Mate I would not risk it in Dubai. Seriously if you can't go without don't go. They don't mess about with cautions, are highly suspicious and people will grass you up without a second thought. Don't risk decades in jail just for a smoke. Personally I don't go anywhere I can't smoke reasonably safely or a quick bribe won't get you of trouble.

dubai has started to ease out of the cannabis hate. no more jail time, they're justing grabbing it and leaving you alone.

It's PR. The Emirates is a deeply Conservative place. They want to appear more Liberal, but attitudes are religiously linked and remain very hard-line. In Saudi Arabia (different example), women can drive now (but most don't as it's frowned apon). What is reported in the media doesn't reflect reality.

go with edibles made from concentrates and a top stealth seller

If you order to your condo then you will probably end up in a free government sponsored condo for the rest of your days.

go with sayno2drugs, ive had many successful deliveries to saudi arabia.

Thing is , you only need to get caught once in SA, to cause irreparable damage to your entire life. Good luck and hope you don’t get caught!

I’ve also delivered there successfully however the amount of stealth required is insane. Had to charge a lot more so whatever the order is, make it worth it.

100% avoid, it's a backwards country.

I’m more than happy to take stealthy products (edibles, carts, caps etc) on my hols, but not there buddy. Not in a million years….

Just don't. There is no love for Westerners or our drugs in the Emirates. Put your freedom before your smoke.

Sod that!


Try smoking some banana peel if you’re desperate instead, you won’t get high but at least you won’t get passed around like a tray of cakes in prison.

You can have your blood and urine tested if they suspect you and failing a test counts as possession and a likely spot of bird!

Do not mess about there.. I was in the police prison for 7 day after I fucked up... It cost $90K to pay them off and get my passport back, while i was in the holding police prison there were red jackets that were all looking at 25 year minimum for class A's.

They even had 13-year-old kids in there for having marzipans.

They had this melt from the UK when I was being held who they caught and promised to let go after he helped to capture the rest of his syndicate (a Scouse team) after they finished with him they caught 6 others some just for a ticket and they were all put on the lifers section and he was also told that he was getting life.. The Arabs will promise the earth to get a confession.


They use Israeli spy ware Pegasus that watches for keywords on Whats app etc...

Do not even think about any types of drug taking there 🙏🏽

To reiterate, it seems I'm the only one here who actually did time in Dubai prison for possession with intent to consume. The rules have no changed and there is no more deportation for possession with intent to consume. But if you fuck up in the prosecution and say the stuff wasn't yours or you didn't know , they will charge you with anything from sharing/promotion/selling. Sharing is 5 years. Promotion is 10 years. Selling is 25 years. The quantity of the substance doesn't matter, neither does if it's cannabis or methamphetamine. Cannabis is honestly treated worse than most other drugs.

I did time in 2017 from August to October and I was given a sentence of 3,000 AED fine plus deportation. Trust me guys, getting caught in Dubai with drugs isn't worth it. In case of selling (if you tell at the prosecution that you gave to your friend for 2£, that's selling, you don't need to have 100 sales to be considered a seller) your case moves to the capital city, you will spend anytime from 1 to 2 years to be sentenced during which you get to make one-5 minute call once a week. And for selling the mandatory sentence is 25 years. If you're lucky, you will get out in 9 to 12 years.

I repeat don't order to your address. You cannot feign innocence or say that your friends were playing a prank. For any suspicion of drug use, you will undergo a mandatory drug test (during which you will be put in a room with 20 others in the CID headquarters in Dubai) where you will be treated like shit, slapped, beaten for not answering promptly.

Good Lucyfur77 but I don't think that it's a competition on who has done the most time, just experiences no?

So by reiterating it you mean what?

That you are the Champ Champ of the Dubai prison scene lol

There are so many highly strung people on here that love to cock measure hahaha.

Not at all, all I'm saying is I extensively used the dark net while in Dubai during a time when it was unheard of and also the CIDs there weren't even sure what the substance was when they saw the concentrates, things have changed now. Everybody is tech savvy and know what's what. There maybe high strung people or well endowed bros, but I know Dubai like the back of my hand. I was 31 when I got caught, now 36 and counting.

DON'T MATE ! I lived there for 31 years (born and raised), got caught with some 2 grams of concentrates, spend 3 months and was deported. I'm one of the lucky ones, I know many who did 5 to 10 years based on their testimony at prosecution. I know a few british guys who are doing 25 years for selling cannabis.

Definitely not worth it, I remember when some radio host had like a crumb of weed on the bottom on his shoe and he got sent to jail, lol.

That's messed up.

I wouldn't want to try what you're asking tbh.

Was that grooverider??? Think he got done for having a porn mag too lol.

I went there and on a family holiday when I was 17 and if they tested my blood, they would have been charging me with at least 5 drugs offences, phew!

So many questions arise in my mind from this post..... such as do you like the idea of many years in a middle eastern prison, or have you done any research on the country you are about to visit? All in all a very bad idea. I mean a teacher got put in prison for naming a teddy bear after the prophet Mohammed. They are tolerant of alcohol because they have to be to accommodate a western tourism, but drugs is a go to jail, do not pass go and the FCO won't help you. I've done some smuggling but never to middle east or asian countries. They don't take kindly to it!

It’s not worth it bro. I am sure chances of being caught are minimal, but trust, just think the impact it would have if you actually got caught (legal costs, family, possibly even from your employer). I recently took an unopened bag of edibles to Spain without an issue, but the stupidity of my actions hit me, ironically, when sitting on my balcony high!

Shhesh. You're brave. I worked there for 3 years. The only thing I dare do out there was a local smoke but it wasn't cannabis. While I was out there an American was arrested a jailed for smoking a joint BEFORE getting on the plane to fly to Dubai. Cannabis in his blood was enough to arrest his for possession.

That would be a crazy idea imo. that part of the world has very strict laws.
If you really really must id check on their law for vaping and have some carts sent
Even then i wouldnt, you can get jailed just for kissing your partner in public lol

Its very possible to send something to dubai.. but if youre ordering you have some massive bollocks because the sentences there are anything but light.
That being said.. a crazy amount of stealth is needed to pass the customs over there.

Great news indeed. Even better because my German is pretty decent and I have mates over there!

For sure especially as Holland seems to be clamping down on tourists more, hopefully we'll get to try some high grade wunderbar hash soon.💥

Last time I went was some years ago. Dusseldorf had abundant flower and hash, much of it imported from Holland, but things have changed since then so it would be nice to see some German-grown gear.

👌👌👌

Happy days.

German weed would be hench

One small step for man 😆 they should grow some good weed in Germany they are very organised

Indeed :)

Wohoooo! 🥳

A couple of interesting points:

-They want EU approval, and of course that would automatically give approval across the zone. So potentially another Brexit shagging for us as we go backwards towards tighter controls.

- Part of the German proposal is to limit THC strengths. Now that will be interesting- where do they put the limit and does that just make the illegal trade more enticing? 🤔

Fun times ahead👍

Seems to be the case in a few other countries that the black market still thrived after legalisation so it wouldn’t surprise me. If they legalised weed in the UK today I’d probably still be using LB for my purchases.

Yup, I agree. I qualify for a UK prescription but I can’t see any benefit in doing so unless LB and all the others got shut down tomorrow!

Does anyone know roughly when the German government plan to go ahead with legalization?....I know it was part of their manifesto,but the timeline seems unclear...I suppose the illegal invasion of Ukraine by Adolf Putrid has scuppered plans back a bit!

An update.

Jammy bastards ✌️

Nice one zeppo, appreciated.😊

Turn it upside down with the mouthpiece removed in a glass dish in the oven at about 80 c or 100c . It should drip out. Cool, scrap and vape;)

Bigbum is right, you can just heat them while they're upside down and any extra liquid will drain out of it eventually

Not tried with those carts, but on others I have managed to paint onto a paper to smoke, but it has never once got me high.
I expect in alot of cases the end bit that will not atomise is likely excess terps.
For the record I think the Doc's carts are exceptional and amongst the very best on here 👍

But on the brightside we are connected globally. Humanity is making huge strides with science and medicine. Hope shines brightest in the dark guys!
(Plus we have LB, BTC and access to premium chronic)

this bigga

How many of the poor does humanity include ? Doubt they care too much about the cutting edge science

Its only a matter of time before we are all bar-coded, neatly organised and uploaded to the cloud and sooner the better i say.

Ok but there's clouds and there's clouds. I don't mind a harp or 2 but then I got a pipe in some of the good shit from downstairs.

where do i sign?

freedom always takes a fight i guess it's with configuration now ;)

We work for society, society doesn’t work for you. Unless you are a shareholder of course;)

They say we have freedom but look what happen to Tate

depends on which layer

We have Vietnamese illegally smuggled in to Britain to grow our weed while we send our youth to Spain to grow it there. Funny old world.

I'd guess 90-95% of "green" (as in buds not hash) in the UK is homegrown.

When you can control temperature, lighting, humidity, Co2 and can get the same genetics, why would anyone bother risking importing weed when it can be grown just as well here?

Not saying all imported weed is fake, definitely don't want to have that argument, but use your common sense and you'll realise a hell of a lot of what's being sold as imported isn't what it's claimed to be.

Outdoor grown weed is a different thing altogether, but if the same indoor environment can be created in the UK as anywhere else in the world, why not just grow it here?

I could be wrong but importing cannabis that can easily be grown domestically, doesn't make much sense to me.

Just my 2p.

Cheers BB 😊👍🍻

For the reason that anything that’s cheaper to produce abroad and send to the uk than produce in the uk makes sense for it to be produced abroad. Or the other reason is we just don’t have the sunlight of many other countries or the land or the easily bribable police force and governments of some places. Or the expertise of some people in some countries to grow a good or consistent product

It makes perfect sense, Spain has the land, the sun,the mountains and the Gitanos.

And with the cost of electricity it will be cheaper to import from our Spanish cousins very soon!

Amen to that brother. Humidity ranges from 50-65. I had some outdoor in Tenerife and it hit like a massage.