😍👍

no you rock

Well said and agree 100% smoke weed. Talk shit about said weed. Have a laugh

It’s not hard. People just make it harder than it should be.

This place has been a god send.

People can have a difference of opinion on what ever they want and on the most part that I’ve seen it’s respectable and if you have a laugh at the same time. Fucking result 👊

Two of the best in yourself and Mr Puff

Keep posting and keep up the good work Bro 😎

👏👏👏👏👏👏

Inb4 polly says “why assume I’m a him”🤣😂🤣😂🤣

We all know Polly identifies as a 🦊

I heard whispers of a 🐼

This again 🙄 lol 😂 😂😂😂Valid point force of habit I suppose lol 😂

Don't be assuming someone's... Well anything it seems nowadays 🤷🏽

I assume you're a very hard working man with a lovely family, amirite?😊

Obviously none of you have had the management favourite of "if you assume, it makes an ass out of u and me" repeated like some sort of mantra at you over the years

Nope 😂

Some of that is right, not all of that is right

🤫

I’ll write a smoke report if the weed or product blows me away.
I’m thinking “shitty death every Bigga needs to get their lungs around this!!” and feel it’s my civic duty to tell them all (whilst part of me thinks I should perhaps stay stumpf and keep it all for myself😂)

If it’s average weed or product I don’t really have much to say. If I think it’s poor I’ll look at reviews and if they are good then assume it’s probably just me. But I always leave an honest score plus notes on the running review page.

Like most Biggas I cannot get my head around the ‘10/10 haven’t tried yet’ reviews😡🤯…it’s like Biggas think if they don’t fill the review within minutes of receiving it then it will disappear in a puff of smoke ( which of course it will, but only in due course😂😂)

I think that is the approach most bigga’s take. I’m guessing

It’s infuriating and defeats the purpose. At least you know how long it takes to arrive. That’s one positive to take from it I suppose

I don't take much notice of them. I have a (c.)400mg tolerance, so the bleary-eyed euphoria of young men who've just stepped up from soap bar after buying some mids on here doesn't impress me all that much.

Actually, having thought about it, it makes me jealous. Very bloody jealous.

Is that a high tolerance? Not sure how it’s measured 🤔

400mg would be 2g of 20% THC weed I think, it's a bit of an odd flex but I think they are trying to say they need more than that to feel the effects?

A 0.5ml d9 cart would be around 450mg if it was strong

Flex? Is that a young whippersnapper's way of saying I was showing off!? 🤣

Far from it. I wish I had the tolerance I had when I started out though. I was banging through 1g of cheese a week back in the day, seeing visuals and shit, now a couple of g gives me a 'standard' buzz. Go figure. Science definitely needs to come up with a drug that resets cannabinoid receptors.

They have, it’s called a ‘tolerance break’….😂👍

It's high enough to be too expensive for my current financial situation.

Guess it's subjective, but I kind of work on the premise, like our fellow bigger, DeadRabb1t, that HQ weed is about 20%.

I know if I eat 400mg of distillate, that's enough to get me there, 500 to really enjoy it, 550 to go lunar.

We’re all different mate ❤️

It is wonderful 👍😂👍

The Apexskunk smoke reports have led me to some great purchases I wouldn’t otherwise have made. Also I like reading them.
Keep it up

I find them very helpful and enjoy the read. Especially the last one on Hans 👌

If I’m honest Im no fucking expert or ever claim to be but like you I like a good smoke report / seller feedback on venders I have not used and like to read peoples opinions in it and give my own long winded comments lol 😂

This might sound like I’m a tool but for ages me buying street. Weed was weed 🙄 don’t I know.

I have been trying to “educate” myself which also involves continually experimenting. 1st world problems eh

Now here lies the problem and I would like your view on it?

If you do get smoke that does not live up to the hype or anything else.

Would we still write a smoke report ?

What’s the golden rules ?

DM the seller if it’s anything below what you expected before posting a review / topic or do we do an honest review good or bad ?

I don’t want to open a can of worms but every other consumer platform does. Trip adviser / Amazon / eBay
I like most bigga’s on reflection have given 9/10 when really should be 7/8.

I’ve been quite lucky as on the whole I have had decent weed for the price that I pay.

Is the review solely based on the smoke and smoke alone ?

For instance is it fair to compare Druids / Hans / hashin / British bull dog the list could go on and on ( all out my budget mostly and in the I wish section) as getting a 1/2 Oz for $100

I always take value for money into account when I make a judgment like everything else as a consumer?

Is it fair to compare Aldi to Harrods but you can get good stuff in both.

Please keep posting man

Take it easy

I really appreciate the people who give honest reviews and compare vendors like that. I think it takes a certain amount of bravery to be completely honest, and I often look for coded language for weak weed in reviews such as "daytime smoke" or "great for beginners". 😂

Lol the British polite code of saying weak green 😂😂

Great point, though I do believe or find myself some weed is better suited to wake and bake and day time smokes.

I stupidly smoked a strong indica once before work and fuck me it was stupid, people saying I look confused 😐

Cheers Dazzler,

Some mighty fine points.

Normal reviews 10/10 weed arrived lol I take with a pinch of salt. And look for a report for the detail.

I wish the official reviews would split into categories I.e stealth, product, price, delivery, customer service 👍

With my own smoke reports I will rate the weed as weed regardless of price.

Anything shit (I’ve been lucky or selected skilfully based on reports from people I trust) I would always contact the vendor first, many I think would want to hear and seen vendors take bud down if a bit ropey on reviews.

I have had 1 or 2 less than perfect, and highlight this in my review.
The one that sticks in mind was one that hadn’t fully cured, still smokeable but needed 3-5 days additional curing and burping 😂

Is it fair to compare based on price points, probably not as can’t really compare a Ferrari to a ford, though they both can drive from A to B and that’s where I try come from.

Like you I buy budget from pistach, I’ve rated this highly. Strawberry ammy being a fav of mine!

I wish the official reviews would split into categories . Could not agree more Apexskunk2. You can have the best weed known to fucking mankind but if it gets fucked every time because of the stealth or lack of it what's the fucking point.

That's a good point you have and you can't argue with in regards on how you approach your reviews. Everyone has there own way of smoke reports / reviews. That's one of the main things I like about the community.

You read what you want to read and make your own decisions and if the smoke report helps with that decision Fucking A

If you don't agree or don't like users reports or opinions that's what the comments are for.

Ferrari to a ford again I agree to a certain extent as both get you from A to B but I'm telling you the now! Am I fuck taking the mega bus lol ha ha ha

Yea I like using pistach and used him a few times but not the Strawberry ammy. I'll put it on the list which is as long as a bog roll by now.

It’s worth a try if you like ammy mate, varies on batch which strain you get more taste of but I love both flavours and does the trick.

Can wake and bake and smoke through day but keep smoking and will be on arse 😂

Your reviewing against their advert not against other weed , hence why can have 10/10 dirt weed if it was sold and priced appropriately.

The issue is that the way the ratings work people won't use vendors under 9.something so if you were leaving 7 or 8's you would suddenly see vendors being upset

And in regards to Aldi and Harrods comparison, sure you can you just need to be objective and realise that Aldi ham slices are likely not from the same pig as Harrods

Very good point with regards to the comparison. Hadn’t thought about it as such in that way but as I said along the same lines.

I would base it on value for money so if it’s advertised as shit but cheep then that has to be definitely taken into account.

Especially new venders maybe 25+ sales tops so a low review would crush there ratings for sure.

That’s exactly what my point was and just a way of phrasing it.

I personally would not compare the two like for like. Exactly the same with my reviews

I would not compare a $90 Q vs a $40 Q just as an example. As advertised and value are more or less in line with each other you would hope.

Long winded way of saying that if you declare so to speak how your smoke report or rating is based on then a more informed decision can be made by the reader

As promised

Worth noting that some reports carry more weight than others; Tman, Dreamer420, Petitfleur, Sam508 have all contributed to my enjoyment of this site

petitefleur helped me loads!!!

Shoutout to my fellow shillsters deadrabbit and pollypuff too.

And thanks to anyone else who does detailed reviews, I read them!!!

Her reviews are always spot on
And where is DR anyway? I’ve even seen people saying positive things about Arizer products. Totally un-challenged? What’s going on?

I'm about but busy in real life making hutch V2 I'm also predominantly perscribed weed now so that takes the fun out of LB a bit

Summoned like candy man , show a bud 3 times and say his name….
😂

Glad you’re still about dm me about prescription weed please mate

Not seen Rabit for a bit hope he’s ok, usually surfaces when the usual vendors drop.

I’d expect his spidey sense tingles after bulldog posted a bud porn pic.😂

I always look at reviews and usually write my own too, for reasons already given - primarily, the actual ratings system is a bit broken.

Definitely help. Keep it up. I like to read a good honest review. What I don't like to see is something like this (Apologies to those biggas who are impatient!):

"10/10 Fantastic. Not tried it yet."

Makes me so angry I could crush a grape. :)

Lol I have been guilty of this but I will always follow up with smoke report 😂

Yeah the thing is when I receive a package I do feel this overwhelming urge to review ASAP! I feel like the vendor is waiting impatiently for my review - is it just me?
It's that limbo state in your order "sent awaiting your review" which then stifles my descriptive ability. All I can of is "it's pot and gets me high" ! No wonder Biggas leave a quick 10/10 review.

Weed gives you the ability to be creative but takes away the ability to form construct two words together string wibble. :)

Lol 😂 it’s hard also when you have had the same stuff multiple times. I tend to say leave a full review first order the say 2nd 3rd order refer to first review. Then remember it doesn’t tell you who left the review 🤦

Very good point!

😂😂 I remember the first order and the sheer joy, shock and delight when it actually arrives warranted a 10/10

I do hope the review system can add a bit more depth soon.

Just a couple of categories should really help 👍

Yeah - that first time purchase, I agree!!

All vendor votes are in one place so it would be good for each order to rate out of 10, say, Quality, Stealth/Packaging, etc. and these scores to be collated and shown on the vendor's page as one figure. Although, will this get cumbersome and eventually all the rating options will just get 10/10 anyway!

Stealth: 10/10 but I haven't looked inside yet.
Quality: 10/10 but I haven't tried yet.
Customer service: 10/10 but I have never contacted them.

Oh well, maybe not such a good idea! :)

😂😂😂😂😭

That review on the new system killed me mate wp

Not to labor the point but just seen this on a review.

Fantastic experience with this vendor. Great comms, stealth and delivery.

All good to know of course but I want to know about the bud also, not fucking date him lol

Aye thanks for the info. I think that is worse than 10/10 got it thanks

Takes more effort, funny tho

I can see peoples lack of response or views I might not agree with it but I do see the point.

I don't really leave feedback on any other platform other than here

Who wrote this 😂🤣😂

Top review

That’s brilliant 👏👏👏👏

I wish I wrote it

Hehehe… yeah that first successful order feeling when the world is indeed a truly wonderful place and you are awash with gratitude and warmth for all…how can that not be a 10/10? 😂🥰😂

Like yesterday

I defo 10/10 that bitch lol

"sent awaiting your review" you see it everytime you log in. Sometimes it's getting the time to write a decent review.

I tend to DM them saying that it's all kool and the gang and will review shortly

Agreed

Deffo help me, I trust a smoke report over some reviews I have seen. The only smoke reports I have seen that don't really help are off the back of promos or freebies (not yours)

Yeah I hear that, some of the reviews from freebies I fear are written under a thought that if they don’t praise it high enough they won’t get another freebie.

Only freebies I’ve had are with an order, like a joint or two. I just review them like I bought it but with a disclaimer 👍

I’ve applied to review some new vendors herb when they post, but most stay clear of an Apex review so that right or wrongfully tells me they aren’t confident in the results 🤷‍♂️

I have said this on another tread but I have only written smoke reports or reviews on weed that I have purchased for that exact reason.

This is particularly good when trying testers. As sometimes it gives you the chance to try something that you would not particularly order but and this is a big but I also try and take it in context. I don't know if I'm just weary of tester reports as if you are in any type of retail setting. Your not going to send out shite testers if your trying to make a name for yourself.

I’m tempted by samples but some add shipping which then makes it almost a Henry of budget herb 😭

I'm sure I seen someone add $30 shipping to a sample.

Also $150 Oz and $50 plus shipping. Does my head in (Click bait) I'm not saying it's not a good deal but why not just put $200 Oz and free shipping

Yeah the amount of times I’ve added to cart only to remove as can’t afford $20 post 😩

I feel your pain bro

I had to call my mate once to send BC as the rate changed and I was short $5 and used everything I had to pay it in the first place

Got there in the end

I'd actually be quite interested to see them if they accept, I have some nasty stuff off some of the new vendors lately

I’m old mate does nasty mean dog shit weed lol?

I’d love to take a punt on some new vendors, but I can’t really afford a bag of shit and be stuck for a week. Smoke too much quite addicted and high tolerance.

You know me, I’d happily review anything but by god, if it’s shit ween I’m telling it how it is to try save someone else the displeasure of buying it and having to smoke it 😂

Think I’ve posted up on a good few new vendor sample posts, many don’t acknowledge me but then send to person above and below my post who have like 2 buys at 30$? 🤷‍♂️

Another question if I may:

Would vendors be pissed if I did “Bud battle” reviews?
Two similar priced buds, same mix (indica, Sativa, hybrid etc.)

Been thinking about it but wanted vendors (especially my go tos) opinion first.

Many times I’ve been stuck for choice between two strains 😂

I asked vendors about a ‘Battle Of The Carts’ and they were all really supportive. Carts all look the same but are so different in make up and price it’s a minefield.
Trouble is I then got Covid, stripped my lungs, got a lingering wheeze that wouldn’t clear and couldn’t hack it (so to speak🥴) so it’s been on the back burner.
I think Biggas should do this kind of stuff👍👍

Ohhh vendors are ok with it?

If anything lands we could have Battle of the Buds: Round 1 (smalls) 🤞

I'm in lol

Just had shrooms smalls

Ohh nice any good mate?

They said 3pm cut off and special delivery, I’m preying it lands tomorrow as just got another bag off local dealer and fuck me it’s some ropey ass shit, I could grow better in my garden ffs 🤦‍♂️

I'm really enjoying it man. It gives me a long lingering stone. Which I like.

Don't know if it's the mix of strains or what but for me it's good.

Not the sharp right away high but fucking take you by surprise. Ninja high.

Put this way I smoked my first bit and thought not much of it. It tasted good and smoked good but I was kind of unsure of it as I did not get that high straight off the bat.

So another was called for and lets just say 40 min later I regretted that decision. well not regretted more unexpected lol

Be good to hear your thoughts man. fingers crossed for you

Sounds sick mate, shroom kindly dm,d me some identifiers so I should be able to split them apart for a scientific test 😂😂

A creeper is always good till it creeps up on you mid meeting

I remember that. I was also looking forward to it but as you said fucking covid

Are you in my head? Your "bud battle" comment has hit home with something I was thinking about the other day but tbh a bit reluctant to mention because I may come across as a bit naive...

All these vendors. All these products. How many suppliers?
Thai weed not around for a while then pops up on one vendor's page, I GUARANTEE other vendors slowly but surely start advertising THEIR own Thai.
Maroc - the same.
Beldia - the same.
Skywalker - the same.
Letcho hash - the same.

Plus others I can't remember. Ok, popular strains will always be in plentiful supply but my point is when a product pops up that hasn't been around for a while, you can bet that other vendors will suddenly have their "own" supply exclusive to them.

Maybe there is only a handful of suppliers in the UK or maybe I'm just talking absolute bollocks!

It doesn't really matter so long as we all have lots of choice but your "bud battle" review would highlight any similarities (or not!).

Maybe all the vendors are just one person? Now I'm in conspiracy theory bullshit territory!! :)

I have noticed that also but it's basic economics.

Supply and demand

I think I seen the Thai first on MrBreal (Can't member if that's right) someone please correct me if I'm wrong.

He quickly climbed quite quickly up wall.

Next thing is an influx of the stuff

I challenge you to look at all available products and tell me which are selling fastest and would recommend to a vendor to start stocking!!! Unless they have more info at their fingertips.

It can't be the items wall, if so Pistach Beldia must have sold billions, can't remember when it wasn't at the top! :)

my point is when a product pops up that hasn't been around for a while, you can bet that other vendors will suddenly have their "own" supply exclusive to them.

I agree with your point and of course some sellers must have multiple accounts selling the same gear. They must also see what's selling based on reviews ect as I would if I was selling.

That's not a challenge that's a full time job without access to the info needed lol

Just an observation. I seen it on the topic's wall first then on the wall.
Like you said other sellers have there own "supply"

Since I have started using the site it was shake Rdeal but not 100% then the cookies & Cream, Dr extracts ect ect

Now it's like you say Cookies & cream for ages now.

Does anyone know how the wonder wall works lol

It would be funny if LB turned out to be John from Preston! **completely random, I mean no offence/harm to any Johns from Preston!!**

You realise next time I see an obscure product, say Charas, temple balls or the like, I'm going to be extra vigilant and see if other vendors start selling the same straight away!

Although, what does it matter? Should be glad of all the choices! I'm overthinking again. I think I need a toot!!!

I think you will have more luck convincing Truuuump he isn't President than figuring out the wall.

And yes, that many u's to highlight the onomatopoeia (ooh, check out the big brain on Brett...) :)

Does marsellus wallace look like a bitch!

That would be funny sitting with millions in cyrpto living in his mum's spare room, orange fingers from eating too meany wotsits lol and a comb over

onomatopoeia- I had to google that

Orange wotsit fingers!!!😂😂

Many a night and day has Apex has such fingers or Cheeto fingers (slightly darker)

😆😆😆😆😆

interesting little sub discussion this one.

Hopefully a vendor weighs in with input, but I’m convinced some buy from like a dark web wholesale or something, hence we see the same strains crop up (pun intended) near the same time.

Price variance likely due to how much bulk they buy allowing cheaper deals.

🤔

I would like to read bud battle man.

you could make it like a knock out winner takes all lol

I done think my bank balance could do it as regular and like it should be lol

Ideally it would be knock out rounds, whittling down say the 90/10 indica to the final 2 😂

For now, I’ll just do a little like for like battle.

First one will be a trifector special of small buds.

This is If it lands, still waiting on Hans smalls from 29th sept and just banged in order for smalls of shroom of the loom with special delivery 🤞

Nice, and like you I would like a balance to fund my "Education" you think I could get a mature student loan lol

I liked them. As I have said before for me it was a cheeky creeper and really enjoyed it!

My mate tried it and said he never liked it but getting him to smoke anything but Dawg is a nightmare lol

You like what you like and in my opinion that's the point and why we are so spoiled on LB.

Nasty = not good 😂
I really need to stop trusting a few new ones haha but then you get the odd one that smashes it. (northern organics, sassy buds, bud notonist etc) all new when I tried them.
Tbh with reliable vendors dropping prices recently new guys will find it hard I think.

I am writing a topic at some point on some new venders I have used and had good experience with (again I don't if that is just blind luck)

I will post a link once it's done as I am waiting for the last one to drop tomorrow.

Like everyone else I am always werry about using new venders, because not cunt want shite gear but I wanted to see if my stoner late at night stupid idea had merit

Lol thanks for clarifying

I went with bud botanist if that’s the same one as a new vendor.

Reason behind I could tell that person had grown it themselves with a lot of love and care by the words and methods described 👍

Nothing against new vendors as they all have to start somewhere, I’m just not in a position to try too many at risk of getting a q of nasty bud that does nothing and tastes like old socks and digestive biscuits 😂

ShadowStorm84 I agree that you feel some sort of guilt if its not a good review as it was for free

Your smoke reports help both parties, keep up the good work 👊

Thanks GT ❤️

Yes mate they are helpful. Thanks for putting the effort in. I'm sure you've helped countless people on here make their choices.

Keep up the good work.

Cheers BB 😊👍🍻

Cheers Bulldog, you got anything dropping soon?

I always miss the drops 😭

End of October buddy, I'll drop a message nearer to when she's ready, she's just curing at the moment.

Can't say what she's like as a smoke as I've been really good and waited until she's properly ready, but it's been bloody hard work keeping my hands out of the jars! She smells lovely and looks the part too. 👐

If you're short on coin at the time, or for whatever reason don't hesitate to send me a PM and I'll always reserve some for you of any drop. As with all my previous customers, I don't mind putting a bit to one side for you in a jar until you've got the funds. No bother at all.

But yeah, I'm looking at dropping her on the last weekend of October when hopefully she'll be at her best. 🤞

All the best buddy.

Cheers BB 😊👍🍻

Pay day week!! Perfect

Well done on not raiding the buds early, that takes some will power 😂

Seconded!
How’s that WC coming on BB I know you were up against it with the heat & humidity?

It was a massive battle but I think I came out on top.

Temps are always a nightmare, and humidity is another pain in the arse but the kind of heat and humidity we had during that heat wave, when I was just at the height of the flowering period was a massive stress.

A 12,000 btu AC unit and two dehumidifiers running 24/7 just about did the trick, but I made sure the wife didn't see the last electricity bill! Just paid that one and tried to forget about it 😬

The drop will be at the end of October. I'll post a message closer to the time.

Hope you're well mate.

Cheers BB 😊👍🍻

holy fuck those nugs!!!😍

And great result with the ac and bill hiding skills 🤣

Bit of bud porn for you. A 10g nug fully dried.

I'm not sure how that's going to go through someone's letterbox though so I might just have to smoke her myself.... 😉

Cheers BB 😊👍🍻

😍
Lovely job! One of my favourites this and that looks spectacular

Fuck me!!!

Now that is a beautiful bud mate. Look like grow went well, how’s the terps developing 🤤

100% need some of this for October pay day

Thanks buddy.

Like I say I've not tried her yet but the smell is getting better and better. Quite floral, sweet and a bit of citrus sourness too. Bit early to tell how she'll end up in a few weeks but she's looking promising.

Cheers BB 😊👍🍻

Sounds sick already!

When I grew I was shocked just how much flavour and smell could develop over the entire curing process.

I miss the art of growing myself

Always enjoy a good read buddy👍

Lol thanks polly, I’ll hopefully have a new report up today if it ever lands 😭

Reviews are definitely appreciated by vendors as we know what standards to keep and what needs to come again or be forgotten..
Some things sit with everyone equally and may have one or two people who prefer differently .. but if youre getting too many negative reviews about something then it needs to be changed.

Have you tried real-d? I'm loving his skittles at the moment

No mate, not heard of this vendor before 🤔

Though I’m a lazy fucker and barely scroll the wall anymore and just search my usual suspects in Google 😂

Another for Real-D as an addition to a good list. The shatter is excellent.

Added the link in, pretty sure you won't be dissapointed

Is it you who doesn't like lemon profiles usually?

Dazzler is the lemon hater, I’m not put off by it but not drawn to them either.

I smoked a couple of bars of lemon haze and lemon amnesia way back.

This being said, mercyene or whatever it’s called I believe is the lemon terps and is majority In lots of things I rate highly 🤷‍♂️

Well it's not really lemony anyway to me. It has a bit of lemon and lime at first but when broke up I find it quite gassy.

It looks and sounds a good one mate, you lot keep making me add new vendors to my “try and review soon” list 😂

RD's LA Kush Cake.
ffs don't buy it all tho.😊✌️

Thanks for the shout out as always 🙌. Appreciated.

New banger coming sooon!
Flower and concentrates 🤫

The Doctor will see you NOW sir! 😉

Bloody meetings, left it too late at 3:30 pm for anything fml 🤣

🙈

Harvest season is upon us and I'm sure the Grove have a few little treats lined up for Xmas 😉

Can confirm after chatting with DM they've got a few special things lined up! Pretty sure I'd never even heard of any of them before!

Might even put a cheeky order in myself 😉

Cheers BB 😊👍🍻

Both teasing me now 🤣

Bulldog is your only getting listed on the sat? Just wondering if chance of earlier as payday next week and will need a batch asap 🤜

I'm sure BB's ladies are going to be worth waiting for!

Aye no doubt mate, just I’m poor atm from needed boiler 😭

Need to ration and trying to plan my vendors 😂

I’ll be waiting on both you two don’t worry 🤜

Sent you a PM.

Cheers. BB

Legend - it feels like a pre order of call of duty mate. Can’t wait.

So BBS wedding cake will be a contender and written up

Druids whatever -just please don’t have like 6 amazing strains as kid needs presents

If you do, beg you do a Xmas selection box 😉

Got my eye on a Riley offering and another vendor highlighted a classic they thinks needs the lung of Apex 😂

Hehe only 3 😉