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use three words to describe little biggy
media as society
use three words to describe little biggy
Embrace the madness.. ?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️
Build that wall
He means the wonderwall mate
Fucking gold mine
Safe reliable discreet
Stress free life
capitalism using communism
Luvin The Mailman
My postman is obviously a stoner, just the way he carries the back all slung back on his shoulder gives it away but he also looks like Wayne (or Garth I can't remember which one is which). I keep thinking I should offer him a bowl of the good shit but he delivers so much weed to me I think I'd be putting him in a bad position.
Smoke Weed Everyday
Jah Bless Nate
Machine Got Funk
who needs protests?
never seen this expression before, love it :)
kindliness, courage, sensitivity
a kind revolution
SPECTRE Trading Partner
One joint for one white kitty, fill or kill
cyber masonic temple
Forever Loving Jah
Builds Not Guilds
My biggaz my biigaz
My Motha fuckin biggaz
2 words: love and loyalty
Lovely little community
New Revolution's Barricade
apple of anarchy
Cronyism between machines
Finally found you?
Scammers are fucked.
A Big Relief
Antispasmodic Solutions Syndicate
I think hyphens are cheating
Pretty fucking gangsta
just in time
No-trust *is* trust
Elegant social media
Naive is good
saving the ostracised
Freedom's Last Hope
Good or Die.
Mothafucka
Mothafucka
scattered persona ownership
cheap juxtaposition, no?
Privacy By Design
Like the stereo shop?
Craigslist fucked Reddit
>Bitcoin baby formula
Only 2 needed: Autonomy collective
espacio de ficción
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This isn't necessarily a weed song, but the video is top quality entertainment if you're stoned.
The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist
The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist
Copy and paste this link if video does not play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk3BvNLeNgw&list=PLMIgpwa9QbCJVOYEExgJDxmsz06Ea4OUp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk3BvNLeNgw&list=PLMIgpwa9QbCJVOYEExgJDxmsz06Ea4OUp
Dis is for all my smokers!
What if God smoked cannabis
I hear He switched to edibles after the Flood
Ah man, where to begin. Jhene Aiko- Sativa, blue dream, methodman/redman-how high, Frank Ocean-novacane, I've got a playlist for when I'm tokin.
Is that about wine or am I missing somethin
YM!
For me the choice was obvious.
Champagne and Reefer by Mr Muddy Waters.
Medikaaaaayshun!! ;) "You should be a celebrity amongst any tree across the seven seas for your energy, but you're an enemy, catching felonies for your remedies in your recipes,.." I think their dad would be proud :')
All of Jah9's tracks :) Idk about ultimate weed song, but if you're looking for something to heighten your consciousness, fill you with optimism and surround you in positive, universal vibration and creative energy then it has to be Jah9 :) I encourage, no i EMPLORE you to sit back with the sacred herb and listen to this goddess of humanity, she is amazing :) I promise you, if you take the time to sit back with some green and listen to all her tracks, it WILL change your energy and vibrations, for real :)
"The herb a-bring the healing, and the word a-bring the knowledge that we take up. The Wicked get shake up when the consciousness wake up".. ;)
"The herb a-bring the healing, and the word a-bring the knowledge that we take up. The Wicked get shake up when the consciousness wake up".. ;)
Smoke two joints
Honorable mention for "hits from the bong" by cypress hill
Honorable mention for "hits from the bong" by cypress hill
lstening to this rght now
https://youtu.be/Ry8_NdNKq-w
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This one comes to mind when i think what weed song? Can loop this for a few times
just listening to Lock Stock soundtrack wqith one in hand.
one more, and other oldie but a goodie
youve hit a chord here, i saw musical youth back in the day and got to the show at 9 as usual. they were just finishing up - they had to go home because they were too young to perform after 930. fortunately they played this song last ;)
Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die, Willie Nelson, Snoop Dogg, Kris Kristofferson, Jamey Johnson
classic
not necessarily a weed song but great smoking song
DR Greenthumb by Cypress Hill is my favorite.
Lemonheads Style
But I really don't want to not get stoned
I can't believe nobody has mentioned Pink Floyd's Dark side of the moon. Not just one song but the entire album. Beethoven's 9th is a close second, and just like Floyd, the entire album. Dark side has been on Billboard's top 200 for 27 years. That says it all.
They're both good but use the "add media" url box so the video is visible.
Kush by dre and company, a modern masterpience of marijuana melody
S.B.M.T. by The Bastard Suns
I like it, I like it a lot
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Never heard this before! Quality. Thanks for sharing .
Definitely a great song. I got the dirty version on my phone. It always puts a smile on my face.
Cause i got high
Clean version? Say what?
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No!!!
Styles P method Man redman 'i get high'
https://youtu.be/vm8k4MINMJ4
https://youtu.be/vm8k4MINMJ4
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the pain, pleasure of cannabis detox
CHOCOLATE guys, lots of chocolate
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{cannabis}
the pain, pleasure of cannabis detox
if you think this post is about you it already is.
and if that last line made you back off from owning then i’m talking to you especially. the basis of addiction is denial just ask your friend’s of bill’s. and make sure you cut them off before you wind up at a meeting, we’ll have none of that here but it is time for you to take a break to clean up and maybe get a little perspective on your usage from an unstoned mind. then perhaps get really stoned and verify you results.
what we’re trying to do here is break the loop of needing to get stoned to maintain. being un-stoned needs to be something you enjoy too. and if you’re always stoned then being un-stoned can often be as novel and trippy as being stoned used to be.
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in the beginning this all may take a little internal cajoling: think about how much more stoned you are going to be when your system clears out all the cannabanoid residue. like a clean bong, ahhhh. follow the regime below and you’ll prove this right away, it will be the only mantra you need to stay strong.
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regulate intake, this is much easier to do with edibles, particularly thc caps and hash. your eating routine will have to be regulated around the edibles, they work faster on an empty stomach and are strongest if you eat less and exercise more - if this is beginning to sound like a cure all and the key to a long and healthy life then so be it.
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when you badly want (need??) to smoke substitute w/ non thc compulsions like:
exercise, especially fun stuff rather than disciplined
listen to favorite music repeatedly
have sex/masterbate
watch a video
play a game
shop
day 1 - jump into the baby pool
cut thc intake to 50% of starting point
use edibles for at least 1/2 of your intake
day 2
drink lots of water from now on
cut thc intake to 40% of starting point
use edibles for at least 2/3 of your intake
day 3
start ramping up the excecise
cut thc intake to 30% of starting point
use edibles for all of your intake going forward
day 4 - 6 - thc scrubbing
cut another small fraction off your thc intake each day, it feels like you’re winning because you are.
note the exercise resurfaces the old thc, increase it to “scrub the bong” into your bloodstream.
day 7 - warm turkey
no thc intake
distracting fun time
day 8 - party on!
indulge in 25% of original intake - this will be more than enough, i promise.
day 9 - you the boss
no thc intake
you know the drill now, exercise and entertain your way into feeling good
day 10 - 30
decrease thc dose, 15% of your original amount is easy to sustain
take every 3rd day off from thc
day 30+
take off consecutive days each week now that you are a healthy partaker in control of your own destiny. congratulations.
and if that last line made you back off from owning then i’m talking to you especially. the basis of addiction is denial just ask your friend’s of bill’s. and make sure you cut them off before you wind up at a meeting, we’ll have none of that here but it is time for you to take a break to clean up and maybe get a little perspective on your usage from an unstoned mind. then perhaps get really stoned and verify you results.
what we’re trying to do here is break the loop of needing to get stoned to maintain. being un-stoned needs to be something you enjoy too. and if you’re always stoned then being un-stoned can often be as novel and trippy as being stoned used to be.
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in the beginning this all may take a little internal cajoling: think about how much more stoned you are going to be when your system clears out all the cannabanoid residue. like a clean bong, ahhhh. follow the regime below and you’ll prove this right away, it will be the only mantra you need to stay strong.
2
regulate intake, this is much easier to do with edibles, particularly thc caps and hash. your eating routine will have to be regulated around the edibles, they work faster on an empty stomach and are strongest if you eat less and exercise more - if this is beginning to sound like a cure all and the key to a long and healthy life then so be it.
3
when you badly want (need??) to smoke substitute w/ non thc compulsions like:
exercise, especially fun stuff rather than disciplined
listen to favorite music repeatedly
have sex/masterbate
watch a video
play a game
shop
day 1 - jump into the baby pool
cut thc intake to 50% of starting point
use edibles for at least 1/2 of your intake
day 2
drink lots of water from now on
cut thc intake to 40% of starting point
use edibles for at least 2/3 of your intake
day 3
start ramping up the excecise
cut thc intake to 30% of starting point
use edibles for all of your intake going forward
day 4 - 6 - thc scrubbing
cut another small fraction off your thc intake each day, it feels like you’re winning because you are.
note the exercise resurfaces the old thc, increase it to “scrub the bong” into your bloodstream.
day 7 - warm turkey
no thc intake
distracting fun time
day 8 - party on!
indulge in 25% of original intake - this will be more than enough, i promise.
day 9 - you the boss
no thc intake
you know the drill now, exercise and entertain your way into feeling good
day 10 - 30
decrease thc dose, 15% of your original amount is easy to sustain
take every 3rd day off from thc
day 30+
take off consecutive days each week now that you are a healthy partaker in control of your own destiny. congratulations.
Thank you for the post man, appreciate it, definitely gonna try my best to follow this through and if I come out on top at the end, maybe I can control my need for weed. ;)
I stopped smoking for about 40 days an I get stoned so easy now it was the first time off it in 13years feel so much better for it
Definitely helps to have it written out the way you have it, will try it out.
This is such sound advice, the cutting down intake prior to stopping helped immensely. Back to a lower tolerance saves money and makes smoking actually work again. I suffer bad withdrawal usually but with this method and some will power it isn't half as bad. Cheers
blur has the best advice for this
Perfect I think exercise with detox is the ultimate life hack, you can get a fix every time you feel bad and then you've got a healing loop started.
1 rule people: don't dose to feel good, just dose to not feel bad.
I would say if you want to add just a little transition step in there between the smoking and edibles there's always hash. You can smoke it and eat it :)
I feel the same way about binge watching ?
+1, you need a good hobby to distract u from your cravings, exercise helps too, best of luck with the detoxifying
This is great but the thing is there's some of us that need something for the pain. Not the pain of quitting cannabis but the pain of living without it. I got hurt many years ago, tried a lot of things since then and cannabis has been the best answer without a doubt.
I agree with your comment, but I find that anything I use for pain loses its effectiveness over time. Cannabis is best in that I don't get any negative side effects, and it does continue to work well for a good month or so. I also don't have to fear drug interactions like when I'm relying on prescribed narcotics.
The prescription narcotics typically only do a good job on the pain for about 3 days. A new patch is still a bit helpful for a couple of weeks. But all my pain related prescriptions cause side effects varying from mild, to migraines, and serious nausea, going on, and coming off them.
The part that really chaps my ass is the mindset of so many doctors that won't even talk about using cannabis. They either push more narcotics, or tell me there's nothing else they can do, I just have to deal with it. I desperately wish I could make them feel what I do for just a few days, maybe they'd be more understanding.
The prescription narcotics typically only do a good job on the pain for about 3 days. A new patch is still a bit helpful for a couple of weeks. But all my pain related prescriptions cause side effects varying from mild, to migraines, and serious nausea, going on, and coming off them.
The part that really chaps my ass is the mindset of so many doctors that won't even talk about using cannabis. They either push more narcotics, or tell me there's nothing else they can do, I just have to deal with it. I desperately wish I could make them feel what I do for just a few days, maybe they'd be more understanding.
This is awesome, thanks for it. Can I add 1 thing, it's to the compulsion fighting part. If you're having an overwhelming feeling to partake then just change your environment, get out of the room youre in, walk away from where you are, get in or out if the car. This is one of the easiest and most reliable tricks for clearing your head.
tts is the best vendor here,killer shit and always he's always more interested in what matters.
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Mystic11
Drug driving. Has anyone been caught?
How does he keep getting caught?
Here in Ireland my brother got caught after smoking and he got 4 years off the road then two weeks after the 1st time being caught he was caught again and now he is off the road for 9 years..i know he was a fool for getting caught the second time but I have a mate that got caught drink driving and only got 2 and a half years and he could barely stand up..
My pal got busted twice within 1 week! The second time he got caught was because he was driving the same car which was then flagged as a drugs car after the first time.
I been doing a lil research. Apparently listerin mouthwash works for about 45 min. Also was advised to deny and not take any type of drugs test but to ask for a doctor to perform field sobriety test. Obviously you would get arrested but they can’t ban you.
I been doing a lil research. Apparently listerin mouthwash works for about 45 min. Also was advised to deny and not take any type of drugs test but to ask for a doctor to perform field sobriety test. Obviously you would get arrested but they can’t ban you.
I've heard about the mouthwash thing, but don't want to be the one to test the theory - also Listerine contains alcohol so you might fail a breathalyzer for no reason. What's more worrying is that I've heard rumours you can fail a test for up to a week after toking which is crazy and incredibly unfair.
Hopefully someone will be able to get hold of the test, and experiment with it to see what the limits are. I can understand why they don't want people driving when they're stoned out of their mind, but I don't think there's a herb on the planet that stones you for 2 - 3 days.
When medical legalization happens they will have to come up with a fairer test. Don't know what they do in America.
Hopefully someone will be able to get hold of the test, and experiment with it to see what the limits are. I can understand why they don't want people driving when they're stoned out of their mind, but I don't think there's a herb on the planet that stones you for 2 - 3 days.
When medical legalization happens they will have to come up with a fairer test. Don't know what they do in America.
I would never drive in Ireland wiithout the help of beng stoned it''s like the whole country is 1 winding lane around a blind turn. Intuition is the only thing keeping anyone alive and I find weed optimizes this. The pints just give you balls and that has fucked results.
100% agree with that haha murine eye drops help big time when the eyes are red. I couldn't handle 4 years off the road.
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Stupid Questions Thread
What is the safest maximum size to order?
Stupid Questions Thread
Credit cards cant be used for cannabis transactions, espeically online. Any site offering that is almost surely a scam.
What is the safety of domestic vs EU?
If you are anywhere in the EU it is very close to the same for all practical purposes.
Yes personal amounts don't worry about it, the vendors here have good stealth and there is no real interest in seizures of these quantities.
Pounds are pretty easy, a lt of weed but not a lot of weight, if your seller is a pro you won't have an issue.
Like all security questions this is relative to your idea of risk and the conditions in your jurisdiction. That said an ounce is pretty safe from all perspectives, easily concealed and not worth the time of evil agents.
The average seizure of cannabis in the US mail is 4 pounds! It's not worth anyone's time to go after small amounts.
You can basically put the potential problems into 2 categories: Financial Losses and Freedom Losses.
For financial losses your 1st risk is a bad seller, if things go wrong you will need the escrow system to get your money back. If you are a noob this might take time while you build your reputation and extend settlement time. Otherwise there isn't much risk here.
For losses of your freedom it depends how bad your jurisdiction is but there really aren't many places left on earth where you will be abducted for a small amount of cannabis. Again if you stay with proven sellers the stealth will more than cover this possibility.
For financial losses your 1st risk is a bad seller, if things go wrong you will need the escrow system to get your money back. If you are a noob this might take time while you build your reputation and extend settlement time. Otherwise there isn't much risk here.
For losses of your freedom it depends how bad your jurisdiction is but there really aren't many places left on earth where you will be abducted for a small amount of cannabis. Again if you stay with proven sellers the stealth will more than cover this possibility.
Perfectly said
Paranoid as hell because my country has death sentences for cannabis. What is the safest possible form of THC to receive in the mail?
Edibles made from concentrates are completely undetectable. Cookies, candies, capsules you name it and even a snoopy dog can't smell it.
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Safest cannabis products for delivery to Middle East?
Muskabuzz Eldorodos, impossible to detect even if …
Safest cannabis products for delivery to Middle East?
I'm in a country where the penalties for ganja are insane so I'd like any advice you guys have.
Honestly if you're in a country where the laws around cannabis are heavily enforced and you can get a long sentence for it, i honesty wouldn't worth risking getting cannabis imported. However, as you are on LB i'd suggest looking through some of the top vendors who will take that risk to do that for you, as i know many won't. The products you're more likely to get away with would probably be vape cartridges or concentrates as they aren't as obvious as cannabis in flower form!
I've ordered several times from Muskabuzz Samurai to the Gulf region. The stealth is incredible and if you are not otherwise under surveillance (yes it's commonplace here) no worries at all.
Muskabuzz Eldorodos, impossible to detect even if you are holding them in your hand, I've brought them to the Middle East many times.
I'd suggest to stay away from all cannabis products while you're there.
Your life can take a very hard turn in hours.
I lived in the middle east in several countries for many decades and seen things. Trust me. It is not worth it.
Despite many countries looking sleek and shiny and modern, the legal system is still pretty much medieval.
Your life can take a very hard turn in hours.
I lived in the middle east in several countries for many decades and seen things. Trust me. It is not worth it.
Despite many countries looking sleek and shiny and modern, the legal system is still pretty much medieval.
BHO and CO2 extraction based concentrates do the job. If you need more help come over to the shop I take this seriously and try to help people with the guts to move things forward.
This is very honorable.
However, it is not guts we are talking about. We are taking about a life that can be wrecked in on go.
I've lived in many middles eastern countries and been to their 'establishments'.
Their methods sometimes defy any logic or common sense and most often not at their cost.
Truly not worth it.
However, it is not guts we are talking about. We are taking about a life that can be wrecked in on go.
I've lived in many middles eastern countries and been to their 'establishments'.
Their methods sometimes defy any logic or common sense and most often not at their cost.
Truly not worth it.
Possession is now a misdemeanor in UAE
I thought that sounded strange but found this.
Concentrates can not be detected if the plant matter is gone. No dogs, no magical billion dollar machine can do the trick. If the seller isn't so stupid as to send them in branded packaging (which they can get away with in domestic markets) then no it's not a heart stopper.
in some middle eastern countries mail works in a bit different way.
when package arrives, normally you have to pick it up at a post office and there normally officers ask you what is it. they have the right to open it in front of you. and believe me they are present and have heard of concentrates.
the package can be simply taken for a random routine lab tests.
in some countries, and i lived in so many in the middle east, one can even get randomly a piss test and if tested positive thats minimum of 4 years.
so i guess it is all a matter of prospective. pragmatism is one thing, but human factor also makes a difference.
when package arrives, normally you have to pick it up at a post office and there normally officers ask you what is it. they have the right to open it in front of you. and believe me they are present and have heard of concentrates.
the package can be simply taken for a random routine lab tests.
in some countries, and i lived in so many in the middle east, one can even get randomly a piss test and if tested positive thats minimum of 4 years.
so i guess it is all a matter of prospective. pragmatism is one thing, but human factor also makes a difference.
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Just always be stoned people won’t notice. People only notice when I’m not stoned which is not very often :-)
That's the secret
Eye whitening drops
Amen to them!! Optrex Brilliant Dazzle ?
Yes! Been using them for years... they were just called eye whitening drops back then, but advance all the time :)
Staying consistently crazy.
Some booze on me breath
this guy
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{lb help}
Who has sent trees to Southeast Asia successfully?
mr coffee has made it safely to me twice in hk
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{lb help}
Who has sent trees to Southeast Asia successfully?
Pgp with me if you're a seller & wish to know the specific city
1st National Dispensary or Cali World.
I believe Muska has the know how. Just had an order come through with success through customs.
I have :)
Madame Deal specialises in Asia, though I have only used her in Europe I definitely recommend.
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Does anyone ship US weed overseas anymore?
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Does anyone ship US weed overseas anymore?
Seems a cupla years ago I could order from several little biggy vendors and get Cali quality weed shipped to EU. Now they ship from here or UK.
l grow collective and the tree shop both do.
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I ship many edibles from the US
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It's just not worth it for them. The Post office asks a lot of questions when you ship overseas you got to do it from the counter and they can track you with cameras and your postage buy. Add customs losses to the bill and it's not worth it.
l grow ships worldwide from the west coast us.
I will send edibles and shatter if you want flowers try this forwarding service, they accept bitcoins.
EDIT: I am currently shipping Gelato 33 worldwide.
EDIT: I am currently shipping Gelato 33 worldwide.
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This.
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Why Cryonics Makes Sense
No way, decaying in the ground is what the elders …
Why Cryonics Makes Sense
Great piece on why this cryonics is simply a rational decision.
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No way, decaying in the ground is what the elders tell us!
Howd that one work out for ya elders?
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Economist says uploaded brains will take over all jobs within 100 years
What if each brain uploaded - or rather the owner …
Economist says uploaded brains will take over all jobs within 100 years