Same here. The banana is lovely. Very reliable, great stealth, great communication.
jj5637901Top dude !

Likewise...
All orders punctually dispatched, good communication, nice weed.
Top man!
Have a good one!

I've only been buying from here for a few months and I completely agree. The harybo is something else!

Wo o, I’m an alien.. I’m a legal alien, I’m an Englishman in new York....

Lol what? Where can I purchase what your smoking?

Real eyes - Realise - Real lies ?
Now let's get high and realise the real true high of life.. enjoy every moment for we only get one, it's playing out at all times!
Get ready to be the truth.. for our youth we must stand proud for what power we are, sovereign beings with our birth right to fight with our immune systems might!
I'm sure many agree, we don't want to be schooled the rest of our days to pass that sort of way of a world to our young +
Be strong within and do not back down to any of this hoax, now we know it how can we let it take over! Come on y'all.. open yur gyms open yur establishments, statistics already show if enough go agianst there is no state amount of laws that can hold us back because there would be too much to process for the government ! Stay up stay blessed

I heard the aliens were running an outer space theme park and wanted to capture the loony tunes for a new attraction but with the help of Michael Jordan they challenged the aliens to a basketball match and won.

I saw this also! True true true!

This is true I saw a documentary about it.

This is the biggest load of bollocks iv ever heard in my life

I always thought Bill Gates was an alien...

Bloody aliens scamming us, I had one message be the other day saying he was a Zirconian Prince and would send me 8 bazillion units if I gave him my bank details. Not buying it.

It’s the Hybrid takeover, been on the cards for decades and now is the time.

Shite was hoping for a Sativa takeover.

I'd suggest the Aliens are not guilty this time and that these charges can be dropped on the grounds of there being no actual killer virus in the first place. I mean, yeah of course there are still nasties out there that can fuk your shiz up. But there is no deadly contagious virus sweeping the earth for which we all need to shut up shop and hide away. I knew it early on, but if I didn't, then I for sure did after Sweden.

The discredited and dirty WHO in conjunction with the lamestream mediocres are doing all that they can to sell round 2. People need to wise the fuk up, switch off from that bullshiz, and say fuk you en masse. We should all go outside and carry on our lives as normal. If the elderly and sick are worried, let them stay in

Vote here if you see the irony XD

Plandemic 100%, all a hoax and conspiracy, said it from day one, control the masses for the new world order... number of EXCESS deaths.... who knows.... when a poor young girl gets kicked in the head by a horse and her death certificate says Covid then you realise what’s going on, thousands and thousands of cases like that... massive heart attack but had ‘Covid’ so a cold virus in your system then you died of Covid.... sick, old people die everyday sadly but doesn’t mean it’s from this made up disease... really research everyone and realise, no one anyone knows has had it, six degrees of separation and I still can’t find anyone anywhere that’s first hand had it, that’s odd.

I agree 100 percent total conspiracy

Lockstep

I agree 100% the virus is just a hoax. The biggest scam in human history!

That definitely seems to be working well in the USA bro. Aliens FTW

I'm going through the same thing. I ordered 14g of TGT shake last Thursday and I'm still waiting 6 days later. Now I live in Inner London and were definitely getting our daily mail regardless of Corona.....so how are TGT trying to tell me RM policy? In no corner of reality does NDD post take 6 days, or first class post for that matter. To make matters worse they've been online and just decided to ignore all my messages. Shoddy.

It mustn't of been posted, vendors cant blame Royal mail anymore they are back to normal.

Order Elphistone last Tuesday, delivered on Saturday, N.Ireland. My friend in RM say it is very hit and miss and RM are not standing over NDD hiding under Covid restrictions. TGT has been reliable to me so far.

Something has gone wrong wit them. They’re usually great vendors but sum coms and sum sight of a resolution would be top of the pops. But I’m starting to think this one might have got away from us. But I’ll live here in hope. Was buzzing bout the gelato didn’t even care bout the price:(

I dont know how old this post is, but TGT require you to wait 14 days before they will take action on any missing parcels. Did it land for you yet?

It was couple of weeks ago. It eventually landed, it’s long gone :):)

They have messed up my last 2 orders. Forgot to send first one so took 16 days. Now I am on 10 days for the current one. My own fault should have learned from last ordeal and had a bad feeling going back to TGT. Contact transaxe support asap for refund they will help you. Also to all vendors 120 bucks for a q is highway robbery under any circumstances! I'm going to sort this issue out then disappear from little biggy as there are a lot of snidey vultures on here taking advantage of desperate smokers. Hope it works out for you!

TGT are awesome always reply quickly when i order

Not this week.
They previously responded in hour or so.
Over 2 days now for me. Before this week they have been exceptional

Well mate i coud be a prick and laugh at your predicament for being a arselicker but am better than that. Saying that im a really nice guy who hope's you don't get bumped even though you were downplaying other customers bad experiences. Bye the way i have also bought off them plenty as well but the last 2 times have been a fuckup. Top of the morning bhoyo!

Interesting...I’m also located in Cork City, how long does it usually take for you to receive their orders? I’ve ordered via the next day post option and as I’ve said I’m on day 10 with no sign. Thanks for the response!

There is no next day post for international.

6 working days

I ordered 7g of gelato ndd last Wednesday and still nothing. They messaged yesterday to say RM aren’t guaranteeing ndd ( I know this not be true). I’ve ordered of these guys 1st class before without problems. It’s so disappointing when you trust someone with your money to be left with nothing but hopefully it gets sorted

Hey mate, by any chance did you order while logged out? Happens a fair bit to people on here but usually gets resolved quite quickly. If the order has been paid then there will be an order ID and hopefully TGT can track this down using your details eg. Address or Name on the order. Sorry to hear about your wait and the lack of green but TGT are one of best vendors on here and personally, have always been extremely helpful to me. Send them a message and give it a little time, they WILL get back to you and hopefully sort everything out for you bud :) I'm aware I didn't offer much help but I'm hoping it gives you some peace of mind lol

No man I ordered when I logged in for sure and can see the status of my order etc but all I’ve been told is it’s been sent and they haven’t replied to me as of yet! Thanks for the response!

That's exactly what happened to me. They replied saying sent and that was it. I ordered tgt on sunday and today is Friday. No tgt. I ordered jj on tuesday and it came yesterday. I can't really see any valid excuses.

I'm in the South of Ireland myself bud and they usually take 6-7days. Just had one land today in 4 days, quickest order from LB yet. TGT will tell you to give it at least 7 working days before they check on the tracking but if it is marked as sent and the address is right then I wouldn't worry bud, their stealth is top of the pile and have never had one of their orders go missing.

Normally TGT are pretty good with their communication however I placed on order last week and was told it was being shipped NDD but is yet to arrive. I have messaged a few times but no reply as of yet - I would assume they are just very busy, but its pretty frustrating not getting any reply.

Update - still no communication but product arrived and is top shelf as normal. Communication is letting TGT down but their product is still brilliant.
Got the Elphinstone - 10/10
Candyland - 10/10
Red dawg - 9/10 - still lovely however could have been cured a little bit more.

‘This country’ is a mockumentary and is dead funny. Well worth a watch if you havent caught it

One of my faves! Hilarious show!

I know charlie cooper - he was actually one of the people out in swansea with me :-)

Ohh wow! Mad! I was once approached by someone who knew Daisy-May. Said she was his mistress in a previous life hahaha

Check out the trailer park boys. The cartoon series it is side splittingly funny

Man, how the hell did I forget about TPB. Straight up the best show EVER! I was lucky enough to see them live a few years back before John Dunsworth (Mr Lahey) passed away. RIP Mr Lahey!

Watched it , funny shit

Spaced

love the episode when Tim and Daisy go out drinking and get into the “fight” with chavs. A random bit of trivia, the lead chav in that episode is the same actor that plays the knight bus conductor in the Harry Potter films haha!

The epiphanies episode of Spaced is my favourite. Where they go raving. It is too funny.

The conductor was called Stan Shunpike lol

Haha, we’ve got a pot head over here!

A massive pothead, love it! Haha

Red Dwarf, the new ones the old ones, i just have them on shuffle.

Phone Shop is an under rated gem.
Chapelles Show is timeless.

I just watched Phone Shop the other week. It was highly underrated.

Bottom, slackbladder and red dwarf for me!

Just recently binge watched Plebs. Fucking hilarious brittish comedy :)

oh dude i forgot how much i loved that and the music in it is epic

Fawlty Towers and Frank Spencer are brilliant when youre stoned Frank just talks bollocks in general but when youre stoned totally fucks your head up.

Grew up watching this sort of stuff but you missed porridge!! Norman Stanley Fletcher!

How could i forget Mr Pickles too

When I found Mr pickles it was 3 in the morning an I was soo high then this comes up and fuck I almost pissed myself with laughter watching it. I never thought drawn together would be outdone.

Same mate was one Friday night bout 6 month ago i accidentally spotted it on one of the Channel 4 channels and was like WTF! then downloaded all series of it, havent ever watched it without being fucked.

Has any one watched disjointed on netflix??

If not you are welcome lol

Derrick is pretty funny if you like Ricky Gervais, I love only fools and horses and the inbetweeners, those two shows crack me up no matter how many times I watch them! All the best :-)

We are massive Ricky fans here mate, funniest bloke of the last 20 years!! Cant beat Inbetweeners either and Del Boy and Rodney are pure class, good taste ;)

Brooklyn 99 or if you are Scottish, Still Game.

I'm with you on that one, Littlemissdizaster. Still game is minted!

Too right hAzYdAzE, It’s just hilarious. I think the one where Winston is carrying the coffin and his leg falls off is one of the funniest and the one with the pickled boaby. They are too many to mention to be fair.

Hahaha love that yin. The pickled boaby is too funny. Best show EVER!

There are so many hilarious episodes of Still Game. The one where They order stuff out that shit catalogue too. Brilliant.

PEEP SHOW!! Nothing is funnier when you are high, than Mark and Jez! XD

I love the Thick of it but for silly comedy it has to be anything with Rik Mayall.

last man on earth

Started getting into that and the writing is very clever.

Key & Peele are really funny to watch. Not exactly a series in the sense of the Office. But some real funny sketches. 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Fawlty Towers, Only Fools & Horses, This Country, Extra's, Father Ted, Spaced, Bottom, Young Ones.

Yeah Broad City is a great stoned watch!

Rick and Morty too if you havent seen it and want something out there, maybe people are put off by it being a cartoon, but its very good! Community really good too and maybe a bit more easy going (created by the same person)

Fleabag is absolutely flawless if you want something a little more serious but very very funny - cant recommend that one enough.

Cheers! All time classic

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Rick and Morty, Entourage.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, start on season 2

Agree with the show, but you miss out on some bangers in season 1. I agree season 2 is where it starts to get legs, and you get to meet Dr Toboggan, Dayman, Fat Mac, Chrundel and some gangly bird

I tried the start of season 1 and couldnt get away with it for some reason, even though I've been told it's really good. May have to try again from season 2. Thanks!

Yeah Danny De Vito joins the cast in season 2 makes the show much much funnier

Theres a name I've not heard for years! Last time I saw him in anything was probably twins and then friends lol. Defo give that a look over !

Broad City, amazing show about two stoned, mostly broke girls trying to survive in NYC.

Going to google that one. Thanks!

Disjointed on Netflix is pretty good if you’ve not seen it. Plus it’s stoner humour and has Kathy Bates as the lead

Sounds like a good one. Can't say I've ever saw it on Netflix. We'll defo give that a look over mate. Thanks !

crazy prices....

At the moment that’s almost £30 a gram??

It's corona, the huge slide in btc and people panic buying everything up everywhere I'm sure some sellers are going to come here thinking the same, if they make a few sales fast easy money in a time of a crisis. If lb was short of suppliers I could see this being baught but it's not like lb has a lack of sellers and much cheaper so I honestly think pricing should be lowered but that's up to the seller and whether he wants alot of sales or very few I guess?

(not a stab at the seller at all, if anything just some advice that lbers aren't lacking supply so I believe aren't panic buying as the wall is still full of items, having a high price mark on here probably won't draw much attention or sales your way, maybe if you came bearing bread and milk people would pay 2x the price atm).
(at time of writing with a sudden spike in the market which means the price is slightly lower its still almost 35 quid for 2g and that's without any fees some people will incur, didn't realise it was actually that high?!)

All I’m saying is other sites have better weed and prices.

JJ has the best customer service on here. A proper decent bloke. Any problems he sorts them. NDD is just that with him.

100% JJ

hey, When we back on items stock, defo we do real NDD. goes out between 10/12 and also a second evening drop off is made for any late 1st class

LUD

Isn’t that nice you guys do 2 drops a day :)

Had nothing but top products and service from you lovely

I’m pretty new but the gentlemen dealers have taken less than 24 hours from order to delivery both my orders.

I'm brand new to LB and I made my first order here on June 30th paying NDD for Italy. in your experience when should i get it? thanks friends

In my knowledge, JJ has one of the most reliable delivery with NDD.

Have look for the links and products here too. (JJ is on that list too)

Have a good day,
V.

Thanks lovely, turns out it was more me needing to plan ahead say order weds pm for a Saturday drop, turns out ndd is no different to 1st class atm

I’d love it if you would be interested in helping LB regulate it’s ratings there seems to sometimes be a huge discrepancy between product and it’s ratings. Every time I read about this I want to link you in and ask if you can help, but I couldn’t find you.

At the moment I am waiting on one NDD since 7 days and apparently there are delays due to a spike on covid-19 numbers. thats central europe. Seems like it is as you say - at the moment it makes no difference.

I agree with you regarding product/rating discrepancy issues. It is a free community and i guess there are all kinds of us. I find it the best to establish a connection with a vendor first and try to find out for myself, rather than relying on LB ratings system. It is also one of the reasons i do what i do here.
Thank you for thinking of me.

Cheers,
V.

Hello just joined today 8/7 Madness here .. You expect what you pay for ndd 7days long. Personally I’d be nervous waiting!! Looking!! Wasted energy....Can’t stand piss takers.. Good luck tho

It’s really helpful to adjust my judgement to the interaction and other factors not just the ratings, I really value a positive experience when buying and communicating if need be and is helpful for building trust with a seller. It’s a great platform to build positive relations between vendors and buyers and I’m stating to really value that.

I’m glad things are reaching you even if they are slow, stay safe

Try JJ. NDD and tracking info. I’ve made 2 faultless purchases and he/she/they will continue to be my go-to

The Gentlemen Dealers have sent successful NDD to Me. I was very impressed with the speed!

If NDD is offered and a customer pays before the cut off, it should arrive the next day. If this outcome is not guaranteed then the vendor should not be offering this service.

It's not about the money, or the frustration of an extended wait, it's only about the principle. NDD rightly costs more than first class so if I'm not getting NDD then why have I been charged for NDD?

For me a fair weed analogy is for a seller to sell 14grams but only send 13. Is there any difference between this hypothetical seller and one who sells NDD for a package that arrives after the ND?

NDD has to mean on the next day. Alternatively, a seller could post on his page that NDD means within 2 days, and that would be reasonable. The buyer would at least know the reality and could decide accordingly. Perhaps W2D for within 2 days?

If you're a vendor who offers NDD but who doesn't always dispatch on the same day - for whatever reason - then maybe you could consider offering a within 2 days service. It'd make it easier on yourself, and would cut out any damage to customer relations caused by NDDs that didn't arrive ND. I think the big boys on here can definitely dispatch within 24hrs but that same day might, on occasion, present problems.

As a customer I know I'd prefer to pay the same fee and know that my package is guaranteed to arrive within 2 days, than pay for a NDD that may or may not arrive on the ND

JJ is the man

JJ, RB.... But right now NDD may not be NDD due to the issues, I’ve waited 48hrs on packs recently but what you gonna do atm really, can’t blame the sellers when they do their part.

JJ perfect everytime

Hey Katy - I've always had good experiences with radarbreeder :)

RB
TGT
JJ

Jj always does NDD. Plus is only one who does free NDD. Every order I've had less than 24 hrs after its been posted. Majority off orders got a day or two at the most after ordering, depending on when I order. Got NDD from RB as well, but paid bout 5er extra. Only issue had with RB was nvr got a tracking number, & house number wasn't on envelope, just the street. Luckily had other post that day. If I was ordering from RB again would double check that in a mess. But tbh will be sticking with jj as long as he's got stuff on site, which has been np so far. It's banging smoke, top class comms, free NDD & loyalty scheme. Best I've found online or offline even

Nothing is free

Yup the NDD delivery is free wen u order from jj. He's the only vendor who doesn't charge for NDD. I've seen it said NDD is Inc in the price of the smoke. But jj prices are no higher than others who do charge for NDD

Thank you, I actually came to agree, jj good value for sure. It’s nice to try different places, maybe people don’t just settle with one vendor, that was the plan, but now I think there’s great points about both the vendors I’ve tried so far.

My ndd from jj arrived after about 3 days, I guess it also depends on RM.

3 days is bout the longest I've waited, & that was cos PO was closed next day, plus I ordered late at the end of the week. Every other order I've had, has been delivered 1-2 days, even though its not guaranteed, I ordered early Fri one time, & got it NDD following day on the sat.. But wen I order late in the day, its taken 2 days, wen order early, 1 day.

Thanks lovely, ordered with him ndd thurs eve but still nothing.. hoping for today. People have ordered Friday and got theirs Saturday else where so I’m looking for something more like that, would have been happy to buy thurs for Saturday delivery but no luck! Will be trying TGD next as I’m sure they can do nd, I’m not sure ndd is free or just included into price of smoke 4 jj

Hi Katy, we'd live for you to pay us a visit :) But unfortunately we there won't be any Saturday arrivals until July 4th due to work commitments, so Friday orders (any placed after our 4pm cut-off on Thursday) will land on Monday until this date, apologies.
Kind regards :)

Bless u thanks for the update, I learnt from this topic to order by weds pm for Saturday drop so now I know tnx

Well of course :) We didn't want to disappoint in what may have been your first order with us.
And from the 4th you can order up to 4pm on Friday to receive on Saturday :)

Saturday deliveries back on :) Yay!

Hey sorry for the long comment. I'm actually no sure that the free NDD is Inc in the price of the smoke, cos his prices are not higher than others charging for NDD. I'd def give jj another go tbh. Cos I've had several orders, one of them I ordered late Thursday /Friday morning & got it delivered on sat.. I know he says NDD is no guaranteed if ordering on Fri, to be delivered Sat (think that would Inc some orders that miss the cut off of 10 am Thurs, not sure. I'd have thought that u would have received it 2day, but it could be that a lot of PO are no open on Sat just now, so 2day is poss the 1st chance he could post it, if not posting Fri for NDD. I had one order off him that took more than the cpl of days, & that was cause off PO bein closed the day it would usually be posted. So I honestly think that's prob just a one off that has happened, probs for similar reason. Every other order I've made, has either been posted out the day I ordered or following day, depending on time of the order. And iv always received it within 24 hrs of it being posted, I even had 1 order posted NDD Fri for delivery sat. Reason I'm saying all this is cos it really is prob a 1 off thats happened, & I've found jj 2 be the best Inc delivery, & I paid more when ordering similar of other vendor while paying for NDD. Except that 1 time, I've had all orders from him in 1 to 2 days

Aw it’s okay, I thought it was guaranteed but will plan further in advance next time :) he’s a top seller still no doubt

If you order Monday to Thursday by 10am you will get next day as I send out special ndd by 1pm. Friday again if you order before 10am as royal mail do not gaureeten this service for Saturday but 85% land on Saturday. But had few not lsnd next day during week but the Royal mail having problems. Plus if you miss cut off and I have time always try get them out depending how busy I am. Jj I am only vendor that doesnt charge for special which costs me £6.70 which I calculate into price so cheapest on my products as well