Depends on the green I'm smoking and how frisky I'm feeling. Usually 0.3 to 0.4g for a spliff but if I really like a strain or want to get monged at night time I tend to get a little bit more liberal with it. I find that 0.6 to 0.7g will fill a raw nicely for a tasty blunt with a nice buzz. Currently doing this right now with JJ's Gorilla Zkitlles and it is indeed quite nice, of I do say so myself :) Good topic though mate be interesting to see how people enjoy a toke
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How much do you stick in a Spliff?

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As the title says I’m curious. How much weed do people stick in a Spliff?

Lol Gravity exactly what I do normally .4 or .5 a Spliff and if I want to get fucked bout .7 same as you

0.3 - 0.4 per doobie. Probably a little less if its a sticky dense strain, like stardawg :)

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Your Bogy Weed

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Does anyone else have a strain of weed that no matter who or where you buy it from it does fuck all to you whatsoever? Mine has to be any GSC ive tried it about 8 times from various people and places in Amsterdam and it never does a thing to me.

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Rare Nepalese Temple Hash Eggs 🇳🇵
I always see Minstrels when I look at pics like this, remember smoking these my first visit to Amsterdam in 96 then having a whitie and collapsing out…

Rare Nepalese Temple Hash Eggs 🇳🇵

No one is probably going to see these beautiful rare Temple Hash eggs because we have been invisible on LB for 23 days 😂 but if you do, check them out 💚

Argh….perfect thing but wrong time for me I’m off work on paternity leave at the mo!
If you’ve still got some in a few weeks when I’m not quite so skint I’ll give it a whirl!
Looks fantastic!
If you’ve still got some in a few weeks when I’m not quite so skint I’ll give it a whirl!
Looks fantastic!

Yes they look hashtastic been many years, the pic thats with a chunk broken 👀 has sold it to me 😋 just looks fucking yum

I have a rather strong hunch that this is just his other hash reshaped into a ball. This seller is not a land race guy...he has 101 varieties of Moroccan icebhash which is cool and everything but Nepalise?Nepalise is neither bubble hash nor soft (at least not when it's room temperature). I've spent 10 years between I did and Nepal.

So Prince Harry revealed in his book he enjoys smoking these. I wonder if these could be put on the Royal approved products list.

Sorry guys I'm not convinced, traditional nepalise hash is neither bubble hash nor soft...not when it's cold anyway. In addition they don't come wrapped in cling film twisted at the edges like that. Pure marketing my friends...just like another seller selling 'afghan black' at the moment which is neither afghan nor black lol.

Yep, I buy almost exclusively from Hashishin and have done since 2019 and have tried just about most of his hashes which are on a different level to much of the hash currently being marketed as ‘Afghan’ ‘Lebanese’ or ‘Moroccan’ on here.
He also had varieties like Egyptian which is pretty rare to come across in the U.K. all artisanal and unique. What I’m seeing on here from quite a few vendors doesn’t look anything like the authentic land race strains I’ve had.
Rant over.
He also had varieties like Egyptian which is pretty rare to come across in the U.K. all artisanal and unique. What I’m seeing on here from quite a few vendors doesn’t look anything like the authentic land race strains I’ve had.
Rant over.

I always see Minstrels when I look at pics like this, remember smoking these my first visit to Amsterdam in 96 then having a whitie and collapsing outside in the snow 🤣 not good at the time though

Looks similar to Hashishin’s Caramello balls. And they were cheaper.
Looks nice but too pricey. I’ll wait for the return of the main man…
Looks nice but too pricey. I’ll wait for the return of the main man…

Great googly moogly I’ll take 2 one for each eyeball, I’ll be singing hymns lawdamerci

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Longest time you had to wait for something to arrive ?
Last April I had a pack of Rizlas come from Ebay was bit confused as hadn't ordered any then looking at the postmark they had actually been posted Jun…

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Longest time you had to wait for something to arrive ?
on a 12 day wait and had a 14 days wait before. What’s the longest you had to wait before arrival ?. And how did it make you feel ?.

I have a regular customer in London who ordered 2 items, the first arrived in 24 hours but he messaged me after about 7 days and said the second hadn't showed up. So I do a reship, no big deal he's a good customer and I knew he wasn't scamming.
4 weeks later he messages me saying the original second package just arrived! Apparently it looked like it had been through WW3, packaging was all battered and torn but what was inside was still intact.
So yeah, 5 weeks with First Class. 😂😂
Maybe it had fallen off a table or something in the sorting office then someone found it when they were cleaning.
Bloody Royal Fail...
Cheers BB 😊👍🍻
4 weeks later he messages me saying the original second package just arrived! Apparently it looked like it had been through WW3, packaging was all battered and torn but what was inside was still intact.
So yeah, 5 weeks with First Class. 😂😂
Maybe it had fallen off a table or something in the sorting office then someone found it when they were cleaning.
Bloody Royal Fail...
Cheers BB 😊👍🍻

Almost all the orders I've had have been under 5 days.. the occasional order does take longer tho.
Most recent order tho, currently on day 13 of waiting and being told by seller I have to wait 2-3 more days, before they even consider a reship.
Most recent order tho, currently on day 13 of waiting and being told by seller I have to wait 2-3 more days, before they even consider a reship.

Once I got a D9 disposable vape from here the first one came within a normal time (1-3 days) and i ended up getting another a few weeks later but nothing showed up within a week so i messaged the vendor about it and they said to give it more time and once it was 2 weeks I messaged again and luckily they was willing to reship the vape. Both ended up arriving on the same day. So kinda happy as ended up getting one for free.

Last April I had a pack of Rizlas come from Ebay was bit confused as hadn't ordered any then looking at the postmark they had actually been posted June 21 so fuck knows where they went for around 10 months

During the height of the pandemic i waited 36 days for one order,I knew it would turn up though.

Longest time a customer waited with us was 3 weeks and 6 days for whatever reason. We reshipped in the meantime and and then the other pack arrived not long after and they sent us the coin across for the reship. No strikes involved either. This was probably around the beginning of last year.

Moved to Nicosia, been waiting for an order from Spain since 16th Sep. Made an order from Israel, it took 1 month to arrive keep in mind Israel is a neighboring country. It took 2 weeks for the parcel to travel from Lanarca to Nicosia (about 45min drive). RM is a treat compared to Cypriot postal service.

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Ode to weed Competition
When you're gone It's hard to sleep
But a half of Dankberry I've decided to keep.
I UMMED and aaahed but finally chosen.
Some flavoursome Cherry weed…

Ode to weed Competition

I was sitting down doing manicures and i couldn't bring myself to trim this lady down anymore.
I became inspired looking at her and came up with an Ode to her beauty 😍
Your beauty is like a star filled sky
With twinkle and glitters that catch my eye
A warmth and love I long to behold
To taste that kiss, a forbidden pleasure yet to unfold
Now if anyone can come up with a better 'Ode to Weed', be it about this bud or weed in general now is your chance to shine 🌟
🎉 Win this lady 🎉
- Competition is open to anyone with 5 or more LB purchases
- Winner is voted for by the community
- As many entries as you like
- Closing date 15th Dec 22
Good luck all and I look forward to your works of love ❤️
DM 🧙♂️
I became inspired looking at her and came up with an Ode to her beauty 😍
Your beauty is like a star filled sky
With twinkle and glitters that catch my eye
A warmth and love I long to behold
To taste that kiss, a forbidden pleasure yet to unfold
Now if anyone can come up with a better 'Ode to Weed', be it about this bud or weed in general now is your chance to shine 🌟
🎉 Win this lady 🎉
- Competition is open to anyone with 5 or more LB purchases
- Winner is voted for by the community
- As many entries as you like
- Closing date 15th Dec 22
Good luck all and I look forward to your works of love ❤️
DM 🧙♂️

Roses are red,
Ganja is green,
Most rymes ryme,
but this one doesn't....
👌
I think we can all agree I've smashed it out of the park with that one, but as a vendor I'll have to forfeit my winnings and leave the competition open to others. It's only fair. 😉
In all seriousness though, some really lovely posts on this thread. Great competition DM and good luck everyone.
Cheers BB 😋👍🍻
Ganja is green,
Most rymes ryme,
but this one doesn't....
👌
I think we can all agree I've smashed it out of the park with that one, but as a vendor I'll have to forfeit my winnings and leave the competition open to others. It's only fair. 😉
In all seriousness though, some really lovely posts on this thread. Great competition DM and good luck everyone.
Cheers BB 😋👍🍻

There once was a bigga called BB
Who posted a poem for a freebie
Every little bit
Of his rhyme was shit
I hope he doesn't punch me if he sees me
👊
Who posted a poem for a freebie
Every little bit
Of his rhyme was shit
I hope he doesn't punch me if he sees me
👊


There once was a biggy called dash,
Who decided to throw me some trash,
If he throws any more,
We'll settle the score,
When I give him a bloody good bash.
(i expect that last line could be interpreted in a few ways in this day and age, but it's the best I could do at short notice 🤣)
Well I was going to post something nice about your lovely poem on here...but now you hit me with your offensive limerick I felt I must retort...
How very dare you?
OK, I give up. Your poem was really great and a joy to read so I'll bow out of this battle 😊
Thanks for posting it buddy, it's great to see some art on here.
Well done again DM for the thread.
Cheers BB 😊👍🎨🍻
Who decided to throw me some trash,
If he throws any more,
We'll settle the score,
When I give him a bloody good bash.
(i expect that last line could be interpreted in a few ways in this day and age, but it's the best I could do at short notice 🤣)
Well I was going to post something nice about your lovely poem on here...but now you hit me with your offensive limerick I felt I must retort...
How very dare you?
OK, I give up. Your poem was really great and a joy to read so I'll bow out of this battle 😊
Thanks for posting it buddy, it's great to see some art on here.
Well done again DM for the thread.
Cheers BB 😊👍🎨🍻

😆That's a great response, touché
could be one of the greatest rap battles of all time
and I appreciate your kind words👍👊
could be one of the greatest rap battles of all time
and I appreciate your kind words👍👊

Twinkle twinkle, sweet 3.5
I love you as you get me fried.
During times when things get shitty, I log on into little biggy.
I marvel at your sparkling beauty, and savour every scent so fruity.
Twinkle twinkle sweet 3.5, what a time to be alive!
I love you as you get me fried.
During times when things get shitty, I log on into little biggy.
I marvel at your sparkling beauty, and savour every scent so fruity.
Twinkle twinkle sweet 3.5, what a time to be alive!

There's one of you in every hue.
Without green, I feel so blue.
Without you I feel the dread.
With you close my eyes are red.
With you close I feel so mellow.
Fine blue skies, sunshine so yellow ☀️.
Feeling nice and high, say hello 👋.
So many strains, I need a trello.
Cookies, Cakes, gorilla glue!
I wish there was one of me to every you.
I wish there was some of you in all of us.
Instead of drinks we'd all combust.
Instead of drunk, we'd all get high, in a smokey, hazey lullaby.
Until that day I'll dream this dream, of a blissful future, evergreen 🍀🌱
(Edited slightly :)
Without green, I feel so blue.
Without you I feel the dread.
With you close my eyes are red.
With you close I feel so mellow.
Fine blue skies, sunshine so yellow ☀️.
Feeling nice and high, say hello 👋.
So many strains, I need a trello.
Cookies, Cakes, gorilla glue!
I wish there was one of me to every you.
I wish there was some of you in all of us.
Instead of drinks we'd all combust.
Instead of drunk, we'd all get high, in a smokey, hazey lullaby.
Until that day I'll dream this dream, of a blissful future, evergreen 🍀🌱
(Edited slightly :)

I put this ode into an ai animation generator. The results are trippy.

I'm feeling a few more runner up prizes are also needed! I've been honestly moved with swilling emotions already, thank you 😊

Hehe, this topic proves the Druids have been tasting the harvest! 😂😻😂😻
And so with a little nod to Mr.Keats:
“Thou still unravish'd bride of Anesia
Thou foster-child of silence and grow time,
Patient Biggas who canst thus express
A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:
What leaf-fring'd legend haunts about thy shape
Of deities or mortals, or of both,
In Gardens or the dales of The Grove
What men or Druids are these? What seeds hath?
What mad pursuit? What struggle to produce?
What scent and jewels? What wild ecstasy?”
And so with a little nod to Mr.Keats:
“Thou still unravish'd bride of Anesia
Thou foster-child of silence and grow time,
Patient Biggas who canst thus express
A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:
What leaf-fring'd legend haunts about thy shape
Of deities or mortals, or of both,
In Gardens or the dales of The Grove
What men or Druids are these? What seeds hath?
What mad pursuit? What struggle to produce?
What scent and jewels? What wild ecstasy?”

Your my love..
Your my life…
With me through wrong
and through right…
When I’m alone
Your always there
Even if no one cares…
Your sights n smells help elevate me…
To be the man my dad always wanted me to be…
One love for this amazing herb..
Without such the world would hurt…
We breathe you in to soothe our souls..
Or to laugh with friends of stories untold..
Thank you for always being there for me..
My love for green will always be…
✌️💚
Your my life…
With me through wrong
and through right…
When I’m alone
Your always there
Even if no one cares…
Your sights n smells help elevate me…
To be the man my dad always wanted me to be…
One love for this amazing herb..
Without such the world would hurt…
We breathe you in to soothe our souls..
Or to laugh with friends of stories untold..
Thank you for always being there for me..
My love for green will always be…
✌️💚

Thanks BB.💚 To be honest I wrote it in about 5 mins and tried not to over think it.. Just said what was true to me then realised how deep it was after posting. 😅

I have a little secret, please don't tell the wife
I have a secret mistress called Mary in my life
Mary is my lover, Mary is my friend
Mary goes into the rizla with the tobacco that I blend
I like the way she looks, I love her heavenly scent
I will speak of Mary only with deepest sentiment
Mary is intriguing, Mary is just great
Mary helps me get into a contemplative state
Words are flowing like water, words that flow are fluid
Words that would not be written
Without some magic from the druid
✌️❤️
I have a secret mistress called Mary in my life
Mary is my lover, Mary is my friend
Mary goes into the rizla with the tobacco that I blend
I like the way she looks, I love her heavenly scent
I will speak of Mary only with deepest sentiment
Mary is intriguing, Mary is just great
Mary helps me get into a contemplative state
Words are flowing like water, words that flow are fluid
Words that would not be written
Without some magic from the druid
✌️❤️

As the days become short and dark
The tip of the spliff I long to spark
As I watch you grow I fill with joy
I pray you’re a girl and not a boy
And so I gaze at you from afar
How I long to release from the jar
With love, care and full attention
You were grown for my affection
So biggas one and biggas all
I plead with you to heed my call
With the ladies from the grove
You can be sure you’re treated with love
The tip of the spliff I long to spark
As I watch you grow I fill with joy
I pray you’re a girl and not a boy
And so I gaze at you from afar
How I long to release from the jar
With love, care and full attention
You were grown for my affection
So biggas one and biggas all
I plead with you to heed my call
With the ladies from the grove
You can be sure you’re treated with love

sheets of silver, laid across fragrant green
sparkling like diamonds, with brown hairs in between
as i write this, to the ladies of the grove
all of my senses wish you to behold!
sparkling like diamonds, with brown hairs in between
as i write this, to the ladies of the grove
all of my senses wish you to behold!

Druids are magic they grow magic weed!
I love weed but can’t do magic 🪄
Just look at that bad boy glisten and shine ✨
You bring the magic I’ll bring the love
I’ll even pretend to like Harry Potter and try to learn
But just to make sure? You are bringing the magic?
I love weed but can’t do magic 🪄
Just look at that bad boy glisten and shine ✨
You bring the magic I’ll bring the love
I’ll even pretend to like Harry Potter and try to learn
But just to make sure? You are bringing the magic?

My Arse.
My arse is hungry for your weed
Not to plug it, my friendly plug
But just because it bleeds
But first your flower’s power must be unleashed
Natural medication
Sizzled and squished; ready for the feast
The healing green will radiate
Clean plate; nausea free
And no more running to the bog for me.
My arse is hungry for your weed
Not to plug it, my friendly plug
But just because it bleeds
But first your flower’s power must be unleashed
Natural medication
Sizzled and squished; ready for the feast
The healing green will radiate
Clean plate; nausea free
And no more running to the bog for me.

You flowed through the lungs of ancient mourners,
helping them guide their loved ones to the beyond.
Your smoke wafted to the stars,
as hellenists danced for their beloved gods,
exhaling your essence in worship & praise.
Pressed in mortar and pestle,
you would became oil to anoint the most holy of brows.
Woven into fibers,
you clothed the backs of our ancestors
and became paper to tell their verbose stories.
As colonies rose,
you grew with them,
some of the earliest crops of great nations.
You've eased the bellies of our elders,
in times of cholera and chaos.
You were rolled and tucked behind ears,
at protests for peace,
then passed around and smoked in solidarity.
You dance through bodies,
relieving their pain & panic,
breathing new life in to broken souls.
Your history is as complex as you are,
not merely a plant but a revolution
helping them guide their loved ones to the beyond.
Your smoke wafted to the stars,
as hellenists danced for their beloved gods,
exhaling your essence in worship & praise.
Pressed in mortar and pestle,
you would became oil to anoint the most holy of brows.
Woven into fibers,
you clothed the backs of our ancestors
and became paper to tell their verbose stories.
As colonies rose,
you grew with them,
some of the earliest crops of great nations.
You've eased the bellies of our elders,
in times of cholera and chaos.
You were rolled and tucked behind ears,
at protests for peace,
then passed around and smoked in solidarity.
You dance through bodies,
relieving their pain & panic,
breathing new life in to broken souls.
Your history is as complex as you are,
not merely a plant but a revolution

your hair is winter fire, January members.
my joint burns there too.
The Druids grove brings us hope, as we all fear an acrid toke.
Plagiarising lines like an influencers posts, I need that herb, I need it most.
From every angle you glisten divine, I beg to you, make it mine.
Druids magic, you’re my only hope. I blew my load and now I’m broke.
To all the others I wish you luck, am I truthful, am I fuck!!
Win or lose, I do not care 🧐
At her beauty we all halt and stare.
Do not go gentle into that good night, I offer peace and love so smokers unite ❤️
my joint burns there too.
The Druids grove brings us hope, as we all fear an acrid toke.
Plagiarising lines like an influencers posts, I need that herb, I need it most.
From every angle you glisten divine, I beg to you, make it mine.
Druids magic, you’re my only hope. I blew my load and now I’m broke.
To all the others I wish you luck, am I truthful, am I fuck!!
Win or lose, I do not care 🧐
At her beauty we all halt and stare.
Do not go gentle into that good night, I offer peace and love so smokers unite ❤️

Mary had a little gram,
After that her love went ham.
She never felt so alive, until she smoked her first 3.5.
After that it's all she knew, since then she's getting through a daily q!
Smoking with her friends, she'd smile and laugh.
Mary you just picked up, and now another half?
Nowadays she's usually on her own, call her up wont pick up the phone.
Acting very weird and rude, when you mention food, then she's in a merry mood.
Any opportuNITTY, she'd pounce. She said she'd suck me off for an ounce!
So the moral of this little story.
Is enjoy the erb but don't get whorey.
Last one from me 😅✌️
After that her love went ham.
She never felt so alive, until she smoked her first 3.5.
After that it's all she knew, since then she's getting through a daily q!
Smoking with her friends, she'd smile and laugh.
Mary you just picked up, and now another half?
Nowadays she's usually on her own, call her up wont pick up the phone.
Acting very weird and rude, when you mention food, then she's in a merry mood.
Any opportuNITTY, she'd pounce. She said she'd suck me off for an ounce!
So the moral of this little story.
Is enjoy the erb but don't get whorey.
Last one from me 😅✌️

Druids grove inside you’ll find a magic of sorts so be sound of mind the leaf doth gleam and will help you unwind, the fruit these trees bare may grant perspective of kind
Each bud trimmed and tended with glee a shame to combust and part with thee, in torrent or turmoil your white ash sets me free, for I indulge in each puff with a sensation of tranquility
So let it be known if it’s sheer wonderment you seek travel out to the grove before mid winters peak, where Druids Magic fills the air and perhaps even you may be lucky enough to bare, witness to the luxury of the grotto within although you are certain to be left with a grin.
Each bud trimmed and tended with glee a shame to combust and part with thee, in torrent or turmoil your white ash sets me free, for I indulge in each puff with a sensation of tranquility
So let it be known if it’s sheer wonderment you seek travel out to the grove before mid winters peak, where Druids Magic fills the air and perhaps even you may be lucky enough to bare, witness to the luxury of the grotto within although you are certain to be left with a grin.

A dusting of magic snow,
on the eaves of a tree that glows.
The pain from the rain,
the fight to stay sane.
The branches weep with heavy-eyed happiness.
As the darkness looms nearer,
the vapours seem dearer,
Our treasure lies in mince pies,
And heavy eyes.
An ode to you sweet tree,
Were you to be free,
you'd be here with me,
Making me hungry for mince pies, heavy eyes,
And cold skies.
A dusting of magic snow,
On the eaves of a tree that glows.
No more rain.
No more pain.
Just heavy eyes, mince pies, and winter skies.
on the eaves of a tree that glows.
The pain from the rain,
the fight to stay sane.
The branches weep with heavy-eyed happiness.
As the darkness looms nearer,
the vapours seem dearer,
Our treasure lies in mince pies,
And heavy eyes.
An ode to you sweet tree,
Were you to be free,
you'd be here with me,
Making me hungry for mince pies, heavy eyes,
And cold skies.
A dusting of magic snow,
On the eaves of a tree that glows.
No more rain.
No more pain.
Just heavy eyes, mince pies, and winter skies.

I wrote this specifically about the gorgeous bud on show 🤩.
Ganja, Ganja sparkling bright.
Orange hairs shoot left and right.
As it hovers there in the gloom.
It calls out for me to consume!
The smell, the taste I reckon it will blow my mind!
So please my Bigger's, big up this rhyme!
🎤👇
Ganja, Ganja sparkling bright.
Orange hairs shoot left and right.
As it hovers there in the gloom.
It calls out for me to consume!
The smell, the taste I reckon it will blow my mind!
So please my Bigger's, big up this rhyme!
🎤👇

When you're gone It's hard to sleep
But a half of Dankberry I've decided to keep.
I UMMED and aaahed but finally chosen.
Some flavoursome Cherry weed allegedly frozen.
I once shagged my ex in the woods at Dudley Zoo.
The pleasurable feeling reminds me of Hyperglue.
I took it on holiday smoking it as we walked by the river.
My wife's face went odd as I told her that her minge looked like a bag of liver.
Anyway I hope you like my rhyme even if you don't have a merry Xmas time
Nite nite x
But a half of Dankberry I've decided to keep.
I UMMED and aaahed but finally chosen.
Some flavoursome Cherry weed allegedly frozen.
I once shagged my ex in the woods at Dudley Zoo.
The pleasurable feeling reminds me of Hyperglue.
I took it on holiday smoking it as we walked by the river.
My wife's face went odd as I told her that her minge looked like a bag of liver.
Anyway I hope you like my rhyme even if you don't have a merry Xmas time
Nite nite x

😂😲😂..who needs Keats when you’ve got lines like:
“My wife's face went odd as I told her that her minge looked like a bag of liver” 💥
“My wife's face went odd as I told her that her minge looked like a bag of liver” 💥

I grind the green then roll, ignite;
The blue haze slowly drifts.
It sinks and seeps into my mind
To fill each crack and rift.
The white in contrast to the dark
As orange burns and glows;
This sweet smoke will open doors
That otherwise remain closed.
I sit now with the open mind
I know this plant to cause,
And wonder why some folk deny
The good this 'evil' does.
The blue haze slowly drifts.
It sinks and seeps into my mind
To fill each crack and rift.
The white in contrast to the dark
As orange burns and glows;
This sweet smoke will open doors
That otherwise remain closed.
I sit now with the open mind
I know this plant to cause,
And wonder why some folk deny
The good this 'evil' does.

That bud looks like a wonder to me. I've tasted her once and now no ones fonder than me!
Whose taking her home, I wonder? Maybe it'll be me.
If its anyone else nothing but a blunder it'll be!
Il be so pissed off and reign thunder on thee.
Look for the winner and put them under the sea!
Woah I need to chill out, but such is my hunger for weed.
Some call it love, some call it greed.
I do not care as your all I need to succeed. Nah wait you are the success!
It's more than mere love you can tell by these words I confess.
Addict? Who me? That's absurd to suggest.
I've wrote so many odes, I fear I'm becoming a pest!
While I joke and I jest, that bud is a wonder, so props to the chef!
Whose taking her home, I wonder? Maybe it'll be me.
If its anyone else nothing but a blunder it'll be!
Il be so pissed off and reign thunder on thee.
Look for the winner and put them under the sea!
Woah I need to chill out, but such is my hunger for weed.
Some call it love, some call it greed.
I do not care as your all I need to succeed. Nah wait you are the success!
It's more than mere love you can tell by these words I confess.
Addict? Who me? That's absurd to suggest.
I've wrote so many odes, I fear I'm becoming a pest!
While I joke and I jest, that bud is a wonder, so props to the chef!

Grats weeodem, a well deserved win.
No one is taking her from you now
You laid down the lyrics
No sweat on the brow
A win in the bag it has to be said
That Mary would have preferred to be with me instead
✌️❤️
No one is taking her from you now
You laid down the lyrics
No sweat on the brow
A win in the bag it has to be said
That Mary would have preferred to be with me instead
✌️❤️

Well I've got a smile on my face this morning even though I'm a little crook, thank you all so far on your odes ☺️
Not long left now! The 15th is getting closer (midnight) to get your entries in or vote for your favourites so far!!
There will be several prizes of our Frozen Black Cherry available for runners up so there's still a chance to knock BB of the top spot 😉
What else are lazy Sunday afternoons for!
Come on all creat, share, enjoy and vote
❤️🧙♂️
Not long left now! The 15th is getting closer (midnight) to get your entries in or vote for your favourites so far!!
There will be several prizes of our Frozen Black Cherry available for runners up so there's still a chance to knock BB of the top spot 😉
What else are lazy Sunday afternoons for!
Come on all creat, share, enjoy and vote
❤️🧙♂️

Voting closed
Congratulations to all who entered 🎉
The top 5 joint winners list
1st - Thweeodem (14)
2nd - Pollypuff20 (13)
3rd - Sam508 (12)
4th - Dashing and Jolo201201 (8)
5th- bbbbb, cloudeater77 and TheDazzler (7)
Congratulations and thank you for such moving and entertaining piece of work, which have brought a smile, a thought, a reflection to us all, thank you 🙏
Special mention to BB too, who smashed it 😘
🧙♂️
Congratulations to all who entered 🎉
The top 5 joint winners list
1st - Thweeodem (14)
2nd - Pollypuff20 (13)
3rd - Sam508 (12)
4th - Dashing and Jolo201201 (8)
5th- bbbbb, cloudeater77 and TheDazzler (7)
Congratulations and thank you for such moving and entertaining piece of work, which have brought a smile, a thought, a reflection to us all, thank you 🙏
Special mention to BB too, who smashed it 😘
🧙♂️

Well done everyone that commented and to all the winners 🥳🥳
In the wise words of the band, The Wombats!
'Cause I've got problems with my sleep
And we're not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve
So I'm moving to New York
'Cause I've got issues with my sleep
Looks like Christmas came early
Christmas came early for me
FYI I’m not moving tho ✈️🛩️
In the wise words of the band, The Wombats!
'Cause I've got problems with my sleep
And we're not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve
So I'm moving to New York
'Cause I've got issues with my sleep
Looks like Christmas came early
Christmas came early for me
FYI I’m not moving tho ✈️🛩️

Such fun!🤩
Big up to all who took part and to the super generosity of our Druids!🥰🧙♂️❤️
Here’s to all the wonders coming from The Grove in 2023🤞🥂💥
Happy Xmas Poet Biggas!🎅
Big up to all who took part and to the super generosity of our Druids!🥰🧙♂️❤️
Here’s to all the wonders coming from The Grove in 2023🤞🥂💥
Happy Xmas Poet Biggas!🎅

Really enjoyed following this post druid. Brilliant idea! There are some truly gifted folk out there. Thanks for the entertainment biggas 👍😁


red car and the blue car had a race
all red wants to do is get out his face
he eats everything he sees
from wine gums to small trees
red gets so baked he ends up in last place
all red wants to do is get out his face
he eats everything he sees
from wine gums to small trees
red gets so baked he ends up in last place

Weed
You planted a seed
Or did I?
I can’t remember now
Holy cow
I’ll let it go
Free to flow
Gliding down a flippin’ rainbow
Well what do you know?
Let it grow
Let it glow
Let it be
Let it snow
You planted a seed
Or did I?
I can’t remember now
Holy cow
I’ll let it go
Free to flow
Gliding down a flippin’ rainbow
Well what do you know?
Let it grow
Let it glow
Let it be
Let it snow

I thought I'd say Hi to the Druids
cos I prefer smoking to fluids
Little biggy was down
Is no one in town?
Will my life become tragic
If I can't reach Druids Magic?
cos I prefer smoking to fluids
Little biggy was down
Is no one in town?
Will my life become tragic
If I can't reach Druids Magic?

always trying to quit, constantly feeling like shit. embrace the addiction, no need for itching, just sit back and get that spliff in...

Oh thee special one times are hard, times are bleak, for me your true desire speaks, your warmth to my body your wisdom to my head, for this true vision of times ahead. I entered this late so no votes for me, instead ill just wait for my order of frozen cherryy 🍒

💚 Ode to Weed 💚
I started on Thai just to get high,
Now exotic flowers give me my super powers,
Light up a reefer, fly up the Khalifa,
The tastiest of dabs make me ever so proud,
The inhale elevates me on top of the clouds,
Exhaling the herbs to a new universe,
Tickle my throat I'm all about terrrppsss,
Bringing back moon rocks that will blow your socks off,
Bongs, vapes or spliffs, I'll hit with no coughs.
I started on Thai just to get high,
Now exotic flowers give me my super powers,
Light up a reefer, fly up the Khalifa,
The tastiest of dabs make me ever so proud,
The inhale elevates me on top of the clouds,
Exhaling the herbs to a new universe,
Tickle my throat I'm all about terrrppsss,
Bringing back moon rocks that will blow your socks off,
Bongs, vapes or spliffs, I'll hit with no coughs.

Here is my wake and bake submission as of this morning!
Miss Green is the girl for me
She puts all my worries at ease
She lifts me up off of my knees
When I’m feeling low.
Miss green is the girl for me
She cradles me off to sleep
Makes promises that she can keep
Now I’m never alone.
Miss Green is the girl for me
When I wake she is who I see
When I roll out of bed
And light hits her head
There’s nowhere I’d rather be.
Miss Green is the girl for me
She puts all my worries at ease
She lifts me up off of my knees
When I’m feeling low.
Miss green is the girl for me
She cradles me off to sleep
Makes promises that she can keep
Now I’m never alone.
Miss Green is the girl for me
When I wake she is who I see
When I roll out of bed
And light hits her head
There’s nowhere I’d rather be.

I ONCE WAS HERE BUT NOW IM NOT
I WENT AWAY TO SMOKE SOME POT
I PUT THIS HERE TO PROVE A POINT
COZ LIFE AINT SH.T WITHOUT A JOINT!
I WENT AWAY TO SMOKE SOME POT
I PUT THIS HERE TO PROVE A POINT
COZ LIFE AINT SH.T WITHOUT A JOINT!

Sorry this my real one .... this beautiful lookin flower makes me wanna
ROLL ROLL ROLL A JOINT
AND PASS IT DOWN THE LINE
TAKE A TOKE INHALE THE SMOKE
AND BLOW YOUR FRICKIN MIND . WOOOOP!
ROLL ROLL ROLL A JOINT
AND PASS IT DOWN THE LINE
TAKE A TOKE INHALE THE SMOKE
AND BLOW YOUR FRICKIN MIND . WOOOOP!

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+2 votes
Apex Cherry report
Umme was amazing stuff tasted like old fashioned Ribena, I think my fave strain of the year is Hyperglue, loved that stuff I'm just waiting now to see…

Apex Cherry report

Ok, I couldn’t wait.
I tried just sniffing it but when my budget order didn’t come through or the one for the mother in law I was gonna skim, I just had to break in the cherry.
Bud pic was taken unfortunately after I mauled it with my fat sticky fingers 😅
The smell on this is something else! In all my years smoking never has a name matched the overpowering terps smells AND taste as this nugget!
It was before its cure best BUT still this was LEGENDARY!
It’s not wet just sticky icky which is fine by me, I ground a bit for science and while it worked fine a sticky pick worked best.
The non lit terps suck is divine in already licking lips like a 🐐
On lighting I’m frantically trying to message Druids for a reservation with fingers that are failing to respond with the haste of my mind to secure more 😜
I ain’t gonna waffle the shit out of this one as it’s the top grade.
I’ll leave you with this, it’s the Umme of this year 🫠
If you know you know 🥳🥳🥳
I tried just sniffing it but when my budget order didn’t come through or the one for the mother in law I was gonna skim, I just had to break in the cherry.
Bud pic was taken unfortunately after I mauled it with my fat sticky fingers 😅
The smell on this is something else! In all my years smoking never has a name matched the overpowering terps smells AND taste as this nugget!
It was before its cure best BUT still this was LEGENDARY!
It’s not wet just sticky icky which is fine by me, I ground a bit for science and while it worked fine a sticky pick worked best.
The non lit terps suck is divine in already licking lips like a 🐐
On lighting I’m frantically trying to message Druids for a reservation with fingers that are failing to respond with the haste of my mind to secure more 😜
I ain’t gonna waffle the shit out of this one as it’s the top grade.
I’ll leave you with this, it’s the Umme of this year 🫠
If you know you know 🥳🥳🥳

Thank you for such a lovely review, I'm over the moon you enjoyed her 🥰.
Just to say that the ode competition prizes are all Frozen Black Cherry, still plenty of time to enter 😉
Just to say that the ode competition prizes are all Frozen Black Cherry, still plenty of time to enter 😉

Lots of love and care in this batch as usual, legendary growers imo!
Mate I’m so thick I dunno what an ode is, I’ll check it out but my luck with lb comps is bad and the last time I won something was a badge from the Beano 🤣🤣🤣
Mate I’m so thick I dunno what an ode is, I’ll check it out but my luck with lb comps is bad and the last time I won something was a badge from the Beano 🤣🤣🤣

Umme was superb so this is definitely one I'm looking forward to, I'm 🤤 over the thought of it, I also wouldn't be able to wait after seeing that. Enjoy

I only managed to get the leftover small buds of Umme, was gutted. It was still great but I could tell I missed out on a beauty. So buzzed for the new crop 👽

Umme was amazing stuff tasted like old fashioned Ribena, I think my fave strain of the year is Hyperglue, loved that stuff I'm just waiting now to see if The Apricot Oreoz and Frozen Black Cherry can win at the last minute?

Your killing us mere mortals mate lol
Take it this has been your favourite by far then ha ha ha
Take it this has been your favourite by far then ha ha ha

Honestly 3 are all top tier Druid specials.
Cherry takes the biscuit
Clementine oreoz for the citrus terps hunters
Dankberry for sweet flavour chasers
All 🔥
Cherry takes the biscuit
Clementine oreoz for the citrus terps hunters
Dankberry for sweet flavour chasers
All 🔥

It's all so good I want to save it but can't stop going back for a bit of each one. Druids have been brilliant and I even got something I wasn't expecting which all I can say is 🔥🔥🔥🙏 thank you again DM

i feel like a little kid can't stop looking at this picture so buzzed to try druids for the first time the cherry looks so frosty

Mine landed!! 🥳🥳🥳
Thank you Druids appreciate the xmas stocking fillers too ❤️
Jarred up and ready for Xmas 🤜
Thank you Druids appreciate the xmas stocking fillers too ❤️
Jarred up and ready for Xmas 🤜

1 post
+2 votes
It's almost time....
Lovely stuff saved my special glass jar for the occasion.

It's almost time....

due to the generosity of druids I'm imbibing on dankberry this morning. 6am rise, coffee and pin joint - like .3g. It's now 10 and I haven't started work but have glamour photographed all my ladies.
Anyway I trashed this bud before the photo, grinds nicely and fluffs a bit. Not. a pungent scent (which is nice) and smooth mild flavour - no hacking. And now I'm baked.
Well done Druids couchlocked morning on a pin joint is a great :)
Anyway I trashed this bud before the photo, grinds nicely and fluffs a bit. Not. a pungent scent (which is nice) and smooth mild flavour - no hacking. And now I'm baked.
Well done Druids couchlocked morning on a pin joint is a great :)

Oh you're brave! 🤯
I'm super happy your enjoying her ❤️ just hope you manage to find the energy to either have another puff or start work 😉
❤️🧙♂️
I'm super happy your enjoying her ❤️ just hope you manage to find the energy to either have another puff or start work 😉
❤️🧙♂️

Hiya 👋
Yes! Release date for the Dankberry will be the weekend of the 26/27th of this month.
The other two ladies the following weekends once out of curing.
Yes! Release date for the Dankberry will be the weekend of the 26/27th of this month.
The other two ladies the following weekends once out of curing.


I have a bone to pick with you 🧐after several dankberry bowls I found myself on Amazon looking at these wondering if I could make a halogen powered gravity bong wheel while also emptying my "unhealthy cupboard"
I think it needs some sort of health warning attached for not doing too much
Anyhow I now need some jars to fit in my wheel and some tubing
I think it needs some sort of health warning attached for not doing too much
Anyhow I now need some jars to fit in my wheel and some tubing

The official write up does state -
The high comes on fast and hard with a rush of cerebral effects, launching its way through your mind and filling you with a giddy creative energy and hints of high-flying euphoria. This quickly turns heady, leaving you falling into fits of giggles at times.
I'm afraid I'm just past high flying and im in fits of giggles now reading that!
Sry 🤭
The high comes on fast and hard with a rush of cerebral effects, launching its way through your mind and filling you with a giddy creative energy and hints of high-flying euphoria. This quickly turns heady, leaving you falling into fits of giggles at times.
I'm afraid I'm just past high flying and im in fits of giggles now reading that!
Sry 🤭


My dankberry has been a right little sod to take a photo of so far
This is probably my "best"
This is probably my "best"

soo jealous, hopefully will still be able to grab my normal amount on the 29th please don't sell out:D

Sounds the business
Looking forward to your listings as like everyone else have been waiting 😁😁😄😄
Looking forward to your listings as like everyone else have been waiting 😁😁😄😄

😂❤️
All good mate, looking fwd to it just gutted I’ve not got to write up this weekend lol
All good mate, looking fwd to it just gutted I’ve not got to write up this weekend lol

Haha, yeah it sure does I found the dank berry is a really dreamy high. I kept trying to do stuff last night and just getting completely distracted.
I haven’t tried the apricot oreoz yet but it looks just as good and I’m looking forward to it when I get home from work
I haven’t tried the apricot oreoz yet but it looks just as good and I’m looking forward to it when I get home from work

Which one you fuck with more? I’m guessing the frozen cherry isn’t ready yet wanna see what that’s looking like
Dankberry looks good though nice n fluffy.
Dankberry looks good though nice n fluffy.

Have you seen my comments about wanting to make a halogen powered gravity bong cupcake wheel? Thats druids fault

Oh 🥺
Big love ❤️ your not forgotten! There's still a couple more ladies waiting in the sidelines 😁
Big love ❤️ your not forgotten! There's still a couple more ladies waiting in the sidelines 😁

Finally some decent fecking weed on this site
My last few orders have been absolutely crap weed this is a godsend
My last few orders have been absolutely crap weed this is a godsend


It's an absolute git to photo well on a camera phone in poor lighting and if you use the flash the reflection blinds you 😜

Never has a meme summed up so perfectly how I'm feeling right now! 😂😂😂 You guys have cracked me up with this! 👍

I was... but the sun came out eventually 😁 Well worth the wait. Enjoyed your reviews, mate, cheers 👍

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+6 votes

on
{buy help}
Uk banks blocking bitcoin
Sign up for the online bank Revolut and do it through there, UK Banks are Nazi cunts telling us what we can and cant spend our own money on.

on
{buy help}
Uk banks blocking bitcoin
I've really been enjoying little bigg so so convenient but uk banks have been putting blocks on buying crypto +bitcoin so I'm not able to buy what I want when I want. Someone pls help or if you have found the same thing, as I don't want to have to go back to street vendors in the peek of winter.
Thanks.
Thanks.

Sign up for the online bank Revolut and do it through there, UK Banks are Nazi cunts telling us what we can and cant spend our own money on.

Don’t buy it direct from bank card just transfer what you need to a Coinbase account it’s an account number and sort code with your name on it then buy bit coin from that Coinbase account works for me everytime never any issues and hardley any fees few £ on like 200 change up

A few of the big banks here in the UK are completely unfreindly to bitcoin and I've found Lloyds to be the worst.
for me then, I just opened a Monzo account and I've set up a standing order each month to shift my 'spending money' (£500) to Monzo as soon as I'm paid.
Monzo is completely crypto friendly, so you can buy the bitcoin you need with no issues from that account.
I used to regularly be locked out of my lloyds bank account and spend hours getting it unlocked, just cause I bought crypto. Now I use Monzo I've never had an issue.
for me then, I just opened a Monzo account and I've set up a standing order each month to shift my 'spending money' (£500) to Monzo as soon as I'm paid.
Monzo is completely crypto friendly, so you can buy the bitcoin you need with no issues from that account.
I used to regularly be locked out of my lloyds bank account and spend hours getting it unlocked, just cause I bought crypto. Now I use Monzo I've never had an issue.

don't even need to change banks just buy bitcoin with paypal instead I use coinbase and Lloyds but i could switch to paypal if this happens to me

im in the same boat my bank dosnt let me buy crypto even tho i was told on the phone today from the bank its not so i have tryed 3 diffrent sites and everyone the same no go

Lloyds kept blocking my card to Bitpanda (🍆) but transfers go through no problem, very fast, no charges👍…twats!

I am Lloyd's but I use coinbase. Linked my card up to it. Minimal fees. Works for me? Is this an OK way to do it?

I guess. I use bitpanda but have never linked a card to it. Direct transfer works best for me, is quick and incurs no fees to load wallet…

Sorry for silly question. But do you mean no fees, like to buy bitcoin or then send your bitcoin? All free?

Nah, unfortunately we all pay to send- that’s the miners blockchain fee!…it’s the big thing that has stopped btc being a true currency- who wants to pay a floating fee every time they buy something?! 🤔

Ah, sorry for the dumb question.+ thank you for your answer. I'm pretty much new to all this. Found this place start of May. So trying my best to make sure I'm not screwing it up somehow

No worries, I think everyone stresses with crypto to begin with! I used a couple of pretty horrible sites until settling on bitpanda. Once you’ve done a few transactions the mist clears and it’s plain sailing from then on. Enjoy LB 👍

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+1 votes
COMPETITION - WIN A FREE 3.5 of CALI !
34.3 grams

COMPETITION - WIN A FREE 3.5 of CALI !

A lot of you have been asking “when are the buds coming?” And I replied “I have to wait until I get the best stuff”
We’ll We’ve managed to get some beautiful Cali Mids which we’ll be releasing THIS FRIDAY 😍
To say thank you to all the love we’ve received and the 100+ sales in less than a month, we’d like to show our appreciation and give one of our fellow biggas a chance to win a 3.5 of your choice from our beautiful cali mids which we will be releasing !
—- How To Enter —-
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- You all have one guess each !
- Everyone competing must have at least 3 littlebiggy purchases to stop people making fake accounts and cheating ;)
- The winner will be announced Next week Friday SO YOU HAVE A WEEK ! Who ever guesses CLOSEST WINS 🥰
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE 🎉
We’ll We’ve managed to get some beautiful Cali Mids which we’ll be releasing THIS FRIDAY 😍
To say thank you to all the love we’ve received and the 100+ sales in less than a month, we’d like to show our appreciation and give one of our fellow biggas a chance to win a 3.5 of your choice from our beautiful cali mids which we will be releasing !
—- How To Enter —-
- Simply guess how much Zoap is in the cup ;)
- You all have one guess each !
- Everyone competing must have at least 3 littlebiggy purchases to stop people making fake accounts and cheating ;)
- The winner will be announced Next week Friday SO YOU HAVE A WEEK ! Who ever guesses CLOSEST WINS 🥰
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE 🎉

25.5 gram i am new no previous sales so if i win donate it to a charity cheers. I will be placing few orders at end of month pay day 😀😀

I reckon that cup is bigger than it looks (??) 55g guess from me :)
Nice one Strainsburys, liking the cut of your jib ;)
Nice one Strainsburys, liking the cut of your jib ;)

35.5g i reckon. Christ, your menu looks like its taken shot in the arm recently (looks quality!!)
