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Anyone ever had a car accident stoned?
I have been driving stoned for many years and never had an accident.. but I have witnessed hundreds when out driving...lol...

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Anyone ever had a car accident stoned?
I just had a close call last night, I was super focused on changing the song on my phone cause I fucking hate what it was playing and really pissed that Spotify was playing the shit again after I had already skipped it several times in the past, really it was an insult to begin with suggesting I would like Katie Perry - because who knows why? Maybe she had a track with somebody else that I liked but I can't figure out who AND WHOAH I am driving through a red light and SHIT there is an suv headed towards me and already slamming on the breaks. So then the good magic powers side of the weed kick in and I do this swerve to the left while I jam the accelerator I don't even know where the hell I got the idea still I gave up on the Fast and Furious like 5 movies ago but goddam it worked. Has this happened to anyone else?

You could just stop fucking with your stereo.
Its nothing to do with weed its to do with self incompetence.
Changing music while driving is as bad as using your phone.
Its nothing to do with weed its to do with self incompetence.
Changing music while driving is as bad as using your phone.

that's fine and dandy but someone in the thread mentioned the very real possibility of simply red coming on

I drive around the countryside for work and I'm high most of the day, never caused me a problem. Have crashed 3 times while sober though, but one of those was being side swiped by a lorry (driver fell asleep). Wish I was stoned, might not have hurt so much..

Not the magic powers part, I took out my neighbors mailbox backing out of my driveway while otherwise feeling amazing thanks to the kind folks here.

i took out a bird (of the avian variety) whilst driving (stoned). it was a being wanker and had it coming. however, that was a conscious choice...

Nope only once when I wasnt. I think when I'm stoned driving I'm much more aware of everything. Only bad thing is the police , worst thing you can hear when stoned is " Lads checkpoint " .

Nope, been doing it for almost 20 years. Funny thing was just talking to one of my best friends from back in the day. We used to get stoned and go for a drive. Used to do some, what I find scary now country lanes, with crazy bends, up hills and down hills.
Seen some funny shit too whilst stoned and driving.
Would panic when a police car would go past or pull up next to me at the lights but now I vape, so don't give a shit anymore.
Seen some funny shit too whilst stoned and driving.
Would panic when a police car would go past or pull up next to me at the lights but now I vape, so don't give a shit anymore.

Ricky, that you?
Jokes aside, I drive way better stoned than sober. Much smoother and less aggressive.
Jokes aside, I drive way better stoned than sober. Much smoother and less aggressive.


I have been driving stoned for many years and never had an accident.. but I have witnessed hundreds when out driving...lol...

As for driving round stoned, I live in my cur my cur is my home, I’m sure you get stoned at home probably, all types of weed.

I play call of duty better when stoned I can ice skate better when I’m baked and I drive better when I’m baked I can’t remember what I had for breakfast most days but I can quick snipe a brother from across the map easy hahah somethings activities weed enhances me slightly I’m sure of it never binned a car yet touch wood seen many a close call been in a few over the years but never actually wrecked a whip when stoned

Do a lot of driving stoned myself, never had any issues. The last time I had an issue was when me and a friend rented a hotel room at like... 18 I think. We had an ounce of some weird ass weed we needed to get rid of... smoked the whole ounce through the night, and then I tried to drive home and when I pulled out of the hotel I was driving on the wrong side of the road (was the middle of the night with no cars out).
Oops... but I quickly figured that out and got back in the right lane haha.
Oops... but I quickly figured that out and got back in the right lane haha.

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The Rise of Nazism Looks a Lot Like Now
It is worrying that the far right parties are gaining to much support in Europe, and we should never take our eye off the ball and learn from history …

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The Rise of Nazism Looks a Lot Like Now
The author looks at ordinary people's lives as Hitler shocked the country into submission as he fought the "lügenpresse" - lying media.

Yes this is an important thing to understand. People are interested in their own lives and a crazy ruler is just a form of entertainment in most people's lives. If they are effective with delivering quick economic results then they are good entertainers and are delivering some positives then fine - so why think more about this? It's demeaning to even take a fascist seriously so why bother doing so? In Germany we know why.


It is worrying that the far right parties are gaining to much support in Europe, and we should never take our eye off the ball and learn from history what can happen when you do...

Sadly we going to be finding out very soon that the majority of Americans want a semi-Fascist state the same with the uk population too


ring really reminds me of the gestapo, they rolled almost exclusively through ordinary informants. people with fucked up biases are having their day.


why do they keep designing things to look like hal? doesnt anyone remember how the movie ends?

Germany became increasingly polarized with people espousing Marxism on one side and Law and Order on the other. This is exactly how it feels in America now.

Why the dystopian views are always referred to Nazism and not to Communism? They are basically the same shit, and Communism looks much more dangerous to me, because it "succeeded" for many more years, in many more countries, and for some reason has that glamorous look to so many idiots...

AND JUST LIKE IN NAZI GERMANY YOU HAVE PEOPLE BEING APOLOGISTS BECAUSE OF "COMMUNISM". AT LEAST IT WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING COMMUNISM BACK THEN AND NOT JUST WHATEVER IS NOT ON THE RIGHT

Watching the Plot Against America on Sky and it’s easy to see how Facism takes hold. Not dissimilar to Trump’s America.

In times of economic and political strife extremists always rise, whether left or right wing...it doesn't matter, they are reactionary's. For example the liberal left intend destruction of things about history that upset them much in the same way Nazi's in Germany burned books. People need to learn from History and rarely do, the same mistakes are repeated and things somehow trundle on. 'Good times bring weak people', 'Weak people bring bad times', 'Bad times bring strong people' & 'Strong people bring good times'. The great circle of human history.

I thought it was the republicans (ie the right) in America banning certain aspects of history they don’t like.
Who are the liberal left?
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I’m not trying to start an argument I’m trying to understand
Who are the liberal left?
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I’m not trying to start an argument I’m trying to understand

lol it's different in different countries. A conservative in the US is different from a conservative in the UK.
As an example the BLM movement (btw I support equal rights for all races, genders etc.) have tried to expunge slavery and that part of history. Taking down statues of former slaveholders and so on won't change anything, we must remember these things happened so that they don't happen again.
Because of slow or no change for certain groups there is an attempt to accelerate that change from an evolution to a revolution. People will only be backed into a corner for so long whatever their political inclinations. Some people think they're pushing for positive change but real change is when we've learned the lesson.
As an example the BLM movement (btw I support equal rights for all races, genders etc.) have tried to expunge slavery and that part of history. Taking down statues of former slaveholders and so on won't change anything, we must remember these things happened so that they don't happen again.
Because of slow or no change for certain groups there is an attempt to accelerate that change from an evolution to a revolution. People will only be backed into a corner for so long whatever their political inclinations. Some people think they're pushing for positive change but real change is when we've learned the lesson.

Thanks for the response mate.
I still don’t get the tearing down statues of slave owners equates to trying to erase the history. Statues aren’t history they glorify the subjects for posterity.
Is it still a massive issue over there around the teaching of CRT?
I still don’t get the tearing down statues of slave owners equates to trying to erase the history. Statues aren’t history they glorify the subjects for posterity.
Is it still a massive issue over there around the teaching of CRT?

Well the statues are an example. They are subjects for posterity but they also memorialise history and certain points in history. As such they connect themselves to that history.
I basically agree with you though, they aren't the history themselves and so it shouldn't matter. It's what they represent that makes the difference.
I feel that whether right or left wing, people have an agenda and push that. Both different sides of the same coin I'd say.
Also CRT?
I basically agree with you though, they aren't the history themselves and so it shouldn't matter. It's what they represent that makes the difference.
I feel that whether right or left wing, people have an agenda and push that. Both different sides of the same coin I'd say.
Also CRT?

Thanks for the response mate.
I see statues as a way to venerate the individual and what they stand for. Cultures generally don’t put up statues of twats. So the slavers statues should all come down imo.
CRT
Critical Race Theory
I see statues as a way to venerate the individual and what they stand for. Cultures generally don’t put up statues of twats. So the slavers statues should all come down imo.
CRT
Critical Race Theory

Yeah np, I don't mind a bit of debate.
Again I do agree with the first part of what you said. Statues certainly venerate people, but also events. However cultures not putting up statues of 'twats'...well...that's a matter of perspective.
There are many examples of people that put up statues of people who are considered great or influential in their time and place. Those same people and statues are considered later, or by another group to be somehow offensive or detestable.
I'm not gona say that something like slavery in the U.S. wasn't a terrible thing, it defo was. I do think that removing something that is generally offensive to the majority should be considered. It's just that we also need to learn from these things and replace them with something that educates people about the history surrounding them so as to understand the bigger picture.
But yeah CRT, I am familiar with it...bit of a deep and complicated topic. But to answer your original question about that, yes I believe it is still something of a hot topic within education in the UK. I believe the Tories here (conservatives) said they felt CRT was biased, in other words trying to ram anti-racism down kids throats without opposing viewpoints.
This is a quote from the Equalities Minister, "Any school which teaches these elements of critical race theory, or which promotes partisan political views such as defunding the police without offering a balanced treatment of opposing views, is breaking the law".
So yeah interesting, jeez this turned into an essay XD
Again I do agree with the first part of what you said. Statues certainly venerate people, but also events. However cultures not putting up statues of 'twats'...well...that's a matter of perspective.
There are many examples of people that put up statues of people who are considered great or influential in their time and place. Those same people and statues are considered later, or by another group to be somehow offensive or detestable.
I'm not gona say that something like slavery in the U.S. wasn't a terrible thing, it defo was. I do think that removing something that is generally offensive to the majority should be considered. It's just that we also need to learn from these things and replace them with something that educates people about the history surrounding them so as to understand the bigger picture.
But yeah CRT, I am familiar with it...bit of a deep and complicated topic. But to answer your original question about that, yes I believe it is still something of a hot topic within education in the UK. I believe the Tories here (conservatives) said they felt CRT was biased, in other words trying to ram anti-racism down kids throats without opposing viewpoints.
This is a quote from the Equalities Minister, "Any school which teaches these elements of critical race theory, or which promotes partisan political views such as defunding the police without offering a balanced treatment of opposing views, is breaking the law".
So yeah interesting, jeez this turned into an essay XD

Thanks man I do appreciate your time and input.
It’s good to hear it from someone on the ground so to speak we just get fed what the media want us to hear
I do find CRT and the defund the police movements different. One is a collection of scholars etc critically evaluating how society has impacted people of all races and the defund the police is a social movement in response to innocent black people getting killed by police
Have I got that right?
It’s good to hear it from someone on the ground so to speak we just get fed what the media want us to hear
I do find CRT and the defund the police movements different. One is a collection of scholars etc critically evaluating how society has impacted people of all races and the defund the police is a social movement in response to innocent black people getting killed by police
Have I got that right?

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UK Legalisation
our day will come as they are losing the argument that it is a dangerous drug... legalise it and I shall advertise it... remember living in mallorca i…

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UK Legalisation
What's everyone's opinion on the legalization of cannabis in the UK..
We've seen major states in the US over the past few years and just across the shore in Ireland that's legalised for medicinal and some recreational..
My question is.. when will it happen here in the UK? What's everyone's opinion..
We've seen major states in the US over the past few years and just across the shore in Ireland that's legalised for medicinal and some recreational..
My question is.. when will it happen here in the UK? What's everyone's opinion..

Legalisation eh? No thanks! Not for me anyway. To be fair I’m about a thousand years old so I’ve a different perspective to the majority, maybe.
When I look back over the last few decades of living this obsession, most of the fun was related to the chase.
Doing your runnings and taking little risks is a great way to release an adrenaline spike. That’s a substance we all crave like no other!
I like being a bit edgy(whilst doing no real harm). I downright love breaking an unfair and unjust law!
I like it that all the wankers disapprove of me! If they legalise it, said wankers will start doing it. They’ll still hate me and I them, only difference is I’ll have lost the smug satisfaction of knowing what they’re missing and enjoying my individuality.
My closest friendships have been made and proven in our collective efforts to maintain a supply of something nice. Like bands of brothers. Celebrating success together, sharing the fun and occasional disasters.
No fun in walking over the shops is there? What about work and driving? I mean you’ve got to watch what you do on social media, how do you think you’re boss etc will react to open drug use?
It’ll still be drugs remember. Naagh, keep it on the low I say. I hope they never legalise it.
It ain’t gonna be nearly as much fun. It isn’t going to be any cheaper. Quality will still be hit and miss. The government will have a field day. But most of all as previously stated all the wankers will start doing it.
Medical? Yes. Small medical grows? Yes. Full on recreational legalisation? Not for me thanks!
When I look back over the last few decades of living this obsession, most of the fun was related to the chase.
Doing your runnings and taking little risks is a great way to release an adrenaline spike. That’s a substance we all crave like no other!
I like being a bit edgy(whilst doing no real harm). I downright love breaking an unfair and unjust law!
I like it that all the wankers disapprove of me! If they legalise it, said wankers will start doing it. They’ll still hate me and I them, only difference is I’ll have lost the smug satisfaction of knowing what they’re missing and enjoying my individuality.
My closest friendships have been made and proven in our collective efforts to maintain a supply of something nice. Like bands of brothers. Celebrating success together, sharing the fun and occasional disasters.
No fun in walking over the shops is there? What about work and driving? I mean you’ve got to watch what you do on social media, how do you think you’re boss etc will react to open drug use?
It’ll still be drugs remember. Naagh, keep it on the low I say. I hope they never legalise it.
It ain’t gonna be nearly as much fun. It isn’t going to be any cheaper. Quality will still be hit and miss. The government will have a field day. But most of all as previously stated all the wankers will start doing it.
Medical? Yes. Small medical grows? Yes. Full on recreational legalisation? Not for me thanks!

AMen bigga fuck dem we don't need their permission, and if this shit here reminds me things can work more civil without them then thats a bonus.

Dead on mate, its a lose-lose I’m convinced. A lot of people will get very rich(not us obviously). Cynical business making all the decisions regarding the thing we all love and have nurtured together as a community. I’m open to a single good reason for it, I haven’t heard anything compelling yet.
I think personally it’s a case of people being careful what they wish for. In case we get it.
Government and legislators won’t understand the minutiae and we’ll end up choosing between red, blue or silver top! They’ll want to regulate and standardise and make everything”safe” for the idiots. They’ll all start sueing each other over who invented white widow or whatever.
Run away as fast as we can. This time we need to hide more carefully as well. We’re doing ok without them people.
Peace
I think personally it’s a case of people being careful what they wish for. In case we get it.
Government and legislators won’t understand the minutiae and we’ll end up choosing between red, blue or silver top! They’ll want to regulate and standardise and make everything”safe” for the idiots. They’ll all start sueing each other over who invented white widow or whatever.
Run away as fast as we can. This time we need to hide more carefully as well. We’re doing ok without them people.
Peace

Good reasons for legalisation/regulation:
1. Easy access for disabled/medical patients.
2. Ban the use of contaminants/unsafe fertilizers. Over the years we've seen foliar feeds that contain latex polymers. Liquid sugar/finely ground glass/cornflour/spice and similar chemicals sprayed onto plants. Not to mention hash made of henna/hay/oil/any old shit and the recent problems with carts.
3. Less paranoia.
4. Tax revenue that can be directed into public services.
5. Boost to economy, boost to tourism.
6. An end to kids getting a criminal record for something that shouldn't be a crime.
7. Gradual removal of social stigma.
8. Walking over the shop may not be fun, but it's very convenient.
9. A chance for cottage industries to start competing and growing in a legal marketplace.
10. A raising of standards - I'm told Californian mid-shelf is better than UK top shelf.
11. A much needed counter-balance to the (frankly depraved and embarrassing) UK binge drinking culture, hopefully leading to a more relaxed, European style cafe culture.
12. A more social cannabis scene. With coffeeshops and dispensaries people will have a reason to go out and mix more. An end to the stereotype of the isolated stoner.
I know most of us here are okay now. But what about the youngsters getting sold rubbish? The elderly and disabled going without medicine?
All this balanced against the chance to feel like a rebel and a load of running around. With respect, I'd take legalisation and regulation any day.
1. Easy access for disabled/medical patients.
2. Ban the use of contaminants/unsafe fertilizers. Over the years we've seen foliar feeds that contain latex polymers. Liquid sugar/finely ground glass/cornflour/spice and similar chemicals sprayed onto plants. Not to mention hash made of henna/hay/oil/any old shit and the recent problems with carts.
3. Less paranoia.
4. Tax revenue that can be directed into public services.
5. Boost to economy, boost to tourism.
6. An end to kids getting a criminal record for something that shouldn't be a crime.
7. Gradual removal of social stigma.
8. Walking over the shop may not be fun, but it's very convenient.
9. A chance for cottage industries to start competing and growing in a legal marketplace.
10. A raising of standards - I'm told Californian mid-shelf is better than UK top shelf.
11. A much needed counter-balance to the (frankly depraved and embarrassing) UK binge drinking culture, hopefully leading to a more relaxed, European style cafe culture.
12. A more social cannabis scene. With coffeeshops and dispensaries people will have a reason to go out and mix more. An end to the stereotype of the isolated stoner.
I know most of us here are okay now. But what about the youngsters getting sold rubbish? The elderly and disabled going without medicine?
All this balanced against the chance to feel like a rebel and a load of running around. With respect, I'd take legalisation and regulation any day.

True but legalisation will make this community think beyond cannabis and that's a good thing too.

The uk drugs minster needs replaced for a start, she wont discuss the topic of legalisation even though her husbands involved in cultivation of medical in the uk. Its absurd. I think we're a good few years away yet.

Trouble is that all the old fogeys in the house of lords are still all "reefer madness" about it. Until they change their minds or die off and get replaced by younger lords, it'll never happen. I believe medical thc will eventually become a viable medicine. But it will be administered as some kind of extract probably taken as a pill or liquid instead of a good old fashioned spliff.

I don't know...if public opinion shifts to the extent a majority of MPs got on board I doubt the Lords would stand in the way.
Now Canada and a large portion of the US has legalised, and much more is becoming known about the plant and its relative safety & even benefits, I would think it's just a matter of time before some form of legalisation comes to Europe, and the UK. If we had the rates of use of US & Canada maybe it'd be happening already but there's less users and a more conservative view overall about it I'd say, so it'll take longer but it will happen
Now Canada and a large portion of the US has legalised, and much more is becoming known about the plant and its relative safety & even benefits, I would think it's just a matter of time before some form of legalisation comes to Europe, and the UK. If we had the rates of use of US & Canada maybe it'd be happening already but there's less users and a more conservative view overall about it I'd say, so it'll take longer but it will happen

I do hope so. And yeah you're probably right. When enough people stand up and say it needs doing, and mps get behind it. They won't have a choice. But yeah it'll probably take a long time. In the meantime I'll continue to tend to my crops on the quiet. Waiting patiently for the day I can come out of the shadows.

To be honest imo we only need decriminalization. That's what has happened in Barcelona. There is a UN law that states you are allowed member only, non profit clubs once that happens.
All above board tax and wage paying businesses.
Notice someone say May us dead against drugs, I don't think thatthat's true as her husband Philip has a great business selling it to the NHS. Only reason I can think is because they want control over it is either for personal profit or they don't think us Plebs can be trusted to run sensible above board businesses.
All above board tax and wage paying businesses.
Notice someone say May us dead against drugs, I don't think thatthat's true as her husband Philip has a great business selling it to the NHS. Only reason I can think is because they want control over it is either for personal profit or they don't think us Plebs can be trusted to run sensible above board businesses.


our day will come as they are losing the argument that it is a dangerous drug... legalise it and I shall advertise it... remember living in mallorca in the eighties where you could sit down in any cafe/bar and as long as you didn't have more than 25 grams, you could place it openly on your table and smoke the day away... you would often see the local poilce in full uniform lighting up a fat one...

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what an absolute pleasure it was to do business with this vendor, polite is an understatement! Placed my order yesterday and received my parcel this morning - stealthily packaged, with extras too! only had one spliff of the blonde so far, will report back after I try the others. (Edit) I am feeling amazing. Mixed all three types in a spliff haha, definitely has that couchlock effect. all I want to do is just sleep. Gave some of each to my Rastafarian father and he loved them. He couldn’t believe the variety of hash to choose from, actually asked if i could get him some too lol!

thank you brother and it was my pleasure honestly!
Haha yes that wizardry must never be revealed.
We’re gonna watch some narcos tonight and enjoy a j of Moroccan.
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Haha yes that wizardry must never be revealed.
We’re gonna watch some narcos tonight and enjoy a j of Moroccan.
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Sorry just saw this mate, our favourite to smoke was the blonde - but all of them are tasty if I’m honest haha

Moroccan hash
The standard Moroccan stuff.
Average strength and classic hash flavour.
Perfect for all day smoking
This is NOT soap bar, this is HASHISH/ POLM.
Blonde Amnesia
This is a strong one, ultra soft first run keif, great as an addition to a joint for that extra hit or on its own as it bares the classical Amnesia smell and taste, perfect for afternoon/ evening smoking.
Caramello egg
This is my Favourite, this kind of hash is super Potent. It's sticky, oily and a handful to work with, but its effects are truly sought after, strong but clear mind! ide say this is definitely an evening /night time smoke unless u can brave it. Perfect for rosin extraction as its busting with oil,
One love!
The standard Moroccan stuff.
Average strength and classic hash flavour.
Perfect for all day smoking
This is NOT soap bar, this is HASHISH/ POLM.
Blonde Amnesia
This is a strong one, ultra soft first run keif, great as an addition to a joint for that extra hit or on its own as it bares the classical Amnesia smell and taste, perfect for afternoon/ evening smoking.
Caramello egg
This is my Favourite, this kind of hash is super Potent. It's sticky, oily and a handful to work with, but its effects are truly sought after, strong but clear mind! ide say this is definitely an evening /night time smoke unless u can brave it. Perfect for rosin extraction as its busting with oil,
One love!

have tried most of the hashes uk 420 has offered, they are all good, all clean and has always been a pleasure to do any business with them.. definately one of the top vendors on here...

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Nice new menu man :)
yeah can't agree more, they are a top vendor and there service is very professional. ...

Nice new menu man :)
Just checking your page out man . Nice looking menu every time I’m on you have new stuff on the menu or is working on getting more stuff to add . Good job pal .


yeah can't agree more, they are a top vendor and there service is very professional. ...

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