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AndyHigh
by  AndyHigh
Drug testing uk?
So hopefully ive mange to get myself a job! WOOP!! Only problem is i think they drug test! Is there anyway of stopping THC showing or beating the test? Anyone in uk know? Much appriciated any help you give!
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AndyHigh
AndyHigh
Quick update! Ive provisional got the job! Just waiting for contract to come to me!

Thought got another job interview tomorrow! Its only as a cleaner but ay i wont need to be drug tested i hope!

Honestly thank you everyone who answered!

Hope this thread helps anyone else in same situation as me!

Again thanks biggas! Much respect!!
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Gravity20
Gravity20
Wahey, great news mate! Congrats :)
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AndyHigh
AndyHigh
Cheers man!!!
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Petitefleur
Petitefleur
You can order clean pee online as well as synthetic urine which I personally know to work
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AndyHigh
AndyHigh
Ive seen them aha ill just ask my mate i think! Hoping he wont charge!
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Petitefleur
Petitefleur
You may find your friend gets tired of giving you fresh samples every day or 2. If tests are random this might be even more problematic having to store it. Just food for thought ;)
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AndyHigh
AndyHigh
Yeah thats true! The jobs not sounding worth it if i have to do that! Joke is i bet they wont be breatherlising people as they go into the plant in the morning! It's not like ill being going in stoned to the bone! I'll be going in sober. Anyway thanks for your imput. This actually reall been intresting to find out.
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Petitefleur
Petitefleur
No worries! Some sites do actually breathalyse in the mornings. Best to be careful! But some jobs really arent worth selling off your enjoyment for ;) hope it works out either way buddy :)
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AndyHigh
AndyHigh
Yeah i know some driving jobs do that now! But like with drink i wouldnt go in steaming! Dont see why a few joints in evening would effect me next day! Just got to wait and see what happens.
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corkcitydude
corkcitydude
Friends urine. Usually they send you to clinic for medical. Bring a friend and fresh urine
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Gravity20
Gravity20
Hey mate, first things first - Congrats on the job (hopefully) lol. I've passed 8 drug tests now without ever using my own urine. The only "drug" I do is weed so it really pisses me off that a coke head can just take a break for 2 or 3 days and they're golden but as I'm a daily smoker I'd have to stop for 2months to properly purge everything from my system and that's just not feesable.

When your asked to take the test it's in a private room, nobody will be watching over your shoulder and when you're finished you just place the cup in the little window/cupboard on the wall.

First step, source some clean urine, a trustworthy friend or sibling is normally the way to go for me. If you get it the night before, stick it in the fridge.

Step two, put water in a pot and heat it up, when the water is warm (not boiling!) Place the bottle of urine into the pot for a minute to warm it up effectively, just like you would with a baby bottle. (Do not microwave your urine!).

Step three, transfer the urine into a small portable bottle, I find the little plastic travel bottles you use to bring fluids like perfume abroad are perfect but any small concealable bottle will do fine.

Step four, tie or tape the bottle to your inner thigh or between your nuts and your inner leg (sorry for the vulgarity lol). This is vital as your core temperature keeps the urine at it's natural heat when it leaves your body, if the urine is cold it won't trigger the test and come back as a false positive. This is how the majority of people fail the test as the examiners know what cold urine feels like, they are fucking doctors lol.

Step five, lock the door, remove the bottle that is still warm and pour it into the cup. Make sure you bring the empty bottle away with you - do NOT leave it in the little bin in the toilet, they check those too.

It may seem a little impractical and it is slightly uncomfortable but I've done this exact method 8 times and have never failed a drug test and have gotten the 5 jobs I had to take one for (the other three times were for drug tests scheduled within the company but you're told when they are coming up).

I hope this helps mate and best of luck going forward!

G
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HelpTheAged
HelpTheAged
My my, what a great informative post! Outstanding community enriching stuff here Gravity, bravo
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Gravity20
Gravity20
Why thank you lol. We all need a little help every now and again. This just happens to be something I'm somewhat experienced in....unfortunately haha
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AndyHigh
AndyHigh
Honestly im thankful you have experiance ahah
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AndyHigh
AndyHigh
Mate thank you so much for this! I was thinking that method and was just looking at ways to do it!

Im going to do this method! If by chance i have to use my own urine and it comes back negative ill blag that it was durring lockdown!

Fingers crossed this works! I'll keep you posted on how it goes!

Thanks everyone AndyHigh
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Smee
Smee
Second hand smoke lol
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AndyHigh
AndyHigh
Exactly ;) Just hope theres no random drug tests after ahah
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Smee
Smee
Must be that stoner housemate of mine leaving those cookies about lol
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Gravity20
Gravity20
No worries bud, happy to help in any way I can. I've been in your position and there's a lot of bad advice out there. Personally this one works wonders for me but I've heard of other more complicated methods. I hope it all goes well for you mate and keep us posted :) all the best!
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AndyHigh
AndyHigh
Thanks man! Yeah i was thinking about those detox clensers from head shops ect! Defiently trying this method! It's keeping it warm till when they want the test done! Not sure if it will be first day or when! Don't want to ask to much and alert them to double checking me! It's annoying because with more money was looking forward to trying more stuff on here! Wouldn't be on such a tight budget!
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Gravity20
Gravity20
Yeah in my opinion those things are just a scam but I'm not a doctor so fuck if I know really lol. If your in the car or on a bus, as long as the bottle is tight to your body, your natural temperature should keep it warm.

There's an easy way around that, just say you have something on that day like looking after the kids until your partner comes home etc and ask would it be possible to do it in the afternoon, or vice versa if you would rather do it in the morning.

I normally go with "I have to bring my grandmother to her doctors appointment that morning, would it be possible to come in the afternoon?".....I don't even have a Grandmother lol. Obviously I did at one point in life but not for 15+ years and she was cool so I'd imagine she's alright with it haha.
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AndyHigh
AndyHigh
Yeah man i thought that! Apperently certo pectin works just the same by youtube vids! Lot cheaper to!

Its a job for a concret/block paving manufacture, so it at on an industrial unit. Not sure if ill do it there or if ill get called somewhere!

Hmmm would one of those hand warmers work? That way id just keep in my boxers and not worry about it dropping out!

It's annoying because i wouldnt smoke before work or anything, yet i bet half the people there will turn up half cut from the night before, especially now pubs will be opening here!

If it wasnt for getting back on the smoke i wouldnt be in a postion now where im able to go for a job! Hopefully ill get it sorted!

Thanks for your help though defiantly trying it! They havnt even said im defiently getting one. Just on application i filled in they said its possible and i had to sign yes! Lookin online 6-8 years ago it seems they fired 3 people for it, two where hard drugs and one was weed!

Anyway brought a lottery ticket tonight so never know might be in a postion that i dont need to work ahaha would be nice!
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Smee
Smee
Wear long johns to keep it from slipping out the leg if it comes lose...just an idea

Tread with caution lol
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AndyHigh
AndyHigh
Depends on the weather i dont want to be sweating my b&ll's off aha. Have seen some good flushing techniques online with cranberry juice. Why the fuck does it matter if i smoke the night before! Like drink or anything im not going to turn up to work off myface. Cant wait till its legal here man needs to hurry up!
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Smee
Smee
I know fs

but the theory is if you use drugs you’ll be more likely to be thinking about getting the drug rather than getting working

lack of focus, a liability etc....not always the case but usually the way it goes with hard drugs
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AndyHigh
AndyHigh
Exactly! Really annoying!

As i say to people though they wont be breatherlising in the morning people turning up! I know from experiance people will be half cut from night before
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Smee
Smee
I know, what’s the difference
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Gravity20
Gravity20
And they are quite the fashion statement xD
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Smee
Smee
What’s wrong with Lj’s lol

brilliant when it’s cold, swear...I know it’s summer like lol
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AndyHigh
AndyHigh
I know i do swear by them in winter to be fair! This weather thought ahah
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Smee
Smee
Recipe for jock itch lol
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Jimbo007
Jimbo007
You can't beat a drugs test for THC as its stored in your fat cells and can take months to become clean after heavy usage. I've heard of people getting done for drug driving days after thier last smoke.

You also have to consent to a test so its upto you if you take it or not, but you could be sacked. Really depends on the type of job you have as to whether you could then challenge the dismissal.

Unless you operate machinery there isn't a lawful reason for them to be testing you.
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AndyHigh
AndyHigh
Thanks for your quick reply! Ah shit i was hoping these detox kits might work! Might have to look at other work then! I will be using machinary in paving making place!

I havnt gotten the job yet, but went for interview today. It sounded hopeful!

In a dilemma now to be fair. I dont smoke all the time but smoke for mental health reasons, helps me relax and sleep!

Thanks for your help though.
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Zappytrocar
Zappytrocar
All depends on the type of drug test they do, a mouth swab is easily defeated and will only show up if you smoked in the last 12hr or so, drink lots of water b4 the test and try to have a cigarette also as this can give false readings (they ask if you ate/smoked in the last 30min.

Litmus test where you pee on the stick is also only good for few hours (ive actually been smoking on the way to the centre and still passed the test)
Urine sample is a lot harder thc can still be in your system 5 weeks later
ive passed a DVLA urine sample test after 3 week sober and was/im a very heavy user.

Chances are if they do drug tests then you will prob have 1 before you start work.
I was bus driver for 10 years and was heavy smoker of weed every night (never before work)

Blood tests are more expensive and can show up if you smoked in the last 1 year or so
Hair test can last for years before clean but is very expensive to do
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AndyHigh
AndyHigh
Yeah thats it! I don't want to message either asking what type of drug test looks a bit obviouse im trying to hide something! They said drug test might happen as part of the job aplication. Only went for interview today and waiting to hear back! Hopefully they will say when they get back to me! I'm not a heavy smoker by any means, not got the funds, but still know it can show up in the system for a while after.

Usually wouldnt faze me this but i want to get back into work, and not many jobs at the moment!

Hopefully though i can pass this! If it comes back postive ill just blame it that at a bbq the other week must of smoked smothing funny well i was drunk ;)

I'm more worried that if i test postive then it fucks me for looking for a good job at the moment.

Anyway that your response ill keep it all in mind!
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