How I'd love to say the same. Fair play to those still putting in a shift but not working for quite a few at the mo

Most posties I know enjoy a good smoke as much as anyone. Nice to see someone appreciate them.

First order came pretty much next day but waiting on one shipped Monday so palms are a bit sweaty mom‘s spaghetti

...he’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

Still sweaty. Confused as my other post has been arriving all week and last order came pretty quick

Nah don’t sweat it, I’d only worry about the money lol

I just hope they bring mine today as its 3 days l8 on ndd lol il defo hail them if it gets here tho

And it arrived haha all hail royal mail

HAIL

I ordered 3 items on Friday and they all arrived within a week. Outstanding.

this.

Mm bop, Hansen,
The album it’s off is a little pop jewel

fuck all you biggaz im hansen proud

😂

ok so i have 2 now :)

Absolute tune! Deffo a guilty pleasure…

Mine 100% Glenn Medeiros, Nothings gonna change my love for you, if you haven’t already watch the video lol.

I gave that album away lol

You’re winning Frizzy lol

First record I ever bought as 9 year old was T. rex ride a white swan, second was Rolf Harris !
If you want really embarrassing, first ever gig I was 15 and got asked by bunch of friends to go to a cliff richard concert, not a cliff fan but went as fancied a girl. Two songs in realised it was a religious tour, no devil woman tonite.
Still cringe at memory of everyone holding hands and singing allehluya.

I have electric 6s gay bar on vinyl, doesn't represent who I am or even my favourite genre of music, I just think it's a tune. It does raise questions when someone notices it for the 1st time, especially if they've not heard it, because I then feel the need to make them hear it and agree it's a tune

Let’s start a war!

Start a nuclear war!

I've got something to put IN YOU!

I was afraid someone would take it there

Lol, I'm surprised that I was the first! Couldn't resist, too funny

Electric 6 were good
Gay bar is a tune too but they had better tracks

Barbie girl

good one

wake up now

Wilson Phillips - Hold On

dayam

please keep this between us

Jolene - Dolly Parton. Love it.

On other end of my collection is Ready or Not, DJ Hype Remix.

I'd say my record collection is a bit "eclectic"! Haha.;)

Cheers BB

Gotta love dolly, a clever funny sexy woman.
Her blue grass albums are superb.

Jolene is never embarassing, well at 104db past a funeral precession maybe other than that Jolene is part of every good collection.

exactly why dolly has the highest q score

Lil bit ashamed to say, but that’s a fucking tune pal ! !

Big love for Hype’s remix of the Fugee’s classic ❤️

Jolene is a classic! Try play it on 33 speed sounds Evan better!

Need to try this

When I was 6 the first ever song I bought was Jimmy Somerville, mighty real. In my defence I just liked the cassette art. No excuses however when I purchased the Hamster Song. I was old enough to know better.

Doo da Dee da Dee Dee dodo, Dee da do do do! That was too catchy.

I will survive - Gloria Gaynor
Heard the line “Go, walk out the door, don’t turn around now, you’re not welcome anymore” more than a few times in my house, even the kids sing it to me !!!

Not in my collection per say but definitely listened to it more than I’d like to admit back in the day 😂 who remembers princess superstar bad babysitter😂😂😂

this is what english sci fi looks like to americans

YIP

boom boom boom boom by the vengaboys probably

Vengaboys were awesome, there's a great remix of vengabus floating around.

This?

No, this

Do you know they're actually still doing live performances in Ibiza and shit? Well they were before covid anyway

Incredible, screw covid

id like to see someone beat this

Where do I start?!

Ivor Cutler... "Goozeberries and Bilberries" (sic) from the Dandruff LP.
Surreal, whimsical, utterly batty but brilliant - which describes his entire output. Hats off to John Peel... time and again.

this is why i value pseudonymity

Bee gees

Love em

Cheers BB 💚

I found a Nana Mouskouri vinyl in my collection a while ago, it was a plant I didn't buy it, honest.

The Frey ~ How to save a life -_-

ya reckon?

suck up

Pmsl! I sit corrected by dancing nazi cat!

That's a bit mean mate... Haha ;)

Love dogs too really...just not the police ones!
They won't mind anyway...too busy biting chunks out of protesters n sniffing out stashes lol

i adore dogs. really in a good sweet and sour sauce they are hard to beat.

Chow chow mein?

I resent that remark...

I saw a racist telepathic dog on misfits the other night;)

I guess you never heart about kitler.

Carts in your luggage, done it loads a times. Even had one in my pocket before and put it in the tray with my phone and money. If asked? It’s CBD, never been asked though.

Best answer for carry on ^^

Before vaping indoors was banned i've even had the audacity to hit a vape in the waiting lounge xD I saw someone else do it so thought heh. This was wayyy before people knew thc vapes were a thing I had a prototype sent from cali lol

I’m not a fan of carts I bought a few when I was in Vancouver and it didn’t touch me. It’s nothing like a bong haha

Fuck me mate I can get blitzed on carts lol

Oh really, I might have to give them another go! Any vendor you recommend?

I buy from MJconcentrates mate but had a couple from SayNo2Drugs.

Get a gram Shatter mould into a bear shape chuck it in with Harrybo Works a treat

When I came back from Vancouver I did that with edibles lol I got a pick a mix bag and bought loads of different edibles and took them out the packaging. But on the plane on the way home I opened my bag and WOW the smell it stunk the whole plane out oops

I fly to Germany for work, I always get asked “why do you hire a car at the airport and not get a taxi to the hotel?” “For flexibility i reply” little do they know before I go to the hotel I’ll do a 2 hour drive into NL to get my stash ?

I've flown in and out of the UK with weed MANY times with no issues. Every time I've been to 'Dam I've had at least a few grams in my hold luggage upon return, never more than 5g though. I'd have it in a trouser pocket, folded up in my hold bag. Always arrived safe at the other end. Probably just luck, but also don't think they're as thorough as they like people to think. In saying that, there's really no point IMO as it's easy to find high quality bud and hash in most of Germany. I've been to Berlin, Cologne, and Frankfurt for work a few times and always got offered weed in the first bar we'd set up in. Webehigh is a good site for finding weed abroad. While some of it isn't accurate, it has worked for me more than once.

Hi there
I never did without a checked bag, thus I can not help...
An alternative could be to drive from Köln to the NL and enjoy a great coffee shop as this is not so far...Then you come back with your weed
Enjoy Germany!

This is the best solution in my view. It simply isn't worth getting caught in an airport with weed to try and take it. Many people have and have been fine, but the risk is too great in my opinion. Source something when you are there, don't take it with you dude.

I’d love to but my rental company are anal about me going over 400kms and my journey is about 360

Now you’ve used the word anal you are going to get a lot of bum based advice!😵‍💫

Put it in your bum nobody will find it there.

Was going to say the same I’ve don’t it plenty of times coming back from Amsterdam the scanners only look for weapons and bombs so internal won’t matter bud straight up the bum and your good to go if you can’t do that double wrap in Mylar bags and heat seal then you can put in suitcase bro

Never had any probs coming from dam a wee smelly bag chucked in luggage too easy! Plus always post some ?

My "mate" told me if you're gonna post goodies back take your own envelopes, smell proof bags etc and always go into the Post Office to post ( around 8 euro) that way when it gets to England it arrives in Essex and they're not so strict checking on things. If you drop it in the postbox in the street it arrives in England via Wolverhampton and they're strict cunts and it's highly likely to get found.

Really? I can’t tell if your taking the piss haha I have to say it has crossed my mind.

Dont stick stuff up your arse mate (unless thats your thing - we arent in prison). Behind the balls is fine or discretely stashed in luggage. Worked many times for a guy i know...

If is stashed somewhere on my body won’t that show up on the body scanners?

Don't try hiding it on your body at all, friend thought he was clever & tied loads of little bags to the string waistband on his shorts & got caught. Was hilarious to watch security pulling them out like a magicians scarves tho. A different friend has been successful a few times taking jelly bean sized balls of hash in a giant jar of jelly beans. It's also worth noting that even dogs can't smell through petroleum jelly, wrap it up then smear a generous amount of vaseline on cling film then wrap it round whatever you want to get through & your OK as long as you don't get searched, or maybe bury it in a big jar of vaseline or 2, you may appear to be a bit of a pervert but it's better than getting your smoke discovered

that's a great idea. throw in some whips and a pair of handcuffs and you just come across as a law abiding pervert. might have to try this the next time I go to the states.

I am not airport security bud, as i say worked in the past. Think they are looking for weapons and bombs more than little lumps of hash, but do be cautious. I wouldnt recommend breaking any laws dude, be careful all about personal choice. Id rather they found a lump in my shorts than have to put stuff up my bum!

Yes

Haha true just the thought of me in a room squatting and some border dude checking my anus is empty puts me of a bit hahahaha

Double wrap that shiiit in a condom and dip it in honey and shallow my brother..


Then buy 5liter water and add as much salt as possible and start drinking my friend you should vomit that shit out very soon..


Or you can shiit it out and fish it out 💩 🤮


Now are your really addicted ?

Wouldn't even bother trying. It's not worth the BS that would come with getting caught. Let the 'officials' do the work and post it to yourself if you have an address you can access whilst abroad? EDIT just read your reply further down about the hotel and the boss. He won't know!! Get it posted there! He has no right to know what you've had posted. Could be something for your trip like medication that you forgot to take....

The only way I've got a fair bit of smoke aboad was by car. I hired a car in Calais and went over as a foot passenger on the ferry. It was a road trip around Europe with some mates on their bikes. That was easy!!

Never travelled anywhere without an 1/8th of hash in my pocket. Pop it in my mouth like a sweet just before I get to the scanner.

Only place I didn't risk it was USA but I was going to a legal state anyway.

If you need a clean CRB for your job, don't risk it. If you don't need a clean CRB, then put it in your bum. It's really the worst worst rubbish getting busted at an airport.

Sorry bud but Banged up Abroad comes to mine...not worth the risk.

Haha

I have been told many many times that carts are the way forward with travelling and crossing boarders.

Work a treat I even got given a little clear bag to go through with no suspicion raised

Last time I actually bought a secret stash Clip lighter (you unscrew the bottom) and filled that
Also another one is get a few pens and in one of them take the ink cartridge out and wrap ground up bud in cling film and stuff the barrel. Of course make sure the barrel is a solid colour and not a transparent Bic!

However you smuggle it I advise grinding up the bud before hand. You can pack more and it’s also convenient for when you do use it

So glad I found this old thread!

Whatever you decide to do chuck it in a mylar bag, heat seal it and then repeat. This will solve any scent issues- up to you where you want to "store" it then, but I'm not sure if I would want one of those bags up my arse!

I know a couple chaps who put it in a bottle of suncream wrapped in clingy. Worked every single time.

Wouldn't dare try it with carry on mate. Checking a bag is the best, and put some behind soap in a sealed soap dish ;) Although I've brought some hash back in my jacket pocket coming from Amsterdam - felt like William Hayes in Midnight Express - it was quite the buzz! I was all ready to feign ignorance, ha ha.

I always get a fresh pot of hair wax. Double bag and tape up a Q Scoop out some wax put the bud at the bottom smooth back over and chuck in your wash bag. Tried and tested worked for me many times with carry on luggage.

Just an idea, why not order on here before you go so it’s waiting when you get there?

I did that when I flew to Portugal it worked perfectly I was absolutely buzzing. But unfortunately this time I will be staying with a friend at his parents hotel and apparently a few weeks ago it all kicked off because a staff member had there stuff delivered to the hotel and his dad found out and went mad. And I’m looking to get employed so I don’t want to piss him off before meeting him haha

Get a vac seal and vacuum seal bags and vac seal your weed and once you do that put it in the check in bag not carry on youlll be good just make sure it’s in your clothes in the bag and you’ll be good

I suggest that for travel, mct infused drops in a 10ml sealed bottle are the most inconspicuous option

If I have edibles I seem to need about 1000mg before it does anything I don’t know why? It’s super annoying and expensive so I don’t really bother anymore

Are they made by you or premade? I guy doing our path a few weeks back said he could eat bags of them and no effect. I gave him a few of my homemade ones to take night fishing for him and his mate. One pink kush around 25mg and one multiple strain around 20mg. He came back Monday and said they were both battered for the whole night!

A company called smugglers duds make some boxer shorts with a hidden compartment which i recommend. They would just chuck it away, but you might miss your flight so be safe mate. Peace and fine herb to you

I don’t see how they would work as the body scanner would spot I have something in my pants.

You’d have to hope😂😂

That is some good shit

First off we are not scammers if you want to threaten people over something we said we would sort u extra.. it's abit unfire to label someone a scammer when i have 70+orders already completed. So please be assured we are not running off with your 45 dollars.