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Kiltman
by  Kiltman
My go to hash vendors.
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by  Kiltman
Royals Hash deals
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Kiltman
by  Kiltman
Funny Scoring stories
Hey biggas
Who has the best and funniest scoring stories from back in the days when you had to go to dodgy alleyways and backstreets who got sold tar as a half Dods and who got busted.
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Foxy2022
So in the bad old days of dealing with people IRL I usually had to drive a decent distance to score. 40-50 miles to my best connection. So I’m nearly there, maybe 10 minutes away when I go to change gear & the clutch pedal just drops to the floor…. Fuck!

We manage to limp it into a shopping centre car park. 2 problems at this point. 1 I’m 50 miles from home & 2 I’ve got no breakdown cover. Of course the main priority is still scoring or the whole things been a waste. So I call my guy who reluctantly agrees to bring it to where I’m at & he knows a local garage so he’ll call them as well.

He arrives about 20 mins later with a very poorly wrapped Oz of stinking weed we do the deal & he leaves. 5 minutes later a recovery wagon rolls in & we end up getting recovered all the way home, three of us sat in the truck which now absolutely reeks of the weed my guy hadn’t really wrapped. The driver never said a word but it must have been obvious!

To top it all off the car needed a new clutch & flywheel at nearly 2 grand plus the cost of recovery.

These days I order off LittleBiggy & have full AA membership!
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pollypuff20
😂😂…brilliant!
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Kiltman
Keep them coming 😂👍
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TheDazzler
Fair play mission accomplished
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Foxy2022
Oh mate believe me I'd have left the car there & walked back with the weed if it came to it! Kinda wish I had, that car was a total piece of shit 😂
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Zigbull!
Had a bit of a freaky one when I was living in Kings Cross in Sydney, there was word of a cafe there selling weed so I went there and ended up getting some, went back to the flat and rolled up a fat one, was 1/2 way through it and I turned on the tv, there was only the cafe I’d just been to being busted live on the news, couldn’t believe it!
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pollypuff20
😂😂Bet you were thinking ‘am I REALLY seeing that on the tv or is this REALLY top shit??’ 👍
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Zigbull!
I was pretty wasted, it blew my mind seeing it! 😂😶‍🌫️
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TheDazzler
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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tomatoalec
I don’t miss those days!

The faff of scoring off a motley crew of lunatics, terrible timekeepers and the awkward ones who would try and get you to hang out for as long as possible…..and only a ‘teenth of the crumbiest soap bar at the end of it!

We’re so lucky we can get reviewed, primo shit delivered to your door in no time!
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TheDazzler
With plastic and tyres 🛞 in it 🙅‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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gardenvariety
I legit found a whole coffee bean in a half of soapbar back in the 90s.
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TheDazzler
I’m laughing because I know it’s true
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pollypuff20
👍👍😍 to that!
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pollypuff20
Hehe too many, all bad, that’s why I love it here!

Once in India I asked around and this bloke took me to a small dark room with no windows and said he’d be right back with the weed. He then goes out and locks the door!. It’s like a hundred degrees and I’m sweating like a pig in what is basically a cell. I convince myself he’s gone for the police to get a bribe for dobbing me in. I wait 20 minutes then start forcibly kicking and pushing at the door but it’s not happening. I am going to have to go crazy ape shit bonkers to smash my way out, and probably not even then. By 30 minutes I’m losing it. I can’t believe I’ve been so fucking stupid!
Nearly 40 minutes later…click…door opens…light….smiley Indian…can’t understand why I’m so stressed…it took him a while to find the ‘man’….says he always locks the door when he goes out!!!
Jesus…I was in a state!
Terrible weed too 😂😂🙀
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TheDazzler
Don't think anything I've got is going to top that man FFS if it was anyone else I would have probably have put

"Did ya aye"

But LB Jedi master PollyPuff20 fair play. Kidnapped for shite weed funny
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pollypuff20
Yeah but the REALLY stupid thing about it only occurred to me later that night…
Having convinced myself he had gone for the plod I STILL completed the transaction!🙀…if the police where outside they’ve now got me in possession…otherwise they would have had sweet FA!
Come on- how stupid am I??🤔
Caveat- it was a LONG time ago…
Also- I’ve got worse than that- don’t get me started on Ibiza!!
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TheDazzler
That’s just bating us 🙄
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Foxy2022
Yep Polly is basically the Mic-Drop king of LittleBiggy. Seriously though I could listen to your life stories all day Polly 👍🏻😁
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pollypuff20
😍😍
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pranava108
In Ghana, they sell weed already cleaned and ground, wrapped in a rizla so you just unwrap it, roll it and smoke it.

Many years ago, we were staying in this small coastal village, and bought an oz from this younger guy, only to find it was the twigs etc that had been cleaned from the actual weed for smoking.

His father heard us arguing with him about this, and looked really angry - lots of shouting etc - so we got kind of worried. We were in the middle of nowhere, very little infrastructure and travellers were rare.

It turned out he was furious with his son for giving visitors to their village a bad experience - not us for trying to buy weed there. He insisted we come into his home, were he provided food and drink and made a real fuss of us, while he sent his brother, on foot, 3 miles up the road to get a sample of decent weed for us to try.

It was great weed (luckily), so he then sent his brother back to get us an actual oz, at local prices, all while apologising for his son ripping us off!
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pollypuff20
Cool😍👍…mine never have such a happy ending!😂
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TheDazzler
Story’s so true you could never make them up
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Kiltman
😂😂 fecking brilliant love it 👍
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TheDazzler
Aye agreed
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Foxy2022
Yeah. I don’t see this one being topped for a while 😂
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TheDazzler
Agreed how to kill a thread 101 by Jedi Master PollyPuff
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TheDazzler
The youth of today will never know the struggles we old folk had to do in the olden days pre mobiles, interweb fucking pre technology.
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pollypuff20
So true…they sit on their arses scrolling through LB…the hardest thing they have to do is answer the door to the postie for their NDD 😖
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Foxy2022
Ain't that the truth! Back in my day this were nowt but Fields. 😂
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Hashishin
Many years ago I went for a vacation to Marseille, France. being the hash enthusiast that I am I went looking for sweet ganja around when I realized some real top shelf hash imported from morocco was to be found. I was around and about for three or four days in which I managed to score different kinds of very nice hash pieces from both local and immigrant fellows. though they didn't speak any english and I didn't speak french, the hash pieces were small and expensive and the vacation was long. I've strive for a better connection, maybe one who actually speaks english so I can negotiate a good deal for a sizeable chunk of the finest available. in the fifth day it happened, I found two guys who spoke english and were able to offer a good deal on a whole bar, it was if I remember correctly the equivalent of 250eur for 100g. they seemed trust worthy and I thought it's a decent price for me as a tourist (especially in light of the prices I paid for the small pieces) so I went for it, hoping it'll be the good stuff. I found myself in the metro of Marseille, heading to Marseille's projects jumping over barriers since the guys I was riding with didn't care for paying a ticket much which was fine on the way there while we didn't carry any hash but on the way back to the city center carrying 100g hash bar on me I was a little worried with every barrier we've jumped. finally arriving to city center after jumping the last barrier a second before I breathe a sigh of relief a huge bloke in uniform with an even bigger dog approach us yelling (probably) for jumping the barriers. as I said I don't speak french and this guy seemed pretty pissed so I'm thinking we're fucked. let me tell you, until this day I don't know what the guys I was with shouted back but anyway we've just continued in our way while the dude (which I figured must have been a security guard and not an officer) was just standing there looking at us walking away doing nothing about it and the whole thing was over in matter of seconds. I eventually got back to my room with a bar of very potent, top shelf, soft moroccan hashish which me and my company enjoyed so very much during our vacation. I thank my good luck for the hash, providence and experience every time I reminiscence 😇
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pollypuff20
Hehe…brilliant! Glad it ended well!
I used to go to clubs with guys who were carrying and at a time when random door searches were common. My instinct was to keep my head down and be meek and polite but these guys were exactly the opposite really fronting up to the doormen in a challenging way. It wasn’t violence but in your face edgy banter. I thought it was a madness but they always claimed it was the soft touches who got rolled, and I guess they were right! 😳👍😉
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TheDazzler
Not a scoring story but this made me think about it and this will really show my age lol

Who remembers the book that teaches you to roll fucking mad ass joints?

Windmills, tulips 4 way fuckers
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tomatoalec
That’s a blast from the past!

800 rizla, 50 grams of baccy and a ton of weed to careful construct something that is basically harsh as fuck after the third drag and leaves your lungs feeling like a pair of shrivelled raisins!

Aaah….the good old days!
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TheDazzler
Good times man
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Kiltman
Yea I remember wasting a lot of rizzlas with that book 😂😂
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TheDazzler
Beaver on the cover lol
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Kiltman
Ah was that a blue beaver ?
The joint rolling handbook 😀
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Kiltman
Just having a look there and you can still buy this on Amazon lol 30 years later for £8 Maybes it’s a more updated version with what to do with concentrates and how to use a dry vape or what tricks you can do with a big mighty 😍
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TheDazzler
No way man

I remember one of my mates using a bic pen as a roch for a tulip

that did not end well lol
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Thugacation
Ahh man so many to tell.

My regular was a strange guy who seemed in need of friends. I'd turn up, he'd make the missus make us tea. (I don't like tea) and then roll us a phatty. This was at a time when I was living with parents and had to sneak around. Going to the shops for 10, turned into 2 hour trips.

Once in Barca, want to pick up, thought taxi drivers would be my gest best, so planned a few short trips so I could interact with a few people and increase my chances.
First guy I ask can hook it up. Drives us to some back streets, meets with dealer on the street, who asks in Spanish 20 or 30. (thank you GCSE Spanish) I quickly chimed in with 20 ,saved me a tenner and off we went.
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pollypuff20
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I’ve only had bad experiences with taxis.😂

I was with a mate going from Schipol airport into the Dam in a prepaid taxi. The dashboard had a generous dusting of white powder. My mate said to the driver we’d be happy to take a little wrap off his hands. He said it wasn’t his taxi, which is fine, except he slammed on the brakes and told us to get out in the middle of nowhere. Took ages to get him to continue the journey. He didn’t hang around for the tip 😂😂😂
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TheDazzler
Funny funny

We need a book of The adventures of Mr PollyPuff
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pollypuff20
Mr ?….honestly Daz you do seem convinced I’m a man? 🤔
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TheDazzler
Me bad! Just a typo lol we can be anything we want now days can we not?
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pollypuff20
Exactly the point mi amigo! 😘
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TheDazzler
🥰
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Foxy2022
This had me puzzled too if I`m honest, not that it matters of course. 😁
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Kiltman
😂👍
Think the beloved Amsterdam days are all over for us tourists no need to go there anymore now we have this lovely smoking lounge 😍
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TheDazzler
It was still excellent 👌 times. 7 19 year olds sharing an apartment in Amsterdam 🤦‍♂️

The first time I went to Amsterdam after the frost night. I went to get some food and stuff could I find anywhere open that sells that naw!

You want pummelled no problem. What to buy a dildo aye. Weed just there

Milk and bread 🥖 nope 👎 lol 😂
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Foxy2022
I fucking love that!!! 😂😂 You have a way with words my friend 👍👍
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pollypuff20
😂😂😂…milk and bread??….surprised you weren’t pistol-whipped by the plod!!
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TheDazzler
Young and dumb and full of.......Nonsense
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pollypuff20
Oh I don’t know, sometimes it’s good to get out of the house!😂
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Kiltman
Brilliant 😂 if you have more we are all ears 😀
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Thugacation
Had this other dealer.
I'd turn up to his place, he'd meet me outside. Go to his car, he'd drive around for a few mins, park up and do the deal. Then drive back.

This was at a time I was buying £10 bags. Man trying to be covert like Pablo or some shit.

Safe to say I didn't use him for long
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TheDazzler
Going to have to think on this one unfortunately there has been a few.

And just for clarification Weed only lol no other party prescriptions????
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Kiltman
Oh I never even considered the old days on micro dots going to see lawnmower man in the Clydebank pictures but I’ll keep that post for the next one 😀
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TheDazzler
Micro dots 🫣 ffs 🤦‍♂️
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pollypuff20
Yeah…let’s not talk about micro dots! 🙉🙈🙊
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Foxy2022
No lets talk about Microdots.... Pleeeeease! 😂 I do have another potentially vehicle related Microdot story.
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pranava108
I have several microdot related stories too...those were the days ;-)
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Foxy2022
I’m thinking we do need a topic on this one too 😁 Come on @Kiltman let’s do this!
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Kiltman
Fire away with the trippy stories it’s all good Wither it be microdots,mushy tea cooked up in an old bean can down the beach or the wonderful strawberry tabs
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Kiltman
I no I was jobe for that whole night 😂
VR in its finest
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The Khasi of Kalabar
Three mates and I went to Hitchin on a Saturday night to score. Picked up some weed and smoked a couple of joints. Went into a public toilet for a Jimmy, me and one mate standing at the trough, the other mate in the sit down. Two coppers walk in. Obviously me and mate number one keep schtum, mate in the cubicle none the wiser keeps mouthing off about passing him a J. The cops walk out and we think we've got away with it till we walk outside. Of course they're waiting, search us and find the weed, then it's in the back of the Panda and down the nick. Statement, charged, fingerprints, mugshot, a stint in a cell. Later it was up before the magistrate, a fine and a criminal record. All that was 50 years ago this year!
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TheDazzler
Fuck sake bet it was not much weight lol 1/8 lol 😂
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The Khasi of Kalabar
It was a tiny amount! I had it tucked down behind the ciggies in a packet of Players Number 6. First place they looked!
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TheDazzler
It’s always the same back then with the 5.0

I remember my mate getting a night in the cells as they searched us and found fuck all but my mate had half used fag deck for roch

The nob asked him. Do you use drugs as he waved it in his face.

His response was, how you got any ????

Nob end huckled him

Ha ha ha ha ha
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pollypuff20
Aw mate feel your pain right there! 😵

Many moons ago I had a bar in Corfu. We used to get hassled a lot by the plod but this night two are just standing at the bar, drinking (free) beer and eying up the girls. This couple are sitting at the bar and the guy just has to tell me in a loud voice about the Q of hash he has that he smuggled in up his wife’s fanny. Any other moment this would have been hilarious. I am frozen in disbelief that he cannot see the two uniformed officers standing next to him! I do that frozen stare at him whilst trying to just flick my eyes to the left to get him to look and shut the fuck up. But no…I thought any minute now the stash is going to make an appearance. I just had to walk away, and as I do so he obviously thinks I’m being rude and shouts out “I take it you don’t want any then?!”…..Jesus Christ….😵‍💫🤯….they then leave and the Greek plod continue to drink their (free) beer….😳
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TheDazzler
🫣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Yea just keep up the good work and you’ll be back at the top before you no it ✌️
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