I hope you get more of this. Now I have purchased a few different strains on here, all far more expensive as well, i still rate this 1 up there. If its a bit like stardawg may have to try some of that.
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** BEAT THE FEE'S ** part 2
Order got delayed (xmas + lockdown!) but great communication throughout and not sellers fault. Great stuff!
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+54 votes
25 posts
** BEAT THE FEE'S ** part 2
** BEAT THE FEE'S ** part 2
Landing in the morning.
Ounces will be a very reasonable price for pre Crimbo stock ups.
Cheers
Ounces will be a very reasonable price for pre Crimbo stock ups.
Cheers

240 on oz and we dont even kno what it is?? Come on that's not a good price can pick up oz of standard weed for about 170/180

Got to be kidding me ?! 240 and he’s saying that’s cheap ? I just went on another site and had 2 ounces of amnesia shake for 150 and 1 Oz of Pineapple Express 150
Ppl on here are disillusioned but it’s all you people who aren’t savvy enough to go to better sources who encourage these folk...
Ppl on here are disillusioned but it’s all you people who aren’t savvy enough to go to better sources who encourage these folk...

I got it from a local 70+ hippie that grows it in his garage, he's had this strain now for like 2 years. I've always said it's very similar to Stardawg but because we don't know I can't say.
Standard green my way is like 130 a pop but this ain't rubbish, I get it at a half decent price. So im passing it onto people here.
My last batch, everybody liked. (Check for yourself)So people that trust my word will know what the crack is.
I'll never sell something that I wouldn't smoke myself.
Cheers for being positive bro
Standard green my way is like 130 a pop but this ain't rubbish, I get it at a half decent price. So im passing it onto people here.
My last batch, everybody liked. (Check for yourself)So people that trust my word will know what the crack is.
I'll never sell something that I wouldn't smoke myself.
Cheers for being positive bro

Stardawg is standard weed so if ur sayin its similar to stardawg then I think it's highly priced. It's hard to be positive with bitcoin fees and excessive prices on here

You have bro. It's been emotional
The Sherbert Punch is a nice 1 too, got a kick to her!!
Cheese, kushage and Purple Diesel Daze just before Christmas, looking forward to them.
Hope your alrite bro
The Sherbert Punch is a nice 1 too, got a kick to her!!
Cheese, kushage and Purple Diesel Daze just before Christmas, looking forward to them.
Hope your alrite bro

Around £240 a pop mate.
It won't be shit either, I just get a good price from certan friends and pass that on to you guy's.
It won't be shit either, I just get a good price from certan friends and pass that on to you guy's.

Man i hope my order arrives as I would snap this up at that price

Bro I'm so sorry it hasn't turned up yet.
Proper makes me and what I'm trying to achieve on here look bad.
If it's not with you Monday I'll send you out a replacement.
Sorry again Jimmy
Proper makes me and what I'm trying to achieve on here look bad.
If it's not with you Monday I'll send you out a replacement.
Sorry again Jimmy

All good man

Let me know as soon as you see the postie walking away please.
I'll NDD the replacement too
I'll NDD the replacement too

Be after 5pm tomorrow before i find out but I wil be in touch . Thanks for the help

I'm waiting patiently Jimmy!!
Please don't let me down, joke!!
Please don't let me down, joke!!

Hahahaha am.just in ... its ...... ARRIVED LOL all good brother thanks for the help any way fella appreciate it

** BEAT THE FEE'S ** part 2
NOW LIVE!!
NOW LIVE!!

Firstly, I'm not a customer yet,but hopefully will be soon- been following your progress here and like what I see,but it appears its marked at $320 per 28gs rather than $240.. I'm sure I'm missing something obvious here?

£240 gbp buddy.
Thanks for watching my progress, trying to do a good and fair job
Thanks for watching my progress, trying to do a good and fair job


Go to a dark market and get ounces for 80/120/150 that is cheap just paid 150 for pictured

No it’s not it’s standard top dollar street prices it’s a load of shit if your looking for a deal

I think so. It's not all "Top of the pops" but the price reflects that.
I make a bit and you save a bit.
I wasn't going to sell another batch, but times are tight at the moment. So every little helps
I make a bit and you save a bit.
I wasn't going to sell another batch, but times are tight at the moment. So every little helps

+26.2 votes
20 posts
Postage update
Postage update
My local post office is comprised so I'm only doing 1st class postage for the rest of 2020.
If your order is above 14 grams it will come in two envelopes.
My major issue is reshipping as I did like the security of special delivery.
I'm swaying to still charge for shipping then after every order lands the next order has extra to compensate but I really don't know.
Any ideas would be greatly appreciated .
Hope you understand my dilemma
If your order is above 14 grams it will come in two envelopes.
My major issue is reshipping as I did like the security of special delivery.
I'm swaying to still charge for shipping then after every order lands the next order has extra to compensate but I really don't know.
Any ideas would be greatly appreciated .
Hope you understand my dilemma

What a December ay!!
To everybody that is on my case about their orders.
Reships will be in the first week of January as I'm not risking more parcels added to the mountains of parcel bags at every Royal mail warehouse in the UK.
No1 and I will repeat NO1 will loose out.
To all those that don't trust my word and think I'm out to RIP them off. My comms and rates should show that I'm a decent vendor and am an honest vendor.
To the dude that went to Escrow and then their order arrived, I did say it coming!!.
On the Escrow point, not sure how that works as I've been payed for all my orders.
For the dude that keep trying to send me money, just wait till January and NND is back on.
All orders will be sent the following day as I'll have to travel to another town to send them, more details soon.
Small amount of Arjans Cheese and Kushage in January and week 2 January Purple Diesel Daze, all are looking good.
And the Thai Mushrooms are just starting to pin.
I'll take this time to wish everybody a safe and happy Christmas and please rest assured that you won't loose out and I really hope my orders all land before Christmas.
To everybody that is on my case about their orders.
Reships will be in the first week of January as I'm not risking more parcels added to the mountains of parcel bags at every Royal mail warehouse in the UK.
No1 and I will repeat NO1 will loose out.
To all those that don't trust my word and think I'm out to RIP them off. My comms and rates should show that I'm a decent vendor and am an honest vendor.
To the dude that went to Escrow and then their order arrived, I did say it coming!!.
On the Escrow point, not sure how that works as I've been payed for all my orders.
For the dude that keep trying to send me money, just wait till January and NND is back on.
All orders will be sent the following day as I'll have to travel to another town to send them, more details soon.
Small amount of Arjans Cheese and Kushage in January and week 2 January Purple Diesel Daze, all are looking good.
And the Thai Mushrooms are just starting to pin.
I'll take this time to wish everybody a safe and happy Christmas and please rest assured that you won't loose out and I really hope my orders all land before Christmas.

Sent a few messages without response, so I’ll post publicly - I’m still waiting on product from November 20th ship date and I paid $10 extra for NDD so this wouldn’t happen! I’ve been very patient, and I’m sorry for any loss... but this is way too long to wait - I want a full reship as well. I’d happily pay if the other order arrives.

I have reship to three people now and two orders have turned up after I've sent it out again. Nearly an ounce that I have to write off.
I understand it's frustrating but its unsustainable for me to do that with everybody that is still waiting.
I have always done right by my customers and that's not going to stop now.
Thanks.
I understand it's frustrating but its unsustainable for me to do that with everybody that is still waiting.
I have always done right by my customers and that's not going to stop now.
Thanks.

Ordered 10 days ago. Nothing. I paid for NDD but now I have a missing package with no tracking to check. Lame lame lame.

I also made an order on the 23rd and still not arrived!!!

Guy's who ordered on the 23rd,
I really don't know why the post is taking so long.
Since I've not been doing Special delivery, I don't think I've had 1 happy customer.
There is nothing I can do apart from say please be patient.
Truley sorry
I really don't know why the post is taking so long.
Since I've not been doing Special delivery, I don't think I've had 1 happy customer.
There is nothing I can do apart from say please be patient.
Truley sorry

I did mate. Must be the Christmas post I guess. If not here by the end of the week I will message you.
Cheers.
Cheers.

Hey at least you are responding and trying to make it right, I will be coming here when I get paid again!

Wouldn’t advise charging $10 for NDD shipping when you’re actually only sending 1st class... you’ll end up with some unhappy customers. I’d reduce the shipping costs down to something more appropriate for 1st class shipping, $3-4 or so. Sending extra next order to compensate will get very messy and confusing plus some people might not wanna order again, why should they get ripped off? Just my 2 cents. Cheers

100%. 1st class service is not an adequate solution when you can't use NDD that people have paid for. I've been waiting almost 2 weeks now. BS.

I think your right. Going to change it now, take NND off and just 1st class option.
Thanks
Thanks

+14 votes
9 posts
Mushrooms
Mushrooms
A little update for the mushroom fans.
I'll be setting up my monotubs over the weekend.
Things are looking good for something for Christmas.
Red boys are the furthest along and the South American and McKennia close behind
I'll be setting up my monotubs over the weekend.
Things are looking good for something for Christmas.
Red boys are the furthest along and the South American and McKennia close behind

Will order 100%

No kit. Do it yourself

It is alot of work tbh.
I wanted to learn so here i am.
Exciting times
I wanted to learn so here i am.
Exciting times

Of course bud

Can’t wait for this, merry Xmas it shall be

+5 votes
1 post
**** GREEN THURSDAY ****
**** GREEN THURSDAY ****
Im done with Black friday so im starting a new trend, Green Thursday starts @ 6pm Thursday evening.
**** 20% OFF SELECTED LINES ****
So what im thinking is doing 7gs of all the spare jars i have knocking about.
Will be mixed bags of Purple Sherbert, Critical 2.0, Siver Haze and Sherbert Punch.
You will get one of the above with 20% discount, they will be pre pack so i wont know what your getting.
I have about 6-8 ounces going into this deal. Maybe more..
May have a week off after that and get ready for Christmas.
**** 20% OFF SELECTED LINES ****
So what im thinking is doing 7gs of all the spare jars i have knocking about.
Will be mixed bags of Purple Sherbert, Critical 2.0, Siver Haze and Sherbert Punch.
You will get one of the above with 20% discount, they will be pre pack so i wont know what your getting.
I have about 6-8 ounces going into this deal. Maybe more..
May have a week off after that and get ready for Christmas.

+13 votes
5 posts
Order 200
Order 200
I'm closing in on order 200.
So same as order 100, I'll double your order up.
Double your order, treat yourself!!
So same as order 100, I'll double your order up.
Double your order, treat yourself!!

So close to Order 200!!
Don't snooze and loose out people.
Someone is going to WIN BIG, maybe tonite.
Don't snooze and loose out people.
Someone is going to WIN BIG, maybe tonite.

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!
theennex I'm going to double your order up.
Thank f**k you didn't order a big bit lol.
Well done mate.
theennex I'm going to double your order up.
Thank f**k you didn't order a big bit lol.
Well done mate.

Good man.
Mite as well do it at every 100 now.
Glad your happy with your purchase and your freebie.
Congrats again brother or sister
Mite as well do it at every 100 now.
Glad your happy with your purchase and your freebie.
Congrats again brother or sister

+28 votes
11 posts
Black Friday!!
Black Friday!!
What are people's thoughts on what Black Friday deals I should offer??
A- 10% off
B- 20% off
C- Buy 2 Henry's get 3rd half price
Or any other ideas??
Need to spread the love!!
A- 10% off
B- 20% off
C- Buy 2 Henry's get 3rd half price
Or any other ideas??
Need to spread the love!!

Thank you! genuinely to be new and to see people like you having consideration for others opinion and sharing some joy is a breath of fresh air:) B- defo be my option too! cheers FbUK

Black Friday on LB!?! I'm up 4 that : ) How about just adding a little extra to an order, maybe a free 0.5g on 3.5g, 1.0g free on 7g etc. (Or any amount that you see fit) Saves messing around with your pricing? Just a thought, stay safe.

Thats not a bad idea.
Could get few oz of something else to give out as free bits. Might be some Ghost Train Haze in couple days.
More thinking "B", 20% discount is nice, i might need to buy some more stock anyways to cover it.
B has the votes
Ouch!!
Could get few oz of something else to give out as free bits. Might be some Ghost Train Haze in couple days.
More thinking "B", 20% discount is nice, i might need to buy some more stock anyways to cover it.
B has the votes
Ouch!!

I'd of said B, A's a bit tight really

+6 votes
2 posts
Goodbye
Goodbye
Thats all the Purple Sherbert gone now folks.
Thanks to eveyone who has enjoyed her.
Shal i do some more??
Cheers
Thanks to eveyone who has enjoyed her.
Shal i do some more??
Cheers

+24.2 votes
4 posts
100th Order
100th Order
I'm very close to my 100th Order.
Who ever it is, will get double in there Parcel as a gesture of respect and thanks.
Big Love to you all
Who ever it is, will get double in there Parcel as a gesture of respect and thanks.
Big Love to you all

Nice work! I wonder who got the lucky parcel :D

Nice one mate. People will be flying back for more top quality merch

Jonny1501
Buzzin for ya mate.
Going to double you up.
Congrats
Buzzin for ya mate.
Going to double you up.
Congrats

+12 votes
8 posts
Bitcoin
Bitcoin
Can any1 give me some info on the process to tumble your coins please??
Can payments from wallets be tracked??
Thanks
Can payments from wallets be tracked??
Thanks

Yes they can. Blockchain records all
Go on Dw and look for tumbler
Go on Dw and look for tumbler

great way to get ripped off, that's how every dark tumbler ends with a lot of selective scamming along the way.
lookup coinjoin.
lookup coinjoin.

I'm still a bit lost on the whole thing.
Just don't want to bait myself up.
Scary times would rather not have the po po not at my door.
Can I just send my coins to a clean crypto wallet then to my personal wallet??
Internet didn't really help when I've looked.
Any proper advice would be a blessing
Just don't want to bait myself up.
Scary times would rather not have the po po not at my door.
Can I just send my coins to a clean crypto wallet then to my personal wallet??
Internet didn't really help when I've looked.
Any proper advice would be a blessing

its always a matter of degree. just like locking up a bicycle, you can go with a little chain or something huge that's a pain in the arse. do the research and understand the security yourself if you want piece of mind.

Mate i just keep going round and round with no major success.
Cheers for replyin
Cheers for replyin

How's that!?! Lol

+3 votes
1 post
** BEAT THE FEE'S ** BUDS part 2
** BEAT THE FEE'S ** BUDS part 2
Have just received a message regarding my next batch of cheaper buds.
Will be next week and should be "Ammi".
Will be a cheaper option to my other strains but have a feeling will be much better than the 1st round of ** BEAT THE FEE'S**.
And just a little note, it's grown by my friend and not from the normal place where everybody gets the ammi, strawberry ammi and stardawg from.
Cheers
Will be next week and should be "Ammi".
Will be a cheaper option to my other strains but have a feeling will be much better than the 1st round of ** BEAT THE FEE'S**.
And just a little note, it's grown by my friend and not from the normal place where everybody gets the ammi, strawberry ammi and stardawg from.
Cheers

+58.5 votes
31 posts

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Tryingtofind
Package not received yet and getting stressed about bad reviews r.e. Stealth!

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Tryingtofind
Package not received yet and getting stressed about bad reviews r.e. Stealth!
To the people who’ve scored 10/10, what was the stealth like? I’m really stressing as my parcel is late and I’m sat here reading the terrible reviews about stealth! I cannot risk it. I shouldn’t have made the dumb mistake of trusting a new vendor, even though they assured me that stealth was top notch.

Dude, I'm unsure when this was as nobody on lb writes dates on their communications, but, did you ever receive your order? I made a small order (2×3.5) on 7/11/20 and still haven't received anything. I've messaged the seller but no reply yet. This was written on 11/11/20

You need to chill bro, the post is slow as he'll at the min.
You only messaged me like an hour ago!!
Check your inbox dude.
And this post was at the start of this adventure.
You only messaged me like an hour ago!!
Check your inbox dude.
And this post was at the start of this adventure.

I'd be a lot more chilled with some weed ;)
I'll cool my jets but it doesn't help seeing reviews of orders that took 1 day to arrive :/
I'll cool my jets but it doesn't help seeing reviews of orders that took 1 day to arrive :/

I get that bro!!
Wish I could hurry it along for you.
Hope it's with you tomorrow, message me when he's been
Wish I could hurry it along for you.
Hope it's with you tomorrow, message me when he's been

I ordered a Henry of this vendor a couple weeks back and yes the stealth wasn’t perfect but I’ve seen worse. I’m sure it will either come through to you just fine or the vendor will send a reship. Seems like they are trying their best to rectify any issues. Weed was lovely as well! Hope it all gets resolved for you

You're absolutely fine mate. I had 12 ozs from cali seized a few months back, i got a letter through the door from customs and that was it. Had multiple orders land from different countries every week since then so they havent flagged my address or anything. And that was for 12 ounces!

Not missing bro, seized. I was shitting myself for weeks after i got the letter from customs but after 3 or 4 weeks went by i realised they weren't coming to my door. I thought my address would have been flagged after that but ive had multiple orders land since then. By the way this was UK customs Border Force. Im in Dublin so if it had of been irish customs i probably would have gotten a visit to my door.

It can take them a while sometimes. For example I had them round my house in March when the package was seized in December. They must of had a lot of people on their list to visit and work through the list at their own leisure. IMO

Yeah its quite possible they pay me a visit, but it was a different second name on the package that was seized so they have very little to go on IMO. Anyone can send something to your house if they have your address, they would have to prove that i ordered and paid for the package. Also i assume they would mark your address if that was the case but I've had multiple orders land since then, about 15 altogether. Nothing been stopped since. Also worth noting that i sent back the customs letter and the two fed ex tax-owed letters that were sent to my house regarding the seized package and said there was nobody at this address by that name, because there isn't.

You probably are ok then. My situation was different because it was for kratom and had an invoice;(

Feel for you guys, I’d be amazed if a fair few aren’t confiscated. In fact, I’m completely amazed that any package made it out of the post office they were sent from. In 30 odd orders on here I’ve never seen/smelt anything like it.

For fucks sake- it had to be the stinkiest fucking weed I’ve ever ordered.

Yeh sounds like you’re now in a pretty shit situation now where you’re actually hoping the bud you’ve ordered and paid for gets confiscated. FFS.

Exactly, what the fuck? But then I’m also super worried about the consequences of having something seized. Also, so fucking anxious that I don’t wanna smoke. Christ, I might go for a run for the first time in years lol. Dunno what to do with myself.

I'm in the same boat. Been on LB since 2017 and never felt stressed so much with an order. They reassured me on the stealth but like you say the reviews speak for them self's. just hope everything will be fine and not get the post office flagging my future parcels up. Fingers crossed

Exactly where my heads gone mate. I can catastrophise at the best of times but this is something else. Honestly, it’s made me reflect on my entire little biggy use. I dunno if it’s worth the risk anymore. To top it all off I got it delivered to my fucking parents house cos I’m staying with them temporarily. God damn it. Hopefully it has been confiscated cos I can’t have some stinky ass parcel being delivered here while I’m at work.

Honestly mate I feel for you and anyone else effected. There is simply no excuse to send out weed in that Manor it certainly not biscuits for god sake. I mine was sent Monday as well so not looking good. I rather get ripped off than send goods out unprotected and to top it all off I'm out smoke hopefully nothing comes off it mate.

Yeah man, I don’t understand what kind of idiot would think it ok to send it out unsealed. Man, I’m so so worried. I’m gonna have to have a break from smoking. This could put my whole life in jeaopardy.

Stressing isn't going to help. Go for a walk or a run and try and clear your head, dwelling on it is going to do no good at all. I'm a worrier and exercise really helps.
There's just as good a chance that you'll receive it with no problems at all so try to calm down and think positive.
Cheers BB
There's just as good a chance that you'll receive it with no problems at all so try to calm down and think positive.
Cheers BB

Thanks BB, I’ve just been for a fast walk in the woods. Really cleared my head. Much calmer. Appreciate it.

If you need to talk just let me know :).
Your shake is on the way from me let me know if you need anything else :).
Your shake is on the way from me let me know if you need anything else :).

Thanks mate - top service from you! Can recommend. Perfect stealth and comms.

Not yet. I’ll let ya know if and when I do.I received the re-send from fast buds today, though.

You got more coming too? Bit unsettling ain’t it.

+3 votes
1 post
Welcome!!
Welcome!!
A massive Welcome and thanks to all my new customers today.
I'm going to be a VERY busy boy tomorrow getting everything wrapped up.
I'm more than up to it.
Have a top evening and much love
I'm going to be a VERY busy boy tomorrow getting everything wrapped up.
I'm more than up to it.
Have a top evening and much love

+61.8 votes
31 posts

by
Bigbum
Are you going to address your customers who had their packages stinking of weed when delivered to our front doors?

by
Bigbum
Are you going to address your customers who had their packages stinking of weed when delivered to our front doors?

Sorry for your experience bro. I’ve had 4 orders from fast buds and not had one issue. Quite the opposite. Hope you got sorted mate

Just want to add, this issue was dealt with very satisfactorily. I have bought more times from this guy. The quality is top & his customer service is outstanding. Yes, I agree, it was not a nice position to be in but I doubt it's the first time it's happened on here & he will now be more safe & secure than anyone else around. It hasn't put me off buying again.

Yeh, it's totally fucked up. Mine has just been seized. Nobody needs attention focused on their address from lazy sellers.

How’d you know it’s been seized?
Mines still not turned up.
Mines still not turned up.

A Next Day Delivery package that stinks of weed is still at the PO. What do you think happened to it?

There is nothing i can say.
Cross words with my business partner and he thought it would be ok without consulting me.
We ran out of seal bags. I went out to track some down.
Get back and everything is sent.
Im looking into a way to sort every one who's doesnt arrive.
Who's arrived and stunk, i'm truly sorry
Cross words with my business partner and he thought it would be ok without consulting me.
We ran out of seal bags. I went out to track some down.
Get back and everything is sent.
Im looking into a way to sort every one who's doesnt arrive.
Who's arrived and stunk, i'm truly sorry

Things happen, just make sure you learn from it.
The only point I'll add is, forget any kind of self seal bags... get yourself a heat seal machine and some suitable sous vid heat seal roll and you'll be golden.
Good luck
The only point I'll add is, forget any kind of self seal bags... get yourself a heat seal machine and some suitable sous vid heat seal roll and you'll be golden.
Good luck

When was this? My order was sent Monday...will mine be one without a deal bag?? Delivery is late so expecting the worst :(

Monday yes.
All i can say is im very sorry, i fucked up trusting some one else.
The new seal bags arrived today.
Proper hanging my head in shame.
Does any one know anything about dhl??
Ill make this right
All i can say is im very sorry, i fucked up trusting some one else.
The new seal bags arrived today.
Proper hanging my head in shame.
Does any one know anything about dhl??
Ill make this right

Could you give me a little bit of info on there security protocol??
I've got in my head sniffer dogs and snipers??
All jokes aside though, if I have baited up some ones address least I can do is dhl a reship to them.
Cheers
I've got in my head sniffer dogs and snipers??
All jokes aside though, if I have baited up some ones address least I can do is dhl a reship to them.
Cheers

I think they have belts like DPD where they x-ray all packages before sending them out to addresses. I would be cautious using them top couriers...(DHL/DPD etc) maybe hermes or yodel will be best suited.... but dont take my word for it... need to confirm before sending them out with another courier.... maybe send yorself a package and see if it makes it before sending biggers orders out...

Great idea.
Cheers
Cheers

*seal bag

Is your business partner aware that weed stinks? Your weed is amazing but I am unsure if I can trust your service now because of that. You are the only vendor that I have had this problem with.

Sounds like the vendor that did the same thing last week to loads of customers is back under a different account very similar if not exactly the same. Other vendor was Gone to pot sent my stuff never arrived same thing exactly with the stealth. Just speculating here not accusing anyone of anything but look into it. This place is going down hill fast and it's a pitty.

PHEASANT i'm just new to this and make a mistake.
I can be 100% sure this will never happen again.
I can be 100% sure this will never happen again.

Yeh I second this, the weed’s banging but the stealth was totally unacceptable man. Whoever went into the post office with packages stinking like that needs their head checking. I can’t actually believe they weren’t stopped at the post office because it must’ve stunk the place to absolute high heaven.

Bigbum i am sorry.
I'm now working on my own so everything from now will be spot on
I'm now working on my own so everything from now will be spot on

Thanks for the apology, I was one of the lucky ones as my bud arrived. Will be watching the future reviews and comments.

Its just me from now on. He is long gone.
My start with Lb was going well until this.
Sorry for the massive f**k up
My start with Lb was going well until this.
Sorry for the massive f**k up

really sorry but i couldnt order from you and im glad i didnt i only say thid because ud be best scrapping this name and logo and starting again no.one knows the real you start again call yourself top bud anything dosent matter but as this name i personally think u flogging a dead horse. u cant make it right if someone charged by police or reported to social services cos postie knows drugs being delivered to house with kids. sorry but thats the reality and risks involved. why people swear by jj and gentleman dealers. i wish you well and i hope im wrong i hope you do well

If the police intercepted 7g of flower you’d for sure get your kids taken off you, get divorced, lose your job and at least 15 years with a £1500 fine. Drama.....
The lads flid partner sent a few stinking packages which is totally unacceptable but surely not the demise of the whole business and tbf this mistake will ensure a much better effort on stealth too I should think.
The lads flid partner sent a few stinking packages which is totally unacceptable but surely not the demise of the whole business and tbf this mistake will ensure a much better effort on stealth too I should think.

thing is not everyone is a typical stoner carefree and able to shrug off police attention. if u needed crb check for work and u caught cos of lazy diabolical stealth ul still be able to work with a drug caution ????. and yes didnt say kids taken away but who wants social sniffing and headteacher alerted you have a drug caution. its not drama its real if u think ALL police dont care ur wrong if u think all posties and sorting officrs are turning blind eye u wrong. i use cannabis to help with flashbacks from service i still have responsible job if i got caught with a single spliff my livelihood gone. big risk yes but alternative is filled full of chemicals anti depressents etc. by the way not saying you or anyone else a typical stoner or looking to argue i just feel strongly about it. i will order from fast buds as everyone deserves chance.

Ive never heard so much bullshit in my life, how are you going to get divorced and 15 years in prison over 7grams of bud?
Are you for real or just jokin?? i cant actually make my mind up
Yes the whole situation is bad but he certainly is not going to prison, the most he can expect is a slap on the wrist if no prior convictions.
Are you for real or just jokin?? i cant actually make my mind up
Yes the whole situation is bad but he certainly is not going to prison, the most he can expect is a slap on the wrist if no prior convictions.

I believe he is joking mate. It's 7g of flower not 4 kg's of heroin for fuck sake lol. I have no horse in this race but it seems like a genuine mistake on the vendors part. We live and we learn

+3 votes
1 post

by
Robbiep686
Wall

by
Robbiep686
Wall
U are never on the wall. WHY??
SAD TIMES
SAD TIMES

+9 votes
4 posts
Another Banger
Another Banger
Sherbert Punch!!
Just landed.
Very nice.
Just landed.
Very nice.

Just ordered 3, everything I’ve had from fastbuds has been spot on so looking forward to getting this in a Rizla

I have only just seen your order Emz, friday's are mental for me at work!!
I did update my profile with shipping details to highlight this but as it's you "extra Buds" of something new for you. (Hope that's ok)!?!
The way I see it hun, you smoke what I smoke and I don't grow or buy rubbish and if it's cheap and half decent I'll sell it cheaper.
I'll keep the quality alive on Lb.
I'd like to work this Items wall out, as im never on there!!
Have a fab weekend
I did update my profile with shipping details to highlight this but as it's you "extra Buds" of something new for you. (Hope that's ok)!?!
The way I see it hun, you smoke what I smoke and I don't grow or buy rubbish and if it's cheap and half decent I'll sell it cheaper.
I'll keep the quality alive on Lb.
I'd like to work this Items wall out, as im never on there!!
Have a fab weekend

+4 votes
1 post
The Purple Madness
The Purple Madness
Just a little heads up to my regulars.
I'm down to 12 Henry's left of this batch of the Purple Sherbert.
Its been fun, will shed a tear when it's all gone.
On the plus side though won't be long till I have a bit more ready.
Much love
I'm down to 12 Henry's left of this batch of the Purple Sherbert.
Its been fun, will shed a tear when it's all gone.
On the plus side though won't be long till I have a bit more ready.
Much love

+2 votes
2 posts
Late Parcels
Late Parcels
Have to hold my hand up and say to all my customers that have had longer than expected waits.
Two decent chaps today informed me on the fact ive been choosing the wrong delivery option with Royal mail.
Honestly it has made a few of you abit mad with waiting.
I have a couple orders out in the morning and will make sure a get the right service going forward.
On a positive note though, a big thankyou to everybody that has enjoyed my Purple Sherbert. Two weeks and 80 sales.
Very happy. Thankyou
And to the person who brought the finger hash, Magic!!
Two decent chaps today informed me on the fact ive been choosing the wrong delivery option with Royal mail.
Honestly it has made a few of you abit mad with waiting.
I have a couple orders out in the morning and will make sure a get the right service going forward.
On a positive note though, a big thankyou to everybody that has enjoyed my Purple Sherbert. Two weeks and 80 sales.
Very happy. Thankyou
And to the person who brought the finger hash, Magic!!

+2 votes
1 post
Stealth issues resolved.
Stealth issues resolved.
I have ordered both before and after the issue this seller had with his stealth and I am happy to report there has been a 100% improvement. Initial stealth wasn’t great, I have to say that. This seller now has his stealth On a par if not slightly better than Most recognized and praised vendors here.
The bud was lovely, slightly sticky so not too dry, stinky Of strawberry and smoked lovely. Would defo buy again and anyone who knows me, knows I don’t mince my words.
I would say this was a small speed bump on the road to success for this guy. All the best going forward.
Final foot note to the 2/10 review. Whether stealth is good, bad or standard that is all that needs said. Describing how drugs are sent through the mail is really stupid. This description will only aid in the seizure of future parcels. If you can edit your review, it only puts other buyers at risk I really shouldn’t have to say that.
All the best biggies. SSH.
The bud was lovely, slightly sticky so not too dry, stinky Of strawberry and smoked lovely. Would defo buy again and anyone who knows me, knows I don’t mince my words.
I would say this was a small speed bump on the road to success for this guy. All the best going forward.
Final foot note to the 2/10 review. Whether stealth is good, bad or standard that is all that needs said. Describing how drugs are sent through the mail is really stupid. This description will only aid in the seizure of future parcels. If you can edit your review, it only puts other buyers at risk I really shouldn’t have to say that.
All the best biggies. SSH.

+24 votes
6 posts
Trying to make this right
Trying to make this right
Whoever hasnt recieved there package by close of play tomorrow will get a reship with another courier.
Will be a large box with what you ordered in it with bubble wrap.
Will be an extra layer of stealth too.
All packages from NOW will 100% be in multi layers of seal bags.
If you do not want a reship i understand
Will be a large box with what you ordered in it with bubble wrap.
Will be an extra layer of stealth too.
All packages from NOW will 100% be in multi layers of seal bags.
If you do not want a reship i understand

Fair play. It's not about making mistakes it's about how a person deals with them, and you're doing the right thing.
You've got some good support from previous orders so just keep up the stealth and you'll get back on your feet.
I obviously can't give you too much info on my stealth, but if you need any help send me a PM, happy to give you pointers if I can.
Good luck buddy.
Cheers BB
You've got some good support from previous orders so just keep up the stealth and you'll get back on your feet.
I obviously can't give you too much info on my stealth, but if you need any help send me a PM, happy to give you pointers if I can.
Good luck buddy.
Cheers BB

Thanks Bulldog.
All this drama was the last thing I was expecting.
Things happen and you learn from them ay.
Cheers for the offer on stealth advice too.
Had 6 parcels not arrive, reshipped and 5 of the 6 have been signed for successfully.
Hope to god the last 1 will be later today or Monday.
Nice one buddy
All this drama was the last thing I was expecting.
Things happen and you learn from them ay.
Cheers for the offer on stealth advice too.
Had 6 parcels not arrive, reshipped and 5 of the 6 have been signed for successfully.
Hope to god the last 1 will be later today or Monday.
Nice one buddy

Think I was one of the first to get a delivery from these guys and it was perfect stealth. Can only share my experience which was very good at the time, especially the bud which is some of the best I’ve had here in 50+ orders. Hopefully everyone gets sorted, but from the excellent comms I’ve had with this vendor I don’t doubt he genuinely wants to do the right thing here

agreed, mine was on point too.vac sealed and a tub

Have you bought on here before? If you haven’t I suggest buying from someone who has a lot of positive feedback with “great stealth” within that review. I’ve bought off of here twice from two different, well respected vendors and I already know how to do it.
Good luck my friend.
Good luck my friend.

+3 votes
1 post
UPDATE
UPDATE
Hello every one.
Out of 36 parcels (monday) 6 have not arrived.
Ive spoken to 3 of you and as of yet.
Reships will be out in the morning. And looking different to the last ones.
Never again will i have a packaging issue.
Sorry again to those effected.
For those people that liked my product, i will be posting another batch tomorrow to arrive saturday so save your cash.
Take care
Out of 36 parcels (monday) 6 have not arrived.
Ive spoken to 3 of you and as of yet.
Reships will be out in the morning. And looking different to the last ones.
Never again will i have a packaging issue.
Sorry again to those effected.
For those people that liked my product, i will be posting another batch tomorrow to arrive saturday so save your cash.
Take care

+23.5 votes
11 posts

by
Bigbum
What happened to the stealth man!
Yeh this has really fucked me off. I even discussed it briefly with the vendor and they didn’t do as promised. Not fucking on. Now I’ve had the postman knock on my door warning me that it needs to be better sealed. The package stunk to high heaven. Thankfully today’s postman was a legend but on another day that wouldn’t have been the case and now I’m obviously going to be marked at the local sorting office as the manager wanted to confiscate. Just not on to cut corners with stealth and certainly not to lie about it when asked.

Yeah man. I feel for you. I had the similar thing happen to me a couple weeks back but with vendor gonetopot. I was also surprised that it made it even though its clear what is inside. Now i ordered with this vendor and this made it through also without further complications from last purchase (twice in a row - which im not too happy about) but did not smell as bad as the dawg. Im yet to write review as i have not tried yet... i dont think Royal Mail cares too much and knows police wont do too much unless we are talking maybe ounce/kilos but who knows probably depends on the regional sorting office. Like i said last time - quality/smelly/dank/peng etc... buds needs to be atleasy sealed if being sent through post!!

There really is no excuse for putting customers at risk in this way. It's unforgivable.

Totally agree, that’s two vendors in as many weeks. TGD, ULC, and DINC all have perfect stealth and going by reviews most others do too. The guy last week even published pics of his stealth.

Gone to pot, he has done a sharp exit because his parcels have been getting intercepted as they stink of weed. He has even put washing tabs in them. Shame, as his weed is good going by reviews.

Washing tablets lol! I would never order off anybody that hasn’t got loads of reviews with solid stealth. Most important thing for me.

Definitely mate. I spent about 2 weeks reading on here to make sure I was using vendors that suit me.

+2 votes
1 post

by
turbo7poker
"DANK"

by
turbo7poker
"DANK"
In fairly new to this site with about 25/30 orders & all arrived on time & well packaged.
This is the BEST weed ive had off the site.
Nice & smooth with a kick.
BUY this Product.
Thanks FASTBUDSUK.
This is the BEST weed ive had off the site.
Nice & smooth with a kick.
BUY this Product.
Thanks FASTBUDSUK.

+25.8 votes
14 posts

by
mrspock89
Welcome to LB
Well past my budget this month, but this looks too good to leave. Looking forward to trying it

Thats what i thought mate.
I asked some people on here whats best, start cheap or add extra to orders.
I wont make a profit but i need to get some sales under my belt.
Cheers
I asked some people on here whats best, start cheap or add extra to orders.
I wont make a profit but i need to get some sales under my belt.
Cheers

Good work, mines here it’s lovely hope you like the review you were so quick with that order a lovely surprise

looking forward to seeing you grow mate! already spent my weed budget this month but next month ill get off you, looks likes a good product and you seem like a decent chap

Looks beautiful...shame I'm past my spending limit already :(
Good luck with the sales buddy :)
Good luck with the sales buddy :)

Cheers mate.
I smoked a big one this morning and it rocked me.
Love it when a joint does that.
I smoked a big one this morning and it rocked me.
Love it when a joint does that.

What's the taste saying bro ? And will you be a decent honest vendor for us ? :)

I'm going to do my best to make people happy.
Ive brought from here but never really rated what i've had.
I always rate what i have.
Up next is Critical 2.0 and Super silver bubble haze.
Few weeks for that though.
Frosty!!
Ive brought from here but never really rated what i've had.
I always rate what i have.
Up next is Critical 2.0 and Super silver bubble haze.
Few weeks for that though.
Frosty!!

I'm on that!!

Then Purple Diesel Daze. True champ that 1

Snap @Emz

+8.2 votes
2 posts

by
Miloo76
Very happy

by
Miloo76
Very happy

Thought I’d write a review here as For the first time I accidentally ordered without being logged in and FBUK deserves the praise.
Fastbudsuk was quick to reply to my message and identified My order quickly. Friendly and really helpful comms.
Order arrived in less than 24 hrs, was very nicely overweight and a little pack of skins was a very nice touch.
The bud was fantastic. It practically sparkles and smells beautiful. It hits heavy and smokes smooth.
Only thing I will mention is that it would be useful if a cut off time was mentioned as when ordering I wasn’t sure if I’d qualify for NDD (I did and it was rapid) but this is a tiny point that doesn’t effect the experience.
Great Work FastBudsUk will be keeping an eye out in the future
Fastbudsuk was quick to reply to my message and identified My order quickly. Friendly and really helpful comms.
Order arrived in less than 24 hrs, was very nicely overweight and a little pack of skins was a very nice touch.
The bud was fantastic. It practically sparkles and smells beautiful. It hits heavy and smokes smooth.
Only thing I will mention is that it would be useful if a cut off time was mentioned as when ordering I wasn’t sure if I’d qualify for NDD (I did and it was rapid) but this is a tiny point that doesn’t effect the experience.
Great Work FastBudsUk will be keeping an eye out in the future

Thanks for the review Miloo76.
Proper glad you enjoyed it mate.
I'm on it from monday, posting and working out a couple ways to make my life and the process easier on here.
Thats for my benefit and will make things a little clearer to my customers when ordering.
Thankyou for the pointer Miloo76
Proper glad you enjoyed it mate.
I'm on it from monday, posting and working out a couple ways to make my life and the process easier on here.
Thats for my benefit and will make things a little clearer to my customers when ordering.
Thankyou for the pointer Miloo76

+11 votes
3 posts
First 24 hours
First 24 hours
A big thankyou to everyone who took the punt on the new guy.
It has been mental in good ways and only one bad point so far.
The old lady in the post office only lets customers drop a couple parcles at a time on the weekend.
Messed my plans up big time but i'm new to this.
Ill be at the big post office first thing on monday to post every order.
I understand thats the last thing any of you want to hear.
So i may have to cancel weekend drops but ill look into it.
Again my apologies.
If any new vendors read this, do not start trading on a friday.
Thankyou for the kind reviews on the P-S-S.
Glad you are enjoying it.
Honestly
It has been mental in good ways and only one bad point so far.
The old lady in the post office only lets customers drop a couple parcles at a time on the weekend.
Messed my plans up big time but i'm new to this.
Ill be at the big post office first thing on monday to post every order.
I understand thats the last thing any of you want to hear.
So i may have to cancel weekend drops but ill look into it.
Again my apologies.
If any new vendors read this, do not start trading on a friday.
Thankyou for the kind reviews on the P-S-S.
Glad you are enjoying it.
Honestly

Great clear comms, great prices, great reviews, even trying to help us out with weekend drops!
wishing you all the best on here chap, even well established vendors could learn a lot from you it seems!
wishing you all the best on here chap, even well established vendors could learn a lot from you it seems!

topics by fastbudsuk
+1 votes
1 post
Looking for test growers
I maybe game on a strain bro.
All looks good tbh
Looking for test growers
Hi all.
As many of you us know already know our brand, We are really about homegrown dank.
We have other aspirations too, including becoming a leading breeder for female seed providing dank british genetics at the lowest cost out there (seeds can be expensive)
We are giving out free seeds (100% female) to confident growers who are able to give review, feedback and pictures)
Strains available are our own crosses
Strawberry glue x zkittles
Pineapple x strawberry glue
Strawberry glue x cookies X gelato 33
Strawberry glue x Tangie
Blueberry x strawberry glue
Please contact us for more info
As many of you us know already know our brand, We are really about homegrown dank.
We have other aspirations too, including becoming a leading breeder for female seed providing dank british genetics at the lowest cost out there (seeds can be expensive)
We are giving out free seeds (100% female) to confident growers who are able to give review, feedback and pictures)
Strains available are our own crosses
Strawberry glue x zkittles
Pineapple x strawberry glue
Strawberry glue x cookies X gelato 33
Strawberry glue x Tangie
Blueberry x strawberry glue
Please contact us for more info

Hey i have some spare room in my grow if want me to check them out,i can send pix of my own from last batch :)

I want start going growing

very unique and interesting thing to do
we are breeders ourselves!!
we are breeders ourselves!!

I maybe game on a strain bro.
All looks good tbh
All looks good tbh

The real question is.. do you need an Quality Control Test Smokers? ?


Update on first run of the zkittles x strawberry glue which will be available as a Regular item on our with grow drops spaced evenly every two weeks of this strain after the initial two drops
. Due date for the first batch available exclusively on LB Only give or take a couple days 29th November / second batch 29 December / 3rd batch mid jan
. Due date for the first batch available exclusively on LB Only give or take a couple days 29th November / second batch 29 December / 3rd batch mid jan

Just randomly browsing and spotted this post, biggas need to hear about this mate sounds like exciting times ahead! :) I've made a note of the day so I can hold some funds back ;) defo look forward to trying out your grows!

looks amazing mate! Big love for what you do!

great offer good luck to all who take part

was only a small bit as we wasnt sure about it, either way we will be back on with a big batch on thursday

Back on Sunday morning. Hoping to land some dank cookies

Let me know if you still looking for test growers mate! My Wedding Cake are in the tail end of flower and I’ll be ready to go again soon

Hi mate
I'll give some a go, I'm assuming you have been testing them already, are they all producing good yeilds?
Cheers
I'll give some a go, I'm assuming you have been testing them already, are they all producing good yeilds?
Cheers

We had 16 on the go, not yet in flower, these tests will be reporting back things like yields and grow times

Hi,
I started growing earlier this year due to lockdown, would be really interested in helping out :) I've been deliberating out what to start next and this coukd just be the answer :)
I started growing earlier this year due to lockdown, would be really interested in helping out :) I've been deliberating out what to start next and this coukd just be the answer :)

Hi Bro,
Just seen this and i am just in the process of setting up first 4x2 Ac infinity 4", thinking soil.... and still not sure of LED .... anyway i have been told that from seed is not worth and never very high in THC...... and i should be looking at clones instead..... what's your take mate if you don't mind ? anything to watch out for as a beginner :)
Just seen this and i am just in the process of setting up first 4x2 Ac infinity 4", thinking soil.... and still not sure of LED .... anyway i have been told that from seed is not worth and never very high in THC...... and i should be looking at clones instead..... what's your take mate if you don't mind ? anything to watch out for as a beginner :)

Defo wrong info bro, Clones are good for so many reasons, But the THC count is not one of them, that is wrong for sure, after all, where does a clone or any plant originate from... Its Seed, plus its a clone so it would have the same general thc content as its mother (which came from seed).
With all the years of breeding that's been going down with the hybrids in the last ten years plus, strains are more reliable and so are seed banks.
Start from seed, Take a few cuttings of that plant / plants during late veg, flower them out after a good 4 week from seed veg, If the seeds are from a reliable bank/breeder you should be good. Stick with Soil! Its very easy / forgiving, Keep to your Nut plan.
With all the years of breeding that's been going down with the hybrids in the last ten years plus, strains are more reliable and so are seed banks.
Start from seed, Take a few cuttings of that plant / plants during late veg, flower them out after a good 4 week from seed veg, If the seeds are from a reliable bank/breeder you should be good. Stick with Soil! Its very easy / forgiving, Keep to your Nut plan.

Female Photos, But we are going to be releasing a female auto line up later this year/early 2021

ANY UK / SPANISH BREEDERS & GROWERS GET AT US

I would be well up for this! will PM you guys!

Yes lads. Would be interested. Got a limited setup nothing pro but been growing for a bit so could definitely give an idea of something that isn’t your perfect 1000w full spec setup might help some that are taking baby steps

+1 votes
1 post
RSO vendor recommendations or should I be going another way ?
I can get Rso but only full 60ml courses for peopl…
RSO vendor recommendations or should I be going another way ?
Hey all, I had some crap RSO of here recently, I haven’t contacted the vendor as I don’t see the point, he’s not going to refund me and I don’t want anymore of it so happy to let it go but would appreciate an experienced smokers advice on a decent vendor, there’s loads of 10/10 on previous vendors page but it was very weak I ate half a syringe and was fine, a bit stoned but no where near what it’s been like when I made my own which is a ball
Ache and very expensive if you need to bug the bud. So suggestions please ? I want to make batches of cookies for the freezer happy to look at alternatives to rso as well it’s just been the most pokey edibles I’ve Had to date
Ache and very expensive if you need to bug the bud. So suggestions please ? I want to make batches of cookies for the freezer happy to look at alternatives to rso as well it’s just been the most pokey edibles I’ve Had to date

We have quality RSO listed on LB. Check out our items if you are still searching. I once had half a ml of it and spoke to aliens in a different dimension! It took me almost an hour to get up the stairs, but it was a fun night. I'd recommend starting with half a grain of rice and go from there.

Half a syringe and only a bit stoned?? Wow.
I'd always recommend Oilman, I've never had any problems and he's very responsive to questions.
Check out UkGrower2, he ships infused coco oil which is certified fuel.
I'd always recommend Oilman, I've never had any problems and he's very responsive to questions.
Check out UkGrower2, he ships infused coco oil which is certified fuel.


we have 1ml decarboxylated shatter, very very potent
check out our listing for it
our 1ml syringes are much more potent than RSO
best regards, THB
check out our listing for it
our 1ml syringes are much more potent than RSO
best regards, THB

Deffo the OILMAN. his last batch went in a couple of days i think. i bought one RSO 1 mil.........and 1 grain done me proper.

I can get Rso but only full 60ml courses for people that are very I'll.
HIGH end stuff that's PROVEN to work.
Message me anyone that's really looking for help and I can forward the guy's details to you.
HIGH end stuff that's PROVEN to work.
Message me anyone that's really looking for help and I can forward the guy's details to you.