Yet you're still here :)

Prices are actually better here than California recreational shops.

He's Bojack, he's lonely.

Can not fucking imagine that

Imagine California taxes then. Legal sales in Cali have actually gone down with recreational marijuana, yes you read that right, medical marijuana with a card was bigger than recreational.

lights dragon fruit a very good joint with kief that doesnt burn too fast. only 1 problem, whole effing joint fell off the filter after a few puffs.

space coyote - would bite my arm off for one of these; sativa or indica they both got me howling for mo

Caligreengold superb

Buddha company house joints
cheap but if you want a 10 buck house joint you can do better

Sunday Goods
if every day was like Sunday id already have killed myself. but even now with 4 of this putrid 5 pack remaining I might just do it still.

gotta go with bob

Jesus that guy must of been on some good shit

Jesus would be a good call, if he could do that thing with the wine then think of the stash!😵‍💫🥰

I have nothing to back up this up because I haven’t looked but a yoga teacher once told me that Jesus smoked weed and did yoga… a lot!

My thoughts exactly polllypuff! Would be in heaven 😉😵‍💫🥰

That’s if he is real ?

Now I’m not saying he is or isn’t and a firm believer that you do what you want as long as you don’t impose your beliefs what ever they may be on me.


but I just find it wired how in the Middle East that Jesus had mates called Mathew, Mark, luke and John ?????

I have no doubt that Jesus was a real person and have read a number of good books on the subject. My favourite is ‘Holy Blood & The Holy Grail’ which examines the theory that Jesus was actually high born, had a real if tenuous claim to be King of the Jews and that this together with his non stop preaching is what pissed the Romans off. He actually married Mary Magdelane at the wedding at Cana (as a lowly carpenter’s son he would not have been invited to what was a society wedding) and because the Romans wanted rid of him his followers negotiated with Pontius to ‘disappear’ him rather than see him imprisoned and they did rather a good job of this! They cut him from the cross, hid him a got him out of there in what would become to be known as the ‘resurrection’.
He died not long after in Europe, but Magdelane was pregnant and there became a huge mission to protect his bloodline. The holy grail was in fact a symbol for her womb. She bore his child and died in France. The knights Templar have protected the bloodline and it’s believed his descendants are alive today.
Nice! 🥰🥰

Every day is a school day

I do like to keep an open mind😂👍

Jesus was irrefutable as a real living person, Christians believe he was the son of God. Thats what their faith boils down to, you believe he could perform miracles or you dont, however Christ existed as a mortal being. Whether he rose from the dead etc is where faith derives, you believe or you dont.

Inglis83 that’s your prerogative and that’s my whole point wherever I agree or disagree is irrelevant to anyones opinion.

Just be happy 😃

I think my point is I’ll smoke with most people regardless of race religion fucking anything.

As long as they are a good person

Me to man ✌️💨 honestly didn’t pick Jesus to spark a debate just thought why not he’s caused a pretty big stir real or not 😂

Lol 😂 that’s the best bits of this community

I'm 50/50 on whether that last point was tongue in cheek, but just in case it wasn't, the names of the Apostles are Anglicised from Aramaic (via Hebrew and Greek).

Hey dude.. I mean Jesus is a historical figure not just religious so as real as Henry the 8th or Julius Caesar.

Who knows what names they had in the Middle East thousands of years ago. The bible could be a fairy tale but there is a lot of evidence to suggest Jesus was a real person

That being said I think a lot of history is bolox so who knows really but it’s as good an answer as any not sure why your picking on me 😂

I’m spiritual but not Christian or religious so not imposing any beliefs on anyone

Bevbevan1 that’s my point.

Anyone can and will believe what they want because that’s up to them. Wherever that be Christian, Muslim, Jedi or spiritual fair play. As long as your happy 😆 that’s the main thing.

Hope your good man

I agree I just thought Jesus was a funny answer and if I met him then I would get to find out some secrets 😉

People be free to believe what they want it dosnt bother me 😊

Im all good buddy how are you?

It was man.

The people's front of judea

Brilliant since I’ve had post lol 😂

Legend is he smoked a pound a day of weed they called Lambsbread

i would love to show bob the strains we have today ;)

Buddha

my homey bill gots the good stuff

The builders of the pyramids.

Pyramid Builders of Egypt,
The last Inca Atahualpa,
A previous reincarnation of myself

someone from the stone age

and like the og poster said Putin, be cool to smoke a j with Putin

maybe they are all the same dude

Rodney Dangerfield or Norm MacDonald. Could either be funny as shit or real deep or both, probably.

you'd want different strains with these two :)

I'd try Hitler see if we could have redirected some of that brain off the war-monger amphetamines ... need to be a strain that makes one giggly and munchied up...feed that fecker matza and latkas until he passed out in tryptophanic bliss...

Then cut his remaining ball off! 🤭

Aye but to distract him give him the blunt and put the lighter on full to burn that fucking mustachio

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

George Lucas.

Then I would have been Han Solo🙏

@McFly369 you have more chance of being Han Job than and solo or Han Job solo

Han silo protecting the carts of the galaxy ha ha ha ha

easy, biff

Ha ha ha

Oi…
U could av saved that one for private chat 😂

Honestly c’mon.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’d love to have a smoke with bob Marley if he was still with us, and I would also love to try and out smoke snoop dogg haha

Snoop for me too. Everyone who has had the pleasure of smoking with him has a funny story. I’m not the biggest Kat Williams fan but his story is my favourite.

Peter sellers always stoned by all accounts. The man was a Genius.

Richard Feynman

Bill Hicks legend and right about everything

RIP 🥲

I know this is not a very popular idea. You don't hear it too often any more … but it's the truth. I have taken drugs before and … I had a real good time. Sorry. Didn't murder anybody, didn't rape anybody, didn't rob anybody, didn't beat anybody, didn't lose – hmm – one fucking job, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Sorry. Now, where's my commercial?

Hey! I’m a Christian and I don’t like what you said…

Forgive me then. Is that not what your faith teaches ? Forgive others ?

Genius work from a genius mind.

Nikola Tesla - Would love to bring his ideas to the current stage of tech giving humanity freedom and the world a much needed break from our destructive manors.

Mike Tyson, he's hilarious lool

Pol Pot, brining pot to Pot.

Bill Hicks

Id probably have to smoke one with the inventor of scales.. 🤣😂

Just to tell them how greatly they impacted the world 🤣

I wouldve said the inventor of the cannabis plant but lets not get blasphemic on this matter 😂🤣

Mm bop, Hansen,
The album it’s off is a little pop jewel

fuck all you biggaz im hansen proud

😂

ok so i have 2 now :)

Absolute tune! Deffo a guilty pleasure…

Mine 100% Glenn Medeiros, Nothings gonna change my love for you, if you haven’t already watch the video lol.

I gave that album away lol

You’re winning Frizzy lol

First record I ever bought as 9 year old was T. rex ride a white swan, second was Rolf Harris !
If you want really embarrassing, first ever gig I was 15 and got asked by bunch of friends to go to a cliff richard concert, not a cliff fan but went as fancied a girl. Two songs in realised it was a religious tour, no devil woman tonite.
Still cringe at memory of everyone holding hands and singing allehluya.

I have electric 6s gay bar on vinyl, doesn't represent who I am or even my favourite genre of music, I just think it's a tune. It does raise questions when someone notices it for the 1st time, especially if they've not heard it, because I then feel the need to make them hear it and agree it's a tune

It is a great tune. Ignore the haters!

Let’s start a war!

Start a nuclear war!

I've got something to put IN YOU!

I was afraid someone would take it there

Lol, I'm surprised that I was the first! Couldn't resist, too funny

Electric 6 were good
Gay bar is a tune too but they had better tracks

Barbie girl

good one

wake up now

Wilson Phillips - Hold On

dayam

please keep this between us

Jolene - Dolly Parton. Love it.

On other end of my collection is Ready or Not, DJ Hype Remix.

I'd say my record collection is a bit "eclectic"! Haha.;)

Cheers BB

Gotta love dolly, a clever funny sexy woman.
Her blue grass albums are superb.

Jolene is never embarassing, well at 104db past a funeral precession maybe other than that Jolene is part of every good collection.

exactly why dolly has the highest q score

Lil bit ashamed to say, but that’s a fucking tune pal ! !

Big love for Hype’s remix of the Fugee’s classic ❤️

Jolene is a classic! Try play it on 33 speed sounds Evan better!

Need to try this

When I was 6 the first ever song I bought was Jimmy Somerville, mighty real. In my defence I just liked the cassette art. No excuses however when I purchased the Hamster Song. I was old enough to know better.

Doo da Dee da Dee Dee dodo, Dee da do do do! That was too catchy.

I will survive - Gloria Gaynor
Heard the line “Go, walk out the door, don’t turn around now, you’re not welcome anymore” more than a few times in my house, even the kids sing it to me !!!

Not in my collection per say but definitely listened to it more than I’d like to admit back in the day 😂 who remembers princess superstar bad babysitter😂😂😂

YIP

boom boom boom boom by the vengaboys probably

Vengaboys were awesome, there's a great remix of vengabus floating around.

This?

No, this

Do you know they're actually still doing live performances in Ibiza and shit? Well they were before covid anyway

Incredible, screw covid

id like to see someone beat this

Where do I start?!

Ivor Cutler... "Goozeberries and Bilberries" (sic) from the Dandruff LP.
Surreal, whimsical, utterly batty but brilliant - which describes his entire output. Hats off to John Peel... time and again.

this is why i value pseudonymity

Bee gees

Love em

Cheers BB 💚

I found a Nana Mouskouri vinyl in my collection a while ago, it was a plant I didn't buy it, honest.

The Frey ~ How to save a life -_-

I'd suggest your issues are mostly to do with stealth rather than losing money as you've mentioned your parents.

Lots of vendors on here have massively upped there stealth game in the past few years and take it very seriously, so just look around the forums for vendors who go that extra mile to get your product to you safely, and you'll be absolutely fine.

Yes, the website does look a bit "2005" and it does have its faults, but it works the vast majority of the time, and has been here for a lot longer than most Dark Web sites... so they must be doing something right in the background.

There are some very kind and knowledgeable members on here who can point you in the direction of vendors who deal with new accounts, and who also have good stealth... so take their advice on board.

All the best.

Cheers BB 😊👍🍻

most of the safety is baked into what we all do here everyday (and have for years) so go with good recent reviews and you are covered.

there are extra steps like coin mixing, pgp and even a crypto o.s. but these wont add much safety to your very low risk profile as a small portion buyer.

let us know how it goes ;}

Alright.
You can at least understand why I'm anxious, though, right? I asked a trusted friend what they thought, and they said the site seems kinda sketchy. I know it's obviously not going to be on par with more mainstream sites, but I guess that comment from my friend just sort of worried me a little.

I'm sure the reviews are legit, but I can't really help my paranoia telling me otherwise.

I tell people at my work and they say it's sketchy too.. completely understand but LB is something you just got to trust to believe it, honestly.

Several months back I was exactly the same as you. Living with parents and wondering wtf would happen if a parcel got seized, if i were to get in trouble and how anon i was

Firstly, seized stuff there's not even enough evidence to claim it's yours, you can just simply deny it.

Secondly this site is basically just cannabis, as many people have told me now coppers don't give a fuck, especially buyers for personal use. got better shit to do!

Honestly noone believes me about LB. Several months back I didn't even know u could buy smoke online as do most and that's why noone beleives it

Don't even need to use VPN mate.. you'll get laughed at mentioning VPN'S n shit here, people order through their phones.

Same lad haha i couldnt believe it when the posty dropped off a nice neat package lookin all professional an that to reveal some beautiful carts an some concentrate. Dude even gave me a free cookie once. I ate my cookie. Made a brew. Had a dab, had a few draws on my cart an i remember just gettin up an looking out the window an the world looked like a beautiful shining more bright place an i felt like i was right at home. Glorious.

We were all anxious once, or I at least was when I started on the dark markets. Once you get a few orders in your confidence will sky rocket (and you'll also suddenly become the local guy with the nice weed).

As for your parents, well... That's slightly tricky if there's a chance they will open your post. All orders I've had are plain packaging, though. Places like Canadian Imports use such good packaging it will look like a well packaged eBay order.

Hope you manage to give it a go. Most reviews are legit but it's like anywhere, there will be a few vendors ripping people off with fake reviews but remember your payment is protected is escrow with transaxe!

Whos your friend? Have they bought off here? No. Who knows best. The borg. I’ll vouch for this site right now dude and for vendors who do not fuck around. Here is my list of vendors ive bought off many times.

Doctor Extracts
MJ Concentrates (avoid his 1ml carts)
Canadian Imports

Honestly mate they are all spot on, not here to bullshit you or anything. A lot of vendors on here are like vultures mate. Look for vendors with lots of good recent reviews and youre all day.

Tbh mate sounds like your a risk to this site if you're that worried and if your living with your parents wat are they goin to do when they open your post wen your not expecting it

well yeah but my main point was im very worried about being raided, or some complete stranger having my address, etc. again, i live with my parents, and it's not like they'd MIND me buying this shit, but i don't want to get them in shit for it if something happened

no wux, let the parents serve the time, then you got the place to yourself. problem solved.

yeah man I was honestly exactly the same as you.. dm me if u still worried

Don't know how old this post of yours is but listen, easier said than done to tell tou to stop being so anxious.
Step 1. Place a small order from a trusted vendor, dr greenthumb for example is excellent, next day delivery included.
Step 2. Always order SD, some vendors charge silly amount, some not so bad.
Step 3. Make sure you are in to receive the post.... Havinf to collect the post from delivery office won't do your anxiety any good but you can request redelivery online if you do miss the post.
Step 4. Personal choice... Use a fake but believable name, anyone can sign for the SD the name is only required if you need to collect feom DO and with online redelivery you would seldom need to unless you just can't wait. Fake name also gives you complete deniability in case package is found and cozzers show up on your door which for small amount of gear I doubt would happen, they have better things to do, you would think! Hope this helps, I've been on here 18minths now and like you was completely Prang about buying but then I did and did again and again and again, not had a no show yet, and word to the wise, mssg the vendor befor leaving negative reviews, very good people on here that will rectify issues as long you're not being a dick about things. Hope this helps. Let us know how you got on 👍

Well over 100 orders on LB for me now, never a problem. In fact, I get better service here than amazon or eBay.
Go for it!