How do you like your eggs in the morning?

After rigorous quality control testing that has lasted the best part of two weeks we are happy to finally be able to share these ledgendary eggs with you. Its been a real stuggle trying to get these in however we have finally done it and now they are avaible for you lovely lot :)

This is ledgendary hand crafted hash, sourced from the best hash artisans in the Morrocan mountain region. Each egg is meticulously hand shaped using the best pollen the Morrocan Mountain ranges have to offer. Only the best of the best is used hence why these are rare and pricey. Traditionally the oily and fresh pollen is wrapped in multiple layers of clingfilm and usually stamped before being smuggled inside of someone anus which is why they are egg shapped. Thankfully modern smuggling methods have changed and we can safely say these are anus free however they retain the traditional egg shape as a testiment to the high quality hash which is so good that someone was prepared to smuggle it up there bum.

We have two varients for you which are equal in terms of quality but have slighty different attributes and effects.

Dark, firm and flavoursome:
- Indica dominant.
- Great night time smoke.
- Firmer, denser and more flavoursome.
- More prenounced flavour.
- Harsher.
- Ash not as clean as softer egg.
- Requires heat to roll.

Full description:
Exterior texter is shiney, smooth, and almost gummy with a coffee bean colour and shine. When you apply pressure you can smear parts of it off and easily mould and shape. Where this pressure is applied the hash goes lighter in colour resembling a melted cadburys chocolate. The egg becomes completely soft after playing with it for a min. When I slice into the egg to get a cross section view, it reminds me of cutting a fossil open or something simular. The exterior retains its coffee colour while the interior looks like ground coffee in texture and colour. The inside of the egg is glistening and shiney and you will be greeted with a nutty, sweet and chocolately smell with tea tree oil undertones. This smell is apparent from the exterior however it is much when you crack the egg open.

Upon burning the flavour is smooth, nutty and sweet. Noticeable flavours are spicy and peppery. You really cant get enough of it and want more and more.

Initial feeling high is a cerebral and clear headed high with noticeble stoned effect particularly behind the eyese. As time goes on the high shifts to more of a body stone. The ash is 95% white and is very soft and clean. This is a really smooth and flavoursome smoke and is very strong!

Soft, Smooth and Silky:
- Sativa Dominant.
- Requires no heat to roll.
- Smoother smoke but not as flavoursome.
- Whiter Cleaner Ash.
- Gooey and messy.

Full Description:

Incredibly oily and sticky exterior that has soaked the clingfilm in resin. This egg is really easy to mold and leaves residue and oil on anything it touches. The smell is quite simular to the harder egg but with a much more noticeble and inviting tea tree oil smell and it is way sweeter and more chocolately, the harder one more savoury. The texure of this egg is silky smooth and quite remarkable It really reminds me of chocolate when it melts from heat from your fingertips and has that same play and texture. Again you can smear and play with is but it requires much less pressure than the hard eggs. The interior is light brown and gooey! Really messy stuff that you can just pick off with your fingers and add to a joint or bowl. Dispite smelling stronger the flavour is not as prenounced and defined however the sweetness and spice is noticable. The high is way more clear headed and intellectual. Every time we smoked this, we would engage in profound conversation. I would say the ash burns better on this and the smoke is smoother. Smoking this made me better at gaming and critical thinking. It still has a body stone effects but the head high is more dominant. I would smoke this in the day time and the hard hash in the evening.