Excerpt from The Daily Fail:
CANNABIS USER DIES FROM LETHAL CONTRAPTION
An upstanding member of the local community, who was a cannabis user, has been found unresponsive in what appears to be a drug fuelled sex orgy.
"A bit out there but he was always very pleasant until he got hooked on that evil weed stuff that kills our kids", said one shocked neighbour, who also said they could hear all sorts of mechanical and electrical shenanigans coming from Mr Rabb1t's property. Presumably for sexual deviant purposes, as this is one side effect of cannabis use.
"I can only assume it has to do with his cannabis use", said the neighbour.
Police have released a statement:
"Mr Rabb1t, who was a cannabis user and therefore had no other redeeming qualities, was found unresponsive with the pictured device attached to his private parts. We can only assume in his stoned state he thought it was a good idea to - well, how to put it? - try placing himself within this lethal contraption for a cheap thrill. He was not a good electrician. But he did die with a large grin. Of course, the message here is Weed definitely kills."
Police have closed their enquiries in this open and shut case of cannabis use leading to sexual deviancy and ultimately death.
Comments:
@vputin: "Good riddance, these dope addicts are a scourge on decent tax paying, law abiding British peoples. Bring back the death penalty. Probably an illegal, too."
CANNABIS USER DIES FROM LETHAL CONTRAPTION
An upstanding member of the local community, who was a cannabis user, has been found unresponsive in what appears to be a drug fuelled sex orgy.
"A bit out there but he was always very pleasant until he got hooked on that evil weed stuff that kills our kids", said one shocked neighbour, who also said they could hear all sorts of mechanical and electrical shenanigans coming from Mr Rabb1t's property. Presumably for sexual deviant purposes, as this is one side effect of cannabis use.
"I can only assume it has to do with his cannabis use", said the neighbour.
Police have released a statement:
"Mr Rabb1t, who was a cannabis user and therefore had no other redeeming qualities, was found unresponsive with the pictured device attached to his private parts. We can only assume in his stoned state he thought it was a good idea to - well, how to put it? - try placing himself within this lethal contraption for a cheap thrill. He was not a good electrician. But he did die with a large grin. Of course, the message here is Weed definitely kills."
Police have closed their enquiries in this open and shut case of cannabis use leading to sexual deviancy and ultimately death.
Comments:
@vputin: "Good riddance, these dope addicts are a scourge on decent tax paying, law abiding British peoples. Bring back the death penalty. Probably an illegal, too."
