We’ve just received a fresh drop of static slabs and more coming over weekend! Also want to address the two negative reviews this listing received this week.

Here they are to save you scrolling:

1/10 Static Hash
Static hash my ass , it pressed Keif and pollen . Taste weird , doesn’t smell right when smoking , stay away , only good thing was how fast delivery was .

to many fake reviews all kids scared leave honest opinion .

And

7/10 Static Hash
Vendors should realise you cant sell old stock that has degraded for top wack

Its short sighted sure you got my money but will i come back after paying 50 for 3 grams of mid to bottom shelf product

Cannabis products have a shelf life

All the best

So to address these, the static is made in Cali using electrostatic and nanofiltration with technology from Sambo Creek Filtration — it’s genuine static, not pressed kief (though kief is also a solventless extract in essence).

The guys we get it from, One Stop CA (you can look them up on insta if you want to see their legit) produce serious bulk and the batch in question was only a month old, so it was not old stock. Properly stored static keeps well in the freezer for 1–3 years and it always moves so quick there's no way its ever going to be around that long.

However the white gangster slab may not have been fully cured before shipping, which can affect aroma and taste. We’ve re-cured the remaining stock and the flavour and smell have noticeably improved.

As for the price & value: our previous Miyagi stock was $250 for 5 g (the cheapest we’d seen then), but still way more expensive than the new stock we have. These new static slabs are significantly cheaper and represent the best value-for-money we’ve found so far and that's why we're stocking them.

We're definitely not here to scam or rip anyone off and the two people who bought the white gangster and weren't happy with it, please reach out and we can send some of the slab now its been cured better, or a sample of the new strains we've just listed. Repeat custom is everything and we're not here for a quick buck. We just want to bring the best product at the best prices 🙏💚

Anyone ordering this will receive an extra 10% top up on orders of any size 🙏💚

30/3/26 - 2/3/26 8pm

To celebrate all this lovely weather we're having and to give this static hash the credit it's due, were dropping our price to 50usd a gram! That's crazy value for The Static Room's Pink (premium) line. You won't get it this cheap anywhere else x

Discounted price will be live until end of the week Sunday 9/3/25

Extended to give mi familia a little more time to get orders in x