Purple Punch is the sweet and sedating union of two indica-dominant classics. By breeding Larry OG with Granddaddy Purple, the astonishing trichome laden Purple Punch was born, smelling of grape candy, blueberry muffins, and tart Kool-Aid. The potency of this strain gives the consumer a one-two punch to the head and body, initially landing between the eyes and settling down into the limbs. Purple Punch is a delicious dessert strain that is best suited for after dinner. Its effects may help with managing nausea, stress, minor body aches, and sleeplessness.

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Powerful ancestors. Enough said. BCN Diesel derives from Black Domina and New York Diesel, the famous child of Chemdawg. BCN Diesel harnessed that true Domina indica vibe; however, the sativa genetics from NYC Diesel overpower the indica with pure sativa madness. This strain delivers spicy and citrusy flavors - clearly delicious. The psychedelic effects of BCN Diesel present themselves almost immediately after the toke.

Gorilla Zkittlez: When Potent And Fruity Genetics Combine

When this beast entered a cannabinoid testing lab, it showed results of approximately 24% THC. It’s the potent amount one would expect from any cannabis strain that is the child of Gorilla Glue 4. The second parent is an award-winning strain called Zkittlez. Gorilla Zkittlez exudes fruity fragrances, inspiring cannabis enthusiasts with intense power. It’s an indica-dominant strain that induces nice and cozy feelings of relaxation.

Grand DD! It’s been said “if you scared then say you scared”. I was scared. I was shook. Sour Diesel is my sativa go to. If its around I get it! Grandaddy Purp I tried years ago. This was before I knew what indica and sativa even meant. If I smoked that on a Monday night, I think I blinked and opened my eyes Wednesday morning like what happened. I am scared of the indica power of Grandaddy Purp and aint scared to say I’m scared. So I see Granddaddy Diesel, a cross of Sour Diesel and Grandaddy Purp…I am intrigued but scared to lose a day of my life again.

Enter my Select Co-op representative to save the day. After going through the menu, I told my guy I was intrigued by the Granddaddy Diesel but was scared it would couch-lock me indefinitely…He laughed and definitively said…”Get it”! He never steers me wrong so here we go. I will start with the appearance and smell. If you can get THC effects from sight alone Granddaddy Diesel would give it to you. There are deep shades of purple with hues of blue radiating through the bud structure. It has shining trichromes all over like someone sprinkled sugar frosting on it. As you break it apart a cornucopia of scents overwhelm from grapes, lavenders, pines, slight skunk scents combining to create beauty. Now to use it…

The taste is a strong grape fruit flavor with a hint of the diesel dankness on the back end. I recognize and enjoy the Granddaddy Purp taste that dominates this strain. The strong body relaxation is also familiar and oh so enjoyable. I am definitely couch chilling. I am not couch-locked though. My mind is clear and not foggy or heavy, yet my body is like being wrapped in a warm blanket. This is chill for daytime use if you are clear you want to chill. I wouldn’t hit this before a workout but to make breakfast and listen to an audiobook or enjoy some tunes is pleasantly enhanced by Granddaddy Diesel…Grand DD for sure!

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Dairy Queen is a strain that truly lives up to its name with its unique cherry and cheese aroma—yes, those combine to make a good thing. Its flavor has a smoothness that many users describe as creamy, just like your favorite frozen dairy treat. This hybrid is great for day or night use as it provides relaxation without sedation. Originally bred by Subcool's The Dank, this cross between Cheese and Space Queen seems to have up to three different phenotypes, so appearance can vary. In general, plants will be bushy and flower in 7-8 weeks. Dairy Queen’s unique aroma is very potent, so it may not be the best strain when discretion is required.

Ghost Train Haze is one of the most intense strains that has ever been introduced to the marijuana universe. This strain is not for the novice Toker; after all, Ghost Train Haze was named the "Most Potent Strain on earth" by High Times magazine in 2012. This strain derives from Ghost OG & Neville's wreck, creating an insane 27% THC level. GTH is mainly sativa (80:20 sativa/indica ratio), so if you are a novice smoker or suffer from anxiety, it is best that you steer clear of this wicked strain. Heavy smoking of GTH can lead to an almost psychedelic feel that may induce paranoia. The patients who tend to opt for Ghost Train Haze are those who suffer from depression or those who are looking for an overall great time. If taken in small doses, GTH can easily send you into laughing fits and stimulate your creative mind. The aroma of this strain is a sweet blend of sour, citrus & pine that is very pungent. With an abundance of trichomes and hairs, GTH basically looks as dank as it claims to be.

This outstanding high-grade Lebanese Hash has a glistening dark chocolate surface with a creamy coffee brown interior. It is very malleable and sticky with a consistency that is easily broken apart and rolled back together. This hash has a pungent, spicy-earthy flavor profile and very relaxing effects. It is the Lebanese equivalent to Mazar Sharif top shelf hash.

Lebanese is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing an unknown combination of strains that originate from Lebanon. Although the true heritage of this hash has been lost to age-old breeder secrecy, this hash is still heavily sought after for its classic effects and delicious flavor. The Lebanese high starts with a slow build that continues to grow and grow, until it reaches a potency that can easily overwhelm you if you’re not experienced. You’ll feel a heady onset with an increase in creativity before the high launches into your body, leaving you totally stoned and hopelessly sedated before dropping you off into a long and peaceful sleep. In combination with its super high 24-25% average THC level, these effects give Lebanese an edge in treating conditions such as chronic stress, ADD or ADHD, depression, and migraines or headaches.

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God's Blue Cough is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the delicious God Bud X Blueberry X Strawberry Cough strains. Like the name suggests, this bud has a heavenly flavor profile that will leave you coughing after just one tasty toke. The flavor is sweet with a rich blueberry earth taste that fills the lungs with delicious fruitiness. The aroma is of pungent herbal earth with a notable hit of blueberries and strawberries as the nugs are broken apart and burned. If you love the taste, you'll love the high even more. God's Blue Cough starts with a happy lifted feeling that is slightly tingly, filling your head with calming, unfocused feelings and erasing any negative or racing thoughts. A deep sense of relaxation will wash over you, leaving you completely at ease without a care in the world. With these effects and its super high 29-30% average THC level, God's Blue Cough is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as depression, chronic stress or anxiety, pain, and fatigue. This bud has heart-shaped forest green nugs with furry orange hairs and a frosty thick coating of sandy amber trichomes.