this is what english sci fi looks like to americans

boom boom boom boom by the vengaboys probably

Vengaboys were awesome, there's a great remix of vengabus floating around.

This?

No, this

Do you know they're actually still doing live performances in Ibiza and shit? Well they were before covid anyway

Incredible, screw covid

Barbie girl

good one

wake up now

I found a Nana Mouskouri vinyl in my collection a while ago, it was a plant I didn't buy it, honest.

Wilson Phillips - Hold On

dayam

The Mr Blobby song! It brings back memories lol

The Frey ~ How to save a life -_-

please keep this between us

I have electric 6s gay bar on vinyl, doesn't represent who I am or even my favourite genre of music, I just think it's a tune. It does raise questions when someone notices it for the 1st time, especially if they've not heard it, because I then feel the need to make them hear it and agree it's a tune

Electric 6 were good
Gay bar is a tune too but they had better tracks

Let’s start a war!

Start a nuclear war!

I've got something to put IN YOU!

I was afraid someone would take it there

Lol, I'm surprised that I was the first! Couldn't resist, too funny

When I was 6 the first ever song I bought was Jimmy Somerville, mighty real. In my defence I just liked the cassette art. No excuses however when I purchased the Hamster Song. I was old enough to know better.

Doo da Dee da Dee Dee dodo, Dee da do do do! That was too catchy.

Mm bop, Hansen,
The album it’s off is a little pop jewel

I gave that album away lol

ok so i have 2 now :)

You’re winning Frizzy lol

First record I ever bought as 9 year old was T. rex ride a white swan, second was Rolf Harris !
If you want really embarrassing, first ever gig I was 15 and got asked by bunch of friends to go to a cliff richard concert, not a cliff fan but went as fancied a girl. Two songs in realised it was a religious tour, no devil woman tonite.
Still cringe at memory of everyone holding hands and singing allehluya.

I will survive - Gloria Gaynor
Heard the line “Go, walk out the door, don’t turn around now, you’re not welcome anymore” more than a few times in my house, even the kids sing it to me !!!

Jolene - Dolly Parton. Love it.

On other end of my collection is Ready or Not, DJ Hype Remix.

I'd say my record collection is a bit "eclectic"! Haha.;)

Cheers BB

Jolene is a classic! Try play it on 33 speed sounds Evan better!

Need to try this

Gotta love dolly, a clever funny sexy woman.
Her blue grass albums are superb.

Lil bit ashamed to say, but that’s a fucking tune pal ! !

I resent that remark...

I saw a racist telepathic dog on misfits the other night;)

I guess you never heart about kitler.

ya reckon?

suck up

Pmsl! I sit corrected by dancing nazi cat!

That's a bit mean mate... Haha ;)

Love dogs too really...just not the police ones!
They won't mind anyway...too busy biting chunks out of protesters n sniffing out stashes lol

i adore dogs. really in a good sweet and sour sauce they are hard to beat.

Chow chow mein?

Thank u mate..

First off we are not scammers if you want to threaten people over something we said we would sort u extra.. it's abit unfire to label someone a scammer when i have 70+orders already completed. So please be assured we are not running off with your 45 dollars.

If its it's been 16 days the cash will have already been given to him. Dispute it or escrow will just ask you to sort something with the vendor and if you cant you have to contact escrow again and it just drags out. Been there done that learned my lesson too

Let me just make it clear. At no point did we say we was not going to refund. I keep saying this but no one is listeren . We even told the customer we will refund u and send out a pack. .

I have told u I sent a message to escrow sussie. They r refunding u

You have told me this before but still nothing what you say and what you do are not the same, if you have as per your last message you said you have proof well where is it?

Click on the order and next to ‘history’ it says ‘dispute’, click there and you go to the Escrow Suisse page, click “chat” and tell them the problem. They will resolve it. It’s a great service....

Will do mate thanks for the help. Fingers crossed I’ll get my money back, I just hope other don’t get conned by this thief!

Mate why u going on like we are trying to nick your money. I'm new here I got proof I messaged escrow sussie an they replied today saying I need to speak to clean up Borg.

Because yet again I have asked to see the proof you claim to have and you can’t even show that! You talk a lot but do fuck all. No product, no tracking, no refund, no proof......do I need to go on?

I have messaged Cleanup Borg and they will refund you. I wish there was a button to instantly refund u mate. But hopefully I have been pointed in the right direction. Your refund won't take long now. Thanks and again so sorry

Well it’s now well over an month and still no product or refund although both have been promised many times, do not use this vendor you will not get your product or a refund

We asked you time and time again if u would like us to send u the product and u can have your refund . But u didn't want the product just the refund. So we spoke to escrow an they said they will refund u . Now I'm not sure how long this takes u will have to speak to them. I've done my bit an refunded u. .

Thank u

I'm still offering Una refund for your 1 pack of sweets. And u are already getting your refund. .

What else can we do to help you.

Hey I still don’t have my product or refund, you could have sorted this weeks ago when you said you’d send a new pack, but guess what....you never did! so what you say and what you do are very different. Stop making out you are the victim, when you are in-fact the perpetrator!!!!!

DO NOT BUY YOU WILL GET RIPPED OFF!!!

I'm not here to rip anyone off I told u I'd send the 1 pack out that u bought. But u started to threaten me which I feel is a little out of order. U wanted a refund I sorted it. It's up to escrow to sort it out. I don't know why u keep threatening us. Please don't take this the wrong way mate. But we ain't here to take abuse from anyone. We have big orders everyday. Why would I want to ruin my rep but not sending u out one pack mate it don't make sense. Please work with me an we can sort this. Please don't throw people's names around . We really appreciate it thank u

You have had over a month to send something to me but dispute repeated promises from you still no product or refund. If you had sent as you claim to why have you not followed up and te-sent? A month and nothing from you. If you go nicking people money they will get pissed off, if you don’t like being abused don’t fucking steal from people!!!!!! FFS!

contact escrow immediately

Never travelled anywhere without an 1/8th of hash in my pocket. Pop it in my mouth like a sweet just before I get to the scanner.

Only place I didn't risk it was USA but I was going to a legal state anyway.

Whatever you decide to do chuck it in a mylar bag, heat seal it and then repeat. This will solve any scent issues- up to you where you want to "store" it then, but I'm not sure if I would want one of those bags up my arse!

I know a couple chaps who put it in a bottle of suncream wrapped in clingy. Worked every single time.

If you need a clean CRB for your job, don't risk it. If you don't need a clean CRB, then put it in your bum. It's really the worst worst rubbish getting busted at an airport.

I fly to Germany for work, I always get asked “why do you hire a car at the airport and not get a taxi to the hotel?” “For flexibility i reply” little do they know before I go to the hotel I’ll do a 2 hour drive into NL to get my stash ?

I've flown in and out of the UK with weed MANY times with no issues. Every time I've been to 'Dam I've had at least a few grams in my hold luggage upon return, never more than 5g though. I'd have it in a trouser pocket, folded up in my hold bag. Always arrived safe at the other end. Probably just luck, but also don't think they're as thorough as they like people to think. In saying that, there's really no point IMO as it's easy to find high quality bud and hash in most of Germany. I've been to Berlin, Cologne, and Frankfurt for work a few times and always got offered weed in the first bar we'd set up in. Webehigh is a good site for finding weed abroad. While some of it isn't accurate, it has worked for me more than once.

Wouldn't dare try it with carry on mate. Checking a bag is the best, and put some behind soap in a sealed soap dish ;) Although I've brought some hash back in my jacket pocket coming from Amsterdam - felt like William Hayes in Midnight Express - it was quite the buzz! I was all ready to feign ignorance, ha ha.

I always get a fresh pot of hair wax. Double bag and tape up a Q Scoop out some wax put the bud at the bottom smooth back over and chuck in your wash bag. Tried and tested worked for me many times with carry on luggage.

Sorry bud but Banged up Abroad comes to mine...not worth the risk.

Haha

Hi there
I never did without a checked bag, thus I can not help...
An alternative could be to drive from Köln to the NL and enjoy a great coffee shop as this is not so far...Then you come back with your weed
Enjoy Germany!

I’d love to but my rental company are anal about me going over 400kms and my journey is about 360

This is the best solution in my view. It simply isn't worth getting caught in an airport with weed to try and take it. Many people have and have been fine, but the risk is too great in my opinion. Source something when you are there, don't take it with you dude.

Just an idea, why not order on here before you go so it’s waiting when you get there?

I did that when I flew to Portugal it worked perfectly I was absolutely buzzing. But unfortunately this time I will be staying with a friend at his parents hotel and apparently a few weeks ago it all kicked off because a staff member had there stuff delivered to the hotel and his dad found out and went mad. And I’m looking to get employed so I don’t want to piss him off before meeting him haha

Carts in your luggage, done it loads a times. Even had one in my pocket before and put it in the tray with my phone and money. If asked? It’s CBD, never been asked though.

Best answer for carry on ^^

Before vaping indoors was banned i've even had the audacity to hit a vape in the waiting lounge xD I saw someone else do it so thought heh. This was wayyy before people knew thc vapes were a thing I had a prototype sent from cali lol

I’m not a fan of carts I bought a few when I was in Vancouver and it didn’t touch me. It’s nothing like a bong haha

Fuck me mate I can get blitzed on carts lol

Oh really, I might have to give them another go! Any vendor you recommend?

I buy from MJconcentrates mate but had a couple from SayNo2Drugs.

Get a gram Shatter mould into a bear shape chuck it in with Harrybo Works a treat

When I came back from Vancouver I did that with edibles lol I got a pick a mix bag and bought loads of different edibles and took them out the packaging. But on the plane on the way home I opened my bag and WOW the smell it stunk the whole plane out oops

I suggest that for travel, mct infused drops in a 10ml sealed bottle are the most inconspicuous option

If I have edibles I seem to need about 1000mg before it does anything I don’t know why? It’s super annoying and expensive so I don’t really bother anymore

I have been told many many times that carts are the way forward with travelling and crossing boarders.

Work a treat I even got given a little clear bag to go through with no suspicion raised

A company called smugglers duds make some boxer shorts with a hidden compartment which i recommend. They would just chuck it away, but you might miss your flight so be safe mate. Peace and fine herb to you

I don’t see how they would work as the body scanner would spot I have something in my pants.

Put it in your bum nobody will find it there.

Haha true just the thought of me in a room squatting and some border dude checking my anus is empty puts me of a bit hahahaha

Was going to say the same I’ve don’t it plenty of times coming back from Amsterdam the scanners only look for weapons and bombs so internal won’t matter bud straight up the bum and your good to go if you can’t do that double wrap in Mylar bags and heat seal then you can put in suitcase bro

Never had any probs coming from dam a wee smelly bag chucked in luggage too easy! Plus always post some ?

Really? I can’t tell if your taking the piss haha I have to say it has crossed my mind.

Dont stick stuff up your arse mate (unless thats your thing - we arent in prison). Behind the balls is fine or discretely stashed in luggage. Worked many times for a guy i know...

If is stashed somewhere on my body won’t that show up on the body scanners?

Don't try hiding it on your body at all, friend thought he was clever & tied loads of little bags to the string waistband on his shorts & got caught. Was hilarious to watch security pulling them out like a magicians scarves tho. A different friend has been successful a few times taking jelly bean sized balls of hash in a giant jar of jelly beans. It's also worth noting that even dogs can't smell through petroleum jelly, wrap it up then smear a generous amount of vaseline on cling film then wrap it round whatever you want to get through & your OK as long as you don't get searched, or maybe bury it in a big jar of vaseline or 2, you may appear to be a bit of a pervert but it's better than getting your smoke discovered

that's a great idea. throw in some whips and a pair of handcuffs and you just come across as a law abiding pervert. might have to try this the next time I go to the states.

Yes

I am not airport security bud, as i say worked in the past. Think they are looking for weapons and bombs more than little lumps of hash, but do be cautious. I wouldnt recommend breaking any laws dude, be careful all about personal choice. Id rather they found a lump in my shorts than have to put stuff up my bum!

I’m not saying it’s right but I have got it into Australia even past dogs, got it into Greece and everywhere I travelled. It was about 15-20 years ago, but I used to just clean my bag and then put a good amount in the seams as if it could just have spilt out long ago like a couple of spliffs worth, leave it for a couple of days before you go so the smell dissipates then if it’s found you can say your a smoker back home and it must have spilt from carrying it before now, I’ve never been caught, I would also put a couple of spliffs worth broken up in the bottom of my baccy when I used to smoke so I could have said the same thing if it got found but it never did. Smoked up my friend in Aussie for one big Sesh needless to say he was shocked he had just flown with me and didn’t know anything he was cross for 2 minutes stoned for hours :) or the time I went to Greece was a family holiday I got high everyday!