If you have any suspicions about an item you received please private message us to receive a kit for adulterant testing.

Basic Requirements:
Please provide a link to the item in question.

Make an image of the item.

Rate the item and include the image (ratings on lb are anonymous)

You will need:

* a different address to your lb orders

* ability to perform chemical reaction tests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6HN4L6Fj2c

* a suitable lb reputation

For each test you receive:

* a free item

* 10 usd

* test kit cost reimbursement

please message us with your interest.

If you would like to prove the purity of your cart item please reply with a link to the item here in this thread.

There is nothing else required, the tests will be conducted by anonymous buyers that have joined the test borg collective.

Before continuing I want to make it clear.

I do not know who the seller is.

This is a blind test. I have no idea what I’m testing until I get it.

3 items individually tested and results shared below.

Photos in comments.

Whole melt extracts - live diamond vaporizer 1.0G

Gelato Selection

Apple Gelato - THC Dominant

White cherry Gelato - THC Dominant

Blackberry Gelato - THC Dominant

All 3 vapes tested had consistent TCH Dominant results.

Watch in photos to authenticate date only.

Test Borg will confirm further details

The Test Borg Collective

One way we can address this mess with vape carts is to require full disclosure of ingredients in order to sell here. It's an IRL requirement for all food and drugs; if we are trying to make a better world for people this seems like a good start.

Had a couple small dabs of some nasty damp/mildew smelling and tasting BHO extract today (crumble) and I've been unable to sleep with itching all over my upper body and head, ears and got a couple itchy spots pop up on my chest and chin

Think it's worth getting checked out? Anyone else had anything similar? The bho smells just like damp mildew like a cold damp shed, initially thought it was coming from the jars it was stored in but idk why I'd get this side effect

Had plenty of bho in the last decade and not had this happen or had anything smell like that

What happened to test borg and extracter, havent seen any results in a good while.
It would be a real good idea to have regular testing especially the way carts have blown off on here and people are now selling 50/50s, altnoids etc. I think it would separate LB from other places and is a real gap.

I would love to do it myself if the spectrometer setup wasn’t so big and expensive, unfortunately I don’t have the space or privacy for such things.

Hi biggas
Your opinions on what may be wrong with this weed are required. I recently purchased an amount of bud, and on opening a nice gas smell hit me straight off. Nice bud, not rock hard but not super spongy. Grinds perfectly but when smoking there’s a horrendous feeling on the throat on inhaling and on the exhale. What would be causing this sensation and any way to get it sorted out properly or is this another example of the dodgy vendors to avoid like they’ve got the plague lol

Constantly getting rotten weed or the product is under I got some yesterday of lv canabis I never weighed it straight away so it's on me but i did weight it a after a couple of joints and there's was 19g there instead of 28g (shake) so I say max 2.5 gram I smoked. Its poor picking from them

Found this on YouTube thought I'd share it on here.

I watched a documentary just before this one where the guy recons 80% of the entire drug trade in London is controlled by the Albanian mafia, which are also mentioned in this video so I can only assume the same thing is happening over here that is happening in Germany.

From my point of view it seems fairly obvious with some people talking about weed that "melts your face off" and "knocked me out cold" etc. I'm not sure when any cannabis was supposed to have that effect, but its certainly not what I want to eaperience when smoking, even if it is just a figure of speech.

At one point in the video he states that the only way to stop this synthetic cannabis polluting weed is to legalise it, and regulate its production, which i can see the sense in, but if we accept that legalisation (in the UK) isn't going to happen any time soon, surely the only other way would be to make testing kits available that simply show the presence of synthetic cannabis.

Decent cannabis testing kits are still prohibitively expensive, but they tend to focus more on THC percentages etc, rather than just simply testing for synthetics (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong here). My thoughts are that if you could get a reusable testing kit for say under £50, that just tested for synthetic cannabis, everyone would buy one.

Perhaps they could even be free on the NHS? It would certainly avoid the much higher cost of dealing with people who has been smoking this poison and end up in hospital for one reason or another.

Test Borg and other testing setups on here do a fantastic job, don't get me wrong, but if someone is selling this shite they could just send weed they know isn't contaminated to be tested, then sell the contaminated shit once the results are in. It's too easily manipulated unless it's the customer sending the weed in to test.

Essentially the customer needs to control the testing, either remotely or in their own home.

Does anyone know if there are testing kits for synthetic cannabis? If not there bloody well should be.

If anyone knows a simple way to test weed for synthetics, please let the community know.

Cheers BB 😊👍🍻