There is no stigma attached to a dispute- it protects your coin. If the order comes good you just cancel it. The point of LB and the reason for its success is escrow- you should always use it. Just be fair, reasonable and polite at all times. Good comms solves everything but if the vendor won’t talk then escrow is there to refund you…

Hi Polly

Thanks for that. That was my feeling too, just a bit nervous about it I guess. They are replying to comms about the missing 1/2 & I'm happy to give it more time to show up and I'm always happy to work with the vendor. I genuinely don't think theres anything shady happening with either order, just a simple order mix-up combined with a lost/delayed item. Thanks for the reassurance. I'm sure this kind of question comes up a lot!

No worries..👍…most vendors on here are honest people.
Just be careful not to let your order time out beyond the dispute window. Place your dispute and cancel if the vendor resolves it. Vendors get paid out from transaxe after 14 days so scammers will often try to string you out…

Thanks Polly.

I`ll keep a eye on it so it doesn't time out. I don't think for a second there's a scam with this order, just a mix-up on one and a missing parcel on the other. This is a reputable vendor so I'm confident it'll get sorted out in the end, hopefully without hitting the dispute button but it's reassuring to know I can if I need to. Just getting my head around how everything works still. :-)

A small % of deliveries inevitably go missing and there is no blame on either side. So how do you resolve that? Unfortunately some buyers will make false claims to get.a reship and some vendors do make mistakes or worse. Where there is no apparent blame transaxe will normally offer a 50% settlement depending on reputation. Good luck👍

😂😂…brilliant!

Keep them coming 😂👍

Fair play mission accomplished

I don’t miss those days!

The faff of scoring off a motley crew of lunatics, terrible timekeepers and the awkward ones who would try and get you to hang out for as long as possible…..and only a ‘teenth of the crumbiest soap bar at the end of it!

We’re so lucky we can get reviewed, primo shit delivered to your door in no time!

With plastic and tyres 🛞 in it 🙅‍♂️🤦‍♂️

👍👍😍 to that!

The youth of today will never know the struggles we old folk had to do in the olden days pre mobiles, interweb fucking pre technology.

So true…they sit on their arses scrolling through LB…the hardest thing they have to do is answer the door to the postie for their NDD 😖

Had a bit of a freaky one when I was living in Kings Cross in Sydney, there was word of a cafe there selling weed so I went there and ended up getting some, went back to the flat and rolled up a fat one, was 1/2 way through it and I turned on the tv, there was only the cafe I’d just been to being busted live on the news, couldn’t believe it!

😂😂Bet you were thinking ‘am I REALLY seeing that on the tv or is this REALLY top shit??’ 👍

I was pretty wasted, it blew my mind seeing it! 😂😶‍🌫️

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Hehe too many, all bad, that’s why I love it here!

Once in India I asked around and this bloke took me to a small dark room with no windows and said he’d be right back with the weed. He then goes out and locks the door!. It’s like a hundred degrees and I’m sweating like a pig in what is basically a cell. I convince myself he’s gone for the police to get a bribe for dobbing me in. I wait 20 minutes then start forcibly kicking and pushing at the door but it’s not happening. I am going to have to go crazy ape shit bonkers to smash my way out, and probably not even then. By 30 minutes I’m losing it. I can’t believe I’ve been so fucking stupid!
Nearly 40 minutes later…click…door opens…light….smiley Indian…can’t understand why I’m so stressed…it took him a while to find the ‘man’….says he always locks the door when he goes out!!!
Jesus…I was in a state!
Terrible weed too 😂😂🙀

😂😂 fecking brilliant love it 👍

Aye agreed

Agreed how to kill a thread 101 by Jedi Master PollyPuff

Don't think anything I've got is going to top that man FFS if it was anyone else I would have probably have put

"Did ya aye"

But LB Jedi master PollyPuff20 fair play. Kidnapped for shite weed funny

Yeah but the REALLY stupid thing about it only occurred to me later that night…
Having convinced myself he had gone for the plod I STILL completed the transaction!🙀…if the police where outside they’ve now got me in possession…otherwise they would have had sweet FA!
Come on- how stupid am I??🤔
Caveat- it was a LONG time ago…
Also- I’ve got worse than that- don’t get me started on Ibiza!!

That’s just bating us 🙄

Story’s so true you could never make them up

😍😍

In Ghana, they sell weed already cleaned and ground, wrapped in a rizla so you just unwrap it, roll it and smoke it.

Many years ago, we were staying in this small coastal village, and bought an oz from this younger guy, only to find it was the twigs etc that had been cleaned from the actual weed for smoking.

His father heard us arguing with him about this, and looked really angry - lots of shouting etc - so we got kind of worried. We were in the middle of nowhere, very little infrastructure and travellers were rare.

It turned out he was furious with his son for giving visitors to their village a bad experience - not us for trying to buy weed there. He insisted we come into his home, were he provided food and drink and made a real fuss of us, while he sent his brother, on foot, 3 miles up the road to get a sample of decent weed for us to try.

It was great weed (luckily), so he then sent his brother back to get us an actual oz, at local prices, all while apologising for his son ripping us off!

Cool😍👍…mine never have such a happy ending!😂

Ahh man so many to tell.

My regular was a strange guy who seemed in need of friends. I'd turn up, he'd make the missus make us tea. (I don't like tea) and then roll us a phatty. This was at a time when I was living with parents and had to sneak around. Going to the shops for 10, turned into 2 hour trips.

Once in Barca, want to pick up, thought taxi drivers would be my gest best, so planned a few short trips so I could interact with a few people and increase my chances.
First guy I ask can hook it up. Drives us to some back streets, meets with dealer on the street, who asks in Spanish 20 or 30. (thank you GCSE Spanish) I quickly chimed in with 20 ,saved me a tenner and off we went.

👍👍
I’ve only had bad experiences with taxis.😂

I was with a mate going from Schipol airport into the Dam in a prepaid taxi. The dashboard had a generous dusting of white powder. My mate said to the driver we’d be happy to take a little wrap off his hands. He said it wasn’t his taxi, which is fine, except he slammed on the brakes and told us to get out in the middle of nowhere. Took ages to get him to continue the journey. He didn’t hang around for the tip 😂😂😂

Funny funny

We need a book of The adventures of Mr PollyPuff

Mr ?….honestly Daz you do seem convinced I’m a man? 🤔

Me bad! Just a typo lol we can be anything we want now days can we not?

Exactly the point mi amigo! 😘

🥰

😂👍
Think the beloved Amsterdam days are all over for us tourists no need to go there anymore now we have this lovely smoking lounge 😍

It was still excellent 👌 times. 7 19 year olds sharing an apartment in Amsterdam 🤦‍♂️

The first time I went to Amsterdam after the frost night. I went to get some food and stuff could I find anywhere open that sells that naw!

You want pummelled no problem. What to buy a dildo aye. Weed just there

Milk and bread 🥖 nope 👎 lol 😂

😂😂😂…milk and bread??….surprised you weren’t pistol-whipped by the plod!!

Young and dumb and full of.......Nonsense

Oh I don’t know, sometimes it’s good to get out of the house!😂

Brilliant 😂 if you have more we are all ears 😀

Had this other dealer.
I'd turn up to his place, he'd meet me outside. Go to his car, he'd drive around for a few mins, park up and do the deal. Then drive back.

This was at a time I was buying £10 bags. Man trying to be covert like Pablo or some shit.

Safe to say I didn't use him for long

Going to have to think on this one unfortunately there has been a few.

And just for clarification Weed only lol no other party prescriptions????

Oh I never even considered the old days on micro dots going to see lawnmower man in the Clydebank pictures but I’ll keep that post for the next one 😀

Micro dots 🫣 ffs 🤦‍♂️

Yeah…let’s not talk about micro dots! 🙉🙈🙊

I have several microdot related stories too...those were the days ;-)

Fire away with the trippy stories it’s all good Wither it be microdots,mushy tea cooked up in an old bean can down the beach or the wonderful strawberry tabs

I no I was jobe for that whole night 😂
VR in its finest

Many years ago I went for a vacation to Marseille, France. being the hash enthusiast that I am I went looking for sweet ganja around when I realized some real top shelf hash imported from morocco was to be found. I was around and about for three or four days in which I managed to score different kinds of very nice hash pieces from both local and immigrant fellows. though they didn't speak any english and I didn't speak french, the hash pieces were small and expensive and the vacation was long. I've strive for a better connection, maybe one who actually speaks english so I can negotiate a good deal for a sizeable chunk of the finest available. in the fifth day it happened, I found two guys who spoke english and were able to offer a good deal on a whole bar, it was if I remember correctly the equivalent of 250eur for 100g. they seemed trust worthy and I thought it's a decent price for me as a tourist (especially in light of the prices I paid for the small pieces) so I went for it, hoping it'll be the good stuff. I found myself in the metro of Marseille, heading to Marseille's projects jumping over barriers since the guys I was riding with didn't care for paying a ticket much which was fine on the way there while we didn't carry any hash but on the way back to the city center carrying 100g hash bar on me I was a little worried with every barrier we've jumped. finally arriving to city center after jumping the last barrier a second before I breathe a sigh of relief a huge bloke in uniform with an even bigger dog approach us yelling (probably) for jumping the barriers. as I said I don't speak french and this guy seemed pretty pissed so I'm thinking we're fucked. let me tell you, until this day I don't know what the guys I was with shouted back but anyway we've just continued in our way while the dude (which I figured must have been a security guard and not an officer) was just standing there looking at us walking away doing nothing about it and the whole thing was over in matter of seconds. I eventually got back to my room with a bar of very potent, top shelf, soft moroccan hashish which me and my company enjoyed so very much during our vacation. I thank my good luck for the hash, providence and experience every time I reminiscence 😇

Not a scoring story but this made me think about it and this will really show my age lol

Who remembers the book that teaches you to roll fucking mad ass joints?

Windmills, tulips 4 way fuckers

Yea I remember wasting a lot of rizzlas with that book 😂😂

Beaver on the cover lol

Ah was that a blue beaver ?
The joint rolling handbook 😀

Just having a look there and you can still buy this on Amazon lol 30 years later for £8 Maybes it’s a more updated version with what to do with concentrates and how to use a dry vape or what tricks you can do with a big mighty 😍

No way man

I remember one of my mates using a bic pen as a roch for a tulip

that did not end well lol

That’s a blast from the past!

800 rizla, 50 grams of baccy and a ton of weed to careful construct something that is basically harsh as fuck after the third drag and leaves your lungs feeling like a pair of shrivelled raisins!

Aaah….the good old days!

Good times man

If you mean “arousal 😜” I’m reading good things about White Tahoe Cookies. I haven’t tried. DIUK have some and I’m just about to pull the trigger

Fnarrr…fnarrrr….arousal?…..pull the trigger?….oh forget it! 😉

👍👍😎…thanks Foxy…Finbar was always one of my favourites…along with Paul Whicker, The Tall Vicar…🤩😂🤩…and Buster Gonad of course…

I have some Bubble Hash and for the filthy things it makes me do it should be banned!
Well, ok, it’s already illegal I suppose…but that’s not the point! 😂😂😂

Last thing I fucking need mate… through the fck roof already 😍🔥

It's his eyes. Oh wait I see what you mean my bad. All weed gives.me the horn tbh.

Solventless Bob has been selling samosa live resin, that's meant to be pretty good

Oooh I do like live resin! 😋…I’ve got some Cereal Milk live resin somewhere, must fish it out. Can’t remember if I cop the horn….🤔

Most 50/50 hybrids IMO;)

No weed at all,come off weed do a t break and ul be one horny mutha fka

Wild Thailand by World of Seeds

I’m pushing 100 orders on here and my advice would be: order small & with reliable stealth (preferably boxed) and seizure is not a risk worth worth worrying about. It’s a zero sum game for RM to get involved, nothing but a pain in the arse. They do it when they handle large stinky packages that generally offer them no option.

So that said, in terms of seizure risk I don’t think type of delivery makes any difference. Buy tracked so you can confirm it’s been sent, simple as that for me.

Like others, I’ve only ever had non tracked packages go missing. I’m convinced that’s because they were never sent.

Lol your last paragraph is another reason I stick to NDD, easier to get sorted in the unlikely event of fuckery 😂

👍👍😉

My personal experience in the last 2&1/2 years using this site is that the only packages I have ordered that did not turn up were 1st class post.

I exclusively use NDD and in the last 50+ orders none of those have ever went missing, I wouldn’t consider using 1st class unless it was a small order I could probably afford to lose

Hi Jolo

Thanks very much for sharing your experience.

One of the (many) reasons I ended up joining LB is becuase I got sick of my local guy making me wait for days on end for the next drop.

On that basis not knowing when the parcel will turn up is not ideal but as long as it does not get intercepted I guess I can live with it.

Still, if you have a list of reliable LB sellers who do offer NDD (Greentech is one as they sent my first purchase in a day - with good stealth to boot) and you wouldn't mind sharing it then that would be much appreciated.

Thanks

We provide NDD with tracking and have been a vendor on the deep web for over 4 years now. Just starting out with LB as a vendore but from my experience, the packaging has to look like its a genuine package for someone who orders online.... that being said in all my years ive only ever had 1 package get taken and it was not explainable, therefore i would say its purely hit or miss or luck if it does get taken or lost

There’s quite a few, the two Polly mentioned along with the likes of Pistach, Green team, Green Cat spring to mind, too many to remember off hand sorry if I missed anyone lol

Dr. Greenthumb & Gentlemen Dealers to name just two….

HI Jolo and Pollypuff

Thanks for your input guys much appreciated.

To pollypuff I only order halves or quarters as I'm wary of tryig to get an oz delivered to my door.

I will certainly keep track of the sellers you mentionned (and mrbean that means I'm going to check out your lisitngs next :-) )!

Now the funny thing is that although the postman came round at 12 with some Ebay stuff - like every other day - I just went downstairs and found one of the items form my second order in a jiffy pack.

I don't remember having RM doing multiple delivery rounds in a day so am surprised to find a 1st class letter dropped in my mailbox after 3pm...

Still happy to have received it as it has some african landrace which should take me back to my teenage years in the 80s :-)

Thanks

2 Vendors you need in your bookmarks my bigga.

Northern Organics - post 1st class but always drops next day.
https://littlebiggy.org/viewSubject/p/4791199

British Bulldog - also sends 1st but his stealth has to be seen to be believed.
https://littlebiggy.org/viewSubject/p/4776925

Hi Dopedad

I've heard about BB legendary stealth but they seem to be out of stock right now so am keeping them on my watchlist ;-)

I will definitely check Northern Organics though.

Thanks for sharing!

Look for: Mylar sealed, triple wrapped, boxed + outer, printed label, correct postage (!)…that’s the gold standard to look for. Some vendors then add innovative touches but packages at that standard do not get intercepted anywhere except perhaps Ireland…

Hi Pollypuff

That is pretty much a description of the stealth used by Greentech for my first order (NDD as well).

I paid for the extra stealth but there is no substitute for peace of mind IMO.

Now I have been buying from other vendors as well as I am after some landrace strains which I used to smoke in the 80s (I'm like a kid in a sweat shop here!) and have already found out that not every vendor uses the same level of stealth ;-)

As I said I'm on a steep learning curve here but thanks to you guys for helping me get up to speed!

Oops I meant a kid in a sweet shop not a sweat shop...

I have found the best results with standard first class (2 stamps on a large letter)
Or SD if you are willing to spend the extra buck. First class recorded makes absolutely no difference to delivery time however does give confirmation of receipt although I find we dont have many dishonest customers on here anyway

😂😂

We are the only vendor on LB who provides in small boxes FREE SPECIAL GUARANTEED NEXT DAY DELIVERY BY 1PM on any item listed on our page , and when we say free we mean free ,no hidden charges or premiums on any of our products regardless of the price of order ,every little helps in this current climate we are in at the moment , JJ and DGT

Thanks to all who replied you guys are amazing.

I will definitey check DGT and Riley_packs items :-)

Just received a few more things today - one more super stealthy half Oz from Greentech and a couple of Jiffy bags (Isaan Thai weed! THC dinosaur jellies!).

I had to try those other vendors using juffy bags but I would definitely lean towards the stealthiest vendors in the future.

I'm going to have a hell of a weekend guys 🤩

Picked up some of this last week, it’s not as smelly as I’ve had in the past but there’s no mistaking the odour, it’s definitely a cheese, whether it’s the fabled original cheese I couldn’t say, but I liked it

Nice one, just wanted to make sure it had a cheesey tang and delivered a good punch.

even if 50% of original flavour and potency I'm tempted 🤤

I have an insane tolerance and I felt this hit me good if that helps ✌️

Great stuff Jolo!

Potency and cheeseyness this sounds like a winner.

Was just shocked nobody made a dedicated post to it.

Ive ordered so will do a smoke report for anyone needing details 🍻

Read the reviews.
It's the Cheese you remember!

Cheers Doom 👍

Yeah I spotted the purchase reviews, but pretty much everyone gives 10s if it arrives lol

I was hoping a name I knew vouched for it 🍻

OUpdate:

Cheese landed and is definitely more Stilton than dairylea 😂😂

Tastes and smells like I remember, feeling it behind the eyes 10/10

always tough to smoke review against a stones memory especially something as fabled as cheese 🧀

nice sour /savory exhale, smooth but a little cheesey tickle on throat at times.

what is/was cheese?

It was a pheno of skunk no1 that absolutely stank from a mile away. Was one of the best strains around 15 odd years back

A fabled strain mate 😂😂

Legend has it that one eyed willy made this while riding a unicorn in the UK, clones are surviving through the multiverse*.....

*origin story re-imagined

Appreciated Foxy, a double dip is a great sign indeed.

similar will do, the nostalgia 😂😂

Buy some?

yeh... no.
exodus my ass cuttings from the OG exodus collective were sellin for hundreds of quid years ago. n u cant buy them now for love nor money n this guy sellin at 240 a zip matured bud??! lololol bolloks bolloks bolloks... enjoy ur smoke but it aint exodus cheese thats 100% garanteed

It’ll be from a seed no? Nobody’s expecting it to be from a 30 year old cutting that’s 100% guaranteed

Thanks for the kind words Foxy!💙

Love running on edibles. If you’ve ever run sober and experienced a ‘runners high’ - kind of like being in flow state 100% in the present moment, it’s a good feeling anyway. It’s actually the endocanniboid system kicking in, so if you get a little buzz on before running it times it by 100 and feels fantastic, like I can move my consciousness into my legs almost. Can feel it working on inflammation too during and after. Works similar with lifting too. Anyone that exercises, if you can do it safely high it’s worth trying, opened up discovering a whole new way of being high for me that I wish I’d discovered earlier! Weed making people lazy is 100% a myth down to how you approach getting high.

Disclaimer: I’m not a scientist and I also smoke alotta weed so the above science might be completely made up.

Lol no I agree I never used to excercise much at all. but Mtb on the trails and tracks about here high is the best ever it definitely make you more focused most of time 😂

Mtb for sure. Huge forest nearby get high go night riding. Get a high lumen light strap it on away you go🌬 forest trails are so different at night and you bump into the odd longhorn to give you a little fright here and there👍🤛

Gets you real focused it’s awesome 🤩 definitely more hazardous 🫣🫵🍀