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This portmaneau is for the selection that is crank in its own right but not quite at the level of the exotics. A lot of street "exotics" would belong in this section. Many of this selection will be cali imported but there is also canadian and non-cali US import. I think most people would probably find this to be "best value" as you're getting genuine import for 40 quid an 8th/under 300 quid an ounce. This is the category I have in stock the most

Jet Fuel Gelato

  • Nose

    Pure gelato and gas. Being totally honest, it reminds me of gelato 33 very much. Quite pungent

  • Bag Appeal

    Medium to large buds. Just the right amount of stick, not dry or wet. Dense buds while still having that fluffy bud structure. Greens, purples and ambers interwine beautifully with a healthy covering of trichomes

  • Smoke

    Tastes how it smells, delicious! The stone creeps up on your but once it hits its strong. Munchies are strong too suggesting a bit of sativa activity although its not much, this is very much a smoke for the evening. Good strain to smoke with your other half ;)

    Animal Mints

  • Nose

    Sweet minty cookie. Another pungent one. Very gassy and sweet, there are undertones of vanilla there. One of my favourite aromas on the menu currently

  • Bag Appeal

    Mainly medium sized buds. A mix of golden brown, light green and dark purple, this bud is divine. Buds are solid and dense. Ounces will look less than usual but they fluff up beautifully.

  • Smoke

    Strong hybrid stones and uplifts quickly. Ash varies with this sometimes darker, sometimes lighter. Smoke can be a bit tickly at times. Tastes how it smells; gassy, sweet & piney. Despite being uplifting, could be used as an evening smoke as after the high the stone has long legs and will eventually push you into sleep. Tried this in a vape and was getting milky vapour for an abnormally long time, this should be a vaper's first choice.

    Pancakes

  • Nose

    Floral and sweet. Hint of pancakes and maple syrup when ground up. Not the strongest smell however.

  • Bag Appeal

    Mainly large sized buds, I'll do my best to maintain them when shipping to you. Completely purple and covered in amber trichomes. Looks the part of an exotic.

  • Smoke

    Listed as a Hybrid or Indica Dominant strain on the internet but personally i find the effects to lean sativa. The most succient description would be a "a relaxing headhigh". Ash is medium grey but its a pleasant smoke.

    Donkey Butter

  • Nose

    Spicy, skunky and kushy. It is very pungent. Both parents - Grease Monkey x Triple O.G - are highlight in the smell.

  • Bag Appeal

    Drenched in amber trichomes. Small bits of light and dark purple interspersed among green. Looks like legit exotics. Buds are generally on the larger/medium size

  • Smoke

    Indica from start to finish. Hits quickly, not a creeper. Light grey ash and is smooth not a tickler. As previously stated will hit your body quick and won't let go, by the end of the joint you'll be sufficiently couchlocked!

    Pink Lady

    The sativa counterpart to Pink Kush!

  • Nose

    Very kush-like but with an undertone of sweetness

  • Bag Appeal



  • Smoke

    Kush and sweet. Slightly runtzesque (in my personal opinion). Focused but chilled; don't see this one provoking racy thoughts for those who are prone. Quite unusual to have such a kushy tasting strain without feeling sedated.
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