Hi welcome to my swamp! Here in the land of far far away, im the GREEN ogre. Me, Fiona, donkey, puss in boots deliver weed across the UK. We offer some of the best and affordable swamp herb around.
Wether you are looking for a bag of stinky, crystally swamp weed or some eye ball stew (Edibles) we have every thing you need to visit fairy land.
Donkey and dragon fly your swamp weed from far far away to your doorstep with FREE 1st class UK Weed delivery (1-4days).
Puss in boots is head of security, responsible for packaging, he ensures that your swamp weed is packaged stealthily and discreetly. So that you don't feel like lord Farquad (left short).
All our edibles are made using only high quality and magical ingredients, ensuring a mouth watering treat(even for ogres).
Our first rate communication makes sure that even the 3 blind mice know where the ball is. Begin your adventure today and let Shrekage29 take you to your own fairy tale!
Note:we give our dragon a rest over the weekend (so her and donkey get some quality time) all orders processed monday. In the rare chance of misplaced packages, we will send reship on case by case.(dragon gets told don't eat packages) Should you have any issues please contact our team!
Dark brown exterior with creamy coloured interior.
The ash is almost pure white.
The perfect treat to unwind with after a hard day adventuring!
Uk only shipping
1-4days 1st class royal mail.
All items sent in descreet and stealthy packaging.
It has low level of THC and is a mellow buzz.
This is ideal for people that want to take the edge off but still want to be constructive.
Great value for money.
dry dark brownish buds.
Our Albanio Green monster weed is for people who are looking for a quality, affordable, alternative to artificially grown weed.
This sativa is organically grown, outdoor weed. Looks OK smokes OK. You will find this herb in donkeys blunts.
Jamaican is a 100% pure sativa landrace strain native to the country of Jamaica. This bud is favorite thanks to its classic cerebra high boasting an average 8-13% THC level, and delicious traditional flavor. Although the exact effects and potency of Jamaican depend on breeder practices.
This is classic jamacian brickweed, looks unappealing, but is ok for day time smoke. Budget price!
Many people use RSO recreationally to get high due to the high THC content.
RSO differs from a lot of other cannabis oils because it contains higher levels of tetrahydrocannabinol (THC).
THC content 600 - 700mg/ml
CBD content 200 - 400mg/ml
Comes in easy store pot. We may send as a syringe if we have availible