Get your nugs out lad and stop teasing us with the bag. 😂

😳
(About half the pack left I've been smashing through this)

Nothing quite as exotic for me, just having a few puffs on a vape cart, courtesy of Rambo.

Expensive for sure, but you have to treat yourself now and again. 😁

So what's your rating on Rambo then?

Half agree. Established vendors will get sales without needing competitions. That doesn't mean that a competition is a sign of shitty vendor

Recently we're having huge turnover and a massive influx of new vendors, hence many competitions and giveaways. Biggas like a good deal lol

I'd love to see some established vendors giving back in other ways, ie. Loyalty cards 😅😅

One of alt motives is......... selling shake at $70 a bag that smells like tea, tastes of the 9 grams of fan leaf dust that's in it and has 5g of the oldest crap bud you have ever seen in it. Tastes and smokes sour like you've licked some speed from the 90's. This stuff looks like it's been left in a crate on mars for a lunar cycle. I don't seem to have this experience with dopey thankfully. Shake is shake I get it but noone wants centuries old moon dust

Yes brother No low grade imports that are old and have been kicked out of the USA as rubbish. Good weed is fresh, good weed is here 🔥

Just selling great weed at the correct price is enough for me. I have alot of purchases on here and everything I have had from dopey has been really nice. Unbeatable at the price. In my experience it goes as follows on LB on the oz :
£140
£170
£200
£220
It just really, if your at the consumer end depends on the quality level being sold at that price point. This is where dopey does deliver in a strong way. The weed is a level above and the man's going in at £170 on the Oz UK label. Nobody is close here to this level at that price. Trust me I'm old experienced and have been sold all sorts on here. If your reading dive in and grab some. The shake is much much better than everyone I've tried and same price. Orders turn up like clockwork.

It's a paradox tho. Good vendors don't need deals to retain customers. Bad vendors need deals to bring em in

Fully agree👊 its the new ponsi scheme and is being replicated everywhere.

Thats not true at all, I've one around a dozen so far and all the products have been great, they usually get reviewed by other people too, I imagine you havent won any so I'm not sure how you can say that with confidence lol

Well it's the fault of the vendors really. It's like the story about the monkeys in China, where humans had to extract semen from them to stop them from going extinct. but in the end the monkey's just laid on their backs with hard-ons waiting to be wanked off instead of mating and populating. Now, there's a very good chance I've got all of that wrong and none of it actually happened but you get the point.

Well you just would let it happen in the end wouldn't ya, human or monkey 😂

Friday mornings aren't complete without Dopey rants

Keep em coming lad you make my morning coffees more interesting 😅☕

Thanks mate I knew I had a real purpose 😂😂

Hi All
The vibe from stoners wall in to the competition 😁 screen not always good but to put everyone in the same bag, not necessary.
Really would like to see oldschool vibes from COVID times, and would like to see that everyone should be nicer to each other.
Really don't like fake 🤥🤥 reviews 3/10 don't like fake 🤥 10/10 either.
Market is changing to be honest you are one of the most reliable from quality to price, one of those vendors which wouldn't put over dry stuff on his wall.
Hope everyone will have chill weekend, blazing Friday vibes 😜

Competition you say? Here’s my entry!

It reminds me of universal studios where they turn a human into a parrot 🦜 😂😂

Shitting on people that enter giveaways by comparing them to seals clapping for treats is pretty unhinged 😂

You just sound bitter that other vendors run competitions

Lol great analogy, I went for a walk early and was running this through as I was blazing and it had me chuckling 😂 😂

Least unhinged dopey rant

U love to drop in the mental jibes, and like to sell man made chems but I don't say nothing until u pipe up yet again on my post that is for the buyers not to the sellers.

Write your own post about your boring meds and I hope u feel better in yourself with your cheap shots trying to belittle me.

Facts are facts my bud is better than every other vendors on here if u want to disgus that or say different crack on but to always use the mental put down card just shows your worth and to think u sell to people who suffer from this is an outrage in itself!!

Not trying to belittle, I actually enjoy reading your rants

Antibiotics and inhalers are pretty important, can't get either of those medications from herbs lol

Your bud looks mid, don't be a tight arse and run a competition yourself

LoI if I was tight I would be selling these at there proper price of $85 plus like some of the tighter ones that throw out a few nuts to the chimps in freebies do and alas I am not able to run comps as the trolls don't like it and mess it up so its not worth all the agg

Don't u think I tried all this before to try to fit into the clown show ?

I have worked on here for years and have seen it all and am just making up to date observations on the state of play.

I really am not interested in what's important with the chem market that is not something I give much thought about each to there own and only when they keep trying with sly digs on my posts will I defend myself.

Calling us clowns is a dig, so you get what you give lol

Trolls arent going to stop you from running a competition, people will enter

Bud looks like its priced right as it is, don't think people would pay more, also trying to enhance it with AI says a lot

Well done Sherlock wow u caught me I used Chat to put in the name tag aren't u a clever little bigger lol


The clown show is the fact that anyone can buy there way to the top with any type of bud by running comps that push there garbage to the top that is what I mean by clown show as it is a false state of play.

Any fool can see what u are trying to do with you fresh alt account a question was asked " are u a seal that claps for treat" that was the question but u twist it into me calling everyone monkeys lol this is what we are up against in 2026 this vile pokery from brainwashed lemmings with hidden agendas as per usual.

Adding a name tag doesnt do that to the rest of the image, thats what happens when you try and enhance the look of the flower

I knew youd try and deflect it, classic 😂

If vendors get more sales from running comps then whats stopping you, its a no brainer, if I was seller I'd want to be on the top of the wall too

I'm in the same position with this Vendor. Supposedly sent on Friday but Royal Mail are still expecting it. It's not good enough. Plenty of good reliable vendors on here. Shout out to Green Cat and Radar Breeder!

I'm sorry to hear you are having a similar issue and I hope it is resolved.
An update from me today (Wednesday 14th October) the vendor has been online and my messages are not showing as unread anymore however I have not had any messages from the vendor, the RM page still states "were expecting it"
It's very disappointing, I need to wait until 16th October to raise a dispute (never had to do this before) and hopefully order my medicine from a different vendor.
I have no choice.

Update: Thursday 15th October, vendor has been back online, no messages have been received regarding my order, vendor has ignored me and continued with business as normal. Royal mail still states they are expecting my parcel that was supposedly posted on 7th October.
Tomorrow I can raise a dispute.
I hope the logging of my experience helps you guys make informed decisions regarding this vendor.

Nah he’s taking the actual piss, he’s just ignored you! Even after making a post on his wall. That’s crazy the audacity

Your not wrong lad communication is essential, especially if your a steady customer who uses them a lot, it’s just bad for business not making customers feel appreciated, valued or even heard, some people only care about the money and not their customers, I avoid them type of vendors like they the plaque, I’d rather give someone else my business who will appreciate it

Im having this problem too. Looks like im going to have to open a dispute, unfortunately

Hello Mate,

There are a lot of variables to this question, material used (badder, sugar, diamonds etc), cartridge used, consumer hardware etc.

The CCELL kera cartridge we use are made for thick oils and handle them well - large inlet holes, large coil, ohms set to a suitable level for thick oils. All this ensures no clogging and no dry hits.

The offset to this may be that the cartridge contents appear to go down faster than say a no brand Chinese cart with thick distillate.

Hope this helps.

VB

Could do going forward mate, I only bring in sugar and badder though so it’s always going to one of those two.

The 1/10 review perhaps has written the delivery times in days instead, or missed a 0.
Very clearly a positive review, hopefully customer sees and corrects.

I really hope so bro 2 bad reviews in a row can’t be good for business 😂

Tbf proper blue zushi looks absolute fire when done right loads of dark blue/purple 420buds has some that looks lovely

I’ve had great review of it aswell I’m just speculating because I’m curious to know what he didn’t like about it

Just gave his listing a look now it does look nice with the purple hues however you can still see what I mean it’s got that zskittles look to it but it’s got a nice trim and some nice colors

Plus mines a little cheaper and still has great smoke and smell

can we do shortest cock wins? im 100% getting a prize!

Somehow I don't think this would break opsec 😅

Inverted cocks won't be eligible for entry I'm afraid 😆 😅

😠

Genius. Make sure each number and it's duplicate has a matching serial number to claim prize.

This sounds really good 👍

Problem is you won’t reach out to new customers just rewarding existing. Hesh has it about right. You need 25 buys or more to claim.. perhaps small prizes like 3.5 get to more people. ETH to be different.lol

You could also run the existing customer monthly lottery for a single BIGGER prize..

Some good suggestions in here but one of the main things I would suggest if possible
Make sure the accounts entering are at least maybe 6 months old or have a certain amount of buys
very recently one of the biggest giveaways I've ever seen on here, both prizes were won by 1 month old accounts that have a post history of nothing but giveaway entries
that means there are people making multiple accounts just to enter giveaways, giving them a HUGE unfair advantage over the rest of us who are playing it fair
that giveaway was 2 lifechanging prizes and both were won by cheating scumbags, we need to never let something like this happen again

Its the same people with multiple accounts entering all the comps here, they hardly ever buy anything, just here to freeload.

I like how the spacemen give away an ounce to eight people. Gives a good amount of people a chance of winning something decent.

BTC price or sporting events seem to be the most common.
Anything official, unarguable, unpredictable and verifiable, really.
Most stick with something like BTC as it has a big potential spread.

I remember there was quiz’s before, maybe do a couple trivia questions individually throughout the week so you put up one question and the first person to answer it gets (whatever said prize) obviously people can cheat using google but It is what it is, hopefully in the time it took someone to google the answer some one else would just come across it who actually knows the answer straight away, just a stoned thought 🤷‍♂️

Soon as I find something beautiful it gets taken from me 😫

I was just wondering about this myself . I liked the runny stuff . The Wedding piez was great . Anyone else got the good stuff ? wax is too waxy . I want the runny stuff .

Myconauts your next best option

It's not the same imo 😞
The flavour from these was unparalleled

I don’t think AI is your problem

I’m an edibles guy so don’t buy vapes so I can’t vouch for the quality of the product but just some basic research on your store and your competitors

1 - You have a single product that’s poorly advertised

You for some reason have a picture of a product you then immediately claim not to sell but you managed to acquire the packaging for that product?

It’s confusing and I would remove any reference to that brand if you’re not actually selling it, if this is home made stuff then proudly state that, don’t put it on some packaging “you acquired” so it looks cooler, people won’t want to buy from you if your own marketing is ambiguous about what it is you’re actually selling

You’re going to have someone see that branding, not read your text and then order thinking they’re getting the brand name and then they’ll claim you scammed them if they don’t get that branded product

So just remove it and let your product speak for itself

Why are you putting homemade chocolate into a Kit Kat wrapper and then trying to sell it as “this isn’t a Kit Kat I just got a wrapper somewhere”

2 - From some very limited research, your products are on the upper end of the price range for this type of product

The top sellers have much more variety and are typically cheaper

So why would a buyer come to you instead of going to an established seller?

They have more to choose from, it’s cheaper and it’s been reviewed by 100s of people already

Either promote a unique selling point or drop your prices to lure people in, then once you become more established and have a greater range of products and some reviews under your belt you can start to slowly increase prices

It’s a long game my friend

This ^

Thanks

Thanks a lot for Ur comment, I respect what you have said and will take it on board
The thing is that I have this packaging now unless I can find some other to swap
Hopefully I win on the long game
Thanks lots

No worries

Sorry I can’t help more

I’m old now (30) and my lungs aren’t as strong as they used to be so it’s edibles and oil for me only now!

Edit - 1 tactic I do see helping new sellers is a competition

If you run a competition and for example, give out a free vape to the winner, you’ll attract more people to the store and also that guy who gets the free vape can drop you a review

Nay nay naaay if someone ordered you'd see the reactions

I understand what you mean but I think that I am significantly better

How exactly?
Better product? Better packaging?

If you're gonna charge a premium, disclose your unique selling point to get sales. Otherwise the risk outweighs the reward and you won't get sales

That's without mentioning there's many many distillate vendors here already and most people prefer other forms of extracts (live resin, rosin, wpff, etc)

That I am significantly better looking

Best comment ever.

We should definitely start a league table of vendors to see who is hottest. you'll be at the top, obvs.

Well that's what I'm thinking.. if people knew then I'd be up there.....

Good product and time, I don't go for newer vendors but if u get gud reviews u will dogood

How do I get sales if no one buys from a new vendor!?!?!?! I'm losing my bead

Intro offers to entice people in and to build up your reviews and reputation. Otherwise there is no incentive for people to buy from a new vendor vs an established one.

Ok I'll do one

Personally I'd never buy a disposable. Plus having fake packaging is a big red flag for me.

Why wouldn't you buy a disposable?

I understand "fake packaging" being a red flag it was and I didn't mention it. I got a hold of it but this was literally the best quality devices I could get but they are not filled with cookies and I'm open about that. It comes from the same shenzen china factory and is a quality device, but the inside is homemade as I openly described

I just don't wanna be throwing batteries away, is all

nice try bot 😆

Not really mate if I was a not id have sales.....

A bot

It's interesting cos that vendor had a very similar situation on one of his "top shelf" listings which was massively refuted before he removed the listing outright

Weird shit

Damn I wouldn’t like to comment on something I don’t know about but I find him strange I feel like he left a good review and edited later just so I didn’t notice it was there definitely one to watch out for

Bro did you not have the call hash off me an love it? If you must know I sold out an i actually gave away my.last half a zip to a customer who's Q got lost by royal mail haven't put anything up recently as been taking a step back to deal with my ADHD an autism PTSD etc as something happened to me rececently where if I didn't focus on my self an take a step back to chill out I coukd have easily done something very stupid an be regretting the consequences of my actions for a while so yh man peace an love an all that positive stuff I'll be back soon

I had the z33 I believe and I really did enjoy it! But there was also a similar situation with another vendor possibly leaving a negative review. Is this not similar?

♥🙏😎

Thanks man

Yeh 100% I don't want to mention them by name but it was over some "jungle boys" Zak's pie which is one of my all time fave strains. I wasn't trying to be a dick or anything its just a good while back my same mate who grew the z33 landed us some jungle boys Zak's pie that I'm NGL they classed as a "failed batch" an even to this day its still easily some of the best bud I've ever seen unfortunately sometimes LB can be the Temu version of weed an that's what happened there I did get a full refund thou an pretty sure I amended the review afterward as I thought fair one least they're kind of acknowledging the error of their ways but I find it best not to feed into any vendor wars or negativity some of these guys are relentless and are clearly operating on a huge scale not simply doing it for the love of the medicine best advice just let the product do the talking the experience buyer's on Here seem to be able to see through the bull shit such a shame what's going on with cloud nine ATM really unfair their bud is spot on for the price quite a lot of smalls but he got back to me an said he's told the packers not to do this going forward so I rate him too

Seconding what dabbie said - I haven't had this specific product, but the zangria, Papaya and wpff were all top fucking notch and I'd really doubt any authenticity around these sprayed claims

Unfortunately vendor sabotage is v common round here. Take it on the chin, good product will have real customers vouching for you (like us lol)

When strong bud with glass-y trichomes is vac sealed or pressed up against plastic with a little pressure for a enough time the resin kind of forms a glassy looking sheen, I vac sealed like a half oz of really keif-y haze once and all the buds that were touching the plastic had that glassy layer, looked very cool, probably that, usually a good sign, doesnt happen with cloudy/amber trichomes

Been some weird shit going on to new vendors here. Cloud Club had their score absolutely decimated by one sad cunt expecting AAA for Pennies.

Just to add to what the others have said.. only had samples off this guy so far but both were good quality and definitely no sign of being sprayed like is alleged in the review.

St8plz is weird... I challenged him on his dead looking z weed, he didn't take it well..

😂😂😂😂😂😂

You absolutely BEGGED for that "weird looking weed" bro why are you taking it so badly that I didn't need to send you a freebie to shift it?

No further comment.

How old are you kid?

Too old for you Mr n0nce

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 next time we take a crop down you can get a sample for that an I'll throw in a couple worthers origionals for you too. Thanks for the laugh lad

Thanks but I'll pass on that. Happy to bump this post for greenmangb though x x

What ever make you happy laa

xxxx

Yooo bro

U owe you an apology...its actually quite funny now I've sobered up I was tripping my tits off on shrooms g

My bad broski

Lmao legend to own up to this

No problem brother all good if you could edit the review I’d appreciate it I’ve seen you changed it to 10/10 but if you could edit your actual review

Sure brother