Spend a life time being stoned all the time. Seriously, hardly anyone knows if I'm stoned or not, its just me being like I always am :)

Someone told me about crunching a pepper corn to get straight. I tried it once, but wouldn't recommend it! Vitamin C is the tested method that will help. If all else fails, feign an allergy reaction as these can cause red eyes and slowness of thought and being distracted, its your best bet for an explanation!

For lethargy and reducing eye redness.. Maybe I can suggest, trying high content vit c fruits, such as oranges, mandarins, kiwi, grapefruit, etc. Also, soluble vit c tablets can increase energy.
The fruit effects can take between 10-30 minutes to take effect on these symptoms depending on the strains ingested and amount. Get plenty of fresh air and use deep breaths to flush in the oxygen and out the co2. Try and avoid this for more than a few minutes in order to prevent dizzying.

Vitamin C is the answer for reducing eye redness and lethargy from THC. Cut up some oranges, mandarins, grapefruit, kiwi fruit, pineapple etc. Consume slowly and enjoy. You’ll notice the effects of reducing certain symptoms within 10-20 minutes. You could also try soluble vit c tablets, which are also great for energy boosts.

eye drops!

You have a eye condition that makes yours eyes look red and heavy. Thats if you can keep a straight face while telling whoever this lol
Summer is a easy one pollen in the air from trees and flowers grass etc. Winter is trickier but I say fk anyone that asks you, "none of there business" would be my answer lol

To always be stoned x

Decent eye drops are a life-saver....if only they could help you remember the end of the sentence you just started...no matter how in control I think I am....those elusive few words kill me every time ? ?

Always be a little stoned.

Sometimes the paranoia of thinking you look stoned can make you look more stoned. The terpene alpha pinene in black pepper can chill out the effects of thc, making you less paranoid and therefore act less sketchy. I’ve tried eating a couple of peppercorns myself when I ate too much of MJ concentrates cannachocolate and it works a treat. Not sure how much is the actual effect of the terpenes and how much is a placebo but considering placebos work even when you know they’re a placebo, who cares? :D

Dont get stoned in the first place!! Hahahha. I'm being silly. Eye drops work for me, if i ever need to be discreet and the weed is running like a river of blood through my eyeballs.

Get drunk.

Such an underrated answer. Totally agree. Alcohol poisoning/overdose is somehow openly tolerated, but vape some high CBD homegrown weed and you're condemned.

If only your eyes are red, but you can follow what's happening around you - blame terrible alcohol hangover.

just be yourself, don't act differently when people are there ?

Don't try to appear unstoned. There's no point at all. Just smile all the time. But be tenacious. Look everyone direct in their eyes. Fear nothing. Fear is the mind killer. Everyone can have hayfever (red eyes). But not everyone can smile like an absolute boss. In hard times... hand out red-eyed smiles like Rocky handed Mr T right hooks. That is the secret. In hard times... take control. Smile upon all that are worthy! People will get used to it. They will start to smile and they won't even be stoned. THAT... is how we will change the world.

Yaaaas! Too right dude. The world can always do with an extra smile In it :)

Fear is the mindkiller! Yes! (Dune)

this was a "worth it" comment to read, thanks

hahahahahahahah - genius!! Loved that

To just be stoned all the time, may be?

logic.

i know, right?

We'd say... the glasses with the eyes painted on :)

Murine eye drops makes your eyes go crystal white, I’m stoned at work all day and no one knows

I always find a quick shower kind of snaps me out of it a bit or if I'm absolutely blazed a cold shower kind of shocks the body and wakes you up.

You can use eye drops for the red eyes which are the main give away, cover the smell with underarm spray or eat it to remove smell entirely.

Whats gonna give you away is behaviour, if you consume enough then you are inebriated, same with alcohol, mind over matter just wont cut it. so theres really only two options for this, either your tolarance is so high that you barely get stoned anyway or you consume a lower amount so that you arent actually stoned but rather just a little high.

Just out of interest who are you hiding ur smoking from?

Take a break off weed is the best way)

Being naked.

but that usually means im stoned

Definitely eye whitening drops.

gotta be careful with these they have rapidly diminishing effects

also many eyedrops have preservatives in them so they can sit in your cabinet. preservatives are killers and placing them in your eyes repeatedly is something to avoid.

I've been using eye whitening drops for years and heard an optometrist describe them as 'damaging' in an interview this week! They cause spasms in the tiny blood vessels in your eyes, pushing away the blood and making them appear whiter.....very effective but certainly worth noting, continous/heavy use - not a good idea ?

Do you mean over the course of a day or a lifetime? I only use drops when I've been smoking hard, get invited out to something or have surprise visitors coming and put a drop or two in to get the red out. This might be once a month, if that to be honest.

Just say you’re tired

One off is zero side effects basically but prolonged use actually dries your eyes and loops into addiction.

Wow I had no idea, thanks for info. Like I said I keep a bottle at all times but I rarely use it so I don't think I have much to worry about.

Think about the world ending that makes me straight

Eye whitening drops

Amen to them!! Optrex Brilliant Dazzle ?

Yes! Been using them for years... they were just called eye whitening drops back then, but advance all the time :)

Staying consistently crazy.

Some booze on me breath

Stay smashed ;)

this guy

Squinting! It’s like the opposite of being all loose and stoney

that bird is seriously sativad

I'm sitting here with my popcorn on this one can't wait to how it turns out.

Haha yeah this really isn't the place to get away with something :)

You and me both. I dread dealing with coinbase, but there isn't another vendor in my area that doesn't charge an outrageous fee.

Thanks I’ll give it a go

What page says restricted? Are you accessing from a changed vpn or tor circuit?