Purple Punch is the sweet and sedating union of two indica-dominant classics. By breeding Larry OG with Granddaddy Purple, the astonishing trichome laden Purple Punch was born, smelling of grape candy, blueberry muffins, and tart Kool-Aid. The potency of this strain gives the consumer a one-two punch to the head and body, initially landing between the eyes and settling down into the limbs. Purple Punch is a delicious dessert strain that is best suited for after dinner. Its effects may help with managing nausea, stress, minor body aches, and sleeplessness.

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Lemon Zkittle cannabis strain is a 60/40 Sativa dominant hybrid with high THC levels measured at over 20%. Along with heavy yields, this herb brings a fresh lemon aroma with bright yellow and green buds in blood. The aroma is sour citrus, with a potency that matches the strong THC levels. Ideal for daytime or evening usage.
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Lemon Zkittle cannabis strain's high is very potent with an uplifting essence that is typical of a Sativa. connoisseurs will not be disappointed.
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Genetics: Lemon Zkittle cannabis strain is a cross between Lemon Skunk and Zkittles cannabis strains.

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Stardawg is a Sativa-dominant hybrid originally bred in the Bay Area of California as a cross between Chemdawg 4 and Tres Dawg. It likely got its name from both the crystalline trichomes that inhabit the strain (appearing like STARS) and it's Chem/TresDAWG lineage. THC levels in Stardawg are regularly above average - testing between 16 and 22 percent.

People remark on the musky, earthy scent with diesel fuel notes. Cannabis lovers appreciate the strong, funky aroma but it may be too strong for novices and first-timers. The aroma has been described as morning breath, a truck stop, roadkill skunk, and a vat full of chemicals.

These smells sound nasty, but cannabis aficionados love the dank, lingering aromatic notes as they herald the potent, mind altering effects of Stardawg. Expect the herb to be dense and frosted with resin, so much so that the dark green color with red/orange hairs is hard to see.

Medical patients choose Stardawg to help manage symptoms of fatigue, stress, and anxiety. It blunts pain, alleviates digestive issues, and inspires the munchies so people can gain weight. Others choose it in order to get to sleep at night or to manage the fallout from Multiple Sclerosis or Parkinson's Disease.

Because it is a Sativa-dominant strain, people with significant medical issues might want to try a different strain with more of a body melt and pain relief. The smoke feel in the mouth is thick and may make some people cough.

People should be able to get tasks accomplished, run errands, and even go to work when consuming smaller doses of this strain as it imparts uplifting cerebral effects that can stimulate the mind. Recreational users report highs that feel like spiritual journeys and that may be too intense for newbies.

This strain is suited for daytime use, especially a wake and bake as the effects last for a long time. Stardawg has a reputation for long buzz times, two to three hours, which is longer than many strains - which need re-application after an hour or two.

Growers can plant indoors, out of doors, or in a green house. Expect flower in 8 weeks and a high yield. After cutting and trimming, cure in a humidity controlled room for best results.

California born and bred, Stardawg is a popular cannabis strain. Sativa-dominant, the indica effects take a back seat to the cerebral effects. Medical users might like the soft waves of pain relief and appetite stimulation. Recreational users wake and bake with it, enjoy their out of body spiritual journeys, or try to get things done - especially creative tasks!

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Candyland Cookies is a rare sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the infamous Bay Platinum Cookies X Grand Daddy Purps strains. Although it's hard to find on your average market, this bud is infamous for its super delicious flavor and long-lasting effects that can leave the inexperienced users dazed and overwhelmed. This bud has a super sweet candy fruity flavor with a rich berry overtone that's accented by sour grape and earth. The aroma is very earthy and slightly pungent with a spicy berry overtone that turns to sweet candy and fruits as the nugs are burned. The Candyland Cookies high comes on soon after your first delicious toke, launching through your mind with a lifted effect that leaves you feeling euphoric and slightly unfocused. As you fade further and further into dazed oblivion, your body will begin to settle into a deeply relaxing physical high that leaves you slightly couch-locked although not sleepy. Thanks to these heady effects and its high 19-24% average THC level, Candyland Cookies is said to be perfect for treating chronic pain, depression, muscle spasms or cramps, and chronic stress. Candyland Cookies buds have fluffy dense forest green nugs with thin light amber hairs and a coating of tiny amber crystal trichomes.

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When this beast entered a cannabinoid testing lab, it showed results of approximately 24% THC. It’s the potent amount one would expect from any cannabis strain that is the child of Gorilla Glue 4. The second parent is an award-winning strain called Zkittlez. Gorilla Zkittlez exudes fruity fragrances, inspiring cannabis enthusiasts with intense power. It’s an indica-dominant strain that induces nice and cozy feelings of relaxation.

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Strawberry Amnesia is a sativa dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious Strawberry Cough X Amnesia strains. If you love a sweet strawberry flavor to your smoke, you've found it! Strawberry Amnesia has a flavor that can't be described any other way than a freshly picked ripe strawberry. The smell takes on a similar tone, with a sweet herbal strawberry smell that has a touch of pleasant earthiness to it. The Strawberry Amnesia flawlessly blends together those of both of its parents, bringing mind numbing effects with cerebral clarity for a perfect daytime smoke that will give you the boost you need to get ish done. The high hits you first with a cerebral rush of euphoric energy that launches your good feelings into overdrive. You'll feel an influx of creative energy topped with an increase in focus and motivation. These effects will build and build before a slightly tingly body high washes over you, leaving you feeling numb and pain-free both physically and mentally. Thanks to these effects and its super high 20-22% average THC level, Strawberry Amnesia is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as depression, fatigue, eye pressure, and headaches or migraines. Strawberry Amnesia buds have small piecey nugs with orange hairs and a thick coating of bright amber crystal trichomes.

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African is a 100% pure sativa strain native to the African landscape. This bud typically comes in a landrace variety and a variety of potencies, ranging from 10% THC and beyond. This native landrace strain packs a great sativa high, offering energizing and uplifting effects that are great for when you need a little extra power to get going. It hits you first with a euphoric boost that lifts your spirits and leaves you feeling energetic and motivated, ready to get started with your day. You may become slightly hungry in this state, although not ravenously so. Thanks to these head-heavy effects, African is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic fatigue, cramps, headaches or migraines, depression, and chronic stress. It should be avoided if you suffer from any anxiety, as it tends to aggravate this condition

Washington breeders at Falcanna have earned themselves quite a reputation over the years, and it’s strains like Orange Blossom that have helped them make their presence known. A cross between OG Kush and Orange Bud, this slightly indica-dominant flower will delight your senses and provide you with a powerful high that lasts for hours.

Newer smokers should proceed with caution as Orange Blossom’s 24% THC may be too strong for some. Buds are very dense and conical in shape, with amber toned hairs and similarly colored trichomes, they are truly a sight to behold. As her name indicates, Orange Blossom is a delicate blend of orange and vanilla with a hint of floral notes. Both her flavors and scents feature this blend, leaving users coming back over and over simply for the taste.

However, it’s not just what she does to your taste buds that will have you placing this strain at the top of your favorites list, as Orange Blossom provides an excellent high as well. Above all else, you’ll feel happy and calm, with even the most stressed out people gaining the ability to just chill out for a while. This sense of relaxation can get too intense for newer users, so proceed with caution. Many experience a wicked case of the munchies coupled with a strong desire to be social, making this strain a favorite among pretty much everyone who eats and breathes.

A range of medical conditions can be helped with this bud, including issues of stress and depression, nausea, and even bodily concerns like headaches or inflammation. Orange Blossom’s high is one that lasts a long time, and if you aren’t strongly affected by her slight sedation, you may consider opting for a few hits in the morning to provide relief all day long.

Growing your own Orange Blossom at home isn’t overly complicated, especially since plants tend to be a bit on the smaller side with pretty tiny leaves. After only about eight weeks of waiting patiently, you’ll be able to harvest a nicely sized yield. This strain does tend to be rather pungent, so if you’re growing in private, consider using a smell-proof setup just in case.

Falcanna notes that Orange Blossom is one of their best-selling strains and it’s really not hard to figure out why. A balanced set of effects, mouth-watering flavors, and enough THC to positively influence your day, this bud is one for the record books. Perhaps the only hiccup is that it’s rather difficult to find seeds on your own, but maybe if you ask breeders really nicely for some, they’d be willing to make you a deal.

Laughing Gas is a sativa-dominant hybrid that offers a breezy, lightheaded high. Sharing its name with the slang term for dental anesthetic nitrous oxide, Laughing Gas is the creation of Oregon-based growers TKO Reserve, and is a cross between Cherry Pie and pungent Sour Diesel. This strain's THC content has been measured at levels ranging from 18% to 24%.

Flowers are average in size and maintain chunky, irregular shapes. Despite mostly sativa influences, their internal structure leans more towards indica, with a dense core that is made up of small, tightly-coiled leaves that are a dark shade of forest green. Curly yellow hairs, which are actually botanical reproductive structures called pistils, provide some visual contrast, as do a high volume of glassy white trichomes.

A first whiff of strong gasoline odor dominates the Laughing Gas' flowers, paying testament to the strain's name and passed down from its parent strain Sour Diesel. A second inspection may detect some tangy, fruity scents lurking underneath. When these flowers are broken apart or ground up, they can give off a more 'skunky' character. Burning Laughing Gas' buds in a pipe or a joint yields a light but deeply sour smoke that may irritate the sinuses or palate. On the exhale, this smoke tastes like diesel fumes mixed with some lemon.

Similar to other sativa-dominant strains, Laughing Gas starts working quickly. Initially users may feel a mild head rush accompanied by facial sensations like a flushing in the cheeks or a stimulation of the salivary glands. As these sensations die down, smokers are immersed in a newly activated headspace in which thoughts may flow more freely and easily. This kind of cerebral engagement can help find long-sought solutions to entrenched problems. It may also facilitate productive work on everything from demanding, complicated tasks to open-ended brainstorming sessions. On the other hand, those who aren't feeling very motivated can simply enjoy Laughing Gas' head high as they go about enjoying mundane chores, such as doing the dishes.

After about an hour, smokers may start to feel mild physical effects, such as tingling in the limbs or capacity for deep, easy breathing. For those trying to stay active, this relaxation doesn't typically progress into total couch-lock. Instead, Laughing Gas' singular combination of mental and physical effects can enhance activities that call for complex, full-body coordination -- in the right circumstances, it can even be a potent aphrodisiac. Because of its unabated energy, Laughing Gas is appropriate for daytime or evening use. If consumed right before bed, though, it's liable to keep users awake.

Laughing Gas' versatile high can also be of value to medical cannabis patients. For one, its focused, zoned-in way of thinking can help those with ADD to improve concentration. Additionally, its mood-boosting qualities can temporarily distract from the difficult symptoms of mild to moderate stress and depression. Physically speaking, Laughing Gas can numb aches and pains, whether they're mild due to everyday inflammation, or to chronic conditions like arthritis. This strain's tendency to induce the munchies may even make it a solid appetite stimulant for those dealing with digestive conditions or undergoing hunger-disruptive treatments like chemotherapy. That said, because it can bring about some obsessive patterns of thinking, Laughing Gas may not be the best option for patients who are inexperienced with THC.

TKO Reserve does not appear to have made seeds available for commercial sale. Instead, those looking to grow this strain at home may be able to obtain clippings from mature, healthy plants. These can be fostered as identical "clones" and can be grown indoors or out; outdoor success calls for a semi-humid climate with daytime temperatures in the 70 °F. While there isn't much information available on best practices specific to its cultivation, Laughing Gas' indica-looking flowers suggest that they grow short and bushy, and flower within eight to nine weeks.

An upbeat, energetic strain, Laughing Gas is worth seeking out by sativa lovers. If you're sharing it in public, be prepared for its pungent, lemony flavor profile to turn some heads.

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Grown around the desert towns of Balkh, Mazar-i-Sharif and Sheberghan in the far north of Afghanistan, close to the modern borders of Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan and Tajikistan. This Mazar-E-Sharif strain produces the legendary hashish known as “Shirak-E-Mazar” and “Milk of Mazar”. The people of these regions are a patchwork of Turkic, Tajik, Afghan and Pashtun tribes, and the history of Mazar-E-Sharif strains is likely to be equally complex. Sieved “Milk of Mazar” garda is very resinous and so can be hand-pressed to make charas; it has a distinctively pungent, sweet aroma and a dreamily mellow high. Over-indulgence produces a mind-warping, immobilizing and narcotic effect.

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Anyone who has enjoyed Sunset Sherbet is probably quite interested in any other strains she’s a part of, making London Pound Cake a must-try on your list. The team at Cookies Fam Genetics is keeping quiet when it comes to what they’ve crossed to create this beauty, but with powerful indica potency, one can only imagine that it’s something spectacular.

London Pound Cake isn’t for the faint of heart, as this bud clocks in as high as 29% THC. Nugs are dense and dark in color, yet their appearance is freshened up a bit with bright orange hairs and chunky amber trichomes. If you enjoy sweeter strains that blend sugary notes with a bit of earthiness, this gal is for you. Her flavors and aromas feature berries, grapes, and lemon with wood and nuts to balance things out perfectly.

Despite how powerful she seems on paper, London Pound Cake isn’t typically super sedating for experienced users. Most find that her initial effects are more cerebral in nature, bringing an uplifting mental state and clarity to the mind after even the most stressful of days. While you’re focused on this positivity, however, bodily effects may sneak up on you and impart a sensation of relaxation and slight sleepiness without being overwhelming. Newer users should probably steer clear of this gal until their tolerance is more solidified.

Not only will London Pound Cake taste great and likely put you into a relaxed state for hours but she has been reported to help with mental concerns including anxiety, PTSD, and depression. Some individuals who struggle with physical pain find that their symptoms are alleviated with this bud, and if you smoke enough of it, there’s a chance that London Pound Cake could help you to battle insomnia.

Cookies Fam Genetics has an impressive cultivation operation in Los Angeles that spans 25,000 square feet, and while they’re happy to share their strains with the nation, they don’t seem too keen on sharing seeds. If you have your heart set on growing London Pound Cake at home, be prepared to pay a pretty penny. Many online retailers appear to be out of stock too, so patience is a must here.

Sweet flavors, potent effects, and the ability to potentially help with both recreational and medical needs - what can’t London Pound Cake do? Smokers who have been around the block a few times should consider adding this strain to their bucket list, and if they find it enjoyable, try to work it into their regular rotation.

In its true form Golden Pineapple is a perfectly balanced hybrid - 50 percent Sativa and 50 percent Indica - however recent growers have begun shaping it into a slightly Sativa-dominant strain for added cerebral effects. THC levels are usually very high at 25 to 29 percent and CBD levels are quite low - at or around 0.05 percent. A winner at the 3rd Northwest Cannabis Cub, Golden Pineapple is quickly becoming a popular strain, particularly thanks to its well bred parents - Golden Goat and Pineapple Kush.

As you might imagine, this strain tastes like pineapple. It is tropical and fruity but also a little sour and has hints of diesel fuel and pine. It’s one of the most aromatic strains around. Buds are dense and sticky with resin. The nugs are mostly green with a smattering of orange hairs.

A balanced strain, recreational users should feel confident in partaking of Golden Pineapple at any time of day. The main effect is energy as the THC infuses the brain and body with its peppy effect. Expect to feel good, vigorous, and come down without feeling groggy.

With THC levels so high though, you might want to try it in a safe place and get to know its special effects. Or, you can measure your dose. Take a hit and stop. Wait a little while, maybe a half hour and see if another hit is in your best interest. You can always dose more, but you can’t un-dose; just wait for the effects to dissipate.

Medical users can also take advantage of its creative and uplifting effects while managing pain or other symptoms of a medical condition. Escape from depression, stress, and anxiety – at least for a little while. The low CBD level makes this strain not right for severe medical issues. It can, however, ease pain, improve appetite, and help you get a good night’s sleep.

This strain grows in an average amount of time, about 60 days from planting until you can cut, cure, and indulge. One grower detected a grapefruit smell as his plants were growing and at harvest, it developed the characteristic fruit, diesel, and pine aroma. Upon curing, he noticed that the pineapple smell finally made its appearance.

Balanced and tipping towards a Sativa, Golden Pineapple is a popular, award winning hybrid with notable parents. With a multi-level aromatic profile, this strain is sure to please people who like a strong scent on their bud. Recreational users choose it for the high THC levels and medical users enjoy the energetic push that also alleviates their symptoms

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Whenever a strain has the name “wreck” in it, you can assume that you’re in for a good time. Northern Wreck is one of those plants, with an indica-dominant set of effects that will take even the most experienced user by surprise. Unknown breeders have crossed Trainwreck with Northern Lights for a strain that’s as tough as nails.

When we say buckle up, we mean it. Northern Wreck measures at a THC level of 29%, making it a strain that’s probably not appropriate for novice users. Despite its bold assault on your senses, this strain is gorgeous to smell and taste. Hints of pine, earth, and spice blend together in a way that becomes fairly sweet, ensuring that savory and sweet lovers will come back time and time again. Long nugs are accented by golden hairs and amber trichomes.

A cerebral high that starts in the back of your head and slowly washes over you awaits, as Northern Wreck will induce the highest amounts of joy you thought humanly possible. If you’re with friends, get ready to resort back to elementary school as the amount of giggles you’ll exude will be shocking. For some, this strain brings a sense of creative focus that allows art projects to take shape, but for most they’re simply knocked out flat by such a strong set of psychedelic effects.

In most cases, strains that clock in high on the THC percentage tend to be great for medical use, and Northern Wreck fits that bill perfectly. Instances of depression or stress are easily melted away as your mind floats up to live in the clouds for a few hours. Heavy body effects are also great for conditions including generalized pain, inflammation, and cramps. Those who struggle with insomnia or a lack of appetite will find that Northern Wreck will take them to dreamland in no time at all, but not without having a few good snacks first.

Plants tend to be fairly small with this strain, so if you’re looking to cultivate at home, you won’t need much space. Indoor or outdoor growth is fine, as long as you give Northern Wreck warm temperatures to flourish in. Only 8 to 9 weeks is required to flower an indoor crop, and plants grown outside will be ready come mid-October.

Novice users beware - this strain will mess you up if you’re not careful. Best enjoyed in small doses, unless you really want to blast off, Northern Wreck will take you to another planet and leave your pain and cares behind. Be sure to save this strain for the end of the day, because you won’t want to be falling asleep on your desk.

Remember being a kid and getting to enjoy an ice cream cake for your birthday each year? Now you can relive the memories of your childhood every time you smoke Ice Cream Cake, an indica-dominant hybrid crafted in California. Famous for producing some of the world’s most popular strains, Seed Junky Genetics crossed Gelato #33 with Wedding Cake to develop a bud that gives smokers the best of all worlds.

At most, Ice Cream Cake will hit you with a THC potency of 25%, making her ideal for experienced smokers who want a new daily bud to add to their lineup. Her nugs are on the small side and are rather dense, yet feature hints of purple amidst her incredibly thick layer of trichomes. As you’d expect, the flavors and aromas this strain produces are simply mouthwatering. Creamy vanilla and sugar with a hint of cheese permeate each bud, and you’ll find that her sweetness lingers long after you’re done smoking.

If you’ve had an exceptionally long day and need to unwind, Ice Cream Cake is here to help. Users state that her effects often begin with a cerebral rush of joy and relaxation, allowing your brain to melt a little and leave your cares behind for a while. This euphoria could be ideal for smaller social gatherings, but don’t expect a lot of energy to come with your uplifted mood. For most, Ice Cream Cake eventually transitions into a body high that’s sedative in nature and could take a turn toward the heavy side. Once you begin to feel relaxation kick in, it might be smart to settle in on the couch or in bed as sleep might be on the way sooner than you think.

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