You sound like you’re new to ordering online. They genuinely have pre-recorded messages because it saves time when answering generic questions.

Another thing, if you’re ordering illegal things don’t ring up your post office asking where it is.

from my own personal experience with TGT I give them a big thumbs up, I made my first ever order on here and I fucked up by switching tabs when sending payment, the order didn’t register on here at all but money was sent. After trying to explain my situation with them With no order to my name they could have easily just ignored me And took the coin with no chance of me getting my money back as no order had registered. But no these guys were Very decent with their replies and sorted me out With what is the best hash I have ever had (banana Kush)! for their honesty To a newbie they gained my trust and I will definitely recommend them.

I’ve ordered from these guys twice now, both without any problems. I’ve had an issue with another seller on here resulting in a full refund. I found TGT to be on the level. Very quick service for me. I have had a thieving postie in our area though so maybe that’s something to consider?

MEA CULPA
These guys are good at communicating and finding a solution. My only guess is that the parcel did not go through because shit happens sometimes and that’s life. Maybe I am just stingy and didn’t want to spend a fortune on 1st class mail which I will do from now on.
Life is too short to be mad. Peace and Love

My first order went well with them and I’ve never received the second and they don’t give a fuck so never going to order again ... I don’t know why they choose to scam some customers and others not.

That doesnt reconcile at all with my experience. Myself, and three of my friends have all ordered from tgt over the last couple of months - probably over a dozen orders each - and none of us have had an issue, not in the product, the delivery, or the stealth. To the point where, despite being more pricey than other sources, none of us would look elsewhere, at the moment.

Currently having a similar problem with them. Have ordered before and everything was perfect, now they’re bullshitting me and haven’t even sent my order. Really disappointed

We shoulf check their pattern to scam people, my theory is that they will send you the first order to create trust and then they won’t send you shit unless you choose the 1st class mail. I am sure that all the people who don’t receive anything are the ones who choose regular post.you cannot track it and they are clear on their page that these customers don’t get a refund.

They've always delivered for me. really nice hash too

Complete opposite of my experience with them tbh. Think it's a bit much to call them scammers when they clearly have delivered 1000s of packages and have many happy customers. It's the risk we take with this that something can go wrong in delivery. Why steal 80 of someone who would spend more in the long run, its counter intuitive

Did you try to message the trans whatever people?

Best of luck in getting a resolution.

I must say my experience with TGT is excellent and ongoing.

Difficult to square with my experience of TGT. I recently drew attention to a small issue with a purchase Yesterday I received a very pleasing gift as a gesture of goodwill. Thank you TGT. I can't deny your experience, Lupas. Perhaps it may yet be resolved. "What do I do?" Score from one of the other vendors. I have dealt with four on Littlebiggy and every one has been spot on. I got ripped off by kushfarm.com before I found this one. £170.00 to Pablo in Mexico by cash transfer, then I'm told £250.00 for insurance to Sergei in Russia. I quit while I was behind.

I am loyal customer.
Top notch survice. Others can be cheaper that is only difderence.
Anything i order has taken 6 working days or less

Never had a problem with TGT - all my orders have gotten to me eventually :)

Yeh... no. These guys are awesome, I was terrified about being ripped off the first time I ordered. I'd never tried anything like this before. But I've now had multiple orders and not a single issue, always a fast service (and I've only ever used 1st class royal mail, not even special delivery), always good quality, and they always keep everything updated. Whatever issue you're having, it definitely is NOT because these guys are "scammers". Anyone else reading this would is worried about ordering, I would highly recommend the Green Team, please note the extensive positive reviews and don't worry at all!

Yeah these guys were my first experience buying online and I was obviously nervous. Took a couple of days longer than expected to arrive, but the post has been delayed because of the pandemic. Order did arrive exactly as advertised, and I just ordered from them again (their THC gummy bears... can't wait). I'm certain they aren't scammers.

I had an order with them and they sent me some shitty scat, wont be using them again.

Doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out that theyre making hash and selling the rinsed bud.

Seriously, i have bought HUNDREDS of times of TGT.. they have always sent my stuff, never lost 1! The post right now is f**ked! If you start telling lies about them, then expect to never be able to buy off that seller again, you are ruining something trulely great for yourself here! (THT have some banging weed)

I just waited two weeks for my oz of purple dawg to show ¹st class, even next days are taking 3 4 + days.. just be patient, and stop your slanderous words! They likely recieve HUNDREDS of mssgs a day, and most vendors dont give you tracking because then you would know where they do there drops and could very well drive there and rob them!.. it would be stupid for them to put themselves at risk.. if it doesnt get signed delivered by RM then you will get your money back thru escrow!!

They have my hash and my money.

All we all know the green team are not scammers but this person who has been here less than a month is the scammer.

My reship came today. Have faith guys I waited nearly
A month.

I ordered on the 4th of April and eventually had to settle for a 50% refund(technically 36%). Not sure who to believe but it does feel like I’ve been scammed because I have order from various other sellers and never had a problem

I love TGT

Postage is a bit pricey but you can’t beat them on range and quality at the moment

I've been waiting for my Ghost Train for almost 4 weeks now, but I honestly don't think I've been scammed. My previous order from TGT, which I made only a week before my current order, came through just fine.

I don't know if the package has been lost, intercepted, or just plain dumped by RM. Maybe some crafty sod in the sorting office took a chance and got lucky. I don't know. But whatever the case, it's not TGT's fault.

I'm quite new to tgt and this site but 3 orders deep now all different sizes and strains and I've never had a problem always good coms from tgt I honestly cannot recommend them enough I'm nervous to go to another vendor because these guys have been on point everytime I hope people don't get scared away by 1 bad review ?

im sorry u didnt get your package. my experience with tgt has always been positive. always got packages quickly, even first class. hope u get urs soon but they are not scammers.

TGT are a top vendor. Every parcel I've had from them has arrived safe, stealthy and fast. Bar one that took 5 days but given the current global situation thats to be expected and was no fault of TGT anyway. I get the frustration, however TGT cannot be blamed if one of the hundreds of parcels they've sent didn't arrive. I can assure you and anyone else doubting that they are one of the best.
Also has your postie seemed in a good mood lately?

Iv only started ordering last week and all my first 3 orders are from tgt next day delivery and all came next day so im very happy with the service

The reality is, is that TGT are one of the most reputable and trustworthy vendors on here and have been here long enough and have enough positive reviews for anybody to see that. Not every package makes it to it's destination, that's just the risk involved. Having said thay, delays are crazy at the moment, particularly for outside UK so maybe just give it some time before trying to drag someone's name through the mud. This has been happening alot on LB lately and all these posts are starting to become annoying.

I genuinely do hope your stuff shows up mate but for whatever it's worth I've dealt with TGT and they've been nothing but nice. Catch more flies with honey and all that...

Been waiting for 3 weeks for mine but yesterday they offered a reship with ndd so will let you no if that comes

Is it 50% reship? Hopefully something will finally land for you.
Eventually. It won’t come now till Monday mind. If sent today.
Day 18 for me.

100% RESHIP which arrived today

You got 100% reship? Atleast one of us has received something. Gives me hope

Yes mate

Thanks! God luck!

I've used TGT and they were golden, I think running to post 'THEY'RE SCAMMERS' on a public forum is not a very thought out knee jerk reaction and really unfair to say the least.

How long have you actually been waiting because some of my parcels, here and elsewhere have taken up to 3 weeks sometimes due to Covid.

I really hope this is not the case. I've placed an order for 7g. The tracking number situation is everyone at present not just these guys. Royal mail when you type tracking numbers in ain't showing a lot of the time because royal mail are behind.

I can confirm this because I ordered something not off LB and the tracking wouldn't work.

How long have you been waiting?

Day 18 for me mate. Good luck you need it lol. Iv had 12 orders come through since placing my order of 7g with them. Most first class. So I don’t understand. I too have had bad tracking from other things. But they arrived a day or two late. Not 15 days. Iv lost all hope tbh. They aren’t scammers but there’s a weak link in their chain somewhere.

Any customers from EU, if your parcel hasn't showed after 7 days message us and we will track it for you.

If there is an issue with address like in MR LUPAS case or it is stuck for some reason we can share the tracking so it can be resolved by yourselves with the delivery office.

Some EU parcels take a long time to update, some only update after they leave they UK when they are out for delivery in the EU destination, this can take 1-2 weeks depending on location.

I’ve only bought off them a few times and I must say they were great in my experience.

I'm in the UK, what about me?

Many thanks for my RESHIP green team. Smells pukka bud but just a little squished mate but can deal with that. Many thanks again

You made those numbers up ( total guess) !!

Clever boy you worked out what total guess means :) have a Scooby snack

Urrgh, clever enough not to make up numbers.

I’m don’t use TGT as much as some on here but everything I have had off them was superb and got to me super quick. It’s obvious the post is fucked. Tell me which public service isn’t fucked right now - cut them a break or order elsewhere. Why try to slander someone when it’s quite obvious from the thousands and thousands of happy reviews on their page that they are a reputable and trust worthy vendor. Quite honestly you and a load of others on here are talking shit bashing them cos a few parcels are taking ages to come through. Sound like a bunch of bitches right now

Pulling figures out of your arse mate.

Yes that’s what a total guess is !!! Want a blue Peter badge :)

Bad guess mate, people are really enjoying putting us down atm..

We have posted over 1300 parcels this month on LB alone and have had issues with a handful recently, this has made everyone turn on us and say we are not doing our job right.

What about the other 1000+ deliveries and 10/10 reviews we get they don't count, I guess people only want to see the bad side of things. No consideration for the weird times that we are living in that makes our job more difficult.

Any customer that has had any issue we have resolved it, we have never and will never scam anyone!

Anyways, will leave everyone to make up their minds for themselves, either read the negative comments of the few, or the great reviews of many.

I trust you guys, I just want my package please

I wasn’t trying to call you out mate I have just seen a hell of a lot of people say they haven’t received your parcels and if somebody new on here questions this I can only give my honest opinion !! I personally wouldn’t order from you just because of this but each to their own :)

1300 parcels a month. So we're talking around 2500 parcels TGT have sent out let's just say in the "7-8 weeks" you have heard about 10-15 parcels going missing.

I would say that is a pretty high success rate especially given the shit we are in right now. Even 25 parcels is only 1% missing. 10-15 parcels is 0.5 percent loss. Nice guess.

Yes so my guess was wrong I’ve said this !! Maybe I shouldn’t have put a figure cos that’s got you all hard ons :) i clearly stated oroginally this was a total guess and I wasn’t stating facts !!

nobody wants to
1 - wait for their pack - but hey it happens right
2 - have to chase you down - but ok busy i guess
3 - get half back what they paid - fucking disgusting

if you've got so much business then you can afford to stand behind your product. the escrow system protects you from dodgy claims so you really have no risk, instead you leave everyone with a bad taste.

you are shooting yourself in the foot with this darknet mentality start acting like a real bigga on this and everyone wins.

I have used TGT a few times and they have always delivered. its possibly longer waiting times due to lockdown restrictions. hold tight and I'm sure itll arrive =)

We have given you tracking updates like we do with all other customer that order from EU.

Calling us scammers is just not fair now is it, if we have sent the parcel and can provide proof of this, how does that make us scammers?

Help me next

I have spoken to other LB users and you have copied the exact same response in many cases.

How strange that all the orders have arrived to me except yours indicating the same address.

How strange that it has happened to more LB users just with you.

THATS WEIRD

You have to take that up with your postal system mate.

You guys will handle my issue soon, I just know it.

Bots?

Wild imagination lol

my thoughts exactly

what a header

Some people aren’t allowed out for a reason then they get on the internet and have a platform to spread their delusions

lol

I know who you are:

smee == TGT

TRUE

I wish I was TGT :D

I’ve seen you be called every vendor on here bro fucking hell :) :)

Yeah its an ongoing thing

I’m like Howard Marks to some people or something it’s ridiculous lol

“FACEPALM”

Just call me Mr Nice fs lol

Sure if it diverts attention away from the vendors and keeps everybody on their toes then it’s at least a contribution lol

I agree mate to be honest I think a lot of people have multiple profiles and 9/10 it will be the ones accusing you of it :)

Probably lol

Let them, it’s slightly entertaining I’ll admit it gives me a chuckle and I’m sure the others who I am accused of being gets a laugh too

Your Keyser Soze aint ya :-)

lol

Smee, you’re always being accused of being someone else. You must have one of those faces :)

lol I know fs hahaha

It wouldn’t make much economical sense to buy my own product with the fee’s and what, think about it

But you probably can’t see how many buys I have under my belt

Feel free to check my home page mate... I posted an article (two actually) which help explain why there's a huge hash drought atm.

I buy all over the dark web and can tell you everywhere has a drought. I've hoovered up just about everything I can my hands on for now so I can see out the drought (got about 5 oz in storage)
But I only know one uk supplier who has decent hash atm, and that's because it got listed yesterday - I have 1/2 oz of that on its way, but as stocks are low, he wont allow to buy anymore. I hope it gets back to normal soon - in the meantime, there are very nice buds about!

Nothing much at all coming in after all encrow busts, now 99% is just local or UK produce or what came in before.

What’s encrow busts?

Sorry, didn't understand your question?

When I lived in Madrid all these eggs came in through the Spanish enclaves in Morocco. They are made in Morocco, ingested and walked across the border into Melilla and Ceuta. They then get the ferry over to mainland Spain. As Melilla and Ceuta are Spanish territories there is no searches/scans on the ferries. Done it myself (the ferry ride, not smuggling). The smoke shop I frequented in Madrid refused any egg shaped hash. His point was "if you're producing it in large quantities for sale, making small eggs is pointless unless the point is to be ingested".

How are you supposed to spot that in a turd?!

Just read the first review and I am still chuckling to myself, Brilliant. I WANT SOME!!!

Hahahahahaha both reviews say its smells like shit!!!

Haha " my stash box smells pooey" that's lifting lol

110% been up some poor fuckers arse haha, Props to vendor though trying to play it down, cute x

Need to educate your self on the matter if you really think that.
Especially when we order directly, there is no need to swallow and then shit these out...Totally outdated information.
Not sure whether you are aware but all airports have scanners to check for these things, hence these are all sent vaccum sealed and posted directly.

Please read my post below,

No these have not been in somesones anus, however funny that sounds. ( I believe you could fit around 100 eggs via the condom and swallow method, the great task of fishing the fuckers out of your shit then awaits you)

The ones you speak of are El Culero aka butt hash. But that method of transportation is widely outdated with the use of vacuum sealing technology and other methods of transportation.

thank god the days of booty hash are nearly done!

Speak for yourself bro, there goes my Friday nights!

When I lived in Spain, I used to get top quality Moroccan hashish. My Spanish mate used to tell me never to touch the cling film... Looked just like that... Ooof!

lol, doubt it if he's drop shipping from spain, unless maybe the courier comes with the egg? ahaha

This made me laugh! Can you imagine some Spanish guy knocks on you door with delivery, just needs to use toilet first!

To be honest it looks like amazing hash! Bit out of my price range at the moment

ahaahahahaahah, si senior numero dos!

comedy gold!

Paahaha!

Your local Royal Mail office will provide a "Keep Safe" service. You'll have to do it online.
Thank me later
Regards

If you were talking big quantity theres always the option to rent a PO BOX from the Royal Mail.

For personal though its likely too expensive.

Best suggestion is just catching the postie before anyone else, or if youve got a nearby friend who can pass it on (2 metres away ) :-)

Only way I could think would be to use a courier, and choose the option to collect from your nearest depot, I know Parcelforce do this.

But I’d say that’s probably a bit much to ask of a vendor in my opinion.

Alternatively could you not avail of the great weather and wait outside your home and incept the mail as it’s delivered?

Good luck though!

I’m sure if you spoke to the vendor and paid a little more they would come up with something inventive to keep your nosey parents none the wiser. I’ve had bud turn up in the back of a trio of golf balls before

Good way of looking at the problem

Usually the stealth is so good here even if they opened it it’s not obvious what it is ;-)

Could you possibly smack your folks round the face and tell them to stop opening your post ?

I'm in the same situation. Is it really that obvious what's in the package? It shouldn't be because it will be handled by the postman, who should remain oblivious about what he's delivering. My folks are very unlikely to open something that's addressed to me and I guess you could always make up some stuff about guitar strings or something that applies to you.

A trusted friend?

Order to an amazon locker mate ;)

Hmmm, I didn't realise you can send things to an Amazon locker if your not shopping from amazon?

You can’t, he’s tripping

Were hallucinating mate XD