randomly order dildos from amazon, problem solved.

Paahaha!

If you were talking big quantity theres always the option to rent a PO BOX from the Royal Mail.

For personal though its likely too expensive.

Best suggestion is just catching the postie before anyone else, or if youve got a nearby friend who can pass it on (2 metres away ) :-)

Only way I could think would be to use a courier, and choose the option to collect from your nearest depot, I know Parcelforce do this.

But I’d say that’s probably a bit much to ask of a vendor in my opinion.

Alternatively could you not avail of the great weather and wait outside your home and incept the mail as it’s delivered?

Good luck though!

I’m sure if you spoke to the vendor and paid a little more they would come up with something inventive to keep your nosey parents none the wiser. I’ve had bud turn up in the back of a trio of golf balls before

Good way of looking at the problem

Usually the stealth is so good here even if they opened it it’s not obvious what it is ;-)

Could you possibly smack your folks round the face and tell them to stop opening your post ?

I'm in the same situation. Is it really that obvious what's in the package? It shouldn't be because it will be handled by the postman, who should remain oblivious about what he's delivering. My folks are very unlikely to open something that's addressed to me and I guess you could always make up some stuff about guitar strings or something that applies to you.

A trusted friend?

Order to an amazon locker mate ;)

Hmmm, I didn't realise you can send things to an Amazon locker if your not shopping from amazon?

You can’t, he’s tripping

Were hallucinating mate XD

Hi, first of all don't worry. I have had the same thing happen a few times now. It is just a technical issue that the site does not pick up that the payment has gone to the address you sent it to. Contact transaxe support they have been brilliant and they will sort it out for you, your order will go from timed out to paid and all will be good. I know you panic when it goes wrong but they can easily see who paid what and amend it.

Hi mate. Not sure how old this topic is but it sounds like you want a Dab straw/Nectar collector.

Where to get one: https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=dab+straw

The one I bought: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07NTL6VRM

How to use one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMbT1xZq2mc

Normally with shatter you should have a dab rig, i personally don't either, but i usually sprinkle it in a spliff as i pretty much don't use glass pieces apart from my glass blunt which i only use occasionally, but if you have a pipe or bong you can easily just sprinkle it over the bowl.

Consider wax it burns a little easier than shatter which is like a rock. You can even stick it into a cigarette if you chop it really fine?

Lots of ways without those ridiculous (imho) rigs. Chop up very little pieces into a joint or even a hand rolled Cigarette. Very efficient way to get THC into your bloodstream quickly.

Thanks man. Might get myself some. Any recommendations for delivery to England?

I like the imported stuff much, much better try 1st National Dispensary or Cali World.

That's weird. I've enquired with both of those and they both said they don't ship to UK.

Thanks dude. You ever tried cap n crunch?

I tried captain crunch, both the "wax" and "shatter" (There were two on offer and I ordered both)
It was my first time though. I bought a basic dab rig and blow torch thingy. (melted marshmallow is the best) Most people who dab want to avoid smoking mass amounts to get really stoned from what I can tell. I really like dabs. Definitely gets you high. I'm in Aus so have never seen any locally or anything, just here on lil big and youtube inst etc. You might be able to hot knife the dabs or a joint as mentioned but its actually really hard to work with. The "shatter" I got was more like honey and was as sticky as industrial glue or something. The wax was a little more handlable.

Anyway thought I'd share my experience.
Peace :)

Thanks mate. I tried nextdayweed they had some very tasty live resin. Highly recommended.

I’ve looked at that live resin. What’s it like, it’s supposed to be super strong, do you feel the difference and does it last and worth the money as it’s so expensive?
Sorry for all the questions but I don’t know anyone else that’s actually had any yet.
Thanks

I've had a couple of different live resins from NDW, they were both absolutely banging. I don't think they're that expensive for extracts, 40-50 per g is about right for the good ones. This was a touch over, but was right up there quality-wise. It's as potent as you can expect from an extract, you could get the same % cheaper, I'm sure... but you get a full whack of terps from these too. Really flavourful, with those synergistic nuances to the high...

It's amazing mate. Incredibly strong and one hit gets you lifted for a good few hours. I highly recommend. I had the orange cheesecake and it was lovely.

Only thing, make sure it'd kept in the fridge. Once it dries out fully it doesn't taste anywhere near as good. Keep it in the fridge keeps it sticky.

yeah i've had the flower from them. I reckon its the quickest. took like a week to get to here to aus. tasty stuff too. will try the dabs next.

Peace :)

Looks like a nice bit of kit! I managed to get another was cart for mine, so I'll be continuing my love affair with my V2 for now. I'll be going for your suggestion or something similar when the time comes!

I appreciate the input, cheers!