How can normal people obtain these diagnoses?
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Aka Vitamin K, long understood as a blood clotting agent now understood to cancer cells by stimulating oxidative stress
1994 - proven to turns certain kinds of leukemia cells into normal white blood cells
2001 - discovery to prevent tumor cells from repairing themselves
2006 - shown to suppress hepatocellular carcinoma, a liver cancer.
Continuing studies show properties that are effective against a wider range of cancers.
These are the largest dose capsules available on the market, it is safe to take 4 or 5 per day.
1994 - proven to turns certain kinds of leukemia cells into normal white blood cells
2001 - discovery to prevent tumor cells from repairing themselves
2006 - shown to suppress hepatocellular carcinoma, a liver cancer.
Continuing studies show properties that are effective against a wider range of cancers.
These are the largest dose capsules available on the market, it is safe to take 4 or 5 per day.
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mail it to the enclosed address and we send you the results anonymously in a little biggy message, good luck.
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poke through shit a little shit with this magic wand
the choice is yours gentleman. just unscrew the top, pickup a little faces and put the cap back on (now, don't play with it, drop it and you will have to start over).
mail it to the enclosed address and we send you the results anonymously in a little biggy message, good luck.
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Computers trounce pathologists in predicting lung cancer type
Computers trounce pathologists in predicting lung cancer type
Skin cancer diagnosis just got a step closer, these guys are heading towards an app for it.
Doctor's are the gatekeepeers as always but not by regulation, they are actually running this show as it's still experimental.
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Mail-Order CRISPR Kit: Unregulated Biohacking
Mail-Order CRISPR Kit: Unregulated Biohacking
A decentralized approach to fast starting genetic therapy is now in our hands.
What if we use this kit and you dont read the small print where these companys are able to share information of inherited genetic disease being shared with HMO stopping people getting Insurance . I wouldnt use any company's offering to find out under disguise your Heritage as last year information about us surpassed in revenue more then oil.
True this, crypto identities and crypto payments or I aint going near this.
Did you see the Netflix thing about crispr
Making glow in the dark rats etc?
Don't think anyones going to get far in their shed with it but big business very possible.
Kinda worrying actually.
Making glow in the dark rats etc?
Don't think anyones going to get far in their shed with it but big business very possible.
Kinda worrying actually.
What if you use this kit and you dont read the small print where these companys are able to share information of inherited genetic disease being shared with HMO stopping people getting Insurance . I wouldnt use any company's offering to find out under disguise your Heritage as last year information about us surpassed in revenue more then oil.
Love the cause not so sure about the poster boy.
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stark
How can a terminal patient get frozen ASAP
Here is an article about cryonics that someone posted on LB some time ago.
It has names of companies that do it.
Why Cryonics Makes Sense
I hope this helps.
It has names of companies that do it.
Why Cryonics Makes Sense
I hope this helps.
That's a new one for me but it's interesting.
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junr
What is the relationship between hepatitis and cancer?
Look up dr sebi. He reversed everything from cancer to sickle cell even aids and proved it in supreme court.
Hepatitis C inflames the liver, and over the course of many years, this leads to scarring. Most people with hepatitis C never experience significant scarring or complications, but about 20 percent develop cirrhosis, which is advanced scarring throughout the liver, even then it can take 30 or 40 years for cirrhosis to develop.
Meanwhile, the liver is resilient — when damage occurs, the liver goes to work to regenerate itself. The more cells the liver regenerates, the higher the chances that a mutation will occur in one of those cells, and it’s these mutations that can lead to cancer.
Meanwhile, the liver is resilient — when damage occurs, the liver goes to work to regenerate itself. The more cells the liver regenerates, the higher the chances that a mutation will occur in one of those cells, and it’s these mutations that can lead to cancer.
What about Hepatitis B? I have that and the doctor sais not to worry about it.
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20 watts
Cancer has my name in the hat, can I start fighting before it's drawn?
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20 watts
Cancer has my name in the hat, can I start fighting before it's drawn?
My dad and mum both went out with cancer, leukemia and breast cancer. Loads more relatives too so I reckon I am going to be fighting a melanoma sooner or later. Also figure it's going to be tiny and undetected at start. So why not act like its there now? Could give a rats ass about side effects since I'm going to face them anyway why not while the drugs are super strong and possibly more effective?
Please research alkaline based diet, RSO oils me personal been taking baking soda 4 times a week for years , again research cancers live in acidic body. Try cut out all process foods make your own meals , cuts out process sugars . Look at nature as growing weed your PH level so important to the growth and well being of the lant some time we have the answers staring right at us.
"Look at nature as growing weed your PH level so important to the growth and well being of the lant some time we have the answers staring right at us." bigg up this is great
just get regular checkups. In a lot of cases, the treatment can be worse than the disease. I first was diagnosed with NHL in 2008 but didn't need treatment until 2018 & if I had been smart I would have a avoided a lot (or all) of the treatment I'm receiving. Treatment can also increase your chances of getting a different type of cancer later in life.
There are many kinds of cancers and corresponding treatments so even if you wanted to start chemotherapy as a preventative the odds favor you taking the wrong one. This will cause some severe temporary damage to your immune system and might even open the door to cancer related pathogens.
Is there a more generic cancer therapy used in a variety of circumstances?
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samCHED
A machine that can smell if you have cancer
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samCHED
A machine that can smell if you have cancer
And many other conditions too
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young mula
Forget the Blood of Teens. This Pill Promises to Extend Life
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Forget the Blood of Teens. This Pill Promises to Extend Life
A plant based diabetes drug "may have already saved more people from cancer deaths than any drug in history.”
Start off by trying to forget your password here.
Is that prescription?
Why bother with a prescription drug, the drug comes from a weed (fancy that!) and is available in all kinds of herbal forms.
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gerryDairy
A Cancer So Contagious It Hops Species
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gerryDairy
A Cancer So Contagious It Hops Species
Another mystery solved, this one is a strange cancer that effects mollusks.
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As we age, cancer rates go up as immune system winds down
As we age, cancer rates go up as immune system winds down
The immune system is looking more important than ever in the battle, stay tuned.
Why is this surprising? The immune system is important for fighting any disease
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Immunotherapy is killing it
Immunotherapy is killing it
Continued progress with immunotherapy is bad news for cancer and great news for the rest of us.
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foster
An Insider's Crusade Against The Cancer Industry (New Yorker)
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foster
An Insider's Crusade Against The Cancer Industry (New Yorker)
Vince DeVita served as the head of the National Cancer Institute from 1980 to 1988. The problem, in the words of his colleagues, is he wanted to cure cancer.
Thanks, love this article.
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Quantum Tech is Bio Tech
Quantum Tech is Bio Tech
Quantum phenomena rest on an intuitive concept: given a small enough sample crazy results are easy to produce, at a larger scale order is inevitable.
Living things seem pretty crazy from the perspective of intimate objects and the reason is similar, biological actions take place at the proton level for things like genes, enzymes or even the sense of smell. Deeper, smaller action means amazing things can happen.
Living things seem pretty crazy from the perspective of intimate objects and the reason is similar, biological actions take place at the proton level for things like genes, enzymes or even the sense of smell. Deeper, smaller action means amazing things can happen.
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Best Secret for appearing unstoned?
One off is zero side effects basically but prolong…
Best Secret for appearing unstoned?
Sometimes the paranoia of thinking you look stoned can make you look more stoned. The terpene alpha pinene in black pepper can chill out the effects of thc, making you less paranoid and therefore act less sketchy. I’ve tried eating a couple of peppercorns myself when I ate too much of MJ concentrates cannachocolate and it works a treat. Not sure how much is the actual effect of the terpenes and how much is a placebo but considering placebos work even when you know they’re a placebo, who cares? :D
Dont get stoned in the first place!! Hahahha. I'm being silly. Eye drops work for me, if i ever need to be discreet and the weed is running like a river of blood through my eyeballs.
just be yourself, don't act differently when people are there ?
Don't try to appear unstoned. There's no point at all. Just smile all the time. But be tenacious. Look everyone direct in their eyes. Fear nothing. Fear is the mind killer. Everyone can have hayfever (red eyes). But not everyone can smile like an absolute boss. In hard times... hand out red-eyed smiles like Rocky handed Mr T right hooks. That is the secret. In hard times... take control. Smile upon all that are worthy! People will get used to it. They will start to smile and they won't even be stoned. THAT... is how we will change the world.
Fear is the mindkiller! Yes! (Dune)
this was a "worth it" comment to read, thanks
To just be stoned all the time, may be?
i know, right?
We'd say... the glasses with the eyes painted on :)
Murine eye drops makes your eyes go crystal white, I’m stoned at work all day and no one knows
I always find a quick shower kind of snaps me out of it a bit or if I'm absolutely blazed a cold shower kind of shocks the body and wakes you up.
Hahaha the fact you've got a pheasant with a photo shopped bat hanging out off its beak has just made my morning funny fucke hahahaha
You can use eye drops for the red eyes which are the main give away, cover the smell with underarm spray or eat it to remove smell entirely.
Whats gonna give you away is behaviour, if you consume enough then you are inebriated, same with alcohol, mind over matter just wont cut it. so theres really only two options for this, either your tolarance is so high that you barely get stoned anyway or you consume a lower amount so that you arent actually stoned but rather just a little high.
Just out of interest who are you hiding ur smoking from?
Whats gonna give you away is behaviour, if you consume enough then you are inebriated, same with alcohol, mind over matter just wont cut it. so theres really only two options for this, either your tolarance is so high that you barely get stoned anyway or you consume a lower amount so that you arent actually stoned but rather just a little high.
Just out of interest who are you hiding ur smoking from?
but that usually means im stoned
gotta be careful with these they have rapidly diminishing effects
also many eyedrops have preservatives in them so they can sit in your cabinet. preservatives are killers and placing them in your eyes repeatedly is something to avoid.
Do you mean over the course of a day or a lifetime? I only use drops when I've been smoking hard, get invited out to something or have surprise visitors coming and put a drop or two in to get the red out. This might be once a month, if that to be honest.
One off is zero side effects basically but prolonged use actually dries your eyes and loops into addiction.
Wow I had no idea, thanks for info. Like I said I keep a bottle at all times but I rarely use it so I don't think I have much to worry about.
Eye whitening drops
Amen to them!! Optrex Brilliant Dazzle ?
Yes! Been using them for years... they were just called eye whitening drops back then, but advance all the time :)
Staying consistently crazy.
Some booze on me breath
this guy
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Complete n00b here
they have live help that comes up in the lower rig…
Complete n00b here
Hello all. I stumbled across this site a few weeks ago after trying to find a way to get hold of some quality flower.
I moved away from my hometown years ago and haven't been able to find a link where I live which leaves me having to rely on friends in other parts of the country (UK) to sort me out who have connects. I often have to wait weeks/months at a time for this to happen and quite frankly I'm getting fed up with it.
I assumed the only way to get hold of stuff over the Internet was through the darknet (which I have no idea how to use) but came across LB. It seems to good to be true that this exists and in my experience that often turns out to be the case. I have zero experience with crypto currencies and really don't know where to start. I'm also worried about giving my name and address over but the thought that I could get product through my letterbox whenever I'm running low is just to much of an opportunity to pass up.
Sorry for the long post. Any help/experience using the sellers here would be greatly appreciated. :)
I moved away from my hometown years ago and haven't been able to find a link where I live which leaves me having to rely on friends in other parts of the country (UK) to sort me out who have connects. I often have to wait weeks/months at a time for this to happen and quite frankly I'm getting fed up with it.
I assumed the only way to get hold of stuff over the Internet was through the darknet (which I have no idea how to use) but came across LB. It seems to good to be true that this exists and in my experience that often turns out to be the case. I have zero experience with crypto currencies and really don't know where to start. I'm also worried about giving my name and address over but the thought that I could get product through my letterbox whenever I'm running low is just to much of an opportunity to pass up.
Sorry for the long post. Any help/experience using the sellers here would be greatly appreciated. :)
Did you get it sorted? Im in the same boat
Hi nova everyone in this community felt exactly as you do on their first day /purchase. However many of the vendors offer excellent service, on par with say amazon or ebay. Escrow completely protects your money, the vendor gets 0 until you recieve your purchase. Cryptos bit weird to start with but easy enought to deal with. I have been here couple of months and have to say it feels like i found an extra family, supportive, informed and safe. There are many good vendors, you willl soon feel like a kid in a sweet shop
dont worry nova, this is everyone one of us day 1 - even borgs! paybis.com has live help and quick service for the bitcoins, give them a go and let us know what you think :)
Thankyou for the reply. My bank card is known as a debt card, not a credit card so I don't think the suggested site will work. There wasn't any form of help either so I'm no closer to understanding exactly what it is I need to do to get the ball rolling. Thank you for the reply though.
they have live help that comes up in the lower right hand corner - at least on the desktop. debit cards are aok.
You can easily buy Bitcoin on Bittylicious (EU/UK), just create a new account and wait 24-48h to have the account confirmed, after that just buy the amount of BTC you need, with your debit/credit card (but I recommend you to use the transfer bank because their commission is much lower).
A small tip:
When you buy BTC, first create the order on LB, when LB gives you the BTC address where you must send the BTC to initiate the order
, copy it and just buy BTC directly to that address (you will save on fees and waiting times!)
A small tip:
When you buy BTC, first create the order on LB, when LB gives you the BTC address where you must send the BTC to initiate the order
, copy it and just buy BTC directly to that address (you will save on fees and waiting times!)
Thanks for the tip, I’m trying to get set up. I have initially registered with Paxful but not confirmed ID yet. Would you say I’m better off registering with Bittylicious for saving on fees? And if I do as you say and buy the bitcoin directly to the sellers address, whose email do I submit along with it, my own or the sellers? Thanks
That’s fine, I’m just asking if Bittylicious is a better option than Paxful before I go all in with verification
I never used Paxful so I don't really know.
You can compare the fee and other features and then chose which one suits you better.
If you have a EU bank account, I also recommend PayNote.eu. They are really fast and no ID required.
You can compare the fee and other features and then chose which one suits you better.
If you have a EU bank account, I also recommend PayNote.eu. They are really fast and no ID required.
there is no emailaddress component to payments here, each invoice has a unique bitcoin address to identify it
Right ok it’s just I saw on Bittylicious front page when you select “buy” it gives you a bitcoin address field and an email field in order to submit, but I’m guessing it’s different when you’re registered, I’ll get signed up.
great tip thanks
@xs8 Great tip!
Now there's some clearer instructions! Thank you for taking time out of your day to reply.
I've tried to make an account with bitpanda which I've seen reccomened a few times here but they keep refusing my verification. Is it standard practice that they ask for a photo of my passport and then a picture of my face? I don't know why I keep getting refused.
I've tried to make an account with bitpanda which I've seen reccomened a few times here but they keep refusing my verification. Is it standard practice that they ask for a photo of my passport and then a picture of my face? I don't know why I keep getting refused.
Personally I recommend Bittylicious, the fees with the bank transfer are ok, the verification process is easy, fast and clear and the overall service is really fast and customer oriented.
Give it a chance :)
P.S: Yes, is normally that they are asking for a valid ID document and photo of your face, this is named KYC (Know Your Customer)
Give it a chance :)
P.S: Yes, is normally that they are asking for a valid ID document and photo of your face, this is named KYC (Know Your Customer)
if you buy bitcoins like this, ie. providing an id, is it then safe to send those coins to a seller? I am a noob and trying to understand how this works. My poor little brain says that if I buy bitcoins and have to be verified in that process, then those coins are traceable to me. Is that right? and does it matter? From what I can tell, most people just buy the bitcoins and send them for a transaction? thanks
So, using Bitcoin makes you more "invisible" but is not 100% safe and if someone really wants to trace you, he can do this. (but I doubt that someone will invest computational power to do this on a mid class person).
Short answer, don't worry too much, just use tor browser to navigate on LB (not on Bittylicious) and this will make even more harder to trace you down.
Short answer, don't worry too much, just use tor browser to navigate on LB (not on Bittylicious) and this will make even more harder to trace you down.
I've looked into Bittylicious and apparently there is no wallet function? Is that why you recommend to initiate an order first then copy the provided address to bittylicious to buy btc into that address directly? Or do I also need to set up a btc wallet and if so how do I do that? I'm very sorry if my questions are annoying but this is a bit of massive learning curve for me. I really appreciate your time and help.
Hi mate, I'm a complete noob myself & just made my first purchase today. I used Paxful to get the Bitcoins & a wallet...I felt exactly like you, but managed to go thru the process ok. There's step-by-step support & it wasn't too difficult. Good luck mate.
You can get weed from Weedzy on a normal browser too. I've had 4 lots from them now & the quality had been fairly decent.
You can get weed from Weedzy on a normal browser too. I've had 4 lots from them now & the quality had been fairly decent.
You don't need a wallet to pay for an order. Just press pay on your order and you will get an address to send the coins to.
Really cool, I'm a new user too and I didn't know this. Bitcoin wallets etc. is all alien to me. Would be much easier to not have to deal with wallets. So I can create an account at one of these and just make one payment by card that goes straight to the seller? Just like making a normal card payment like any other shop? Any pros and cons of Bittylicious Vs PayBis? Thanks
Thankyou all. Bittylicious have fully verified me in only a few hours and are now letting me purchase more than £40 of coins so I will have a browse and take the plunge and see how things go! :)
Yes, that's why I told you to firstly initiate the payment process on LB.
I'm glad you successfully registered on Bittylicious, you'll see how easy is to use it :)
I'm glad you successfully registered on Bittylicious, you'll see how easy is to use it :)
Hi xs8
At some stage I'm going to sell on here, could you advise on what is best to download to start.
I'd like to do it all from my mob.
Hope you don't mind me asking
Cheers
At some stage I'm going to sell on here, could you advise on what is best to download to start.
I'd like to do it all from my mob.
Hope you don't mind me asking
Cheers
If you want a *safe method to store your BTC (by safe I mean that since 2014 was never hacked, but I do not recommend to store large amount of BTC or any other crypto) you can use Coinomi or if you want to be 99% sure that your crypto is safe, just buy an offline wallet like this one: https://shop.ledger.com/
This way you can do everything on your smartphone, but maybe you will also want to use some app to keep track of orders and etc..
This way you can do everything on your smartphone, but maybe you will also want to use some app to keep track of orders and etc..
Hi
I've downloaded Coinomi and opened a wallet, can you advise on the next step.
Sorry to be a pain
I've downloaded Coinomi and opened a wallet, can you advise on the next step.
Sorry to be a pain
I'm not a vendor here so I don't really know what you should do, but if I'm not wrong:
You must setup your payment processor (transaxe is the most used, link at the bottom) and add your wallet address so you can receive the money.
After that just start adding the items to your profile so the customers can buy
Transaxe:
https://www.transaxe.com/user/login
Anyway, I advice you to ask help directly to transaxe:
https://littlebiggy.org/link/uwOse6
You must setup your payment processor (transaxe is the most used, link at the bottom) and add your wallet address so you can receive the money.
After that just start adding the items to your profile so the customers can buy
Transaxe:
https://www.transaxe.com/user/login
Anyway, I advice you to ask help directly to transaxe:
https://littlebiggy.org/link/uwOse6
Cheers, I'll download Coinomi
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What Is The Best Music Decade Ever?
Word to the streets
What Is The Best Music Decade Ever?
Add a youtube link in your answer
70s.
The End.
Cheers. BB
The End.
Cheers. BB
The 70s... the experimentation that was going on paved the way for all the goodness we’ve had since!
Bandersnatch turned me on to the 80s, some of this shit sounds like it came out today.
100 percent 90s hip hip scene won't be beaten
1995 to 2005, #house #techno #trance #hardtrance #goa #psy ... music literally came and conquered Europe with the German Love Parade as annual {pilgrimage} where millions of likeminded people gathered, partied or about whatever one can imagine for {Love}, {Freedom} ,{Liberty} and {Peace}.
90's hiphop. All about the groove
As classic as Beethoven
I'll go with 80s for California Punk
I didn't think the 80s would be a very popular answer coz of all the Gods awful pop that came out at the time. But in My mind you cant beat some good classic 80's Metal
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Harsh Man! 1 Dumb mistake dose not maketh a band.
70s jah people!
You 70s folks have a Damn good argument!
Oh yeah sista
90s for sure: Golden age of Gangsta Rap
Word to the streets
Nice, right decade and right town
Ill second that notion with 90s britpop.
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HELLO UNIVERSE
No Forrest you are great!
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HELLO UNIVERSE
Hello everyone, I have been here for a couple of days and I admire all this but only today can I find a way to greet you!
I wanted to congratulate every person who makes this possible, I can't wait to make the first purchase!
Ps. If anyone needed, in life before the pandemic I was a graphic designer / photographer! haha
Greetings again, and you're great!
I wanted to congratulate every person who makes this possible, I can't wait to make the first purchase!
Ps. If anyone needed, in life before the pandemic I was a graphic designer / photographer! haha
Greetings again, and you're great!
Welcome anrp you have found an amazing place... just getting to grip with it ourselves, i see your a photographer would you be interested in doing a review for us in return for a sample? Happy highs amigo
@caliplug how can I visit your page and anything to offer atm?
This idea is amazing bro !! especially in this period of quarantine being able to photograph would be an excellent anti-stress ahaha
Hahaha no worries amigo message me your address I’ll send you some in return for an honest review bro :)
If this is madness then I know I'm filled with gladness.
No Forrest you are great!
Welcome to LB, friend. What do you have your eyes on for your first order?
We could always use your photography skills to get some nice pics of your purchases to help us biggas see what is on offer, if that's something you're interested in.
May your first order go as smooth as possible. :)
We could always use your photography skills to get some nice pics of your purchases to help us biggas see what is on offer, if that's something you're interested in.
May your first order go as smooth as possible. :)
Wow bro would be a fantastic thing to be able to collaborate together, I was aiming more for cartridges than for flowers, even if the love for them is so much! Unfortunately, however, to order flowers is a bit risky right now in Italy, don't you think?
But believe me that being able to collaborate in this way would be great for me
But believe me that being able to collaborate in this way would be great for me
Ah, silly of me to assume you would be smoking flower! I agree, with everything going on right now I would go for the safer option to avoid any unnecessary headaches. Happy toking :)
I love flowers and everything that can be produced with them but where I am located I prefer to support the local economy hahaha thanks anyway for the interest, and who knows sooner or later :)
I’m thinking it would be less so since no one wants to be inhaling covid-19 and everything is being handled as little as possible?
I cannot be sure though
I cannot be sure though
it is the same thing that I thought too, but unfortunately I live in Sardinia, an island present in Italy. I'm afraid there is further control but you only live once, don't you think? ahaha sooner or later I'll try
yes I'm too curious to try MJ cartridges, I saw that in LB they are a must !! But he does not use pgp and now I am a little uncomfortable, but in a month I will be his best friend haha
What’s the worst that can happen?
Like here in uk I’ve seen growers get community service so what will they do over a few grams? Very little if anything at all
Like here in uk I’ve seen growers get community service so what will they do over a few grams? Very little if anything at all
hahaha I agree, I'm just still new and I would like to avoid making a mistake, but I repeat, soon MJ and I will be better friends like forest and booba ahah
Go for it...if anything then order a cart if you’re worried... you’ll get the lb bug soon enough and not give it a second thought once you get over the first few humps
Good luck dude/dudette. So many passes and so little failures there that I have had less problems here than on the street. Just stick to what the most of us here have already tried and tested
Good luck dude/dudette. So many passes and so little failures there that I have had less problems here than on the street. Just stick to what the most of us here have already tried and tested
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Visine, he uses Tabasco sauce.
When you're stoned, what's better than eating a mandarin?
Eating amanda out ;);) ba doom......
Eating amanda out ;);) ba doom......
Dyslexic got a sms text from local gas company “EMERGENCY can you smell gas?”
So he immediately replied “ Im sorry i cant even smell my own name!”
So he immediately replied “ Im sorry i cant even smell my own name!”
I was going to watch the Origami channel earlier then I realised it was only on Paperview
2 Biscuits are walking down the road and one says to the other "Can I come round your house tonight and watch the Football?"
Other one replies "No"
1st Biscuit replies "Why not?"
Other one replies "Because last time you stole all my washing off the line"
Cheese Sandwich walks in the pub and says "Can i have a pint of Cider please"
Barman replies "Sorry we dont serve food in here"
Other one replies "No"
1st Biscuit replies "Why not?"
Other one replies "Because last time you stole all my washing off the line"
Cheese Sandwich walks in the pub and says "Can i have a pint of Cider please"
Barman replies "Sorry we dont serve food in here"
3/16 mrspock89 if wrong will make a bigger spliff lol
Am dyslexic always found it funny they made that hard to spell.
haha yeh fair point.....so a dyslexic scotsman walks in to a bra....and asks for a wee nipple X)
3 guys in a pub.
Competition going on for ten grand if 1 of them can stay in a room full of flies for ten minutes.
First guy tries and comes out 2 minutes later '' na sod that '' he says whilst coming out.
Second guy tries and comes out 5 minutes later '' absolutely impossible'' he says whilst coming out.
Third guy tries and stays in for the full ten minutes. As he comes out, the pub owner and the other 2 men approach him '' how on earth did u do that'' they all say.
''easy!'' He says '' i had a shit in the corner n all the flies went to it ''
Competition going on for ten grand if 1 of them can stay in a room full of flies for ten minutes.
First guy tries and comes out 2 minutes later '' na sod that '' he says whilst coming out.
Second guy tries and comes out 5 minutes later '' absolutely impossible'' he says whilst coming out.
Third guy tries and stays in for the full ten minutes. As he comes out, the pub owner and the other 2 men approach him '' how on earth did u do that'' they all say.
''easy!'' He says '' i had a shit in the corner n all the flies went to it ''
What have George Michael and Wellington boots have in common.
They both get sucked off in bogs.
They both get sucked off in bogs.
Lets try keep joke friendly and not to offend anybody .
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
You can't take a joke.
You can't take a joke.
Love this one specially with situation where in at the moment bit of humor and weed will go long way to help each other
This isnt true I'm actually the guy that happened to and the dog was licking his ass. :)
What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs?
Answer: Double jointed.
What is reality?
Answer: An illusion caused by a lack of good weed.
Answer: Double jointed.
What is reality?
Answer: An illusion caused by a lack of good weed.
Never a good thing nor having enough of the herb lol
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The factory workers who fought fascism from Glasgow
true this
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The factory workers who fought fascism from Glasgow
"When Scots refused to service Chile’s jet fighters after the 1973 military coup, their protest all but grounded the air force"
A great reminder that we all have triggers to change world once we are determined and united.
A great reminder that we all have triggers to change world once we are determined and united.
If we can shut down the fucking world for a tiny population of vulnerable people can we just give up war for the rest of us?
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Ballers or Billions
billions and billions
Ballers or Billions
any one else watch and/or know when the new seasons are out?
billions and billions
big chucky loool
Not seen ballers, billions is excellent... not sure on the next series, after the summer I think ( if filming isn't delayed).
cheers buddy, billions is unreal, ballers is slightly more easy watching, background tv you know #
but thanks for the update and letting me know!
you watching anything good to smoke along to atm?
little ben
but thanks for the update and letting me know!
you watching anything good to smoke along to atm?
little ben
Just started Ozark last night... looks good, also starting Gangs of London tonight
ozark is pretty good found it slow to get into but got sucked in, enjoyed it
tryna start Gangs of london too
tryna start Gangs of london too
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OK so what's better at this moment Star Wars or Star Trek?
discovery beats - oh wait star wars doesnt have an…
OK so what's better at this moment Star Wars or Star Trek?
piccard beats the new movies but the mandalorian beats piccard.
discovery beats - oh wait star wars doesnt have another live action series
Star Trek. Star Wars is now just like when Shatner was hanging on as an old man.
Both franchises are getting as old as mythology, this op ed piece from syfy (yes they have op-ed pieces :) ) hits it on the money for Trek.
This. Way too many senior moments in episode 7
Do you mean Jar Jar Binks was a great new thing? No, that was an omen of things to come. As for the new trilogy, somebody must have been put in charge of supplying adult diapers to the original cast members. Probably changed them as well.
jar jar binks would have been awesome in the muppets, this is exactly why you need the right agent folks
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Can you believe 1 guy is directing both of them? This is my childhood dream.
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Yeah but it's a lot easier when the creator is dead and the fans aren't so orthodox.
Not so sure about that son
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I don't get why anyone loves either of these, they are like basically like bad TV shows.
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Kirk or Picard?
Hard question
You mean Locutus, right?
Jane way then kirk finally pickard
ice ice, baby
Yeah he can be ice but my man got range
Hard question
whoah is that some kind of future cannabis in your hands?
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Gjohal1
Coinbase transactions
The vast majority of bitcoin are purchased for inv…
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Gjohal1
Coinbase transactions
Hi all just wanted your opinion, my bank account shows a fair amount of payment’s going to coinbase, (obviously when I order from here) has anyone ever had the bank query this, will be applying for a mortgage soon, just in case I get asked why there are so many transactions going to coinbase. If yes what was the answer given, I know people use it to trade in the various currencies, would that be the best answer to give, that I am a trader in bitcoin/ or one of the various other currencies on there. Would be grateful for any ideas thank you
Hi Gjohal1
I have taken out a few mortgages over the last few years via my broker and in my experience I have not had any transactions queried by the lender.
My understanding is that lenders look at statements as a part of the process to establish your credit worthiness and determine your ability to make mortgage repayments.
I have taken out a few mortgages over the last few years via my broker and in my experience I have not had any transactions queried by the lender.
My understanding is that lenders look at statements as a part of the process to establish your credit worthiness and determine your ability to make mortgage repayments.