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Exodus Cheese..... the myth... the fucking legend! Forget your fruity Cali's... Bollocks to that, if we are gonna create some weed in the UK its got to smell of feet obvs...


This grow courtesy of Greenhouse Seeds Co, the only original Exodus Cheese we could find. Looking like late December for this to be ready but be excited...


Lets all be lazy cunts now and copy and paste some shit off the net: Generally known as simply “Cheese” or “UK Cheese,” Exodus Cheese is the original clone-only strain that originated in Southern England sometime during the late 1980s or early 90s. Said to be grown from a packet of Sensi Seeds Skunk #1, it is known for its high yields, potency and distinct, overwhelmingly strong cheese-like odor. Though the identity of the original grower is still debated, at some point in the early 90s the cannabis lifestyle activists based in Luton calling themselves Exodus acquired some clones of Cheese and from there it rapidly became one of the most popular and sought after varieties in the UK. Since then many breeders have created seed lines using Cheese, while the original clone is still found in grow rooms around the globe.

OK guys, we are all out of Purple Haze and about to unleash the last of the Gorilla Glue 4 but we thought we would let you know that we are germinating the EXODUS CHEESE you have all been waiting for. Christmas might be Covid cancelled (fucking fine by us!) but the CHEESE board is not. We are seriously excited. *love Partridge*

This second crop is mesmerising. We got a small run with 2g tasters of legendary strain Purple Haze being listed later in the week for shipping Monday 5th Oct. Watch out for a listing date and time to be in with a shout. Our stuff flies out as it is a small artisan grow op. We nurture every last bud, dry trim and cured for 3 weeks minimum. We weight 10pc over to cover stalkage and as always give free first class mail with next working day despatch

We thought our lovely haze was nice and the reviews speak for themselves, thank you all for supporting a new small vendor. Naturally following the success we want to increase output and we are working to do so and will make the Purple Haze a repeat grow. We have another limited Haze batch coming through in a few weeks but in the meantime we have some Gorilla Glue 4 and Cheesecake ready any day.

Our second crop for you Biggas and a new strain for us (we took many years out of the game!) and we cannot believe what we missed. The scent on this flower is truly one of the nicest, most pungent aromas we have encountered.... and we have met one or two like. GG4 is a potent hybrid strain that delivers heavy-handed euphoria and relaxation, leaving you feeling “glued” to the couch. Its chunky, resin-covered buds fill the room with pungent earthy, fuel and sour aromas inherited from its parent strains. We (obviously) try all our product and whilst the GG4 is not quite at 3 week cure, it is smoking lovely already..... Standard 'ere is to test this on the "old ball and chain" for a breakfast wake up and she's just told me she can't actually see.... so take that as a good'n Haha.... It is a lovely clean smoke (organic grow), beautiful scent and a hard hitting long lasting high. Sample packs will be listed towards the end of the week as they will not go out until the cure is complete. Be excited Biggas.

Really nice tester landed today,super stealthy n got here fast.
Sharp on the nose almost minty it's so fresh,tastes lovely too.
Nice energetic high...great work smoke for me :-)
Cheers guys I'll keep an eye on your page

A bit of excitement around this retro classic and here is a first glimpse of some manicured bud ready to be dried and cured! This is not long off people and it smells SWEET!

Limited stock on first run. This is really really nice. Don't want to oversell and lot of interest so will list at 7pm tonight in 2g taster packs, usual free 1st class mail

OK I stuck 'er indoors back in the kitchen, where she belongs (joking - not joking haha) and after a couple of back handers she changed up the recipe to firm them up. This is going to be the last batch of GG4 single strain toffees for a little while....... 25mg per toffee here and a really nice high. We hope you enjoy cos we fucking love them haha!

Cos they were free dickhead......

Thanks Biggas you guys helped us out and hopefully we helped some of you out with some great value edibles! Think we have got to grips with the processes a little, though still no idea how to send a bastard refund haha.

We sold out rapid - but fear not, we have more offers coming whilst our buds cure. Be sure to check out the hemp wicks....any bong smoker who has not tried these needs to!

We will get some grow pics on for you guys too.

Many thanks
X

Ok biggas, our retro and classic strain rebirth starts with Purple Haze. Trimmed and cured to perfection these buds are something special. Limited stocks on this first run (don't worry - more is coming!) and a lot of interest. We want as many people to get a snifter as possible so this first lot is going out in 2g tasters (free P&P). Listing going live this weekend.

After the excitement around some retro strains and our Purple Haze which gets listed this weekend.... we have acquired seeds for a future grow of the original Exodus Cheese....... a mid THC, sticky classic...... this is a bit off guys, we gotta grow the cunts first but who is interested?

Naturally preparing our first grow for you guys we were (understandably) nervous as our first crop (Purple Haze) dried and cured....... "What if it's wank"...... YEP it fucking ain't.

This is what an organic burn looks like guys..... pure white.

This stuff is not fully cured yet and we won't put it out until it is optimal and we think mid month; but to assure you guys that we have given this a run out and Christ this smokes so clean and hits hard!

For our first flower offering on here we could not be happier and more excited to share this artisan flower with you guys. If there is an appetite we can take pre-orders with a despatch date of 10-14 days.

Right, be quick, we have just TWO! packs of the Gorilla Glue toffees left and as a bit of a fuck it (we've all had a few) we will stick 5 free hemp wicks in.... QUICK

Our toffees have been a hit and what started out as a test of the systems has turned into a full scale homecook operation! Our lass is tied to the cooker, as she should be (joke!) Ha....

Anyway enough waffle..... Our Purple Haze is curing and the toffees we made from smaller bud went down a treat.... We have chopped our Gorilla Glue 4 and toffees from this legendary strain are being cooked as we speak. They should be special.

PURPLE HAZE edibles.... in toffee form...... limited quantities of these bad boys... Tasty and strong as fuck.

After the success of our first run we are going to be offering MORE toffees and MORE flavours over the coming weeks..... Something special is being prepared from our Purple Haze buds that didn't make that AAA look... sativa edibles.. watch out as quantities will be limited.

What other flavours would people like.... we are going to do some mint toffees next but what about treacle toffee, bonfire toffee..... Ideas welcome.

We are not looking to these for huge returns and as such we will be putting these out at reasonable prices going forwards..... maybe not (almost) free, but not far off!