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Hi welcome to my swamp! Here in the land of far far away, im the GREEN ogre. Me, Fiona, donkey, puss in boots deliver weed UK wide. We offer some of the best and affordable swamp herb around. 

Wether you are looking for a bag of stinky, crystally swamp weed or some eye ball stew (Edibles) we have every thing you need to visit fairy land.

We stock magic mushrooms and other natural psychedelic products, enjoy your fairy tale trip

Donkey and dragon fly your swamp weed from far far away to your doorstep with FREE 1st class UK Weed delivery (1-4days).

Puss in boots is head of security, responsible for packaging, he ensures that your cannabis products are packaged stealthily and discreetly. So that you don't feel like lord Farquad (left short).

All our edibles are made using only high quality marijuana concentrates and magical ingredients, ensuring a mouth watering treat(even for ogres). 

Our first rate communication makes sure that even the 3 blind mice know where the ball is. Begin your adventure today and let Shrekage29 deliver cannabis across UK and take you to your own fairy tale!

Note:we give our dragon a rest over the weekend (so her and donkey get some quality time) all orders processed monday. In the rare chance of misplaced packages, we will send reship on case by case.(dragon gets told don't eat packages) Should you have any issues please contact our team!

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This aint no swamp mud, this Moroccan Cream is a hash lover's dream. This exclusive swamp hash is an Indica-based product, created from a spring crop in Africa. This results in a very potent hash with ideal medicinal properties. This hash has a soft, desirable texture with a spicy and creamy flavor.
Dark brown exterior with creamy coloured interior.
The ash is almost pure white.
The perfect treat to unwind with after a hard day adventuring!
Uk only weed delivery.
1-4days 1st class royal mail.
All items sent in descreet and stealthy packaging.
$40.00 BTC0.0047 Cream hash 1 8th
$78.00 BTC0.0091 Cream hash 1 Quarter
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Albanio Green Monster - Outdoor Sativa grade B/C Albanio weed is a naturally outdoor grown weed.

It has low level of THC and is a mellow buzz.

This is ideal for people that want to take the edge off but still want to be constructive.

Great value for money.

dry dark brownish buds.
Our Albanio Green monster weed is for people who are looking for a quality, affordable, alternative to artificially grown weed.

This sativa is organically grown, outdoor weed. Looks OK smokes OK. You will find this herb in donkeys blunts.
$14.75 BTC0.0018 Outdoor Sativa 1 Single g
$37.00 BTC0.0043 Outdoor sativa 1 8th
$65.50 BTC0.0076 Outdoor sativa 1 quarter
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This ogre likes chillin in a mud bath toking on this.
Jamaican is a 100% pure sativa landrace strain native to the country of Jamaica. This bud is favorite thanks to its classic cerebra high boasting an average 8-13% THC level, and delicious traditional flavor. Although the exact effects and potency of Jamaican depend on breeder practices.

This is classic jamacian brickweed, looks unappealing, but is ok for day time smoke. Budget price!
$28.00 BTC0.0033 Budget Jamaican Brick 1 8th
$50.00 BTC0.0058 Budget Jamaican Brick 1 quarter
$94.00 BTC0.0109 Budget Jamaican Brick 1 half oz
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Rick Simpson oil (RSO) is a type of medical cannabis oil typically made from the indica cannabis strain. Proponents of the oil believe that ingesting the oil or applying it to the skin can have medicinal benefits, like lowering blood pressure or alleviating certain illnesses.
Many people use RSO recreationally to get high due to the high THC content.
RSO differs from a lot of other cannabis oils because it contains higher levels of tetrahydrocannabinol (THC)

Comes in easy store pot. We may send as a syringe if we have availible
$36.50 BTC0.0043 RSO 1 1ml
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10/10 Sour Diesel - Dutch import - Free UK delivery!
rated today took 2 days to arrive
10/10 Sour Diesel - Dutch import - Free UK delivery!
rated 1 day ago   took 1 day to arrive edited 20 jan 20
10/10 Sour Diesel - Dutch import - Free UK delivery!
rated 1 day ago   took 1 day to arrive edited 20 jan 20
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