gotta go with bob

Jesus that guy must of been on some good shit

Jesus would be a good call, if he could do that thing with the wine then think of the stash!😵‍💫🥰

I have nothing to back up this up because I haven’t looked but a yoga teacher once told me that Jesus smoked weed and did yoga… a lot!

My thoughts exactly polllypuff! Would be in heaven 😉😵‍💫🥰

Personal gain? 🤣😂😏

surely a deep kush bigga

That’s if he is real ?

Now I’m not saying he is or isn’t and a firm believer that you do what you want as long as you don’t impose your beliefs what ever they may be on me.


but I just find it wired how in the Middle East that Jesus had mates called Mathew, Mark, luke and John ?????

I have no doubt that Jesus was a real person and have read a number of good books on the subject. My favourite is ‘Holy Blood & The Holy Grail’ which examines the theory that Jesus was actually high born, had a real if tenuous claim to be King of the Jews and that this together with his non stop preaching is what pissed the Romans off. He actually married Mary Magdelane at the wedding at Cana (as a lowly carpenter’s son he would not have been invited to what was a society wedding) and because the Romans wanted rid of him his followers negotiated with Pontius to ‘disappear’ him rather than see him imprisoned and they did rather a good job of this! They cut him from the cross, hid him a got him out of there in what would become to be known as the ‘resurrection’.
He died not long after in Europe, but Magdelane was pregnant and there became a huge mission to protect his bloodline. The holy grail was in fact a symbol for her womb. She bore his child and died in France. The knights Templar have protected the bloodline and it’s believed his descendants are alive today.
Nice! 🥰🥰

Every day is a school day

I do like to keep an open mind😂👍

Jesus was irrefutable as a real living person, Christians believe he was the son of God. Thats what their faith boils down to, you believe he could perform miracles or you dont, however Christ existed as a mortal being. Whether he rose from the dead etc is where faith derives, you believe or you dont.

Inglis83 that’s your prerogative and that’s my whole point wherever I agree or disagree is irrelevant to anyones opinion.

Just be happy 😃

I think my point is I’ll smoke with most people regardless of race religion fucking anything.

As long as they are a good person

Me to man ✌️💨 honestly didn’t pick Jesus to spark a debate just thought why not he’s caused a pretty big stir real or not 😂

Lol 😂 that’s the best bits of this community

Hey dude.. I mean Jesus is a historical figure not just religious so as real as Henry the 8th or Julius Caesar.

Who knows what names they had in the Middle East thousands of years ago. The bible could be a fairy tale but there is a lot of evidence to suggest Jesus was a real person

That being said I think a lot of history is bolox so who knows really but it’s as good an answer as any not sure why your picking on me 😂

I’m spiritual but not Christian or religious so not imposing any beliefs on anyone

Bevbevan1 that’s my point.

Anyone can and will believe what they want because that’s up to them. Wherever that be Christian, Muslim, Jedi or spiritual fair play. As long as your happy 😆 that’s the main thing.

Hope your good man

I agree I just thought Jesus was a funny answer and if I met him then I would get to find out some secrets 😉

People be free to believe what they want it dosnt bother me 😊

Im all good buddy how are you?

It was man.

The people's front of judea

Brilliant since I’ve had post lol 😂

I'm 50/50 on whether that last point was tongue in cheek, but just in case it wasn't, the names of the Apostles are Anglicised from Aramaic (via Hebrew and Greek).

Many of you have already said so Jesus so going to have to go with Alexander Shulgin

i would love to show bob the strains we have today ;)

Nikola Tesla - Would love to bring his ideas to the current stage of tech giving humanity freedom and the world a much needed break from our destructive manors.

Buddha

The builders of the pyramids.

Rodney Dangerfield or Norm MacDonald. Could either be funny as shit or real deep or both, probably.

you'd want different strains with these two :)

Richard Feynman

I'd try Hitler see if we could have redirected some of that brain off the war-monger amphetamines ... need to be a strain that makes one giggly and munchied up...feed that fecker matza and latkas until he passed out in tryptophanic bliss...

Then cut his remaining ball off! 🤭

still left with a franco

Aye but to distract him give him the blunt and put the lighter on full to burn that fucking mustachio

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

my homey bill gots the good stuff

Pyramid Builders of Egypt,
The last Inca Atahualpa,
A previous reincarnation of myself

someone from the stone age

and like the og poster said Putin, be cool to smoke a j with Putin

maybe they are all the same dude

Mike Tyson, he's hilarious lool

Peter sellers always stoned by all accounts. The man was a Genius.

George Lucas.

Then I would have been Han Solo🙏

@McFly369 you have more chance of being Han Job than and solo or Han Job solo

Han silo protecting the carts of the galaxy ha ha ha ha

easy, biff

Ha ha ha

Oi…
U could av saved that one for private chat 😂

Honestly c’mon.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Pol Pot, brining pot to Pot.

I’d love to have a smoke with bob Marley if he was still with us, and I would also love to try and out smoke snoop dogg haha

Snoop for me too. Everyone who has had the pleasure of smoking with him has a funny story. I’m not the biggest Kat Williams fan but his story is my favourite.

I used to walk about on Hampstead Heath at night sometimes, not because I am gay, but because I hoped to bump into George Michael cruising so that I could have a spliff with him.

What a wonderful man he was.

Not enough people know about how much good work he did. He gave most of his money away to good causes, supported people with drug and alcohol issues even though he was battling his own. He was treated terribly by the press, had to hide that he was gay due to bigotry and still endured working in the public eye. The man even had to change his name as his real Greek name was viewed as " too foreign". Legend of a human being. A real biopic is long overdue, he's a hero.

Bill Hicks legend and right about everything

RIP 🥲

I know this is not a very popular idea. You don't hear it too often any more … but it's the truth. I have taken drugs before and … I had a real good time. Sorry. Didn't murder anybody, didn't rape anybody, didn't rob anybody, didn't beat anybody, didn't lose – hmm – one fucking job, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Sorry. Now, where's my commercial?

Hey! I’m a Christian and I don’t like what you said…

Forgive me then. Is that not what your faith teaches ? Forgive others ?

Genius work from a genius mind.

snoop

Amy & Janis for sure.

They would definitely have guitars. We'd sing & laugh our cackly laughs & talk about love & broken hearts & why men aren't good for us.

I don't think there'd be snacks but I'd cope this one time.

yes, yes, yes

I would sacrifice myself to get stoned (literally) with Netanyahu to save the world. But before I would some a joint with him... maybe he would calm down?

meth and red

snoop and 2pac

miyamoto musashi

perfect as long as he leaves his sword at home

Id probably have to smoke one with the inventor of scales.. 🤣😂

Just to tell them how greatly they impacted the world 🤣

I wouldve said the inventor of the cannabis plant but lets not get blasphemic on this matter 😂🤣

"Doctor Denz.or Strain Cainers..if anyone know who they are???!!!!.. Check out U Tube👍😉

So many but a crazy session would be with the Dalai Lama ;-)

Isn't he the guy that tried getting a young boy to suck his tongue 😬

https://youtu.be/FPFKgNAmHcY?si=lpYR-UFq-7biAUNT

bigga said crazy session

George Carlin or Hunter S Thompson or maybe both together 😎

Bill Hicks

For me its either the band YES or LedZep. Full band in the hay day

i feel like a high dose of shrooms would suit something more like this

Eric Cantona!

it's like 2001 and the monolith is a hash bar

i always thought it was the little biggy server

We actually prefer Greg Braden's theory

whats the theory

That Darwin was wrong all along and maybe we are not from the apes ;-)

sounds like your dissing potential customers

We believe the use of magical medicines actually give you the ability to believe in all possibilities. There are no exact truths in anything...everything is true and everything could also be false just depending on the eye of the beholder ;-)

It does make you think… why are we different to other species in terms of capability on such a large scale?

I think its actually very interesting. He may not be right but there is so much we don't know about the past. Like how the fuck did they build the pyramids?

...We know how they built the Pyramids. You can learn all about the methods they used.

Pyramids are the easiest large structures to build because the majority of the weight is on the bottom.

The impressive stuff with the pyramid comes down to the way it encodes data about the size and shape of the earth itself.

It’s a scale model of the northern hemisphere at a ratio of 1:43200. 43200 is the amount of seconds in a 12 hour period.

A common phrase in Egyptian mythologies and beliefs was As Above So Below. So it’s interesting that the pyramid is scaled to exactly half a full day cycle.

Take the original height of the great pyramid and times it by 43,200 and you get the equatorial circumference of the earth, if you times the perimeter by 43200 you get the polar radius of the earth.

This is stuff we didn’t understand until our own civilisation gained knowledge around the time of the Greeks.

There’s also a platform the great pyramid sits on known as the sockle. This sockle compared to the perimeter of the great pyramid is a perfect ratio of longitude and latitude.

If you know anything about our own civilisation, longitude was a problem we cracked in the 1700s. Before that ships were running along what they would call “westings” or “eastings” because they could travel west and east but when it came to north south travel they were smashing into land thinking they were miles out.

So what on Earth is it doing in a 4600+ year old structure?

A lot of this falls into “alternative history” but the scaling is there clear as day. The more accurate our own satellites and technology gets the more we hone in on the numbers the pyramid gives us.

The angle of the great pyramid is 72 degrees. 72 x 600 is 43,200. Again these sets of numbers come up time and time again.

Half 72 you get 36. Add 72 and 36 together you get 108.

Take the diameter of the moon and times it by 108 and you get the distance from the moon to the earth.

This scaling also works for the sun. Diameter x 108 = distance from Earth to sun. The sun is also 400x bigger than the moon.

My *hits blunt* conspiracy about all of this is the ancient Sumerian mythologies of the Annunaki creating humans is accurate and the mythologies and traditions woven into religious texts around the globe are a long lost oral tradition of factual events.

Divide by zero and you go crazy

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I do not think you have fixed your organisation problems; actually, they even seem to be worse than before.

I was going to order from these but after seeing this I’d give these a miss. Not about to wait 3weeks for an order.

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indeed, people do change over time :-)