorry Enjoipanda420 for what happened to you. If you leave till Monday let me get myself straight and will refund as you know on here isnt that simple

While what's happened has been fucking shit for me today I don't want this too turn into a witch hunt, JJ what's happened has happened we can't change that, you can only learn a lesson from it that every parcel needs to be the very best in stealth it can be with absolutely no faults, unfortunately for me I am the scapegoat for the rest of the community and I can no longer order on here for now. I accept the risk I took when buying on here, after all, we are dealing in an illegal substance albeit sometimes we forget that.
I just wanna say I wish you no harm and I'm not one to hold lasting grudges

You gentleman and so sorry u had go through this and fck you be able to buy for a while.Got to bottom of it and dealing with tonight again very sorry and will refund you .

UPDATE 1
Guys I have just had the police visit me, 2 officers, I just came clean with them as they have me trying to collect the parcel without a something for you card on cctv (as one was never put through) I was bang too rights.
The 2 officers were very good with me, they said forefront that on this occasion I will not be in trouble. They showed me the parcel and it was absolutely stinking, they said they haven't even opened the tin and it's stunk out the station, stealth was next to non existent.
They have taken my information and left me with a verbal caution.

They asked where I had ordered from and I have said that I could not tell them.

Fucking hell this sucks . Cant believe they actually called. You were lucky you only ordered a small bit.

what city did this go down in

North East

hectic. feel for you bro.

Daaamn man. Sorry to hear that. Thankfully they let you off with a verbal warning.

Epix can you message me

Thank god mate at least it was just a warning

Cant believe with resources they bothered to for sucj a small amount the system fucked. So sorry for the stress

Was fucking shit mate, few months off ordering for me now though man :( back to street level garbage for a while

That sucks man. :(

Item was sent in tin then vacuum packed only thing i can think tin got squashed then opened vacuum pack so sorry about this

They came to house never heard of that before for so little amount so sorry about this cant believe they came house over this crazy .Thank you for not saying anything soon i get payments shorted will refund again so soryy

They said they came right away because is smells so strong, Buddy they have shown me all the packaging and the outside of the letter absolutely stinks, it was so obvious what was inside, I know personally you never wrapped this but your staff did and I hope you are booting off like fuck at them, this has been very stressful for me and my wife, as a result of this I am not going to be able to order from here for a while atleast a few months

I’ve read more than 3 cases of ppl ordering from JJ based off product reviews having their package completely stink when receiving their item that’s why I stayed away. You never know these customs, some let your product through the first time to try bait you to order bigger bulks

THEY DIDNT VACUUM PACK THE ITEM YOU JOKING FUCK IT GET RID OF STAFF LOOKS LIKE WILL HAVE TO MAKE TIME DO IT MYSELF AND FIND SOMEONE ONE ELSE TO HELP . SO SORRY FOR THIS NOTHING I CAN SAY

Sorry to hear this has happened to you. Its always a risk, no matter how good the stealth. Sounds like vendor dropped the ball bad on this one. I wouldn't worry about the feds, I doubt they will even chase this up.

cant believe they went to house over such small amount never known that all my years selling

totally unacceptable in my opinion, if the parcel stunk of weed then seller should take full responsibility for poor stealth and a full refund given for starters.
please make sure this is made clear on your review. I for one will stay well clear of
JJ5637901 and others should be warned.
what a fuck up. I cant see old bill doing much about it, even if they do it will only be a interview so try keep a calm head

Totally agree. I have nothing but contempt for any seller who would put their customers at risk it this way. Disgraceful!

I do take full responsibility and will be refunding customer, but as you can see from my reviews i always sort problems out and this situation is a nightmare for customer and all i can say is sorry and putting things in place so will not ever happen again. I am in touch with effected custoer helping in any way i can

I get what your saying but this aint no wrong order shit, this is a total fuck up

I agree nothing can say but make sure it doesnt happen again nightmare for poor customer and you perfectly right in your responce

Really disappointing to hear this. Hope you are at least compensated financially for this.

Again second customer my staff been told how to re package and started to double vacuumed and very item washed before second vacuumed since tis Monday after package gone missing probably because of this so sorry for this Enjoipanda as customer know i resolve every problems nit much i can say

Yo from hearing this JJ I would change your envelopes and stealth methods as they will look out for similar packages that resemble the one that was seized sorry to hear panda u lost your goods

change post area completely down to a couple miles at least. Get rid of the sideman!

Maybe package them then hand them to the helPErs! That way put your mind at rest

changing everything just at lost for poor guy going through this because a member of my staff.

Since monday everything before getting vacuumed getting washed each time then sprayed and not using tins any more. Again so sorry to customer but i talking to them helping in any way i can. I send a lot items out and today having staff training day as not sending anything sold last 2 days as mu last 3 days escrow not been release still waiting for admin to reply why , As when on dark wen lost thousands. Also hope lb community appreciated i always resolve problems and all i can say sorry.

Bad news mate, How much was in it? I wouldn't expect anyone to come, but they will probably blacklist your address

3.5g mate

Not worth their time to pursue that mate.

Hopefully mate, I suffer with extreme anxiety anyway so this really isn't helping me at the moment

They have to prove you ordered it, so admit nothing, deny all knowledge and scrub Internet history just to be on safe side.

Thanks man, I know I'm probably being dramatic but this wasn't a fun experience for me, everyone looking at me in the post office like I'm a fucking dickhead wasn't great.

Sorry how it turned out, not nice having a visit, glad they weren't total idiots and let you have a warning. I remember mine, very unpleasant but I had 20+ plants at the time. So no warning for me.
Still can't see how it was in the public interest even if it stank the station out.
You probably would have got the same sanction if you were growing 9 or less plants, might be worth thinking about.

You are not being dramatic in the slightest. This happens sure but it is rare and in this case is should not have happened to you. It could have been avoided. Your real life has now been impacted negatively thanks to this event. Unacceptable at every level. I understand it's a honest mistake on JJ's part but honestly I don't know that that makes it acceptable.

I'm really sorry this has happened to you man, and so soon too. It's really upsetting for me so I can only imagine how you feel.. fs bro.

Got to the bottom of it one my worker looks like didnt package right over a personal issue we had with each other. After telling staff iwas getting rid one of them. One of the asked to chat and heard through friends he was trying fkc my business up. Staff ive kept on now and this evening going to sort out the person who done this. How dare him put people lifes at risk and will be dealt swiftly this evening. Again so sorry Enjoipanda420 for what happened to you. If you leave till Monday let me get myself straight and will refund as you know on here isnt that simple

So sorry about his thinking going off site tell you truth been busy , really dont know what to say letting people down like this. Just got rid of staff today and just thinking what to do. Still waiting on admin why my money not been released for 3 days got thousands in escroow with them. Got orders but not sending out till find out why.

Only been here a month or so bro, really got on with yourself, epix, franko, nlxxhz, all you guys have been great so I'm a little gutted I can't partake in the ordering anymore man, I'm still gonna lurk around and see what all you guys are up to but for me at this moment I can't risk it again so soon.

Have you got a different address you could send too? Relative or friend?

Unfortunately not man, and I don't really want to involve my extended family after today

How about getting a PO Box?

Yeah man,I can totally understand that after what you've been through.

That is just upsetting man. Your safety is your #1 priority so I would definitely lay low for a good while. I'm not sure you will be able to order packs to that address again though man, you will likely be on a suspicion list and your addy will be flagged for manual inspection when a pack gets scanned through the RM depot. As far as I know (word of mouth from a postie, not depot worker) flagged packs go through a xray. I'd love if any of our resident posties could try shine more light on this.

You're still part of this community and there are other ways to partake. You are such a contributing member.. a hit like this is really bad for the community as a whole man.

Yeah I did think it would be game over for me man, probably not worth the risk ordering from here now as wife could loose her job if we get found out. I'm gonna hover around still man and I'd like to thank you and the rest of the guys that have engaged with me while I've been here dude I've really enjoyed chatting to you all, hope non of you ever have to go through what I have today as it's fucking scary when you've never been done for anything before

Exactly mate too much to loose. I'd love for you to stick around anyway. By the way you would have no problem opening a PO box and having packs sent to that. There are vendors that can provide 100% accident proof stealth so it's not totally over for you if you go down that route, and it's easy enough to set up. There are also non-Royal mail options like This link that may give you options. But yeah that's all stuff the think about when the dust settles mate.

Yeah I appreciate you man, you have a great energy. We have many more chats to come, hopefully we can fix this somehow. They really made you feel like a criminal for a little bit of weed huh.. sad sad times indeed.

Thanks for the info sidetracked that's helpful to know mate thankyou, the police were actually really cool with me mate, they more or less said, look everyone's doing it at the moment and it's just the unlucky ones that get caught out , they said that they had to come out just based on the strength of the bud as around here our street weed is not very good. She showed me how it was packaged and said there was no chance it would have got to me how it was and was one of the strongest smelling strains they've come across. They wanted to know where I purchased from but I said I really couldn't disclose that and they just said fine and left it at that, they said this time because I haven't been done before and it wasn't actually in my possession they will let me off but obviously if they have to come again I'm gonna be in bother.
Fortunately my 12 year old son was at school so didn't have to see me getting questioned and my landlords were not in sight so I've dodged a bullet

That's nice that they were cool at least, they could have for sure made it worse so that's a bonus man. That's good they didn't pressure you though, doesn't sound like they're too interested in the matter and only followed up because they had to. Maybe that's why you got a visit so fast, they just wanted to wrap that particular case up and move on to crimes that mater. I hope anyway, who knows.

That is bonus mate at least he didn't have to go through that with you. I wouldn't say you dodged a bullet, more like took a bullet that just missed all vital organs haha. It sucks but you'll live y'know? If you do decide to go down the alternative post route in the future let me know how it goes.

Aye I'll be alright bud, I'm gonna still hang around and eye up all the candy you guys are getting, who knows I might even make a video on the dreadful street weed I'm having to make you all appreciate yours more haha

Good attitude mate. I'd would actually love to see that, just to get an idea of the street level in different areas, it's genuinely interesting to me man.

Mate as soon as they said the feds were coming I bolted back home mega quick and had to bury a Oz I've stockpiled in the garden lol all systems go get all the drugs outta here, I'm gonna smoke up tonight after today lol

When I read oz lmao Hope you have batter night than morning!!

Thanks kreizy anything will be better than this morning man!

Hahah I'd be digging holes like a mole. Yeah I think you need a big ol' fatty now more than ever man.

My head is battered you had to through this so sorry really. I send a lot packages and really dont know whats happened here.

If I get a message saying collect at post office I wouldn’t go too suspicious and risky by the looks of it

I did :D

Nervously of course

Twitchy arse lol

Squeaky bum time lol

Sorry to hear you got stung man. In JJ's defence I got an order from him yesterday and his stealth was top notch! Try not to worry too much mate,I doubt they will take it any further.

Really dont know what happened got rid of staff thinking going off this site been stressful for my customer and feel like let community down at large sorry guys

In all honesty JJ, I've seen vendors on here make mistakes and just go vanish. At least you have the balls to own up to them and make changes.

Shouldn't have any fear of bill, they wont do anything, I admit its scary I got done from a sellers site from here same way , but they just came to my house no message, was for 2 packages both one half oz other a half and a 3.5 , they were seized because they used plastic pots in a single jiffy ..on the spot caution filled out ticket off the wankers went (like they always will) .depending where you live and if you're used to police 90% of the time nothing can happen to you anyway , ( the prisons ain't full of people buying weed) not many growers will go to prison, I know as many of others will countless of people who have been caught room full of plants and let off! .. I'm happy nothing happened on this occasion, but if I was any of you guys getting done just keep buying again!! dont wait around dont let the bastards beat you!!

I've been doing the cheapest bud on here, described accurately with all happy customers so far.
Going to run some RSO, Cannabis capsules and Rosin dabs if the demand is there.
Look me up.

Cheers

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