Sorry to hijack but...

I have just got my first MJ cookie... smells lush...

I understand the done thing is to 'down it in one'? Baptism by cookie and all that?...

My plan is to munch it with my morning tea and doobie tomorrow morning to make sure that I get the full effect rather than just falling asleep (which is what the chocolate seems to do to me...)....wish me luck....

Shed Vs MJC Free Cookie - 8am Saturday Morning...

(Really not sure how this will turn out, reviews seem to indicate that these little cookie fuckers hit hard....)

Sorry - hijack over - glad you got the good stuff MJ, you must be well connected out there on the underground food network lol

Not only will you get a baptism, you may dorwn while being baptised.

hahahahaha (cookie fuckers hit hard). nice one

I highly advise against day time use buddy (unless you've nothing to get done).

I literally just finished my cookie (along with 2 pieces of cannachocolate) and i'm absolutely done my here. Typing this seems like a gym workout lol.

Careful on this one. ;) otherwise your day may turn out to be your night.

Usually I would exercise caution... however...

Given the current world situation I have found myself panic buying weed and getting as humanly fucked as possible as a way of coping with lockdown lol...

See how I feel in the morning but....reckon I'm gonna do it!!

Days/Nights? All the same at the moment aren't they lol...

hahaaha, Tuchay, Yes indeed i'm finding myself in quite a similar situation (not only panic buying in tesco) but with MJ too. "They" really are playing games with our mental/physical freedom which entitles us to coping a little more heavily with the lockdown. We can only enjoy and perservere in such times (if we don't laugh we'll cry right).

In the mean time you got me thinking about another cookie...hope they're coming back with avengence!.

Yeah...I'm saying...

To avoid thinking too hard about it all I have elected to remain as completely and utterly fucking baked as possible... going well so far...

Funny thing is I completely omitted to panic shop any food or household supplies... when I realised what was going down I literally spent 24 hours on lb making orders lol...

Buds? Check.
Pasta? None
Milk? None
Eggs? None

Oops...lol...ah well, roll another, on with the baked campaign...

Tuchay, Good thing i have both. Although theres a line up with baracades at the superstores it was worth the wait.

#BakedinQuarantine #Selfisolatedbaking

Wise words, I usually do these at night TBF.

I don't think the last batch i made was as strong as they have been in the past, but I could be totally wrong because my tolerance is around 200mg and its really hard to tell these days.

With that in mind, I would totally one hit it.... I would have anyway, to hell with the consequences. Or just have half, if you're not used to edibles.

200mg?!? Ha ha... sounds like my smoke tolerance tbh...I am rarely actually properly stoned when I smoke and feel a bit of nob when I smoke £50 worth of weed and don't feel that stoned at any point...but your choc smashes me in...very new to edibles...

I have dosed 4 squares of choc over the course of this morning and smoked all day and it wasn't too bad...got a little heavy when the 2nd couple of squares came into play but...rode the wave...still here now lol... only done the choc in the evening before and sleep came quick and hard...best sleep in years.

I'm preeetty sure I'm going to one hit wonder the cookie first thing... it seems a shame not to and it lends itself to a morning cuppa so well!

Let you know how it goes...

Please do, keep us posted. I like cookie stories.

Oh yes indeed, the sleep is amazing quality whilst having edibles.

I genuinely feel like you need some cartridges buddy, Because if you're spending 50£ on bud and don't really reep the benefits of a decent high...(well, the carts will speak for themself in this case.)

Enjoy your the 8am trip! :)

Yeah I'm looking at carts and vapes and things... main interests are getting more taste out of my weed (getting sick of using tobacco) and reducing cost/consumption...

I feel a bit old to be toking on a intergalactic crack pipe though ha...

You may feel to old, but a few good hits and you'll be intergalactic for sure ahahaha (and feel young) literally. You also have the perks of smoking it anywhere.

Yeah, tobacco is pretty expensive along with all the rest you need to roll up a joint. Mind you, although i have not tried it yet, "dabbing" shatter seems to be a new thing too (worth looking into).

Yeah...the shatter thing...I only really have paid it any attention since being on lb.

I seen videos and stuff from the US where they do all that but ignored it as I never had any idea you could get the stuff here you know.

I have been toying with it but yeah, not sure how about how you actually best deal with the stuff etc and it seems a bit expensive to just muck about with unless you know what to do with it...

My buddy tells me to just heat some on a knife and spread it on my joints, reckons it fucks you up but he talks bollocks so...

What I do know is that the taste in MJ's chocolate (which I believe is shatter?) is fucking sublime...honestly tastes so good...like a weed boiled sweet would taste I imagine... a weed Werthers Original lol

hahaha yes , i believe it is infused with shatter (top quality one too).

I can't remember the name, but MJ recomeded some type of vape box you can use for the shatter...kbox or dabox vape. lol now thats a brand name (werthers)

Its a dabox, for the money £40, its pretty good. No variable settings though, but the coil is interchangeable so there is a bit of control. Glass mouthpiece is nice, the way you load it is easy and mess free too. Sturdy, metal construction, its cool to the touch and looks and feels well made.

If you're thinking of having a dabble with the dabs, I would suggest a dab straw, cheap and effective (£10-15). I use a honey bird dab straw, I couldn't find a decent link to that, unfortunately.

True, last weeks one literally turned my day to night; however after trying this weeks one im'm still pretty baked due to taking it w/cannachocolate, and every 5minutes the light in the room get's brighter, with increased pixels on everything (if that makes any sence) lol.

Love the good energy that's put into it too. Always a one hitter.

Hey MJ,
lets try and fix the blip.
I have it if you need (message me a drop location) worst case scenario.
I hope you find it, if not i'm here buddy.
Be safe out there please

Thanks, man!! But, I managed to get my fix of high quality flour, this is the good shit.

hahahaha fair play. :)

if you find yourself getting too fat, ship some my way ;)

I wonder if I can ship you some. Plenty of goodness in our supermarkets. Central Europe

Thanks, dude!! I managed to get the good stuff in, cheers!!

you're welcome!

If you live near a lidl have a look there. Work in a lidl distribution centre we just shipped out a shit ton of flour today!

Thank you!! A bit of insider knowledge is always appreciated

I've just brought the prices in line with the current state of USD.

royalmail #changestoservices

Hopefully we all get our's soon...

i told ya'll on sunday evening....that delays (or worse) would be expected.

Nice of you do do that, i dont think anyone else has and now a half ounce of hash is costing a few £ shy of £120. I can get a half ounce of hash on the street for £60, not as good obviously but the street prices have not went up unlike here online.

Your fine until 5 min after....then bam, straight in the nards

Man, I'm really tempted to try one of these...have never vaped anything ever but literally everyone who has these things off MJ loves them...keep thinking it might be worth getting into a bit of vaping...really fancy the stealth bit of it...would be awesome to catch a little buzz in those awkward places you wouldn't usually get away with it...

Take it from me, I've been smoking bud for around 13 years, and since trying the carts, I have not smoked more than an 8th of bud in the past 1.5months. Not only that, but this is clean high, Whilst some bud contain potential nutrients from not being fluushed out properly (the risk of carcinogen intake are minimized with carts), and we get to smoke it literally anywhere on the globe and whilst travelling ;) Try it out , you WONT regret it.

Yo smoke daaawg, what's up man.

8th in a month and a half. Wow really? They must be good!! Hang on though... how many carts have you smoked? 300?? Lol...

Yeah I mean, I luurve my bud but I have been smoking 25+ years now and I know in my heart that some time, in the not too far future, I need to address my combusting habits on a health note... can't imagine life without the green dream pumping through my machine though you know lol....

Been looking at a few alternatives... MJ's chocolate is the actual fucking total shit but it just knocks me flat the fuck out... stealth mode unavailable lol... I'm not stealthy when I'm laying on the foor dribbling...(I do need to figure out the dosage a bit there though...got some coming so I can practice, yay!)

I'm a little scared of the vape science though...read so many conflicting things about vaping any kind of carts (nicotine and thc) that I keep stoner worrying myself out of trying anything new... been thinking about dynavaps too but not got one yet...it's the super stealth of the carts that keeps drawing me back to them... just so many situations where I think I could operate better if only I could get a litle hit at key points of the day where fat biffs are a no go...

How long does a cart last you man?

I have been (since I found bloody LB) blazing about a q of bud a week, probably in about 6/7 doobs a day... how would you expect carts to stack up against that?

i completely understand your perspective on this matter as i can relate to your circumstance, however once you get used to the fact that you don't actually need the bud, (and it CAN be replaced with distilate then (in my opinion) you will indeed feel better about it. If indeed you want little hits a key points of your day then an adjustable voltage vape stick will be the way forward due to being able to set a low voltage for a small hit (enabling you to dose as per your needs).

It really depends on the type of week i'm having (which indicates how long it will last) you're looking anywhere between 3 days and 3 weeks or 3weeks to to 3months (IT DEPENDS ON YOU) literally.

Carts would stack up and weigh out bud due to the potency and lack of needing to take a puff every 5 minutes (unlike doobies). So try it out (if you want) and then you can make an informed decision for your habit of combusting a Q per week ;) personally i use it frequently with stress and visa versa. Varies and depends on you. hope this answer helps buddy.

Yeah, it's definitely a mind state thing...I have been rolling joints for what seems like so long that I have difficulty imagining anything else...

It's also the smell of bud on my clothes and hair you know...I'm now of an age where I'm more frequently in situations where it's just embarrassing to hum of weed but I really need to be stoned lol...

I can't see that I'm going to get through this year without trying one of these things to be honest...it's going to get to the point where I get bored of thinking about and just go 'fuck it' and get one...(bit like that first order everyone makes on lb when they aren't sure if it's all real!! Ah fuck it... go on then...ha ha!)

hahaha, tuchay. I was in the same predicament 2 months ago.

In that case, fuck it and get one!

you wont go back on your decision, and ebay has a smartcart vape stick or the "o pen" variable voltage with 3 settings. ;) best decision iv'e made

I've smoked roughly 4 and half carts (biscotti, nerds, cherrypie, now i'm on tangie (all are amazing flavours) in that duration and had (1 and a half months) BUT that's me. Some people might needs 5-9 carts. it really depends on how it hits YOU. :)

Wow...that could be actually life changing if I could get my 'get high' spending down to that!! Probably not but there's always hope ha ha...

Mmmm...it's the flavours, they all sound so nice... when I smell people smoking those normal vapes with the flavors it always makes me super hungry!

hahaha. Indeed there is light at the end of the tunnel.

It works wonders for myself and the Mrs, so i can be sure that it will facilitate your needs. :)

fyi the flavours taste better then they sound

You should give in to temptation. Lovely clean and giggly high, vision seems brighter, the stoner smile will not go away. I use mine in my local, no one is any wiser. They let us vape indoors, so its a massive boon on a pub night for me.

Ha ha... ah man, that's exactly what I am talking about...my sober brain just does not work at quiz nights!! I smoke a fatty before I go and then within half hour of getting there my little 'weed top up' light goes off in my brain and I spend 2 hours thinking about my stash and waiting to get home for a dooby and cup of tea ha... I reckon I would actually be pretty good if I could vape away whilst thinking...

Yeah man, friend of mine who has smoked some kingpen style vapes said the high is totally different and completely zonked him the first few times he used one. That sounds nice...I don't really ever feel 'stoned' any more...just sort of...well...normal I guess?!!

Ah man, they do sound good and the flavour list always makes me dribble... well, you can trust that if I do take the plunge, my understanding is that there is only one place to go for decent carts and it looks like I'm already here...!!

Oh and by the way...It was the picture of you sitting by the pool with one on the go that planted this seed in my brain! On holiday with the weed, oh man... that could have saved me soooo many bad holidays man!!

Ninja tokes, dude!! Stealthy little things, as long as you're not blowing it in someones face. Definite life saver when away

Exactly, Ninja tokes!!

Lmao@'ninja tokes' ha ha...love it

Man, I'm nicking that phrase... definitely going to use it at the first opportunity

Yeah...foreign holidays are stress dude, I get the mad nightmares kick in by day 3/4 of weed abstinence and the resulting lack of sleep makes me a grumpy bear til I can get home and smoke again... when I was younger I would score things when I was travelling but again... old man problems... getting to the age where lads think I'm a fed if I try and tap them for dope ha...

lol...no worrys here buddy. Because you can travel with this vape (i have without any issues) stealth and quality at it's finest. 100/10

enjoy! :)

Exactly!. That was my first epxerience too. Except i only took 2 puffs the first time lol
Of course in combination with the chocolate ;) it was amazing.

Yes, Indeed..Hats off to MJ

hahaha how awesome!

I've been in a pub before and there were a couple of noisy and over excited people who were spoiling the vibe...so we let them take a toke and before you knew it calm had been restored to the relaxed pub atmousphere. Always the best from MJ.

lool :)

Conflict resolution 101! :)

HAAHHA, awesome, man. Glad you're enjoying it all. It can get a bit moreish, those couple of extra hits because its tasty, finish me every time.

That last cookie was definitely stronger than normal. Wowsers I was on Saturn man ??

Dude, This Chocolate Chip infused cookie is amazing, and delicious, Good Job! The stregnth has me on another PLANET right now. Literally baked on cloud 9.

I really underestimated it....

Really greatful for what you're doing here, and it's the small things that count. Thank you buddy

Likewise! I’m a bit of a lightweight these days but I was completely licked off half a cookie!!

Just what the doctor ordered. Thanks MJconcentrates ??

Welcome, you've never had the full MJC experience until you've one hit the free cookie XD

Had the best sleep in years....wow! :)

I received one with my order this morning. Cheers MJ. Cup of tea and a Corona cookie in a minute..... Another good weekend!

Thanks LB also!

Hey man, thanks for the free covid cookie! I can't seem to find anywhere that says the strength of it though, or is it just a regular cookie? Either way, very generous of you!

Its about 80 - 100mg... I think. Its hard to dose with cannabutter, I also put canna choc chips in. Pretty strong

pretty strong are words i should heed next time. i am done! and its only 10.30pm....they're amazing

Yea no sh!t theyre strong, i got 1 with my order thanks, 1 cookie and 2 flumps and a bong that was me done for the afternoon lol

I had it first thing this morning with a coffee..... current location is on the sofa haha

Sounds good, really looking forward to it!

Is the cookie offer likely to be around as long as the virus? If not then I’m gonna have to get some pennies together n put in an order soon so I don’t miss out.

As always, they will be around for as long as the butter lasts for. Probably a couple of weeks until we're out.

Ah you’re a star! How lovely :-)

Always looking out for us! ;-) Your kindness (cookies!) are always gratefully received

I’m looking a dose of this coronavirus fs get this done and over with lol

I'm just trying to get some pasta shells

Will trade pasta shells for pretty much anything on your page. Joking obviously, however if you need pasta shells hmu I have loads haha

I got my rice as the rush came haha

Nice, dude. Rice is the key to victory....

Was it an international flight?

Yes it was

Do i leave my cart seperate from the battery when i fly? or just leave it connected in my jacket pocket at security?

I've done it both ways.

A successful test or they gave you the baggy to help hide the smell! Lol

There is no smell from these, if they aren't in use anway

wow... im actually travelling soon too. but with only hand luggage.
last time they swabbed my cbd bottle even though it was in a box, you sure id be okay to take the cart? frm luton airport though... let me know your thoughts

Its always a risk, I've made it through 3 times with one.

success. I've just returned from my flight(s) without any issues whilst having my cart with me. Improved my holiday, interaction with people, and assisted with flight anxiety to a degree that in inexplainable unless you try the process yourself.
Absolutely love it....passed security like nothing

Hi was this on a domestic or international flight?

within South east europe to be precise; where rules are extremely strict.

however no issues thanks to MJ's style of cart, no one gave it a second thought or look. Furthermore i didnt even put in in a plastic bag (for liquids) i just left it in plain sight in my jacket.

Good to hear :)

hmm. ill think about it :)
thanks.

Your carts travel very well! I’ve dropped a cookie of yours before flying - certainly made the flight more interesting! Take off made me feel like there was no floor beneath my feet :)

what are these cookies everyone speaks of that i do not know about nor posses lol? Sounds like a good product..but im sure the chocolate i just got has to be good too. waiting for tonight to try it. :)

That is amazing, holidays will be so much sweeter

A nice place to end up on the basis of product testing MJc lol-respect!
BH

I always put flower in my bag that’s going in the hold and never had any issues I fly 5-6 times a year to various places. Can’t be holidaying without my bud....or buying shite. My vape stays in the pocket never been questioned about that

Good comment... yeah I've gone on airplanes with all sorts of pills and other shit on me before... they aren't really looking for it as long as it's packed or presents correctly.

Yeah bro edibles and carts are the way forward when you travel. Enjoy your well earnt rest :)

Absolutely, never leave home without them!

Same as mate couldn’t have made it through Paris and Disneyland without them, not even a second glance at the airport.

There sooo good getting 2 more packs ?

https://www.facebook.com/KattWilliams/videos/weed-is-getting-stronger-every-day/10155403380485973/

Deff some of the better carts around and appreciate the katt williams reference =P THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE?!

hahahaha at last. someone who knows ;)

Dude, I'm pleased that you're pleased and I'm happy to help out. Thanks for the reviews as well, the pictures look amazing!

:)

It seems, carts and cannachocolate purchases are up a lot this week

Proves they Truly are good prodcuts. Never thought the review would go viral lol ;)

MJ is an awesome guy dude!

Helped me on my first order tooo (where i had also made a mistake!)

As the post says, everything will run as normal.

also would the liberty v7 version be a good option for the carts in the near future? or are the v1's better?. I just thought with that different tip on the v7; it might consume less oil per puff?

Not keen on the coil

thanks for the prompt reply.

I was just wondering if the lovely cookies will ever be coming back? I'd be happy if they came back as a buy item, loved the cookies we used to get!