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- Super Strawberry Haze
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- Zombie Stick preroll
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EXCLUSIVELY SOURCED FOR THE CALISHATTERVALLEY UK TEAM FROM A INDEPENDENT FARMER ACROSS THE RIF MOUNTAINS. THIS HASH IS COLLECTED WITH THE FINEST SIEVE USED IN THERE FACTORY AND WE CAN ASSURE YOU TOP SHELF PRODUCT. WE KNOW THE BLUE CITY AND SURROUNDING AREAS WELL AND EVEN ON HOME TURF YOU DON’T FIND THIS QUALITY BEING PASSED AROUND, RESERVED FOR THE CONNOISSEURS.
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When this beast entered a cannabinoid testing lab, it showed results of approximately 24% THC. It’s the potent amount one would expect from any cannabis strain that is the child of Gorilla Glue 4. The second parent is an award-winning strain called Zkittlez. Gorilla Zkittlez exudes fruity fragrances, inspiring cannabis enthusiasts with intense power. It’s an indica-dominant strain that induces nice and cozy feelings of relaxation.
Enter my Select Co-op representative to save the day. After going through the menu, I told my guy I was intrigued by the Granddaddy Diesel but was scared it would couch-lock me indefinitely…He laughed and definitively said…”Get it”! He never steers me wrong so here we go. I will start with the appearance and smell. If you can get THC effects from sight alone Granddaddy Diesel would give it to you. There are deep shades of purple with hues of blue radiating through the bud structure. It has shining trichromes all over like someone sprinkled sugar frosting on it. As you break it apart a cornucopia of scents overwhelm from grapes, lavenders, pines, slight skunk scents combining to create beauty. Now to use it…
The taste is a strong grape fruit flavor with a hint of the diesel dankness on the back end. I recognize and enjoy the Granddaddy Purp taste that dominates this strain. The strong body relaxation is also familiar and oh so enjoyable. I am definitely couch chilling. I am not couch-locked though. My mind is clear and not foggy or heavy, yet my body is like being wrapped in a warm blanket. This is chill for daytime use if you are clear you want to chill. I wouldn’t hit this before a workout but to make breakfast and listen to an audiobook or enjoy some tunes is pleasantly enhanced by Granddaddy Diesel…Grand DD for sure!
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White Tahoe Cookies is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing The White X Tahoe OG X an unknown Girl Scout Cookies cut. White Tahoe Cookies has a gorgeous appearance, with deep olive rounded nuggets accented by purple undertones and dark amber hairs. Each little nug is completely and totally covered with tiny white crystal trichomes that look slightly purple in the right light. As you break apart each glittery little nug, aromas of earthy hash and nutty citrus are released. The flavor is very sweet, with tastes of tree fruit and herbs accented by a spicy earthy effect upon exhale. The White Tahoe Cookies high comes almost immediately after your first toke, filling you with euphoria that infuses your mind with pure creativity. As your mind soars to new heights, a relaxing body buzz will soon wash over you, leaving you tingly, giggly, and slightly aroused This effect soon turns sedative, lulling you into a sleepy, unfocused state that can last for hours without relief. Thanks to these effects and its high THC level, White Tahoe Cookies is said to be perfect for treating insomnia, loss of appetite, nausea, chronic pain, and inflammation.
Lebanese is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing an unknown combination of strains that originate from Lebanon. Although the true heritage of this hash has been lost to age-old breeder secrecy, this hash is still heavily sought after for its classic effects and delicious flavor. The Lebanese high starts with a slow build that continues to grow and grow, until it reaches a potency that can easily overwhelm you if you’re not experienced. You’ll feel a heady onset with an increase in creativity before the high launches into your body, leaving you totally stoned and hopelessly sedated before dropping you off into a long and peaceful sleep. In combination with its super high 24-25% average THC level, these effects give Lebanese an edge in treating conditions such as chronic stress, ADD or ADHD, depression, and migraines or headaches.
This is a high quality Lebanese-made AAAA hash product.
Northern Lights stands among the most famous strains of all time, a pure indica cherished for its resinous buds, fast flowering, and resilience during growth. Itself a descendant of indigenous Afghani and Thai landrace strains, Northern Lights has given rise to famous hybrids like Shiva Skunk and Super Silver Haze. Rumor has it that Northern Lights first sprouted near Seattle, Washington, but was propagated out of Holland after 1985 at what is now Sensi Seeds.
Pungently sweet, spicy aromas radiate from the crystal-coated buds, which sometimes reveal themselves in hues of purple. Northern Lights’ psychoactive effects settle in firmly throughout the body, relaxing muscles and pacifying the mind in dreamy euphoria. Comfortable laziness allows patients to relieve pain and sleeplessness, while its mellow contentment roots out depression and stress.