Such a great place to be, enjoy 😃😁

gotta go with bob

Jesus that guy must of been on some good shit

Jesus would be a good call, if he could do that thing with the wine then think of the stash!😵‍💫🥰

I have nothing to back up this up because I haven’t looked but a yoga teacher once told me that Jesus smoked weed and did yoga… a lot!

My thoughts exactly polllypuff! Would be in heaven 😉😵‍💫🥰

surely a deep kush bigga

That’s if he is real ?

Now I’m not saying he is or isn’t and a firm believer that you do what you want as long as you don’t impose your beliefs what ever they may be on me.


but I just find it wired how in the Middle East that Jesus had mates called Mathew, Mark, luke and John ?????

I have no doubt that Jesus was a real person and have read a number of good books on the subject. My favourite is ‘Holy Blood & The Holy Grail’ which examines the theory that Jesus was actually high born, had a real if tenuous claim to be King of the Jews and that this together with his non stop preaching is what pissed the Romans off. He actually married Mary Magdelane at the wedding at Cana (as a lowly carpenter’s son he would not have been invited to what was a society wedding) and because the Romans wanted rid of him his followers negotiated with Pontius to ‘disappear’ him rather than see him imprisoned and they did rather a good job of this! They cut him from the cross, hid him a got him out of there in what would become to be known as the ‘resurrection’.
He died not long after in Europe, but Magdelane was pregnant and there became a huge mission to protect his bloodline. The holy grail was in fact a symbol for her womb. She bore his child and died in France. The knights Templar have protected the bloodline and it’s believed his descendants are alive today.
Nice! 🥰🥰

Every day is a school day

I do like to keep an open mind😂👍

Jesus was irrefutable as a real living person, Christians believe he was the son of God. Thats what their faith boils down to, you believe he could perform miracles or you dont, however Christ existed as a mortal being. Whether he rose from the dead etc is where faith derives, you believe or you dont.

Inglis83 that’s your prerogative and that’s my whole point wherever I agree or disagree is irrelevant to anyones opinion.

Just be happy 😃

I think my point is I’ll smoke with most people regardless of race religion fucking anything.

As long as they are a good person

Me to man ✌️💨 honestly didn’t pick Jesus to spark a debate just thought why not he’s caused a pretty big stir real or not 😂

Lol 😂 that’s the best bits of this community

Hey dude.. I mean Jesus is a historical figure not just religious so as real as Henry the 8th or Julius Caesar.

Who knows what names they had in the Middle East thousands of years ago. The bible could be a fairy tale but there is a lot of evidence to suggest Jesus was a real person

That being said I think a lot of history is bolox so who knows really but it’s as good an answer as any not sure why your picking on me 😂

I’m spiritual but not Christian or religious so not imposing any beliefs on anyone

Bevbevan1 that’s my point.

Anyone can and will believe what they want because that’s up to them. Wherever that be Christian, Muslim, Jedi or spiritual fair play. As long as your happy 😆 that’s the main thing.

Hope your good man

I agree I just thought Jesus was a funny answer and if I met him then I would get to find out some secrets 😉

People be free to believe what they want it dosnt bother me 😊

Im all good buddy how are you?

It was man.

The people's front of judea

Brilliant since I’ve had post lol 😂

I'm 50/50 on whether that last point was tongue in cheek, but just in case it wasn't, the names of the Apostles are Anglicised from Aramaic (via Hebrew and Greek).

Many of you have already said so Jesus so going to have to go with Alexander Shulgin

i would love to show bob the strains we have today ;)

Buddha

The builders of the pyramids.

Nikola Tesla - Would love to bring his ideas to the current stage of tech giving humanity freedom and the world a much needed break from our destructive manors.

Rodney Dangerfield or Norm MacDonald. Could either be funny as shit or real deep or both, probably.

you'd want different strains with these two :)

my homey bill gots the good stuff

Richard Feynman

Pyramid Builders of Egypt,
The last Inca Atahualpa,
A previous reincarnation of myself

someone from the stone age

and like the og poster said Putin, be cool to smoke a j with Putin

maybe they are all the same dude

I'd try Hitler see if we could have redirected some of that brain off the war-monger amphetamines ... need to be a strain that makes one giggly and munchied up...feed that fecker matza and latkas until he passed out in tryptophanic bliss...

Then cut his remaining ball off! 🤭

still left with a franco

Aye but to distract him give him the blunt and put the lighter on full to burn that fucking mustachio

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Mike Tyson, he's hilarious lool

George Lucas.

Then I would have been Han Solo🙏

@McFly369 you have more chance of being Han Job than and solo or Han Job solo

Han silo protecting the carts of the galaxy ha ha ha ha

easy, biff

Ha ha ha

Oi…
U could av saved that one for private chat 😂

Honestly c’mon.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’d love to have a smoke with bob Marley if he was still with us, and I would also love to try and out smoke snoop dogg haha

Snoop for me too. Everyone who has had the pleasure of smoking with him has a funny story. I’m not the biggest Kat Williams fan but his story is my favourite.

Peter sellers always stoned by all accounts. The man was a Genius.

Bill Hicks legend and right about everything

RIP 🥲

I know this is not a very popular idea. You don't hear it too often any more … but it's the truth. I have taken drugs before and … I had a real good time. Sorry. Didn't murder anybody, didn't rape anybody, didn't rob anybody, didn't beat anybody, didn't lose – hmm – one fucking job, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Sorry. Now, where's my commercial?

Hey! I’m a Christian and I don’t like what you said…

Forgive me then. Is that not what your faith teaches ? Forgive others ?

Genius work from a genius mind.

snoop

Pol Pot, brining pot to Pot.

I used to walk about on Hampstead Heath at night sometimes, not because I am gay, but because I hoped to bump into George Michael cruising so that I could have a spliff with him.

What a wonderful man he was.

Not enough people know about how much good work he did. He gave most of his money away to good causes, supported people with drug and alcohol issues even though he was battling his own. He was treated terribly by the press, had to hide that he was gay due to bigotry and still endured working in the public eye. The man even had to change his name as his real Greek name was viewed as " too foreign". Legend of a human being. A real biopic is long overdue, he's a hero.

Amy & Janis for sure.

They would definitely have guitars. We'd sing & laugh our cackly laughs & talk about love & broken hearts & why men aren't good for us.

I don't think there'd be snacks but I'd cope this one time.

yes, yes, yes

meth and red

miyamoto musashi

perfect as long as he leaves his sword at home

So many but a crazy session would be with the Dalai Lama ;-)

Isn't he the guy that tried getting a young boy to suck his tongue 😬

https://youtu.be/FPFKgNAmHcY?si=lpYR-UFq-7biAUNT

bigga said crazy session

I would sacrifice myself to get stoned (literally) with Netanyahu to save the world. But before I would some a joint with him... maybe he would calm down?

snoop and 2pac

George Carlin or Hunter S Thompson or maybe both together 😎

Bill Hicks

Id probably have to smoke one with the inventor of scales.. 🤣😂

Just to tell them how greatly they impacted the world 🤣

I wouldve said the inventor of the cannabis plant but lets not get blasphemic on this matter 😂🤣

"Doctor Denz.or Strain Cainers..if anyone know who they are???!!!!.. Check out U Tube👍😉

my girlfriend probably

i feel like a high dose of shrooms would suit something more like this

Eric Cantona!

carbon filter is not just for growing, i have one i run on my smoking table, it sucks all the smoke out the air.

That's a great idea that is

Yo man, this sounds like good advice. You meaning something like this?

https://www.amazon.com/AC-Infinity-Australian-Charcoal-Hydroponics/dp/B07GSKTT86/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?keywords=6+inch+carbon+filter&qid=1677231111&sr=8-5

yeh, then you need the fan as well, they can be quite loud so its best to get one with adjustable flow, they create a smell free house, so no worries.

Awesome idea 💡

just be careful not to ash your spliff too close to the filter, i imagine all that carbon and air would go up quite quick.

That sounds perfect, How big is it approximately?

well, im using a mini 6 inch on just now with one of the blue variable speed fans, previously i had a 6 inch full sized carbon filter, it ran on my desk for ten years before it wore out, takes out all smells.

i simply have the carbon filter sitting there and the fan fits into the flue on the filter, if you wanna get hi tech you can also add a hepa filter to the intake or exhaust so all dust is also taken care of.

Yeah this sounds really good mate, I don't know why I haven't got one sooner, seems perfect for me

without it running my front room looks like the 1970's with all the smoke.

🤣🤣🤣

haha

Use a vaporiser without going above 200C + good quality air purifier :)

Air tight Mason Jars

They are cheap, they completely hide the smell if it’s air tight, great storage. Preserves and cures the herbs while in the jar.

Would you suggest one with a screw lid or a buckle down one?

Buckle down are my fav

Okay thanks for that mate:)

What LUD said. As long as they have a good rubber seal your golden. Added a link to the jars in question. If you have a Asda near by they always stock them in the kitchen section.

Kilner/MasonJars work ok but not 100% smell proof. I used to fill up several large buckle down ones but the cupboard I kept them in was still pretty pungent.

Two words: Sandalwood Incense.
I smoke in my room all the time with the windows and curtains closed and it never smells like weed.
Lavender works well too, but sandalwood has a stronger smell so it overpowers the weed

Thanks, I have never heard of that before, it sounds great I will look into it, cheers

Sandal Wood incense sticks are dead common I've found em in pound shops 👍

Smoke it as quickly as possible

simple but effective

Use thc distillate without terpenes;)

Tight vac jars are brilliant, I have a few and no smell from any of them. They're available in lots of sizes too.

Burn bread, covers all smells known to mankind 🤪

For large amounts every one in most of UK who deals with large bits use Clothes vacuum bags

https://www.amazon.co.uk/AmazonBasics-Vacuum-Compression-Storage-Medium/dp/B07RTJV6G4/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=Vacuum+Bags+for+Clothes&qid=1677425618&sr=8-6

Double up on those and you'll be fine. Would not try mask the smell will bring unwanted attraction

You don't say weither it's for smoking. You just said you've acquired a lot of it and want to know how to keep the smell down.Maybe even put in glass jars before the clothes vacuum.

Search amazon for 'PureMate ioniser'.

I smoke indoors with an air purifiyer cant go wrong

Ona gel!!!

End off smell, end off.

Mix with any other suggestions and you won’t smell a thing mate.

Get the big tubs with gel pellets in, top up with water if they dry out 🤜

Expensive but know this works from when I grew and smoked in a small house.

Missus hated smell hence the carbon filter for upstairs and Ona gel everywhere, expensive but for good reason

you wanna chop that plant down before it spreads

Should I just chop it all or only this branch? It's not spread yet but like I said it was coming down by the weekend anyway

All

I will do.

Looks a high amount of nitrogen in there too. You know bud Rod as you gently pull on a leaf and it just comes away

Maybe looks like too much nitrogen but could be due to a very low temperature when lights off here in Scotland. Cold temperature's turn leaves dark purple apparently.