I had same problem but just kept pressing buy button - maybe 10 times and it eventually worked got order in like usual. Waiting on it confirming on the chain now.
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This method worked for me too - twice. I found that waiting a bit each time I hit 'buy' helped as it seems to take a long time to respond. That 'please wait' message just disappeared after several attempts (5-10). I tried refreshing the page when i got a error message, which seemed to help. Its obviously very annoying and needs sorting ASAP though!
This is some fuck shit man, surely if the site admin/owners need a financial injection to get this place up and running they would have no end of us willing to chip in. I can't get anything ordered
Same here along with (429) as an add on. Tried hitting buy multiple times and it still won't work
I've contacted my go-to Vendor to see if they have any more information on their side. Sucks, i wanted to make todays deadline for NDD
Got an order in today. Clearnet site then went down, got a bit worried. Managed to get on here via Tor, order has gone through as is paid for.
Got an order through yesterday as all back to normal, then later in the day could not get on site. Seems ok this morning
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Favourite 2 all time full albumโs you listened to over and over again
Script of the Bridge by The Chameleons. Some friends told me they would bury the album with me, I'd go to sleep listening to it.
Scary Monsters by Bow…
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Favourite 2 all time full albumโs you listened to over and over again
Iโll start Dr Dre 2001 and Bob Marley and the wailers.
Full albums I've actually listened to over and over are "The Wall" & "Graceland"
Really love listening to Graceland on a fresh sativa high)
Really love listening to Graceland on a fresh sativa high)
Tom Waits "Blue Valentine", Ry Cooder "Bop Till You Drop" - honourable mention to Joni Mitchell "Blue", Janis Joplin "Pearl", David Crosby "If I Could Only Remember My Name", and a gazillion others...
dark side by pink floyd and blonde by frank ocean. i absolutely rinse both year after year :)
Wu Tang Clan - Enter the Wu Tang (managed to see them in NYC for Rock The Bells 2010 performing the whole album was a dream comes true) and the second best album for me would be Gang Starr - Moment of Truth
I can safely say that Appetite for Destruction is the album I've listened to the most. Carousel by Subcircus has had well over 20 years love from me as well
Prodigy - Music For Jilted Generation
Leftfield - Leftism
Could list plenty but these 2 are special ๐๐ฅณ๐คฏ๐ฝ
Leftfield - Leftism
Could list plenty but these 2 are special ๐๐ฅณ๐คฏ๐ฝ
Leftism is immense. It's been a while, I'm gonna have to fish it out the old collection.
Time well spent. As for The Prodigy, I saw them at Glasto in '95. They were flying high off the back of Music for the Jilted Generation. I vividly remember Keith (RIP) rolling onto the stage in a giant hamster ball. They were awesome. So much energy.
Never heard Dub Side of the Moon until today- bloody great๐- so big thanks for the heads up!!!
This is tough but going on repeats alone I reckon these pip it,
Riding with the king - Clapton and BB King
We're new here - Jamie xx and Gil Scott-Heron
Riding with the king - Clapton and BB King
We're new here - Jamie xx and Gil Scott-Heron
Dark Side of the Moon has got to be my first pick. Millionaires by James is great when you've got some sativa running through your system.
Script of the Bridge by The Chameleons. Some friends told me they would bury the album with me, I'd go to sleep listening to it.
Scary Monsters by Bowie, time of life thing for me 'Teenage Wildlife'.
Scary Monsters by Bowie, time of life thing for me 'Teenage Wildlife'.
dEUS The Ideal Crash and Pretty Hate Machine NIN. Never tire of those two... There are many more but these two popped out my cheesebox first.
There are loads of full albums Iโll listen toโฆnaming just two, well the two most recent ones that spring to mind for me Acid Bath-when the kite string pops and Oasis - definitely maybe not a bad track on either one.
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Loyalty Card Scheme
What a great idea, please add me to your list
Loyalty Card Scheme
My friends, this is for my regular customers and new customers alike.
Itโs a great way to build up rep and love amongst us all
The Loyalty Card Scheme goes as followsโฆ
To join simply DM and comment below, you will be added to the list.
We will note your orders down so everything is transparent and clear with the process so no stress
Every 10th order is free, so if you usually buy 7g your 10th order of 7g will be free of charge with next day delivery on the house.
If your orders vary in size over the time donโt worry, we will come to an agreement for your 10th free order.
I am having physical cards made up for the fun of it so after you join your card will be sent in your next couple of orders.
Iโve been could take a few weeks to arrive so I will start sending them out with orders as soon as they do.
Big up the LB community!
Stay safe and spread love, GH โค๏ธ
Itโs a great way to build up rep and love amongst us all
The Loyalty Card Scheme goes as followsโฆ
To join simply DM and comment below, you will be added to the list.
We will note your orders down so everything is transparent and clear with the process so no stress
Every 10th order is free, so if you usually buy 7g your 10th order of 7g will be free of charge with next day delivery on the house.
If your orders vary in size over the time donโt worry, we will come to an agreement for your 10th free order.
I am having physical cards made up for the fun of it so after you join your card will be sent in your next couple of orders.
Iโve been could take a few weeks to arrive so I will start sending them out with orders as soon as they do.
Big up the LB community!
Stay safe and spread love, GH โค๏ธ
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Can any recommend a novel that includes people doing stuff on mushrooms or LSD
'Stone Junction' by Jim Dodge.
Can any recommend a novel that includes people doing stuff on mushrooms or LSD
I'm writing a script and some of my characters are on a serious amount of LSD. I took it myself when I was younger but that was a long long time ago in a galaxy far away. I've found loads of non-fiction accounts but I was looking for something more creative.
There is a stark realism that shows he has definitely โbeen thereโ but the craziness and quantities involved have to be fiction- I donโt believe anyone could walk away from those levels! (Even Jonny Depp in the film version!)
Let us know your view!
Let us know your view!
Have you ever read โThe Acid Houseโ by Irvine Welsh. A book of short stories the majority of which centre around people on an LSD trip. Very very funny book
Fkn love all his books... filth, acid house, trainspotting, there all so close to real life for Irvine not to have dabbled in drugs...
Weird I was talking to my mate about that one yesterday, neither of us could remember if there were any LSD related stories it's been so long
Just come round my house on a weekend you won't need to read a novel. Lol. ๐๐
there is a great movie directed by Ken Russell called Altered States, the original novel was by Paddy Chayefsky.
The original trip novel but about mescaline - doors of perception by Aldous Huxley, the brave new world guyโฆ
Classic text - well worth reading in full, not just his description of the mescaline experience.
I had a copy with my extensive handwritten notes comparing some of his description with my first psylocybin experience. But to this day I had never had mescaline.
Talking about mescaline Carlos Castaneda's Don Juan trilogy is worth a look although it is hard to separate fact from fiction.
I had a copy with my extensive handwritten notes comparing some of his description with my first psylocybin experience. But to this day I had never had mescaline.
Talking about mescaline Carlos Castaneda's Don Juan trilogy is worth a look although it is hard to separate fact from fiction.
The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe. A bit of insight into the history and counterculture. And as already mentioned, Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley.
โLSD my problem childโ is a really good book by Albert Hoffmann the person who was the first to take LSD and discover it. And โHow to change your mindโ is another good book
Philip k dick- many are inspired and involve these themes try Ubik or โthe three stigmata of Palmer eldritchโ but the best writer of the suggestions you have received so far is Tom Wolfe- the story of Ken Kesey writer and 60s iconoclast- โthe electric kool aid acid testโ- a classic
โTrippersโ by William.J.Booker
โThe Mad Artistโ by Roger Keen
Especially the latter as he describes his trip on microdots. Funny and terrifying.
โThe Mad Artistโ by Roger Keen
Especially the latter as he describes his trip on microdots. Funny and terrifying.
the best of all time is the teachings of don Juan by carlos casteneda. It is amazing. and dont care about people saying its not real, its real, its just written in a fictional way to make it seem like legitimate research. its one of the best novels ever written.
Inherent Vice by Thomas Pynchon contains an awesome acid sequence about 100 pages in. The Illuminatus trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson also has many mind bending episodes.
Hey friend, sounds like you have a great project on yoru hands. I would highly recommend "LSD and the Mind of the Universe: Diamonds from Heaven" by Chris B bases his research on the grandfather Stan Grof's high dose LSD therapy. There are so many amazing insights which would help you in your script.
Good luck and when you finish would be very interested in reading :-)
Peace, love and Connection ๐
Good luck and when you finish would be very interested in reading :-)
Peace, love and Connection ๐
At the end of trailer park boys, the main characters consume a lot mushrooms. So much that they turn into cartoons, which leads into the shows animated series.
Dying Inside by Robert Silverberg has a telepath character undergoing a bad acid trip by proxy
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hunter Thompson
A reality tip - LSD effects drop off the more frequently it is taken - if your characters are dropping tabs more than once a week, then they are no longer tripping
A reality tip - LSD effects drop off the more frequently it is taken - if your characters are dropping tabs more than once a week, then they are no longer tripping
Hi desydesy
That is a very good point which I made lately about trying to have tow mushroom trips back to back. It doesn't work for the same reasons.
Your post reminded me of - not fiction - but those horrible stories abut project MkUltra.
According to wikipedia Ken Kesey himself first encountered LSD in an MkUltra funded trial.
I remember the book passage where he described a squirrel dropping an acorn sounding blue.
That is a very good point which I made lately about trying to have tow mushroom trips back to back. It doesn't work for the same reasons.
Your post reminded me of - not fiction - but those horrible stories abut project MkUltra.
According to wikipedia Ken Kesey himself first encountered LSD in an MkUltra funded trial.
I remember the book passage where he described a squirrel dropping an acorn sounding blue.
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+6 votes
Wedding Pie / Glacier Glue
Looks Amazing, will go well with the sub-zero temperatures :-)
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Wedding Pie / Glacier Glue
Incoming early Dec and well worth the wait trust me Biggaz ๐
Pictures incoming and what can I sayโฆthese two strains are on another level ๐๐ผ
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CRIMBO COMPO
A bear walks into a pub, goes up to the bar and says...........................can I have a pint of lager? Barman replies yes, but why the big pause
CRIMBO COMPO
Morning folks, guy's and gal's
I'm knocking up my Christmas goodie ๐ฆ
The dam thing is gunna be packed out with goodness off my menu and i have a couple extra bits on their way. (Top of the pops grinder)
It will be a Merry Crimbo
So today(16/11/22) we start, all I require is you to post here with your best joke.
To enter you need at least 5 buys in your history on LB and ill run the competition till the 12th December.
Let's have a giggle and you may hit the jackpot!!
I'm knocking up my Christmas goodie ๐ฆ
The dam thing is gunna be packed out with goodness off my menu and i have a couple extra bits on their way. (Top of the pops grinder)
It will be a Merry Crimbo
So today(16/11/22) we start, all I require is you to post here with your best joke.
To enter you need at least 5 buys in your history on LB and ill run the competition till the 12th December.
Let's have a giggle and you may hit the jackpot!!
Whatโs the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath. One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
Garryfl your going to be the winner.
My Mrs is choosing the winner and yours is going to win.
So I'm ending the competition here.
Winner Winner is Garryfl.
Message me your address and I'll get your prize sent out in the morning.
Congratulations
My Mrs is choosing the winner and yours is going to win.
So I'm ending the competition here.
Winner Winner is Garryfl.
Message me your address and I'll get your prize sent out in the morning.
Congratulations
Two old friends are discussing their sex lives. David, 29, has no issues with his wife and gets lucky at least 3 times a week. Jerry, 38, laughs as he recounts that he has sex with his wife almost every day. Almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesdayโฆ
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, โHey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?โ
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
โBefore you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. Iโm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?โ
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, โNoโฆnot if Iโm gonna have to explain it five times.โ
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, โHey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?โ
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
โBefore you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. Iโm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?โ
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, โNoโฆnot if Iโm gonna have to explain it five times.โ
A schoolboy, an old man and Donald Trump are on a plane that is plummeting towards the ground. The captain and copilot have already bailed.
In the cabin they find only 2 parachutes available. Without hesitation, Trump grabs one and jumps out.
With only 1 parachute remaining, the old man turns to the schoolboy and says, "You take the last one, I'm old, whereas you have your whole life ahead of you yet."
The schoolboy replies "It's OK, we have a parachute each, that other guy jumped out with my schoolbag."
In the cabin they find only 2 parachutes available. Without hesitation, Trump grabs one and jumps out.
With only 1 parachute remaining, the old man turns to the schoolboy and says, "You take the last one, I'm old, whereas you have your whole life ahead of you yet."
The schoolboy replies "It's OK, we have a parachute each, that other guy jumped out with my schoolbag."
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Great to see other vendors joining in the Christmas spirit and giving back. Nice 1 Keep it Green ๐
Hereโs my joke for fun. Thanks Eddy
Whatโs a chavs favourite ice cream?
MINT๐
Hereโs my joke for fun. Thanks Eddy
Whatโs a chavs favourite ice cream?
MINT๐
โฆโฆI know this is recycled from some place but itโs a gooden-
How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? โDoobie or not doobie
Sorry itโs as bad the second time around too๐๐๐๐ช๐ผ
How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? โDoobie or not doobie
Sorry itโs as bad the second time around too๐๐๐๐ช๐ผ
A bear walks into a pub, goes up to the bar and says...........................can I have a pint of lager? Barman replies yes, but why the big pause
Bloke goes into a pet shop and says, can I buy a wasp?
Pet shop owner says, we don't sell wasps!
Bloke says, well you've got two in the window.
๐๐๐คฃ๐
Pet shop owner says, we don't sell wasps!
Bloke says, well you've got two in the window.
๐๐๐คฃ๐
A recent favourite.....
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "what's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "what's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.
Two girls are working at the the supermarket.
โYou know, I can always tell who the single men areโ
โHow can you do that?โ
โWatch. Iโll show you with the next customer.โ
A man approaches the register. He places a tomato, a pork chop, a potato, a tin of beans, a small onion and 4 ready meals on the belt.
โI hope you don't mind me asking, but youโre single, arenโt you?โ
โWoah! How did you know? It's the ready meals, isn't it?โ
โNo, it's cos you're an ugly cunt!โ
โYou know, I can always tell who the single men areโ
โHow can you do that?โ
โWatch. Iโll show you with the next customer.โ
A man approaches the register. He places a tomato, a pork chop, a potato, a tin of beans, a small onion and 4 ready meals on the belt.
โI hope you don't mind me asking, but youโre single, arenโt you?โ
โWoah! How did you know? It's the ready meals, isn't it?โ
โNo, it's cos you're an ugly cunt!โ
A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving
The officer asked "how high are you?"
The man replied "no officer, its hi how are you"
The officer asked "how high are you?"
The man replied "no officer, its hi how are you"
I just bought some shoes from a dealer, I don't know what they were laced with but I've been tripping all day!
My mum died when we couldnโt remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to โbe positive,โ but itโs hard without her.
Recycled joke but cheers for the comp!
Recycled joke but cheers for the comp!
An English man, a French man and an Italian man were talking about sex.
French man says " when i make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 4 inches off the bed"
Italian man says "when I make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 6 inches off the bed"
English man says, "when me and my wife have finished having sex I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!" ๐
French man says " when i make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 4 inches off the bed"
Italian man says "when I make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 6 inches off the bed"
English man says, "when me and my wife have finished having sex I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!" ๐
On his 18th bday a dad took his son who had no arms and legs for his 1st beer...
Sitting at the table he sips his beer and suddenly an arm pops out... fucking hell says dad... IKR replied the son... have another says dad...!! So he does and all of a sudden bosh another arm...
So after 4 drinks the son has all limbs and is feeling light headed... I wanna run home and show mum said the son... go for it son says dad... and as soon as the son ran out I to the street he was hit by a car...
Tragically the son died with his dad holding him in his arms saying......
he should have quit while he was a head... ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Sitting at the table he sips his beer and suddenly an arm pops out... fucking hell says dad... IKR replied the son... have another says dad...!! So he does and all of a sudden bosh another arm...
So after 4 drinks the son has all limbs and is feeling light headed... I wanna run home and show mum said the son... go for it son says dad... and as soon as the son ran out I to the street he was hit by a car...
Tragically the son died with his dad holding him in his arms saying......
he should have quit while he was a head... ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
How do you know you are a true stoner?
When your bong gets washed more than your dishes
When your bong gets washed more than your dishes
Best in a Scottish accent -
10 cows standing in a field, which one is closest to Iraq?
โฆ.. coo eight
10 cows standing in a field, which one is closest to Iraq?
โฆ.. coo eight
Christmas is so stupidโฆ
Whomever invented it should be nailed to a cross. ๐๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐๐
Do love a simple but silly joke ๐ โ๏ธ๐
Whomever invented it should be nailed to a cross. ๐๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐๐
Do love a simple but silly joke ๐ โ๏ธ๐
My best joke atm is KIG got better & healthier produce than law permitted pharmacies that are causing people to have lung infections by selling mould in a tub to them passed as medicine
old boy sitting on a train, girl gets on and sits opposite him. guy leans forward and says 'excuse me, can I smell your cunt?'
Girl, shocked, says 'NO, NO YOU CAN'T YOU FILTHY SHIT'
guy says 'oh sorry, must be your feet then'
Girl, shocked, says 'NO, NO YOU CAN'T YOU FILTHY SHIT'
guy says 'oh sorry, must be your feet then'
Whatโs the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One will make your day the other will make hole weak.
One will make your day the other will make hole weak.
I get paid the national minimum wages, 9.50ยฃ for one hour of honest hard work, come on if that's not a joke, I don't know what is ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
What's the definition of a mixed feeling? Watching your Mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car
A man smelling of alcohol and weed sat next to a priest on a bus.
The manโs clothes were ragged and dirty, there was pink lipstick on his collar, and an almost empty bottle of rum stuck out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
A few minutes later he turned to the priest and said, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by sinful behavior, spending time with prostitutes, abusing alcohol and drugs, an unclean body and mind, and disrespect for others."
โDamn,โ replied the drunk before returning to his paper.
Thinking about what he said, the priest tapped the man on the shoulder and apologized for being too stern. Trying to be empathetic, he asked the man how long he has had arthritis.
The man answered, "I don't have it. I just read here that the Pope suffers from it."
The manโs clothes were ragged and dirty, there was pink lipstick on his collar, and an almost empty bottle of rum stuck out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
A few minutes later he turned to the priest and said, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by sinful behavior, spending time with prostitutes, abusing alcohol and drugs, an unclean body and mind, and disrespect for others."
โDamn,โ replied the drunk before returning to his paper.
Thinking about what he said, the priest tapped the man on the shoulder and apologized for being too stern. Trying to be empathetic, he asked the man how long he has had arthritis.
The man answered, "I don't have it. I just read here that the Pope suffers from it."
Three blokes find an old lamp lying by the side of the road, and when they rub it a genie pops out and grants each of them three wishes. "Now tell me," he booms, "what is your first wish?"
The first bloke asks for a billion pounds. The second bloke asks for perfect mental peace and happiness. The third bloke says "I want my left arm to revolve clockwise, all the time, like I was bowling a cricket ball." The other two look at him bewildered, but he just smiles and taps his nose.
The genie says "What is your second wish?" The first bloke asks to be totally irresistible to women. The second bloke asks for perfect physical health until the age of 100. The third bloke says "I want my right arm to revolve anti-clockwise, all the time." The other two stare at him, but again he just smiles smugly.
Finally the genie grants them their third wish. The first guy asks for all his hair to grow back. The second asks for him and his wife to be able to have children at last. The third one says "I want to hop everywhere on one leg, bouncing as high as if I was on a pogo stick." The other two are completely baffled, but again he just taps his nose and smiles.
"OK" says the genie. "Your wishes will come true at midnight tonight" - and he disappears in a puff of smoke. The three men arrange to meet up in a year's time to see how they're all getting on, and then they go their separate ways.
A year later, they meet in the pub. The first man walks in wearing a five thousand pound suit, the keys to a Ferrari in his hand, with long flowing hair and a top model hanging off each arm. "I couldn't be happier," he says. "My life is paradise now."
The second man walks in with a beaming smile, the picture of health, totally relaxed, holding a picture of his baby twins. " I couldn't be happier," he says. "Every day is just wonderful."
Just then, the pub doors fly open and the third man comes bouncing in on one leg, his head banging off the ceiling, with both his arms swinging round and round in opposite directions.
"Guys," he says. "I think I fucked up."
The first bloke asks for a billion pounds. The second bloke asks for perfect mental peace and happiness. The third bloke says "I want my left arm to revolve clockwise, all the time, like I was bowling a cricket ball." The other two look at him bewildered, but he just smiles and taps his nose.
The genie says "What is your second wish?" The first bloke asks to be totally irresistible to women. The second bloke asks for perfect physical health until the age of 100. The third bloke says "I want my right arm to revolve anti-clockwise, all the time." The other two stare at him, but again he just smiles smugly.
Finally the genie grants them their third wish. The first guy asks for all his hair to grow back. The second asks for him and his wife to be able to have children at last. The third one says "I want to hop everywhere on one leg, bouncing as high as if I was on a pogo stick." The other two are completely baffled, but again he just taps his nose and smiles.
"OK" says the genie. "Your wishes will come true at midnight tonight" - and he disappears in a puff of smoke. The three men arrange to meet up in a year's time to see how they're all getting on, and then they go their separate ways.
A year later, they meet in the pub. The first man walks in wearing a five thousand pound suit, the keys to a Ferrari in his hand, with long flowing hair and a top model hanging off each arm. "I couldn't be happier," he says. "My life is paradise now."
The second man walks in with a beaming smile, the picture of health, totally relaxed, holding a picture of his baby twins. " I couldn't be happier," he says. "Every day is just wonderful."
Just then, the pub doors fly open and the third man comes bouncing in on one leg, his head banging off the ceiling, with both his arms swinging round and round in opposite directions.
"Guys," he says. "I think I fucked up."
I heard a rather nice story about a man who drank alot and his wife said "if you ever come home drunk again, I'm going to leave you". He went out to a pub and drank alot and was sick all over his shirt, and said to his friend "If I go home like this my wife will leave me". His friend said "I tell you what, put a twenty-pound note in your inside jacket pocket, go home and show it to her and tell her somebody threw-up over you and he gave you the money for the dry-cleaning bill.".
He goes home and his wife's angry at the state of him and tells him she is leaving but he says "No, no, no, somebody was sick on me and he put a twenty-pound note in my jacket pocket for the dry-cleaning bill". His wife digs into his jacket pocket and pulls out some money, she said "Why have you got two twenty-pound notes in there?", he said "Oh the other is from the man who shat in my pants". ๐๐
He goes home and his wife's angry at the state of him and tells him she is leaving but he says "No, no, no, somebody was sick on me and he put a twenty-pound note in my jacket pocket for the dry-cleaning bill". His wife digs into his jacket pocket and pulls out some money, she said "Why have you got two twenty-pound notes in there?", he said "Oh the other is from the man who shat in my pants". ๐๐
True story as I witnessed it lol
Jumped out the pub to go to the cash machine with a mate and he nipped round the corner to go for a piss.
30 sec later 5.0 walk up. Iโm standing smoking a fag.
Next thing the 5.0 talking to my mate. excuse me you know thatโs offence.
Quick as fuck
Looks like a wall to me big man.
Night in the cells for him.
Jumped out the pub to go to the cash machine with a mate and he nipped round the corner to go for a piss.
30 sec later 5.0 walk up. Iโm standing smoking a fag.
Next thing the 5.0 talking to my mate. excuse me you know thatโs offence.
Quick as fuck
Looks like a wall to me big man.
Night in the cells for him.
Johnny's mum is in the bathroom shaving her bush when Johnny runs in without knocking.
Mum tries to cover up
Johnny says "Mummy where's your sponge?....its gone!"
Mum says " oh... I er... lost it. Now go outside and play"
Off Johnny goes...
He returns in 5 mins and says" mum mum, I've found your sponge!!"
Mum asks" oh where did you find it?"
Johnny replies "the lady next door is washing dad's face with it?
Mum tries to cover up
Johnny says "Mummy where's your sponge?....its gone!"
Mum says " oh... I er... lost it. Now go outside and play"
Off Johnny goes...
He returns in 5 mins and says" mum mum, I've found your sponge!!"
Mum asks" oh where did you find it?"
Johnny replies "the lady next door is washing dad's face with it?
What's the height of embarrassment????
Walking into the wall with a hard-on and breaking your nose ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Walking into the wall with a hard-on and breaking your nose ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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+2 votes
One of British Columbia's finest examples in the UK right now 100%!!!
Been waiting for Wedding Cake to appear on LB. I can feel an order coming on :-)
One of British Columbia's finest examples in the UK right now 100%!!!
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+1 votes
BBC Radio1 Sat Nights ๐ฅฐ
The Friday Rock Show with Tommy Vance was my thing. Strong hash joints and Hawkwind live, amazing.
BBC Radio1 Sat Nights ๐ฅฐ
If you ainโt tuning in then wtf are ma biggaz doing? Since the early 90s itโs a standardโฆ โJohn Peelโ as example! RIP โค๏ธ
Itโs digital after allโฆ
Link up, tune in and enjoy the beautiful simulation we call life โฆ https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/live:bbc_radio_one
Love spreads around my fellow souls, stay positive ๐ฏโค๏ธ
Itโs digital after allโฆ
Link up, tune in and enjoy the beautiful simulation we call life โฆ https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/live:bbc_radio_one
Love spreads around my fellow souls, stay positive ๐ฏโค๏ธ
The Friday Rock Show with Tommy Vance was my thing. Strong hash joints and Hawkwind live, amazing.
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+5 votes
Grease Monkey / Do Si Dos
A favorite, very distinctive strain.
Muy Blastido
Grease Monkey / Do Si Dos
Just arrived Biggaz, another two absolute beauties from across the pond ๐จ๐ฆ
Pictures incomingโฆ
PEACE, GH
Pictures incomingโฆ
PEACE, GH
Hi mate, itโs incredible quality some of the best Iโve seen. Smoked a little last night and itโs knock out 10/10 so canโt wait for Biggaz to try it. Hope your well ๐
Grown to perfection and incredibly potent, all your buds reek of potency doggie.๐
Smoking the do si dos now, the grease monkey smells just as strong.
Had both strains before but never like this, thank you so much GH, your dark hash is f-ing amazing too!
*still to get round to the secret Santa gift.๐คฉ๐๐
**got a half day at work today.๐
Smoking the do si dos now, the grease monkey smells just as strong.
Had both strains before but never like this, thank you so much GH, your dark hash is f-ing amazing too!
*still to get round to the secret Santa gift.๐คฉ๐๐
**got a half day at work today.๐
Yeah the buds are perfect well trimmed and strong and the pepper hash is really good too ๐๐
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