People have been wearing clothes for thousands of years

People still wear fur coats for example;)

And the insults haven't changed since Waynes World, the Admiral is definitely calling someone a loser with that hand gesture.

he's just lonesome as a heterosexual in this universe

Especially when technology expands exponentially. In the 23rd century inventions that take decades now would roll out every month.

bottom line: invest in polyester

Graphene may be more appropriate

After I finished, I was disgusted.

That's why one keeps wipes handy.

Yeah but all those star wars results are making me lose wood.

I only stopped by to say WTF!

He says popping up to attention

Seven of nine

set your phasers to jizz!

10/10

I always had a thing for B'Elanna but 7 in Picard was very much improved with age

She's aged like a fine wine

The most beautiful women in star trek, an the fact she's borg makes it more appealing:)

Now that's what I'm talkin bout Spock

Me and the gf liked her, how could you not...I’d probably turn les for her if I was a woman or is this some form of cognitive bias lol

Heres too the future! lol

Have you seen her in Picard? She has aged so beautifully she could play one of Harry Mudd's women.

She was better in voyager imo

Iv not seen it yet been saving it for when the time is right :) she has aged so well.
She's defo one of Harry's women but didn't need to take the tablets to get there.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you'd be better watching red letter media's coverage of Picard. It's... got problems lol

true, no 23rd century beer goggles here

The cartoons

Orvil

That's cheating but hell yes!

Deep Space 9 for me. Never got into it. Loved the others though.

"Deep Space" is such a Federation centric term, really offensive :0

The storyline was good in ds9

Discovery by a long way for me. It just didn’t feel like Star Trek. Rewatched all of Enterprise recently and it was way better than I remembered.

Can you remember when Enterprise was on channel 4 on a Sunday and if there was a two part one, they would show part one and forget to put part two on the week after!

totally agree. I watched part of discovery with my flatmate who hasn't seen any other trek series, she loves it and i feel nothing for it. I feel like it was made to bring in new fans

might try re watching enterprise but i don't have much hope for that either.

Really? The 2nd season was annoying as any grade school social propaganda but I thought the 1st season was right up there near the best Trek.

I’m sure I’ll rewatch it in a couple of years and have a fresh perspective. I just couldn’t handle ( forgive me if I’m taking Star Trek too seriously ? )the fact that, fundamentally Star Fleet is military, yes? How did Tilly make it onto a military vessel? Even Reg Berkeley for all his foibles had a semblance of respect for the fact he was on a military mission. I love Joss Whedon’s dialogue and sass but he’s an inappropriate inspiration for Star Trek characters.

A Trekker with some chops, welcome aboard sir. How would you rank Saru? I thought he was better than Data and right under Spock until they destroyed his character in the 2nd season.

Yes it's backwards to go from beta to alpha :)

It's trekkie mate :p

Now here is the debate I've been waiting for

:)

Gotta go with Enterprise

The storylines was good but the acting let it down.

Fucking wannabe Captain

I loved the opener with Klingons on Earth but even then it kept getting dumber with that poor man's Kirk routine from this guy. It seems like he belongs in an old Disney movie playing off a car.

What about a talking Enterprise cartoon Todd?

Yes yes yes