BIG BEAT MANIFESTO

- PLEASE REMEMBER TO ADJUST FOR FEES WHEN SENDING. I KNOW ITS A PAIN WHEN YOU'RE SHORT ESPECIALLY IF ITS ONLY A FEW QUID BUT MY PRICE IS MY PRICE :). IF ITS SHORT IT WILL LIKELY DELAY YOUR ORDER BEING SENT SAME DAY.

- ON FRIDAY IF YOU'RE GOING TO PAY EXTRA FOR DELIVERY ITS BETTER TO GO WITH SATURDAY GUARANTEED THAN SPECIAL DELIVERY.

- WHEN USING THE MULTIPLE ORDERS OPTION MAKE SURE YOU PAY FOR AT LEAST ONE OPTION. REMEMBER TO CALCULATE THE TOTAL WEIGHT TOO. SO IF YOU ORDER 4 3.5's YOU WOULD SELECT THE 14G DELIVERY OPTION RATHER THAN THE 1-7G.

- PLEASE DON'T USE THE MULTIPLE ORDERS OPTION IF YOU'RE ONLY ORDERING ONE ITEM. ONCE AGAIN THIS WILL DELAY THE SENDING OF YOUR LOVELY PACKAGE.

RONSEAL

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE FUCKING TIN! CUT OFF TIME WILL BE 4PM TODAY. DRAFTED IN EXTRA HELP TO ALLOW THIS TO RUN SMOOTHLY SO GET THOSE ORDERS IN!

He's the magical dude with his endless exotic strains. Order once and you are blissfully attached and drawn back for more.
The insightfulness it provides is immeasurable.
But one is also mindful of the source of this pleasure that 8s the man called Super Hans.
SH thank you for the pleasure bro x

A NICE LIL SATIVA AND INDICA DUO FOR Y'ALL

ITALIAN SODA (SATIVA) - https://littlebiggy.org/link/RAAAFR

BUBBLE KUSH (INDICA) - https://littlebiggy.org/link/OxJDEb

STILL GOT MORE COMING THIS WEEK KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED! STILL ANOTHER 5-6 STRAINS TO COME BEFORE 4/20!

YOU ALL LOVED THE FRITTLEZ AT THE PREVIOUS PRICE SO I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING ADORE IT AT 20% OFF!

https://littlebiggy.org/link/NomrG6

Anybody have any delayed post from SH to Ireland? Was sent around paddy's day (tracked), have messaged SH, yet to hear back (not an issue) just wondering if anyone else has had any delays?

Never Fails to deliver! This vendor is remarkable in every sense. The described is never the description!
YOU NEED TO TRY YOURSELF TO REALIZE THE TRUE EFFECTS OF HIS PRODUCTS:)).....DO TRY MY FRIENDS.

Following a chat with SH I retract my earlier remarks in view of a awful misunderstanding between us. Thankfully all good now:)
Conflicts are a waste of energy to be avoided at all cost. Thank you SH for your understanding SH:) and your expeditious response. Do have a profitable day;)

24 hrs after order placed and several unread messages prior to ordering surely SH should not one get what they asked for instead of a strain you choose? Inexplicable why you would do that when what I requested for when strains in question are priced equally.Hope you will come back to me to discuss.

Tom Ford Pink Kush - https://littlebiggy.org/link/2VkXiw

you are loved it the first time so when I saw my plug had it again I had a grab a whole load :D

SOMETHING HAS COME UP AND WE WON'T BE ABLE TO POST 26TH MARCH. IF YOU SUBMITTED AN ORDER ALREADY THATS GETTING PACKED UP AND WILL BE POSTED REGARDLESS BUT ANYTHING SUBMITTED AFTER I'VE ADDED THE PASSWORD WILL BE SENT MONDAY. APOLOGIES

password is "nofriday"

Terrible customer service. Lies. Unfair treatment. Such a shame that something so great can be so easily ruined by awful vendors like this!

So then.

Superhans appeared on here about 9 months ago. In that time he has delievered, i would guess, about 40 odd strains. With a rotation that would put a lithe eastern european olympic gymnast to shame, he has delivered a consistently diverse, extensive menu.

We saw some crackers appear just before, and just after christmas, - the tom ford, gelonade, and the totally tropical taste of fritz. I keep a record, and score of all the strains i try off here (because i’m a fucking nerd), and Hans had already taken over most of the top 10. Not gonna lie, its skewed heavily in his favour at this point, mostly because i dont often buy from other vendors anymore. Ive now tried 31 strains off here and 19 have been from
Hans (19 of the last 22, in fact). But i digress.

This time around, we went for a cheeky little quadrangle of filthy flavours, - Sunset Sherbert, Pink Panties, Pina Acai, and the cherry chocolate gelato. Quite a selection.

Admin wise, hadnt checked biggy for a couple of weeks - saw hans listings, dropped him a message at midnight monday asking him to whack up a custom. By the time i woke up, the custom was up, so purchased at 11.00 tuesday morning. The parcel landed 22 hours later. With hans, this had been standard for me. Only one parcel arrived later than a day, and that was only a couple of days.
Another thing that is standard with Hans is the stealth. To be fair, ive never really had a problem with stealth from any vendors off here, but hans wades in with 5 layers. My wife, an ebay obsessed oddball who sends out loads of stuff weekly, often comments about how well packaged it is (before moaning about me buying more weed). High praise indeed! Crucially, Hans also marks the baggys on multiple orders so know need to play ‘guess the strain’ - somethig. Ive had to do numerous times elsewhere. - little attentions to detail that again, have become standard with this fucker.

Finally, the weight. Never been under with hans. You’re almost dissapponted if the scale lands dead on. This time was similar each bag showing between 5-10% more weightwise, than the respective orders. Maybe hans scales are broke, maybe he believes in customer service, maybe he’s too high to give a fuck - i dont really care! Again, its just standard with him.

First one i went for was the cherry chocolate. Its a really interesting smoke. Broke up nicely - probably wouldnt need a grinder, so a good ‘out and about’ one if you need to roll on the go. Its very smooth, not overpoweringly pungent. Couldnt really taste the cherry, but the chocolate flavour came through surprisingly strongly. Didnt whack me straight in the chops, kind of crept up. I wouldnt say its the strongest thing on the menu, but it definately gets you there. Theres a bit of a bodyload, but not one that slaughters you. Stoneover was more than i expected the next morning mind you. A good solid weed, the interesting flavour boosts it a bit. On its own, probably a 9, and well worth a go, especially if you dont want something thats going to fuck you into next week.

I went for the suunset sherbert next. I didnt find anything particularly distinct about the flavour, but its really nicely cured, dense nuggs, little bit of moistness in there, and again, very smooth on the smoke. Not an instant hit either, but came to the party quicker than the cherry choc. Made my eye twitch for about 10 minutes and then i passed out with dragon quest x1 on the playstation and woke up 8 hours later. We’ll give this a 9, too.

Pina acai came out of the bag next. Im not getting the pineapple here i mumbled to myself, having expecting something similar to the overpowering ‘lilt’ stench of the frittlez. Slightly airier buds on these, not as compact as a lot of hans stuff, ground up lovely. ooh its a nice smoke. Comes on pretty strong, pretty fast, and its in the flavour that the pineapple comes through. Its definately not overpowering, but you can taste it. At one point my wife looked at me and asked me why i was grinning like an idiot. I didnt know. Proper got the gigglepigs for about 30 minutes. Nice sativa high, not a racy one, but pretty ‘active’, the sort thats not going to stop you having your bedtime wank. 10/10.

Pink panties. General rule of thumb with Hans - if it has the word ‘pink’ in the name, its gonna be a banger. This continues that theme. Usual score, dark, dense, stinky nugs, covered in trichs, fluffs up great in a grinder. Of the 4, this one packs the quickest, and probably most powerful punch. Got halfway through joint 1 and had to put it down. Munchies came on strong - ‘large mixed shish kebab please mr kebab man’ - demolished that.
Really bloody smooth as well. Not many do, but this one sent me spinning a bit. Couldnt settle on a game so went for a bit of old school tv - pulled out my dvd of top buzzer and gurned my way through that like ian dowie chewing on a bowl of nettles, whilst getting felt up by dot cotton. Not a pleasant image, but i didnt care at that point. What was i saying again? Exactly. 10/10.

I usually do an update to my rankings and see where the new strains sit. Its all a bit hans friendly at the top now with only elphinstone (tgt) from another vendor making the top 5.

Cherry chocolate 12 (of 31)
Sunset Sherbert 8
Pina Acai 7

Top 5
5) la cake (possibly the strongest ive had off here)
4) pink cookies (a belter, the first major show of intent from hans, he’s gone up a level since)
3) elphinstone (tgt) (fairplay that its sticking in there amongst the hans-ness. Utterly unique)
2)pink panties (unreal)
1) frittlez (just everything you want, plus one of the strongest ‘fruit’ smells and tastes ive ever had in a weed)

Apologies for the novel.

GOD'S GREEN CRACK - https://littlebiggy.org/link/cEIS61

CANDYLAND - https://littlebiggy.org/link/c5ekYJ

LETS FUCKING HAVE IT

CALI AND CANADIAN

SATIVA AND INDICA

YING AND YANG

THIS IS CURRENTLY MY DAYTIME/NIGHT TIME SMOKE SPLIT. YOU GUYS WILL LOVE THESE TWO!

PINA ACAI - https://littlebiggy.org/link/N6k214

SUNSET SHERBET - https://littlebiggy.org/link/Evp7L1

Lovely smoke as per, 10/10. Ordered from Hans a few times now and never had any issues. Always has a great variety of strains to choose from and I regular have trouble deciding what one to go for. Started off with small amounts but after seeing the effort put into ensuring maximum stealth I have no issues ordering larger now. Initially I had a few concerns when using the site but Hans ensured that everything went smoothly and provided excellent customer service in the process. Respect where it’s due mate, keep up the good work.

PINK PANTIES - https://littlebiggy.org/link/tt0Zjk

CCG - https://littlebiggy.org/link/wDA38h

ENJOY!

This is hard to write and is not intended as an excuse. I often ‘lose’ myself in fits of rage. These are particularly severe when I feel I’ve been cheated or have lost out in some way. I then clam down and regret what I’ve said. I admit that I am not well mentally. I haven’t been for some time.

I have relied on underhandedness to address a perceived injustice. This is, ultimately, juvenile. I have made my case on here previously (in topics/posts that I want to, but cannot, delete), so I won’t discuss that here. Instead, I want to apologise to Hans. I was enjoyed, but there’s no proof you’re scamming anyone. I also apologise to the other users that I subjected to cruel and hurtful comments.

I felt cheated. I reacted terribly. I have been, and regularly am, an arsehole. I’m sorry. I accept what comes next whether it be my expulsion from this site, abuse, etc.