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Put yourself in the posties position, They are not supposed to sign for things many will but seeing a different name to the rest of the post will set …
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signature required
ugh, card from royal mail, "failed to deliver", signature required. I am going to have to write this off as a loss, but freaking out over what will happen.

+1 Nazgul.
A useful reminder of the benefits of using your real name. Not to preach because I get it, but your postie knows your regular name, using a fake makes a parcel stand out and more prone to a closer inspection.
Best of luck CW.
A useful reminder of the benefits of using your real name. Not to preach because I get it, but your postie knows your regular name, using a fake makes a parcel stand out and more prone to a closer inspection.
Best of luck CW.

Just use your first initial and last name. You can pick your parcel up but without a full name the police can’t really do shit.

but they will ask for a signature again. It's not in my name. Never had to sign before, used same supplier and method many times...first time asked for sig

If you arrange a re-delivery to your address you will need to sign, usually on a digital pad you could just do any old squiggle though, you won’t need ID. If you go to collect at the post office you will definitely need ID which will be a tough one if you’ve used a fake name. Get a re-delivery and make sure you’re home to accept the delivery

A signature can be anything, it's the ID that's a problem at the sorting office. It's the only way really. RM are starting to require signatures again, but even then if you're not in a second time there's a good chance they'll just drop it through anyway.

I had a signed for delivery from here today. Put the first initial on the order and then a squiggle.
Postie doesn’t have time to check any documentation you may have to confirm a signature. They just need something so that if YOU complain they can say it was delivered and this who signed for it.
That’s what the signature is needed for. Not to catch you out. If it was important, during the pandemic they wouldn’t have been signing everything themselves.
Postie doesn’t have time to check any documentation you may have to confirm a signature. They just need something so that if YOU complain they can say it was delivered and this who signed for it.
That’s what the signature is needed for. Not to catch you out. If it was important, during the pandemic they wouldn’t have been signing everything themselves.

Yeah, if you've not used your real name, you wont have the ID to sign for it. Just use your real name on orders.
I've missed a delivery before and had a card from the postie (went down with my ID, signed for it and went home). The order was from a usual vendor and never had to sign before BUT this is usually the case if it's a temp postie or someone covering the usual postie. My usual postie just puts it through the door. Occasionally it will be a postie covering and they will knock and get you to collect from them.
I've missed a delivery before and had a card from the postie (went down with my ID, signed for it and went home). The order was from a usual vendor and never had to sign before BUT this is usually the case if it's a temp postie or someone covering the usual postie. My usual postie just puts it through the door. Occasionally it will be a postie covering and they will knock and get you to collect from them.

Go and collect it dude. I've had the same thing happen, and it was fine. You have plausible deniability, you are just collecting a package. You have not committed any crime.

Using your real name is always the best way. BUT, if you have ID with your address on the name doesn't matter when collecting it.
I've collected numerous packages from Royal mail with a red card where the name didn't match mate. Just need to show your from the address.
You could easily say your collecting for a friend. You could be house sharing for all they know!
I've collected numerous packages from Royal mail with a red card where the name didn't match mate. Just need to show your from the address.
You could easily say your collecting for a friend. You could be house sharing for all they know!

I personally think it's better to collect (or just order a re delivery). why allow it to sit in the sorting office for weeks, and then let the staff go through their process for undelivered items.

feel like that's just walking into a trap, and it's in a fictional name, so have no matching ID

Trap! You're going to pick up some weed!! This is NOT the fucking french connection!!
Next time use your name!!
Seriously.
Next time use your name!!
Seriously.

they will have just handed it to the police or nicked fit themselves, they aren't going to do some operation for a few 8ths. Go and pick it up mate

Chances are you just missed the delivery and it was sent recorded so someone had to sign for it. wouldn’t worry but redeeming it will be impossible without matching ID im sure..
Hope this helps if this was a recent post!
Hope this helps if this was a recent post!

Put yourself in the posties position, They are not supposed to sign for things many will but seeing a different name to the rest of the post will set alarm bells ringing not because they think your up to something dodgy but because they don't want the grief if it is wrongly addressed and the person named trys to find out what happened.Just order a redelivery.

Also you do realise that after 18 days if you've not had it re delivered RM will try to return to sender and since there is no return address it gets sent to the returns centre,Where it will be opened to look for any return address.Any drugs are handed over to the police with the packaging.This is a serious security risk for not only you but the vendor too.

Was it sent signed for if so instead of just posting it and signing it themselves they are now knocking on the door for a signature. It was because of the pandemic they didn't want everyone touching the sign for device. But I would arrange a redelivery as they will just take a signature at the door instead of asking for i.d

Yeah, these guys are all right, chances are the post man hasn't got the slightest thought that weed is in your parcel(more than any other of the thousands in the sorting office), just keep cool and go pick it up, I've picked up missed parcels hundreds of times, I've picked a couple of parcels up directly from the sorting office before it's even had a chance to be delivered. Most of the time they dont even ask for ID or the card they left is more than enough, and if they do ask for id, just use a letter with an adress on it and your real name, there are plenty of reasons besides drugs that you may use an alias when purchasing online (or there could be someone else living at your house). Context is everything when it comes to shit like this, so just keep cool like you would any other parcel, because right now the only person who knows that parcel is suspicious is you. Hope you get your weed yo

Listen they may need id so perhaps visit a different office to check that out, just grab some helpful leaflets or whatever, unless a biggy knows here?
If so yeah you're screwed.
Strange to use a different name if you're in this over the long haul best going legit imo.
If so yeah you're screwed.
Strange to use a different name if you're in this over the long haul best going legit imo.

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The Last Rock Band?
I always enjoy telling them that i saw Dave Grohl drumming for Scream before he joined Nirvana.
I've said before that Foo Fighters are one of the last true mainstream, longstanding, "Rock Bands" that maintain the rock spirit
Short lived bands are still making good rock music (GVF a good shout), but the days of Rock Gods are gone....
Short lived bands are still making good rock music (GVF a good shout), but the days of Rock Gods are gone....

I always enjoy telling them that i saw Dave Grohl drumming for Scream before he joined Nirvana.

Rock music is still alive and well, its just not as popular as it used to be. It isnt dangerous and exciting to young people any more, rap/hiphop has taken its place in that regard...
It sucks Greta Van Fleet are the only example being brought up here though, to me they are highly derivative and not really doing anything new.... Check out Clutch, Steven Wilson, Opeth, Graveyard, Lake Street Dive, Menzingers, The Hold Steady, Elephant Tree, Creeper - all great artists making interesting music. And hey there are still SOME big bands, like Biffy Clyro, Foals and Queens of the Stoneage doing pretty cool stuff!
It sucks Greta Van Fleet are the only example being brought up here though, to me they are highly derivative and not really doing anything new.... Check out Clutch, Steven Wilson, Opeth, Graveyard, Lake Street Dive, Menzingers, The Hold Steady, Elephant Tree, Creeper - all great artists making interesting music. And hey there are still SOME big bands, like Biffy Clyro, Foals and Queens of the Stoneage doing pretty cool stuff!

My neighbors love Clutch and now all their windows are broken I can hear the lyrics better.

Steve Wilson is a fantastically talented musician, however he's also a mahoosive elitest plonker who for a very long time wouldn't release music on streaming services due to it being "digital" and lower quality and therefore not the experience he wanted for his listener base. He has since changed his stance on this but it along with some really awful interviews he did make me unable to listen to his music (knowingly)
Anyhow I felt like sharing that for no real reason
☁️🐰☁️
Anyhow I felt like sharing that for no real reason
☁️🐰☁️

Haha same goes for Tool... I'm a fan but yeah he definitely has an air of pretentiousness! Seems to go hand in hand with prog rock xD

They are after the last, like a symphony orchestra playing the same shit centuries later. But they do fucking rock.

Jethro tull- locomotive breath 🤘
Wolfmother- joker and the thief 🤙
Marilyn Manson- cry little sister 🤟
Wolfmother- joker and the thief 🤙
Marilyn Manson- cry little sister 🤟

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Hangover Cures?!
Lucozade orange.

Hangover Cures?!
I'm curtently feeling like I'm nearing the end lol. I have the hangover of all hangovers and need to try and pull myself round sharpish. So hit me with your hangover must haves! I'm far to old for this!

1st on the list has to be a greasy fry up. Failing that hair of the dog ( start drinking again) 😂😂

Lol I couldn't stomach anything at the minute and I've tried hair of the dog and it's gave me hangziety. Why do I do this to myself haha.

Avoid sobriety, even if it hurts.
You need a fine 100% agave tequila sipped gently. I would suggest Fortaleza Still Strength Blanco. After a little while everything will be fine….👍
You need a fine 100% agave tequila sipped gently. I would suggest Fortaleza Still Strength Blanco. After a little while everything will be fine….👍

Knew I would find you in the alcohol thread 😂 that's a pretty cheap recommendation for you isn't it? You trying lure them gently to the tequila market??? 🧐🦊

Hehe….mighty fine starting point right there…nothing better than tequila drawn straight from the still as nature intended🥰😋🤤…hangovers just crumble away👍

Freezing cold Irn Bru used to do the trick for me before i learned just not to get drunk lol

Well as UkStoner666 said,the fry up always works for me too!...maybe once all that bacon,sausage,beans & fried bread hits the stomach lining it absorbs all the booze!...Just cant beat a greasy fry up!...Cholesterol rules OK!

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Worst song ever? And why... GO!
D'yer Maker by those Blood and Fire Roots Reggae Heroes Led Zep.
Why? Because it's 'kin awful
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Anything by Elton John fucking hate the cunt and his music, my wife ruined my Xmas day few years back by telling me a gay singer i didnt like had died.
I was so exited then she told me it was George Michael and i was gutted.
I was so exited then she told me it was George Michael and i was gutted.

and i feel better about myself, you know plotting his murder and all. george michael on the other hand was a genius and worth a quickie in the facility of his choosing

Hahahaha, I actually like Elton, well as much as a straight man can but that made me laugh man.

Fairground simply red, gives me violent thoughts of grabbing mick by his flowing red curls and bouncing his head of every hard surface available. Total pissflap

And imagine being called Eileen when it came on down the pub back in the day…. Poor cow needed 3 packs of baby wipes.

That Barbie girl tune, need I say why! Lol
And the “grandma I love you” tune, showing my age! Lol
And the “grandma I love you” tune, showing my age! Lol

Ok you win… The grandma I love you song was fucking horrendous, then they felt the need to create the sequel… Grandpa I love you… I mean we got the message the first time.

Too many but Will Smith - Wild Wild West has got to be up there surely. It’s like some record execs put a gun to his head and said ‘Dance bitch!’


that movie had so much going for it and they still blew it, would make a better series than a lot of shit

Nothing Compares to You by Sinead Depressing Cunt O'Connor that song has the warmth and charm of a dead Rat lying next to a used Tampon.

Do you think they did it again to willow ? I whip my hair even for a 13 year old was fucking awful



If you really want a contender for worst song, you need to listen to Taylor Swift Gorgeous. The song composition and the lyrics seem like they were written by a child.

Also majority of her songs. She did a cover of September by earth wind and fire that haunts me... She turned funk into folk what the actual fuck.

hahaha.. funny to see Zeppelin here because it did occur to me too . Seems like everybody has to adore their music :P

I forgot all about this,Hey plenty of Zepp stuff is fine but that song really gets my goat the first time i heard it i never knew who it was my missus had been putting cd's in the laptop and they kept getting synched to my ipod it came on random one day and i just went wtf is this shit before looking who it was, it sounds to me like a holiday camp band doing reggae.

All musicians steal mate and say they were inspired. A lot of that era were the same. Keith Richards does it. Don’t think that takes away from them as musicians.

Cool, mine too. Sometimes I feel like the great Alan in your photo speaking to younger people. AHA. I was sick with laughter when he got hit with a cow. Steve coogans characters are genius. All the way back to the calf family

as a punk i was always compelled to hate led zep, it was a mistake, i still hate most classic rock still (with merit now) but these guys were really in a class by themselves.

I’m too nice to downvote as maybe that’s how you feel but seriously? The band who gave us in my time of dying can never be fuckin awful.

Keane - Bedshaped.
Stupid, depressing lyrics that make no sense at all.
Bedshaped? That'll be a bed then...
I hate it because it reminds me of the two weeks I spent crawling around a 20 inch deep subfloor void for 8 hours a day, doing timber treatments on a huge old house.
That shit was on the radio every 20 mins for the whole time we were there.
Scarred me 🙉
Stupid, depressing lyrics that make no sense at all.
Bedshaped? That'll be a bed then...
I hate it because it reminds me of the two weeks I spent crawling around a 20 inch deep subfloor void for 8 hours a day, doing timber treatments on a huge old house.
That shit was on the radio every 20 mins for the whole time we were there.
Scarred me 🙉

Steppin' Out by Joe Jackson. Ain't rock, ain't disco, can't dance to it without looking like Steve Martin doing a retarded dance.

Anything by/from:
Enya
Engelbert Humperdinck
The "Top 20"
Eurovision
Status Quo
Enya
Enya
--- all should be banned as Weapons of Mass Destruction of the ear'oles
Enya
Engelbert Humperdinck
The "Top 20"
Eurovision
Status Quo
Enya
Enya
--- all should be banned as Weapons of Mass Destruction of the ear'oles

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removing stuck buy order notification
The last order i made on here is stuck for me too,It's been received and reviewed but still there.

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removing stuck buy order notification
I've tipped somebody this morning and i now have a stuck '1 order' at the top which has caused us to miss an order.
How do i remove this please, i've already left a review?
How do i remove this please, i've already left a review?

The last order i made on here is stuck for me too,It's been received and reviewed but still there.

Luckily sales overtook that 1 buy so it's now showing '2 orders'
I'm not expecting it to disappear either once they've been sent, it still goes directly to my 'buys' when i click orders.
I'm not expecting it to disappear either once they've been sent, it still goes directly to my 'buys' when i click orders.

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VAPE pax 3 with hash and concentrates
You should try the concentrates from ULC I put them in a PAX 3
The mimosa is my fave really tasty
The Chemdawg is top notch too and to me a little str…

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VAPE pax 3 with hash and concentrates
Using a vape for a few month now to cut down on nicotine. Only used weed and weed hash sandwich so far. just ordered a concentrate oven, any advice on which concentrates works best
Cheers
Wifftat
Cheers
Wifftat

You should try the concentrates from ULC I put them in a PAX 3
The mimosa is my fave really tasty
The Chemdawg is top notch too and to me a little stronger.
The Irn glu wax i'm not so keen on personally but it's a lot cleaner in that oven it pretty much totally evaporates
Wheras the others leave a residue that'll need cleaning also be careful to only put a tiny bit in on the little circle otherwise it leaks all over the outside of the oven.
Personally i find it easier and cleaner to sandwich a little bit between tobacco without the concentrate oven the same goes for hash.
Also it stops me rolling a fag straight afterwards : )
The mimosa is my fave really tasty
The Chemdawg is top notch too and to me a little stronger.
The Irn glu wax i'm not so keen on personally but it's a lot cleaner in that oven it pretty much totally evaporates
Wheras the others leave a residue that'll need cleaning also be careful to only put a tiny bit in on the little circle otherwise it leaks all over the outside of the oven.
Personally i find it easier and cleaner to sandwich a little bit between tobacco without the concentrate oven the same goes for hash.
Also it stops me rolling a fag straight afterwards : )

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Item Categories
Of late i've found it irritating that custom orders seem to appear amongst a vendors items,They used to be at the bottom so you'd know when you'd reac…

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Item Categories
Is it possible to divide items by type (weed, hash, edibles etc,) so that it's fast to find what you're looking for? ..

A search bar would be good to just type the vendor you want or the product you are looking for a think that would be a good time saver

Yep that also ..can't get my head around why this kind of basic functionality is missing. The e-commerce coding must of been a far greater challenge.

Absolutely! I thought I wouldn't be the first to suggest it ..It would be a complete game changer.

Of late i've found it irritating that custom orders seem to appear amongst a vendors items,They used to be at the bottom so you'd know when you'd reached the end.

Agreed, vendors can solve this immediately by taking them down once purchased or sending the link directly to the buyer in the first place.
If you’re struggling to buy from a vendor for this reason maybe let them know why you’re spending elsewhere?
If you’re struggling to buy from a vendor for this reason maybe let them know why you’re spending elsewhere?

If you have had an order or messaged a vendor will be in your messages can use it as a list/short cut to you fav vendors

You can use the find in page function on your browser to find specific keywords to help you categorise your search.

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ISSUES WITH BUYING FROM OUR MENU
No problems here, just put in an order and everything was seamless payment went through pretty much instantly (6p fee too bargain!)

ISSUES WITH BUYING FROM OUR MENU
Morning :)
Are any of our customers having trouble purchasing from us?
It's been brought to our attention that a customer of ours can't purchase at the moment due to the order just loading and not going through. Just wanting to know if its effecting others too.
Thanks, ULC
Are any of our customers having trouble purchasing from us?
It's been brought to our attention that a customer of ours can't purchase at the moment due to the order just loading and not going through. Just wanting to know if its effecting others too.
Thanks, ULC

No problems here, just put in an order and everything was seamless payment went through pretty much instantly (6p fee too bargain!)

I can 'add to cart' and get to the checkout. As far as going through to the transaxe section, I didn't go that far. However, I definitely want to get me some of that Mazar now!

Order made 48hrs ago remaining unsent after numerous unanswered messages. It also seems they've read them but no replies. Is that normal? Thank you.

Hi mate.
This post is a bit misplaced. You ordered at 11 o clock Friday night with a signed for method.
We don't post on weekends. We haven't done for quite a while. It says that on our profile, cut off point 12pm Monday to Friday and has done since the beginning of last year mate.
I didn't ignore your messages either, I just needed to get around to them. They weren't in regards to the order you have with us at the moment it was about a possible future order and you messaged quite late on too, around midnight I believe and I would have assumed you knew we only post weekdays as you didn't actually ask us otherwise in the messages you sent.
I was enjoying a birthday weekend and replying slipped my mind. If it was to do with a current order i would have gotten back to you today about it when we start to sort stuff out for our orders.
Your order you have with us currently will be posted along with everyone else's on Monday when the post office is open and we can get tracking for it.
Thanks, ULC
This post is a bit misplaced. You ordered at 11 o clock Friday night with a signed for method.
We don't post on weekends. We haven't done for quite a while. It says that on our profile, cut off point 12pm Monday to Friday and has done since the beginning of last year mate.
I didn't ignore your messages either, I just needed to get around to them. They weren't in regards to the order you have with us at the moment it was about a possible future order and you messaged quite late on too, around midnight I believe and I would have assumed you knew we only post weekdays as you didn't actually ask us otherwise in the messages you sent.
I was enjoying a birthday weekend and replying slipped my mind. If it was to do with a current order i would have gotten back to you today about it when we start to sort stuff out for our orders.
Your order you have with us currently will be posted along with everyone else's on Monday when the post office is open and we can get tracking for it.
Thanks, ULC

Must have been an isolated incident as we've not had any other customers mention it :)

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Mimosa Waxing lyrical
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Mimosa Waxing lyrical
I'm not really one for concentrates and contraptions they mostly make me cough my guts up, i really don't get on with carts.
Having enjoyed ULC's Mimosa in recent weeks i thought i'd give this a try.
So i dusted down my Pax 3 which has been sitting idly on the coffee table for a few months and after sodding about with pipe cleaners and alcohol i tried a bit of this in the concentrates chamber.
It's bloody lovely, i really noticed the citrus flavour and it makes your mouth water.
This morning i was having one of those days where nothing was going right i had a headache,everything i touched fell on the floor,i'd put something down and have no clue where it went.
Now after a puff of this the headache has gone i'm feeling mentally relaxed and typing long winded bollocks on the web.
I'd say that it lives up to the description.
Having enjoyed ULC's Mimosa in recent weeks i thought i'd give this a try.
So i dusted down my Pax 3 which has been sitting idly on the coffee table for a few months and after sodding about with pipe cleaners and alcohol i tried a bit of this in the concentrates chamber.
It's bloody lovely, i really noticed the citrus flavour and it makes your mouth water.
This morning i was having one of those days where nothing was going right i had a headache,everything i touched fell on the floor,i'd put something down and have no clue where it went.
Now after a puff of this the headache has gone i'm feeling mentally relaxed and typing long winded bollocks on the web.
I'd say that it lives up to the description.

I agree. Just the smell of it is crazy…I added a dab to Smoggy’s Portland Mimosa weed…and…away we go🤯❤️🔥

Smell and taste it unreal! We'll be adding some ChemDawg wax very soon too. Layed me right out, defo an evening smoke for me that one!

It's lovely stuff isn't it! I really enjoy it. Such a clear headed high. I'll keep getting it as long as its available too. Lovely treat now and again.
Thanks for orders though mate, we appreciate them!
Thanks for orders though mate, we appreciate them!

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Xmas No 1????
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Really??!….if they said to me “eat the Big Mac and we’ll let you live” I’d still have to think about it! ☺️
Hooters wings (20) with hot sauce & blue cheese dressing for me ta…😋
Hooters wings (20) with hot sauce & blue cheese dressing for me ta…😋

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Tipping Postie at Christmas
Look after people and they'll look after you.

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Tipping Postie at Christmas
What do you guys think?
I don't know my postie at all but i do know the hard work and incredible joy they bring through the work they do.
Would this be a no-no as it could make the guy sus? What do you guys and gals think?
I don't know my postie at all but i do know the hard work and incredible joy they bring through the work they do.
Would this be a no-no as it could make the guy sus? What do you guys and gals think?

They will be getting other tips on the same round so i don't think it will be sus. I did the Christmas contract once and it nearly broke me with the sheer volume of work doing 70hr weeks.
I will be tipping a 20 as my postie is well clued up and knows exactly what he is posting and yet he has gifted me a hundred drops this year with not even one problem, the way i see it is i have to tip him cos he is sound as can be...
I will be tipping a 20 as my postie is well clued up and knows exactly what he is posting and yet he has gifted me a hundred drops this year with not even one problem, the way i see it is i have to tip him cos he is sound as can be...

Very good idea mate. Wouldnt raise suspicion, but would buy a favour if you ever needed it. They work crazy hours at christmas and def deserve more than £12 per hour!

Sounds like a great idea, friend. It's great to see so many people thinking of others at Christmas.
If you'd feel weird just giving him money, you could always buy him a nice bottle of wine or whiskey or something? I give the bin men a couple of crates of Heineken and it seems to go down a treat!
If you'd feel weird just giving him money, you could always buy him a nice bottle of wine or whiskey or something? I give the bin men a couple of crates of Heineken and it seems to go down a treat!

Will do that. I've noticed I have 2. Normal postie with his trolly looks in his 60s/70s and special delivery guy is a young lad in his van.

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parcel opened?
When you say ripped open,Do you mean torn around the bit with the container in? (I'm presuming one of those round flip top containers).
If so its more…

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parcel opened?
anyone ever had a parcel arrive opened but nothing missing? mine was ripped open which showed it was a container wrapped in plastic, but it hadn't been taken. All I can think is that the postie is opening jiffy bags looking for harder drugs to swipe.

When you say ripped open,Do you mean torn around the bit with the container in? (I'm presuming one of those round flip top containers).
If so its more likely that a heavier parcel placed on it ripped it open in transit.
If so its more likely that a heavier parcel placed on it ripped it open in transit.

Yep! Had the same thing the other week… sooooo strange.. I didn’t have any of my scales at hand so couldn’t tell the weight.. But it did look like they took a bit out but left the rest 🤷♂️ Don’t know if I should thank them or hate them. 😅 Was very perplexed 🧐

I had the exact same thing happened to me. Im based in Ireland. The package was sliced open and you could see right in and see what was in there. Had me paranoid for a few days but nothing happened since. I think postmen are scoping out packages!

Yeah it was ripped or cut open but the container of green was wrapped in plastic and had just been left. I could see that the seal hasn't been broken.
I think postmen are looking for other drugs!
I think postmen are looking for other drugs!

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Eindhoven coffee shops
I Go over to a festival in a nearby city most years (pre covid).Most of the Brabant region had the weed pass as they were fed up with drug tourists cr…
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Eindhoven coffee shops
Hello everybody!
I have a work trip planned to a town around 20 minutes from Eindhoven so obviously I’m thinking about where this may lead……….
Anyone here with any local knowledge or have any experience of visiting coffee shops here as a tourist?
I’ve heard that some border cities require residency to purchase while others are not so strict but I would still be a little nervous about turning up looking like the least Dutch fella around.
I have a work trip planned to a town around 20 minutes from Eindhoven so obviously I’m thinking about where this may lead……….
Anyone here with any local knowledge or have any experience of visiting coffee shops here as a tourist?
I’ve heard that some border cities require residency to purchase while others are not so strict but I would still be a little nervous about turning up looking like the least Dutch fella around.

I Go over to a festival in a nearby city most years (pre covid).Most of the Brabant region had the weed pass as they were fed up with drug tourists crossing the border from Germany and Belgium, Eindhoven did too but the Council decided against it a few years back as they didn't like the increase in street dealing and opened the shops to tourists.I've only ever been into one in Eindhoven it was pretty much a locals place in a housing estate but they served us fine and were very friendly it just happened to be on the way to a venue.They had no visible security but the ones in the town will probably have doormen so have your passport and you'll be fine.Other nearby cities like Breda were still Dutchies only when i was last there.

Coffeeshop Pink in Eindhoven is fairly central... But Tilburg is better for weed. Even locals from Eindhoven and Breda go to Tilburg just for that reason. Often also you get better value deals too. Toermalijn coffeeshop has a nice peace garden outback with drinks and food. Enjoy!
But as far as your freed is concerned geen probleem.
But as far as your freed is concerned geen probleem.

I've visited Eindhoven a few times. You don't need to be a resident. Because of Phillips HQ and PSV the cafes are used to foreign visitors and most are pretty friendly.
The Pink is the most central cafe, because of location it tends to get more non-locals. I think the weed there is average personally, overpriced and it can get too busy to really be enjoyable. They will ask for ID but a foreign passport is fine.
Eurogarden which is over the river near the museums is not such a nice place to smoke but I thought their product was above average and the staff friendly and knowledgeable.
Meetpoint is probably my favourite cafe to smoke in, don't be intimidated by the locals at the bar they're friendlier than they look. I quite like The Wall and Casablanca too. Coffeeshop Indian sold bad weed with grumpy service when I went and I'd avoid. At Sinbad I also found the staff incredibly rude and the atmosphere uncomfortable.
If you get a chance to visit the truck museum it is a nice place to wander after a smoke. The Van Abbemuseum also has a good collection of modern art if that's your thing. I like to catch a game at FC Eindhoven when I'm there, the city's other club who are currently in the second division.
The Pink is the most central cafe, because of location it tends to get more non-locals. I think the weed there is average personally, overpriced and it can get too busy to really be enjoyable. They will ask for ID but a foreign passport is fine.
Eurogarden which is over the river near the museums is not such a nice place to smoke but I thought their product was above average and the staff friendly and knowledgeable.
Meetpoint is probably my favourite cafe to smoke in, don't be intimidated by the locals at the bar they're friendlier than they look. I quite like The Wall and Casablanca too. Coffeeshop Indian sold bad weed with grumpy service when I went and I'd avoid. At Sinbad I also found the staff incredibly rude and the atmosphere uncomfortable.
If you get a chance to visit the truck museum it is a nice place to wander after a smoke. The Van Abbemuseum also has a good collection of modern art if that's your thing. I like to catch a game at FC Eindhoven when I'm there, the city's other club who are currently in the second division.

the rural dutch do like to stare in this situation i've felt it :) but amsterdam is the opposite :)

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CRITICAL JACK AND WHITE DAWG SMALLS LISTED
They may be small but to me they are labour saving as they are about the size i usually break bigger buds into when they arrive. :)

CRITICAL JACK AND WHITE DAWG SMALLS LISTED
We've a decent amount of lovely little buds left over from our current batches.
These look, smell and taste just as good as our regular buds but we've lowered the price on these to clear them out to make way for new stock :)
These smalls are listed within the usual White and Critical listings on our page !!
These look, smell and taste just as good as our regular buds but we've lowered the price on these to clear them out to make way for new stock :)
These smalls are listed within the usual White and Critical listings on our page !!

They may be small but to me they are labour saving as they are about the size i usually break bigger buds into when they arrive. :)

That's it mate. They all get pulled apart or ground up anyway. Saves a bit time and a few dollars. Win win :)

I lived off of these for quite a while! Great value and lovely nugs of goodness! Since my mushroom journey, I have been purchasing little to no herb, but quite happy to endorse these little gems!

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Whats your camping must have's?
A Hotel.

Whats your camping must have's?
We're thinking about going camping for a weekend.
Those of you who have, what could you not live without whilst camping. We're not talking glamping here. We're talking no devices, no line to the hussle and bustle of everyday life, in the woods. Massive tent, plenty of lovely smoke, plenty of time to explore.
What would your essential must haves be?
Those of you who have, what could you not live without whilst camping. We're not talking glamping here. We're talking no devices, no line to the hussle and bustle of everyday life, in the woods. Massive tent, plenty of lovely smoke, plenty of time to explore.
What would your essential must haves be?

And if you're making a proper one, my crazy tip for kindling is TAMPONS. Individually wrapped, just take off any plastic, rip up the cotton and woosh. Especially good now it's getting damp

That’s….. unorthodox 😂 duly noted though, thanks!
A friend was showing my son (who was around 10 at the time) how to ‘properly’ build a fire. Took ages, then at the end he said ‘and then I just do this’ and poured petrol on it closely followed by a lit match and, BOOM! It was very funny (especially as no one was injured 😂).
A friend was showing my son (who was around 10 at the time) how to ‘properly’ build a fire. Took ages, then at the end he said ‘and then I just do this’ and poured petrol on it closely followed by a lit match and, BOOM! It was very funny (especially as no one was injured 😂).

Just come back from a trip just like you have described mate. Weather was great, good friends and food on the bbq.
Not sure if this is the right answer to your question but….. lovely smoke.
I took 1G of Pineapple OG, White Dawg, Headband, G13 and 2G Moon Rocks, 3.5 G Mango Haze.
Everyone was well baked but active!
Best camping trip ever.
Ps. Couldn’t go without a guitar
Not sure if this is the right answer to your question but….. lovely smoke.
I took 1G of Pineapple OG, White Dawg, Headband, G13 and 2G Moon Rocks, 3.5 G Mango Haze.
Everyone was well baked but active!
Best camping trip ever.
Ps. Couldn’t go without a guitar

Gaters (that waterproof the bottoms of your trousers) for hikes. Coffee. Satsumas. Swizzells Love Hearts. Good walking shoes. Torch. Swiss army knife. Map. Waterproof bags.

Bin bags mate! It’s a pain in the ass but stealth is key wen camping - leave no trace!
There’s also nothing worse than stumbling across another inconsiderate campers crap they’ve been too lazy to take with them.
There’s also nothing worse than stumbling across another inconsiderate campers crap they’ve been too lazy to take with them.

Love a spot of camping, goes without saying no matter the weather expect rain lmao, the main essentials for me are a gas burner and kettle, as long as you can make a cuppa everything else is grand :P Have fun! :)

Jet Boil
Gas
Tea Bags
Powdered Milk
Honey (for Tea)
Food
2x Army Surplus Basha MTP.
2x Roll Mats (Layer of Leaves or fresh Pine needles between them makes ace insulation)
Camelbak
Weed
Change of clothes, out of wet in to dry and then into sleeping bag if cold weather.
6 x AAA battery
Head torch
6xAA Battery for Small Radio
Small Radio
Book
Weed
Several tins of Bacon Grill.
Wet wipes for the obvious
Windproof/Waxed Matches
Lighter (plus back up)
and of course some weed.
Gas
Tea Bags
Powdered Milk
Honey (for Tea)
Food
2x Army Surplus Basha MTP.
2x Roll Mats (Layer of Leaves or fresh Pine needles between them makes ace insulation)
Camelbak
Weed
Change of clothes, out of wet in to dry and then into sleeping bag if cold weather.
6 x AAA battery
Head torch
6xAA Battery for Small Radio
Small Radio
Book
Weed
Several tins of Bacon Grill.
Wet wipes for the obvious
Windproof/Waxed Matches
Lighter (plus back up)
and of course some weed.

Not seen it mentioned yet but... a comfy camping chair with a coffee cup holder (aka grinder holder)... bluetooth speaker... ability to make coffee ;-)

I love a bit of camping, try to go as many times as I can, when I'm able that is. Things I take:
Food, I tend to have salads, pitas and kebabs.
Trangia, and fuel. ( cook set, I also have my plate, cup and cutlery here ).
Drink, hot chocolate, tea, coffee.
Fire lighting stuff, and lighting equipment.
First aid kit.
Toiletries don't forget the bog roll!
Sleep setup, inflatable pillow+mat, sleeping bag.
Tent and extra tarp to setup incase of rain.
Reading material, fictional stuff and also plant verification books, so I can learn whilst I'm out.
Smoke but that's a given here.
It sounds like a lot of stuff but it's easy enough for me to manage. I have other stuff depending on where I go, there's a really nice spot near me with a brook running through in a small patch of forest it's amazing, I also get to use my hammock there so I don't take a tent.
Hope the weather is good for you have a good one!
Food, I tend to have salads, pitas and kebabs.
Trangia, and fuel. ( cook set, I also have my plate, cup and cutlery here ).
Drink, hot chocolate, tea, coffee.
Fire lighting stuff, and lighting equipment.
First aid kit.
Toiletries don't forget the bog roll!
Sleep setup, inflatable pillow+mat, sleeping bag.
Tent and extra tarp to setup incase of rain.
Reading material, fictional stuff and also plant verification books, so I can learn whilst I'm out.
Smoke but that's a given here.
It sounds like a lot of stuff but it's easy enough for me to manage. I have other stuff depending on where I go, there's a really nice spot near me with a brook running through in a small patch of forest it's amazing, I also get to use my hammock there so I don't take a tent.
Hope the weather is good for you have a good one!

good weather!!
good company!!
the above go without saying i suppose...
i think most of my list has been suggested by others, but -
good, easy to prep food
loo roll
head torch and spare batteries
glow sticks
knife
fire starting materials
first aid kit
map and compass
waterproof bags
decent shelter (checked for holes and damage)
tarp
paracord
bug spray
poncho
decent boots and socks
rubbish bags - leave no trace
hope you have a good un!
:)
good company!!
the above go without saying i suppose...
i think most of my list has been suggested by others, but -
good, easy to prep food
loo roll
head torch and spare batteries
glow sticks
knife
fire starting materials
first aid kit
map and compass
waterproof bags
decent shelter (checked for holes and damage)
tarp
paracord
bug spray
poncho
decent boots and socks
rubbish bags - leave no trace
hope you have a good un!
:)

A river or loch with brown trout in it,my fly rod,2 grams of fast and a mixture of hash and weed and a pouch of golden V and skins,fuck the tent lol
Oh and a lighter :)
Oh and a lighter :)

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The one and only
Great, for the last couple of weeks everytime i've perused ULC's menu i've ended up with mac'n'jack going round in my head to the tune of men in black…

The one and only
I only buy from ULC. The product is incredible, every strain I've tried has been tasty, pungent and as described in the ad. Delivery is rapid. Couldn't ask for me.

Great, for the last couple of weeks everytime i've perused ULC's menu i've ended up with mac'n'jack going round in my head to the tune of men in black,Now it's bloody Chesney Hawkes!

Glad you're happy with the service and the smoke mate!!
Cheers for the kind words, always appreciated. Speak to you soon :)
ULC
Cheers for the kind words, always appreciated. Speak to you soon :)
ULC

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+1 votes
Berry OG Sample review
started topic

Berry OG Sample review

Received this after the raffle was aborted.
First off this is a lovely smoke quite heady you can feel you're mind just relax so a good one for calming.
Aroma wise the buds have a citrusy piney kinda smell to me and when smoked its got a kind of salivating effect again more citrusy to me with a kind of sherbert aftertaste.Would i buy it? Yes.
First off this is a lovely smoke quite heady you can feel you're mind just relax so a good one for calming.
Aroma wise the buds have a citrusy piney kinda smell to me and when smoked its got a kind of salivating effect again more citrusy to me with a kind of sherbert aftertaste.Would i buy it? Yes.

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+2 votes
Bonneville Membership ??
Green shield stamps?

Bonneville Membership ??
Would buyers consider a membership scheme if incentives were right and wholly favourable ? Just throwing this out there haven’t got any concrete perks or tiers in mind yet , maybe suggest some if you think this kind of scheme could work.
Thanks BonV & team
Thanks BonV & team

You have (or rather ‘had’) a wide range of instantly well received strains so I’m sure there will be interest. Some other vendors have started offering bonuses for repeat customers as a straightforward loyalty scheme (10th order gets a free 1/8th type of thing. Nice).
For me it’s about keeping it simple- if you have consistently good product at a fair price delivered quickly with comms and stealth you really shouldn’t need to do much else.
Why add complexity and cost to your business if you are already doing it right? The most appreciated thing you could probably do is occasionally to add a sampler of a different/new strain to the order of a good customer as a thank you/bonus. They will tell everybody!
For me it’s about keeping it simple- if you have consistently good product at a fair price delivered quickly with comms and stealth you really shouldn’t need to do much else.
Why add complexity and cost to your business if you are already doing it right? The most appreciated thing you could probably do is occasionally to add a sampler of a different/new strain to the order of a good customer as a thank you/bonus. They will tell everybody!

The point of it would be more than just a few free samples here and there ( we already reward loyalty and don’t brag about it) and we would ALWAYS have stock for our ‘members’ if they existed.... it wouldn’t add complexity if done right that’s why memberships exist in all businesses? It would reward the most loyal and the most loyal would 100% know that they would ALWAYS have access to our product and we’d never ‘run’ out of product for members etc

No offence guys but it seems an awful lot to take on for a seller that went out of stock within weeks of joining (despite saying that wouldn’t happen)and currently has no listings at all!
I was one of your disappointed would-be customers (still am!) and that would have been a whole lot more than disappointment if I had paid fees in advance.
We are all already Members of the LittleBiggy community. Rather than creating sub-memberships let’s see some stock! ;)
Looking forward to it!
I was one of your disappointed would-be customers (still am!) and that would have been a whole lot more than disappointment if I had paid fees in advance.
We are all already Members of the LittleBiggy community. Rather than creating sub-memberships let’s see some stock! ;)
Looking forward to it!

Side note pollypuff, we had lots of product left after you commented about it ....you just didn’t buy anything???

I order at weekends for lower fees and by then everything had gone- but that’s great for you guys, seriously, I wait I lose my bad!
It just seems odd to be talking about membership fees, incentives and supply guarantees when you have nothing on your board?
It just seems odd to be talking about membership fees, incentives and supply guarantees when you have nothing on your board?

Like we said just wanted to see what views there were on a membership scheme .... just throwing a ‘topic’ out there for discussion, we haven’t implemented anything!

honestly, i would just keep doing what you are doing.
good bud @ good prices = good business.
good bud @ good prices = good business.

I'd love to be a member, especially if you can have your lovely green reserved. Not sure what or how it would work. Certainly interested,

Second this.
If its never gonna run out suddenly due to popularity, like recent stock then a membership would be well worth that. Any other discounts or perks are just icing on the cake.
If its never gonna run out suddenly due to popularity, like recent stock then a membership would be well worth that. Any other discounts or perks are just icing on the cake.
