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Super Hans
online 2 days ago
joined jul 2020
100+ sales 0.09% disputed
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BIG BEAT MANIFESTO




  1. Big beats are the best
  2. Get high all the time
  3. We will endeavour to send all UK orders confirmed by 11am on the same day.
  4. FUCK BREXIT WE ARE STILL SHIPPING TO OUR EUROPEAN BROTHERS. Non European deliveries on a case by case basis. Message me
  5. If you have a problem with your order you will contact me before making a topic or leaving bad feedback
  6. If you make a mistake during payment and it says "partially paid" then use the tip jar(https://littlebiggy.org/link/B77oyE) to rectify the difference. Same if you mess up postage
  7. If you don't pay postage and do not respond to my messages trying to resolve it I will take off half a g and send
  8. If ordering itnernationally please use the tracked service. They seem to be getting seized far less especially to EU countries. IRELAND AND ITALY ORDERS MUST BE TRACKED OR WILL BE CANCELLED


CURRENT STRAINS



    Small Buds - https://littlebiggy.org/link/0vQ1gt

    Blue Dream - https://littlebiggy.org/link/6mILVh

    Apple Fritters - https://littlebiggy.org/link/KdW77T

    Runtz - https://littlebiggy.org/link/gzUeWv

    Kush Mints - https://littlebiggy.org/link/kZISBD

    Pink Truffles - https://littlebiggy.org/link/Slh6fU

    Zkilato 33 - https://littlebiggy.org/link/myAMBw

    Jungle Cake - https://littlebiggy.org/link/jCDhLz

    Rainbow Runtz - https://littlebiggy.org/link/v9tPmE

    Bacio Gelato - https://littlebiggy.org/link/EC2OEM

    Thin Mint Cookies - https://littlebiggy.org/link/UgKRyE
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BLUEBERRY X HAZE

I FUCKING LOVE THE SMELL OF THIS! NICE TASTE AND AROMA THE BLUEBERRY REALLY COMES THRU. SATIVA EFFECTS I WOULDN'T ROLL ONE TOO FAT IN THE MORN OR IT'LL LEAVE YOU FRIED LATER. BUDS CAME IN COMPRESSED LIKE THE PINK COOKIES, ETC. BUT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH AWAY FROM THE DANKNESS
1 G $19.00 BTC0.00038798
3.5 G $60.00 BTC0.0012252
7 G $115.00 BTC0.0023483
14 g $220.00 BTC0.0044924
28 G $420.00 BTC0.0085764
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COUPLE OF YOU HAVE SAID I SHOULD MAKE A TIP JAR SO HERE WE GO

ALSO FOR ANY POSTAGE PAYMENT FUCK UPS USE THIS LISTING TOO
1 TIP $5.00 BTC0.0001021
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1 CUSTOM $275.00 BTC0.0056155
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CURRENT STRAINS:

might be a potpurri one this time

all i got at the mo
7 G $85.00 BTC0.0017357
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COR BLIMEY! THIS IS GIVING THE 45 A VERY CLOSE RUN FOR ITS MONEY IN TERMS OF APPEARANCE. COULD'VE BEEN IN NUTZ OR ZOO BACK IN THE DAY! USUALLY I FIND CALI HYBRIDS CAN LEAVE ME STONED BUT THIS RUNTZ IS QUITE UPLIFTING AND IS DEFINITELY MORE A HIGH. THIS IS PRETTY EUPHORIC STUFF
1 G $30.00 BTC0.0006126
3.5 G $100.00 BTC0.002042
7 G $190.00 BTC0.0038798
14 G $370.00 BTC0.0075554
28 G $700.00 BTC0.014294
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ANIMAL MINTS X BUBBA KUSH

LOVELY STUFF THIS IS! ITS MARKED AS A HYBRID BUT IN MY OPINION IT LEANS MORE TOWARD THE INDICA SIDE OF THINGS. I WOULD SAY THIS IS THE INDICA LEANING COUNTERPART OF THE MAC 10 IF I HAD TO MAKE A COMPARISON. BUDS ARE TIGHT AND PURPLE AND FROSTY. YOU GET MORE OF THE ANIMAL MINTS THAN THE BUBBA IN THE TASTE AND SMELL WITH A SLIGHTLY SWEET TWIST. THIS ONE IS ALSO A CREEPER, DIDN'T PUT ME ON MY ARSE IMMEDIATELY BUT ONCE I CAME INSIDE I REALISED I WAS STONED AS FUCK AND A LIL LATER I PASSED OUT ON THE SOFA. JUST GOT THAT RIGHT AMOUNT OF "STICK" STILL WHERE THE FLAVOUR COMES THROUGH MORE IN A SPLIFF THAN IF IT WAS TOTALLY DRY BUT IT ISN'T BY ANY MEANS IN WET OR TOO STICKY. FOR THE PICKIER ONES AMONG YOU I THINK YOU WILL APRECIATE WHAT I MEAN.
1 G $20.00 BTC0.0004084
3.5 G $65.00 BTC0.0013273
7 G $120.00 BTC0.0024504
14 G $240.00 BTC0.0049008
28 G $450.00 BTC0.009189
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YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS WHEN SUPER HANS COMES THROUGH WITH ANY STRAIN STARTING WITH "PINK" AND THIS ONE IS NO EXCEPTION! SMELL IS FLORAL AND SWEET KINDA WHAT YOU WOULD EXPECT FROM A TRUFFLEZ STRAIN. BITS OF PURPLE ARE THROUGH THE BUD ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU OPEN THEM, YOU'LL BE GREETED BY BEAUTIFUL HUES OF PINK AND PURPLE. I GUESS THATS WHERE THE NAME COMES FROM LOL. THIS STUFF IS PRETTY STRONG GUYS. WAKED AND BAKED WITH A VERY THIN SPLIFF AND I WENT STRAIGHT BACK TO SLEEP, THE INDICA CREDENTIALS ARE SOLID. THIS STILLS THE MIND PRETTY WELL SO I DON'T THINK THE SATIVA EFFECTS ARE TOO STRONG ALTHOUGH YOU DO GET THE TRADITIONAL PRESSURE AROUND THE HEAD ASSOCIATED WITH SATIVAS HOWEVER I DON'T THINK THIS AT ALL TAKES AWAY FROM THIS BEING A SLEEP AID. IF I HAD TO COMPARE IT TO ANY STRAIN I'VE LISTED THIS IT IS ALMOST INDISTINGUISHABLE IN EFFECTS FROM THE MOCHI GELATO A FEW MONTHS BACK.
1 G $27.00 BTC0.00055134
3.5 G $88.00 BTC0.00179696
7 G $175.00 BTC0.0035735
14 G $340.00 BTC0.0069428
28 G $600.00 BTC0.012252
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OIOI HANS LISTING A SATIVA WHATS GOING ON HERE YOU ASK?! WELL YOU'LL BE GLAD I DID AS THIS APPLE CANDY SMELLING SATIVA IS ONE OF THE BEST AROUND. EXPECT AN EVENING FULL OF SNACKS AND GIGGLES, THIS ONE MAKES ME FUCKING RAVENOUS! I DON'T NEED TO EVEN DESCRIBE THE APPEARANCE, BLUES AND PURPLES ARE IN ABUNDANCE, ITS FROSTY AF TOO. YOU DON'T USUALLY GET APPLE STRAINS ABOUT SO TBH IM PRETTY GLAD TO OFFER THIS RARE ONE TO YOU GUYS
1 G $25.00 BTC0.0005105
3.5 G $88.00 BTC0.00179696
7 G $170.00 BTC0.0034714
14 G $340.00 BTC0.0069428
28 G $570.00 BTC0.0116394
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ZKITTLEZ X GELATO 33

WELL WELL WELL A FEW OF YOU HAVE SAMPLED THIS ALREADY BUT NOW IM BRINGING IT TO THE MASSES AND WHAT A DELIGHTFUL FLAVOUR IT IS! I'M NOT EVEN GONNA WAX LYRICAL ABOUT HOW IT LOOKS, BUT TRUST ME THE PHOTOS DON'T DO IT JUSTICE. BAG APPEAL OFF THE CHARTS! SMELLS HOW SHE LOOKS WITH SOUR BERRY COMING THROUGH STRONG. THERE IS A HAZE TWIST TO THE TASTE THAT ISN'T PRESENT IN THE SMELL BUT I LIKE. IT IS ALSO RESPONSIBLE BUT THE INITIAL SURGE IN ENERGY YOU WILL GET. I WAS TEMPTED TO LIST THIS A SATIVA DOM BUT ONCE THAT INITIAL RUSH IS DONE YOU WILL FEEL VERY STONED. THIS IS A HYBRID IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD.
1 G $27.00 BTC0.00055134
3.5 G $88.00 BTC0.00179696
7 G $175.00 BTC0.0035735
14 G $340.00 BTC0.0069428
28 G $600.00 BTC0.012252
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1 CUSTOM $140.00 BTC0.0028588
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WHITE FIRE #43 X WEDDING CAKE

NOVICES NEED NOT APPLY! THIS ONE WILL LEAVE YOU TWISTED UP, EVEN IF LIKE ME YOU SMOKE A FAIR BIT. ITS A HYBRID IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD, I GENUINELY FEEL HIGH AND STONED WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO SAY WHICH EFFECT IS MORE POWERFUL. I PLAYED CALL OF DUTY: VANGUARD FOR SEVERAL HOURS (GREAT GAME BTW) AND FELT VERY ENERGETIC YET WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR SHUT EYE I PASSED OUT LIKE A BABY. THE TASTE AND SMELL IS EARTHY YET SWEET AT THE SAME TIME, IM A FAN. I HAD THIS STRAIN WHEN I WAS OVER IN CALIFORNIA LAST AND ALTHOUGH THIS IS CANADIAN I WOULD SAY ITS STILL A VERY GOOD REPRESENTATION OF WHAT I HAD.
1 G $20.00 BTC0.0004084
3.5 G $65.00 BTC0.0013273
7 G $120.00 BTC0.0024504
14 G $240.00 BTC0.0049008
28 G $450.00 BTC0.009189
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RAINBOW CHIP X RUNTZ

STRAiGHT OFF THE BAT I THINK THIS IS ONE OF THE STRONGEST STRAINS I'VE LISTED IN MY 18 MONTHS HERE. THE HIGH STARTS OFF QUITE ENERGENTIC, FOUND MYSELF DANCING AROUND THE GARDEN TO SOME FATBOY SLIM WHILE I WAS SMOKING A J, THE EUPHORIA WAS THROUGH THE ROOF. WHEN I CAME IN HOWEVER THE INDICA EFFECTS REALLY TOOK HOLD. THE BEST WAY I CAN DESCRIBE IT IS NARCOTIC, I WAS RIDICULOUSLY STONED AND I ENDED UP PASSING OUT QUITE QUICKLY. THE TASTE IS A GLORY TO BEHOLD, REMINDS ME OF A SWEETER RUNTZ WITH A BIT MORE GAS. AROMA IS THE SAME TOO. HONESTLY THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE STRAINS RIGHT NOW. IF YOU LIKED THE GELATO 45 YOU'LL FUCKING LOVE THIS!
1 G $30.00 BTC0.0006126
3.5 G $100.00 BTC0.002042
7 G $190.00 BTC0.0038798
14 G $370.00 BTC0.0075554
28 G $700.00 BTC0.014294
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GIRL SCOUT COOKIES X OG KUSH X DURBAN POISON

THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST REPRESENTATION OF THIN MINTS I'VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF HAVING. IT'S LIKE FORTNUM & MASON'S THIN MINT. IT SMELLS LIKE THE LIGHTEST WHIFF YOU MIGHT GET OFF ACTUAL THIN MINT COOKIES WITHOUT BEING SICKLY SWEET. BUDS ARE VERY DENSE WITH BITS OF PURP SCATTERED THROUGHOUT. DESPITE BEING A HYBRID I WOULD RECOMMEND THIS FOR BEDTIME EVERYTIME I'VE SMOKED IT ONCE THE SATIVA EFFECTS WEAR OFF I PASS OUT. I'VE ONLY VAPED IT SO FAR BUT IT PRODUCES THICK CLOUDS OF FLAVOURFUL VAPOUR AND IT HITS YOU VERY QUICKLY.
1 G $20.00 BTC0.0004084
3.5 G $65.00 BTC0.0013273
7 G $120.00 BTC0.0024504
14 G $240.00 BTC0.0049008
28 G $450.00 BTC0.009189
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SUNSET SHERBET X THIN MINT COOKIES

A PERFECT HYBRID IN MY OPINION. PERFECT BALANCE BETWEEN STONE AND HIGH, SEDATION AND STIMULATION. I FEEL PRESSURE BEHIND MY EYES AND I AM FEELING SILLY WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY FEELING LIKE SOMEONE IS WRAPPING A BLANKET AROUND MY BODY. AROMA AND TASTE ARE AS EXPECTED; SWEET GASSY DOUGHINESS! WOULD SAY IT'S LESS SICKLY SWEET THAN THE GELATO 45, A BIT MORE SAVOURY IN THERE. EFFECTS ARE VERY STRONG AND INSTANT. WEED DOESN'T USUALLY FEEL NARCOTIC TO ME BUT THIS FEELING IS VERY NARCOTIC. DO NOT OPERATE MACHINERY! I\M HERE SAT WITH A SILLY GRIN ON MY FACE AS I SINK LOWER AND LOWER INTO THE SOFA. VERY TRICH LADEN WITH MORE PURPLE THAN GREEN, THIS ONE IS A FUCKING WINNER! COMPETING WITH THE RAINBOW RUNTZ FOR BEST STRAIN I HAVE ON OFFER RIGHT NOW.
1 G $27.00 BTC0.00055134
3.5 G $88.00 BTC0.00179696
7 G $175.00 BTC0.0035735
14 G $340.00 BTC0.0069428
28 G $600.00 BTC0.012252
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flavours are

sunset sherbet
gello gelato
bacio gelato

proper stuff only thing is i had to strip off which dispensaries they were from to protect my girl over in cali
1 cart $100.00 BTC0.002042
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IMPORTED FROM CALI THESE SHROOMS ARE GOOD STUFF. NOT HAD A CHANCE TO INDULGE YET MYSELF BUT PEOPLE ARE RAVING ABOUT EM.

BIG PACKS CONTAIN 29 CAPS

SMALL PACKS CONTAIN 3 CAPS
1 BIG PACK $70.00 BTC0.0014294
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4275 reviews
9.6/10   100+ sales   0.09% disputed
10/10 SMALL BUDS *VARIOUS STRAINS*
reviewed today took 1 day to arrive
9/10 JUNGLE CAKE (HYBRID)
reviewed today took 4 days to arrive
10/10 BACIO GELATO (HYBRID)
reviewed today took 2 days to arrive
10/10 CUSTOM FOR SMUDGE
reviewed today took 2 days to arrive
10/10 PINK TRUFFLES (INDICA DOM)
reviewed today took 1 day to arrive
10/10 BACIO GELATO (HYBRID)
reviewed today took 1 day to arrive
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77 topics on Super Hans
INTRODUCING THIN MINT COOKIES, BACIO GELATO, SHERBINSKIS CARTS & MAGIC MUSHROOMS
Interest in distilliate?
INTRODUCING FOODAWG AND GELATO 45 // SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE!
INTRODUCING MODIFIED GRAPES
+2
Azeni42020
This Vendor is never around to answer any questions...
Money gets taken and he is a ghost. Until you threaten to leave a bad review he showed up, but only for a sec then hides again. Communication with this guy is not right. There is something wrong here.. sniff sniff .
+4
Littlemissdizaster
I have ordered twice from Super Hans and I have never had any issues. It was pretty clear that he was having a break. I wish people would have a wee bit more patience before going on a tirade. Vendors have no control over what happens after they post items out.
+2
Kikipea87
I’ve ordered from SHs for a while now and never had any issues. I did have one order go missing (not SHs fault) and SHs got back to me straight away and sorted the issue super quickly. He’s the best seller on here. There’ll be a good reason why he’s delayed getting back to. Sellers have a life outside of selling either way have a bit of patience before sending a message like this
+2
Chris1986
Never had any issues with this vendor.
Is one of my favourite.
+1
Bigbum
Ever heard of a weekend?
-6
Azeni42020
I think the answer was staring me in the face... He is a youth trying to make some quick bitcoins. In exchange for empty packages. Or empty promises.. don't buy and avoid.
+10
Tman77
No you’re 100% wrong on that. Look at his reviews. Ive bought off him about 20 times, and never, ever had any issues - he’s had consistently fire weed - and ordered off him in the last week (2 days to arrive).

Hans was seriously ill a couple of months ago and had to shut his shop for a while. He’s just reopened, so may be sorting stuff out. Its also bank holiday weekend, so he wouldnt be sending any stuff out anyway.

Id wait until a normal working day and try him again. I would guess he’ll be online tomorrow.
+2
Slimjim81
He's easily the best vendor on here with the best product
+2
Tman77
100%. That gelato he’s got at thr moment is some hyperspace shit.
+1
Bigbum
Remember having the best products and having the best customer service are two different things
+3
Newchill1
Not convinced of this.
Today is 4/9/21 got a 1 day delivery from him yesterday. Cookies kush and gelato both banging - cracking nights sleep last night.
+2
Tman77
Did that order land for you mate?
+2
Super Hans
sorry bro i was replying to you but most of your recent messages were sent after i logged off for the bank holiday weekend. If your order didn't arrive saturday (bummer) it should arrive Tuesday really
+1
bwhitwellb
My order hasn't arrived Hans, been two weeks, could you please get in contact, been trying to sort this out.
+2
Super Hans
you messaged me yday give me time bro im going through messages now
+2
bwhitwellb
Super Hans has sorted this problem out, ignore my comment above, very happy with how he's helped me through this. I've sent you 3 tips in your jar Hans for the trouble.
+1
bwhitwellb
The re-sent order came the next day, everything is sorted. Thanks Hans.
INTRODUCING OREOZ (FROM THE SAME PLUG AS THE GELATO 45 AND APPLE FRITTER)
INTRODUCING BLUE DREAM, RAINBOW RUNTZ, APPLE FRITTER & JUNGLE CAKE
INTRODUCING KUSH MINTS, PINK TRUFFLES AND ZKILATO 33
INTRODUCING THE LOVELY LINDSAY OG (FROM THE SAME GROWERS AS THE MIKE TYSON OG, PINK COOKIES AND PINK PANTIES)
Tman77
by  Tman77
Super Hans latest review :return of the mac
INTRODUCING RUNTZ, MAC 10 AND APPLE FRITTERS
SHOP CLOSED FROM 9TH JULY TO NEXT WEEK
Tman77
by  Tman77
Welcome back Hans! Triple delight, review!
AFOS
by  AFOS
Delayed post ROI
Tman77
by  Tman77
Latest Hans strain review - the fantastic four!!
INTRODUCING CEREAL MILK
smudge56
by  smudge56
You are cannabis and cannabis is you! No division between the two:))
INTRODUCING BLACKJACK/ ONLY $46 AN EIGHTH!
Feck99
by  Feck99
So cool
Nam
by  Nam
Bad experience
20% OFF COOKIES & CREAM
INTRODUCING GAS MASK AND GREASY PINK
smudge56
by  smudge56
A guy called Super Hans❤️
TOM FORD BACK UP IN THIS BITCH!
RETURN OF THE FRITTLEZ
INTRODUCING PEANUT BUTTER SOUFLE, GRAND CANYON PURPLE AND ICE CREAM CAKE!!!
INTRODUCING PEACH COBBLER AND COOKIES & CREAM (7/4/2021)
INTRODUCING L'ORANGE AND MOCHI GELATO/ FLOWN HERE NOT GROWN HERE!
smudge56
by  smudge56
Any closer to sorting the apparent bug out Hans
INTRODUCING GARLIC COOKIES
BITS AND BOBS ON POSTAGE AND UNDERPAID ORDERS! PLS READ!
smudge56
by  smudge56
SUPREME QUALITY FROM SUPER HANS. PERIOD!
smudge56
by  smudge56
PLS DISREGARD MY EARLIER COMMENTS ON SH
smudge56
by  smudge56
ANY REASON WHY SH?
NO POSTAL 26/03/2021
Sites like this will never work with vendors like Hans
INTRODUCING GOD'S GREEN CRACK AND CANDYLAND (18/03/2021)
INTRODUCING PINA ACAI BY GRANDIFLORA GENETICS AND SUNSET SHERBET (10/03/2021)
Kd92
by  Kd92
Pink panties
INTRODUCING PINK PANTIES AND CHERRY CHOCOLATE GELATO (20/02/2020)
Super Hans is no scammer
Burkey159
by  Burkey159
Has anyone ordered to Ireland from hans??
Why are people defending Hans when he’s clearly in the wrong
Pink Zombie - 11/10
Patryk99pl
Can’t create an order can someone help
MIKE TYSON OG - knockout!!!!
INTRODUCING LA KUSH CAKE AND WEDDING CRASHERS
3 NEW KILLER STRAINS! THE HEIR TO THE PINK COOKIES THRONE AMONG EM?! (30/1/2021)