Hi fellow bigga’s I started to write up my review of the Canadian Candyland cookies, however each time I smoke a joint of it and add to the write up my thoughts as I’m taking a toke. I notice that my head gets foggy very quickly and it has taken a couple of days to write it up a bit better than it was. By no means am I an expert but I like to think I know a little about the weed game (although that’s limited haha!)
Here goes.........
This was my first foray into smoking Canadian grown bud and from what I hear, Canadian bud is meant to be the new Cali! So fuk yeah I’m all in for trying this, in fact I was so excited I couldn’t stop thinking about it and so did what every stoner does with a mysterious strain; look it up on google and check out some weed porn followed by reading up on the strain!
This strain has me very interested, the write up for this bud seems to be ticking every box for my medical needs.
Now i have to deal with on a daily basis permanent nerve damage, permanent chronic back pain, depression and even suicidal thoughts at my lowest point : (
So I really need to get the best out of a lot of worlds to try and help me out of a downward funk, now I have been able to find the strains I think I need, I’ve worked out through trial and error that I need the following:
Strong indica/ hybrid - 70/30% ratio approx
Strong sativa/ hybrid - 70/30% ratio approx
Good quality strong hash - (candy kush)
Shatter - both indica and sativa dominant for use in both joints and through a dab rig.
I tend to combine it all together into a kind of super joint! And damn is it a joint and a half, a proper full fat, no nonsense send most people to sleep type of joint!
So yesterday afternoon I’m getting to my order and getting it opened up and once through to the actual bud,
OH MY FUKIN GOD!!! what a fantastic smell I’m greeted with and the visual quality of the bud is gorgeous. Light greens, lime streaks running through with bright orange pistol hairs, an thick layer of dense tricomes cover the entire bud structure.
The bud look visually stunning so much so that it looks edible like cookie dough balls plastered with frosting.
This is some potent smelling bud too and I sat with my nose in the pouch for about 5mins just enjoying the aromas that where emanating out.
It smells divine, sweet, sugary, complex earthy potent weed with cookie and fruity undertones. It’s proper lush and an absolute pleasure to sniff.
So I’m now even more eager to get a joint built, the visuals are 10/10, the smell is 10/10, right fuk it get it built already!
These nugs are beautiful to look at and I feel, well like kinda bad knowing I gotta grind them up................
....................oh well! who gives a fuk what the bud looks like when it’s ground up anyway it all gets blazed either way!
As I break up one of the larger nugs and grind it up, the smells and aromas given off are fantastic. Lovely sweet notes or sugary goodness come through from the cookie lineage and there’s a fragrant fruityness in the background too - it’s a very subtle fruity flavour but you can make it out, combine these aromas with a pungent skunky vibe and this scent profile is superb.
The joint is now ready, I’ve put in 1g of Candyland cookie, 1g of super silver haze and roughy 0.25g of candy kush hash. As I’m rolling it I’m excited to blaze up.
Once lit up on the first pull I’m greeted with what doesn’t seem to taste good at all! It actually tastes FUKIN STUPENDOUSLY AMAZING!!!! OMG!!!
What the actual fuk? What is it that I’m toking on? Where has this been all my life? Why haven’t I come across this till now?!?! As I’m taking pulls 2, 3, 4 and so on, the taste just gets better and better and better!
As I’m sat there in cannabis nirvana, I am enjoying the flavours so much so that I didn’t even realise what was about to happen next. So I’m pondering over the flavour profile of the joint that I have concocted and to my pallete it is a sweet, powdered sugar, lemony, fruity berries, all encased in beautiful cookie dough. I wonder if this joints content was a single strain of bud, what would it be called? As I thought of a few ideas I finally settled on Lemon drizzle cake!
Then something unusual happened?!
As I take back pull number 7 or 8, BANG!!!! WTF!!! Where did that come from? After I had childishly coined a tacky weed name it felt like my head had been put into a pressure cooker, a stupid heavy sensation now rushes through my head and eyes. WOW!!! I’m only a bit way down my joint and this strong rush flows through my head and my eyes just get heavier and heavier.
This is a potent potent strain of bud that maybe a little strong for some people but for me and my medical needs and anyone else who has similar requirements, this is perfect, it ticks all the boxes and then some. It is totally smashing my chronic pain out the park as I work my way down the joint, not only does this joint taste amazing but the effects are banging too!
After I’ve finished what I thought was a very special joint indeed my head feels totally battered! I can’t believe it! I can’t believe that this one joint has totally destroyed all the pain throughout my body whilst tasting biblically delicious and then, beating my head like it’s been slapped by a big wet fish! 10-15 mins later and the stone has intensified a bit more and I’m like this is brilliant, not only is this bud great to look at, it’s one of THE MOST odiferous smells in a minute, the taste is out of this world - like seriously, a truly skilled hand grew this bud.
The high was seriously potent and it came on fast while toking on the joint,
I love being able to get weed like this that is the whole package , it’s a truly very rare bit of bud that for me is probably and it pains me to say this, BUT, I think this bud tops my current number one bud so far, super orange glue. Super orange glue was also from DIUK so major props to them for offering these fantastic products.
I’ve had some pretty amazing bud over the last month or so and feel blessed for the amazing bud offerings, but this goes straight to the top of my favourites list.
This really is super potent weed that looks gorgeous, smells fantastic, smokes and tastes divine and gives you a monster strong high that lasts and lasts and leaves you foggy headed.
This statement comes from a guy who needs to smoke a shit ton of weed to get on top of his medical needs, to smoke one joint and be half baked only a little way down and to be totally baked and then some after I had finished it. Although I did notice that the high did intensify after about 10-15 mins after finishing the joint.
I need to try and buy as much as I can cus it’s that damn good.
Thank you DIUK for getting hold of this beautiful bud it really is the best bit of bud I’ve had and it takes over the number one spot from super orange glue, also from DIUK. They have been bringing the fire since I discovered them. Highly recommended and will be keeping my eyes peeled for their incoming lineups.
Just of note:
Disclaimer to say that this is a reflection and honest review of a beautiful product I had from DIUK. I am not being paid to write this review by any party and the above review reflects my personal views and opinions.
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