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10 posts
+15 votes
Mushrooms

Mushrooms
A little update for the mushroom fans.
I'll be setting up my monotubs over the weekend.
Things are looking good for something for Christmas.
Red boys are the furthest along and the South American and McKennia close behind
I'll be setting up my monotubs over the weekend.
Things are looking good for something for Christmas.
Red boys are the furthest along and the South American and McKennia close behind

Contact wavespell1 via chat. I have penis envy and luminous lucy...more varities are now flushing.
https://littlebiggy.org/link/PivIjr
https://littlebiggy.org/link/PivIjr

26 posts
+57 votes
** BEAT THE FEE'S ** part 2

** BEAT THE FEE'S ** part 2
Landing in the morning.
Ounces will be a very reasonable price for pre Crimbo stock ups.
Cheers
Ounces will be a very reasonable price for pre Crimbo stock ups.
Cheers

240 on oz and we dont even kno what it is?? Come on that's not a good price can pick up oz of standard weed for about 170/180

Got to be kidding me ?! 240 and he’s saying that’s cheap ? I just went on another site and had 2 ounces of amnesia shake for 150 and 1 Oz of Pineapple Express 150
Ppl on here are disillusioned but it’s all you people who aren’t savvy enough to go to better sources who encourage these folk...
Ppl on here are disillusioned but it’s all you people who aren’t savvy enough to go to better sources who encourage these folk...

Then tell us unsavoury masses what the good sources raver than being a prick about it 😘😂jk

I got it from a local 70+ hippie that grows it in his garage, he's had this strain now for like 2 years. I've always said it's very similar to Stardawg but because we don't know I can't say.
Standard green my way is like 130 a pop but this ain't rubbish, I get it at a half decent price. So im passing it onto people here.
My last batch, everybody liked. (Check for yourself)So people that trust my word will know what the crack is.
I'll never sell something that I wouldn't smoke myself.
Cheers for being positive bro
Standard green my way is like 130 a pop but this ain't rubbish, I get it at a half decent price. So im passing it onto people here.
My last batch, everybody liked. (Check for yourself)So people that trust my word will know what the crack is.
I'll never sell something that I wouldn't smoke myself.
Cheers for being positive bro

Stardawg is standard weed so if ur sayin its similar to stardawg then I think it's highly priced. It's hard to be positive with bitcoin fees and excessive prices on here

You have bro. It's been emotional
The Sherbert Punch is a nice 1 too, got a kick to her!!
Cheese, kushage and Purple Diesel Daze just before Christmas, looking forward to them.
Hope your alrite bro
The Sherbert Punch is a nice 1 too, got a kick to her!!
Cheese, kushage and Purple Diesel Daze just before Christmas, looking forward to them.
Hope your alrite bro

Around £240 a pop mate.
It won't be shit either, I just get a good price from certan friends and pass that on to you guy's.
It won't be shit either, I just get a good price from certan friends and pass that on to you guy's.

Bro I'm so sorry it hasn't turned up yet.
Proper makes me and what I'm trying to achieve on here look bad.
If it's not with you Monday I'll send you out a replacement.
Sorry again Jimmy
Proper makes me and what I'm trying to achieve on here look bad.
If it's not with you Monday I'll send you out a replacement.
Sorry again Jimmy

Let me know as soon as you see the postie walking away please.
I'll NDD the replacement too
I'll NDD the replacement too

Hahahaha am.just in ... its ...... ARRIVED LOL all good brother thanks for the help any way fella appreciate it

Firstly, I'm not a customer yet,but hopefully will be soon- been following your progress here and like what I see,but it appears its marked at $320 per 28gs rather than $240.. I'm sure I'm missing something obvious here?

I think so. It's not all "Top of the pops" but the price reflects that.
I make a bit and you save a bit.
I wasn't going to sell another batch, but times are tight at the moment. So every little helps
I make a bit and you save a bit.
I wasn't going to sell another batch, but times are tight at the moment. So every little helps


Go to a dark market and get ounces for 80/120/150 that is cheap just paid 150 for pictured

No it’s not it’s standard top dollar street prices it’s a load of shit if your looking for a deal

1 post
+1 votes
Buy 1 get 1 free

Buy 1 get 1 free
I've got about 70ml of my oil left. So to help get it get gone im doing buy 1 get 1 free.
Cheers
Cheers

1 post
+1 votes
2021 BEAT the FEE'S

2021 BEAT the FEE'S
Hello guy's and girls.
I can get a decent bit of Ammi at a fair price.
I can pass the saving on again like my past BEAT the fee listings.
Shal I try save people some money on their Christmas smokes????
Cheers
I can get a decent bit of Ammi at a fair price.
I can pass the saving on again like my past BEAT the fee listings.
Shal I try save people some money on their Christmas smokes????
Cheers

2 posts
+2 votes
Mimosa
3 posts
+8 votes
Been off line

Been off line
Very sorry to whoever has been in touch while I've been off line. Had a major Covid emergency in the family. Stressful times. Sorry again and hope your all doing good

Sorry to hear about this dude, I hope the situation is improving with the family. I got caught up in things and I never thanked you for the RSO sample you kindly sent btw, really appreciated it.

Thanks for the kind words bro.
Hope everything in your world is good, happy you enjoyed the sample
Hope everything in your world is good, happy you enjoyed the sample

7 posts
+10 votes
Review

Review
Was lucky enough to get a free sample for review.
The Bud. Not a clue what strain, but very tasty and strong. Vaped well in the dynavap. Would like to know what it is for the future.
RSO. Fuck. Me. Had the capsule last night at 7. Had to call in work sick today. Strong? Hell yeah...
Stealth better than I've had with some paid orders, so bodes well for the future. Cheers fastbudsuk!
The Bud. Not a clue what strain, but very tasty and strong. Vaped well in the dynavap. Would like to know what it is for the future.
RSO. Fuck. Me. Had the capsule last night at 7. Had to call in work sick today. Strong? Hell yeah...
Stealth better than I've had with some paid orders, so bodes well for the future. Cheers fastbudsuk!

I can vouch for the strength of the RSO! I was sent a sample by FBUK. 2 smaller capsules with (I think) single doses in and one biggun nearly full to the brim. Somewhat foolishly I took the 2 smaller caps on the same evening. After something of an out of body experience I woke up on the sofa at 7am. Approach with caution, its very, very strong. I'm just working out how to get single doses out of the big capsule as that would probably knock out a rhino. Apparently if you stick some under your tongue thats the best way to get straight to the bloodstream. Something about bypassing the liver. Not sure its true or necessary to be honest as this will knock your socks of regardless IMHO.

If you want to bypass the liver I think it needs to go in the other end(bottom end). But please don't trust my words on that.

Ha ha, I'll leave that method of ingestion to the 'purists' I think. Up the arse or otherwise its very, very strong and I still have quite bit left so, if I get bored, I may consider an alternative entrance but for now I'm good! ;-)

Thanks for the review.
Do I owe you a days wage!?!
I really can't stress how strong this stuff is.
Thanks again
Do I owe you a days wage!?!
I really can't stress how strong this stuff is.
Thanks again

6 posts
+13.2 votes
Free samples

Free samples
Open to any1. You have until Sunday night to send me your name and address via message and I'll stick a Free sample of my own Weed or Rso and ill post Monday morning. Let me know what you fancy.
Thanks
Thanks

Is this still on mate? It’s a pain without any time stamps to see
If it’s a recent post or not, sorry if it’s old
Many thanks
If it’s a recent post or not, sorry if it’s old
Many thanks

Hello Booda.
Jump on buddy. Your going to be the last sample so well done.
Message me you details
Jump on buddy. Your going to be the last sample so well done.
Message me you details

1 post
+3 votes
Rso
2 posts
+2 votes
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
Nobody wanted any Shake so I made it all into RSO. I have about 50ml if anybody want any of that instead

1 post
+1 votes
Weather!!

Weather!!
What's going on with this weather??
Last year was roasting hot, this year not so good
Last year was roasting hot, this year not so good

1 post
+1 votes
Master Kush

Master Kush
Hey guy's.
I finished chopping my Master Kush last weekend. It's pretty much dry. Going into jars today, curing for Couple weeks then it will be available. It's a banger, just finnished a whopper and I'm blazed
I finished chopping my Master Kush last weekend. It's pretty much dry. Going into jars today, curing for Couple weeks then it will be available. It's a banger, just finnished a whopper and I'm blazed

1 post
+2 votes
Shake

Shake
Afternoon chaps,
I have a big box of popcorn buds and sugar leafs from what I've grown in the past few months.
As soon as I can snap some photos I'll post it up here.
If you have had some of my past bits of Shake, youl know the quality.
Same as before. $100 for 14 grams
I have a big box of popcorn buds and sugar leafs from what I've grown in the past few months.
As soon as I can snap some photos I'll post it up here.
If you have had some of my past bits of Shake, youl know the quality.
Same as before. $100 for 14 grams

4 posts
+6 votes

by
hoqwer
Amnesia Haze Review - FastBudsUK

by
hoqwer
Amnesia Haze Review - FastBudsUK
Amnesia Haze Review:
Effects:
Wow this is lovely strong but well balanced Ammo. I've been smoking for 30 years and have a hight tolerance, but it totally screwed me over after just one vape... and the high lasted a long time. You can tell it's been grown, cut and cured well. The high is classic Sativa dominant, but not too upfront and racy, just a really lovely long lasting stimulating high, creeps up on you to start with. This weed is perfect for chatty sociable situations, not so much for deep chilling on the couch, well for my tastes anyway.
Look, smell & taste:
Mixed sized buds, strong classic ammo smell and taste.
Stealth:
Heat sealed mylar in double jiffy.
Vendor & comms:
Really good comms from this vendor, really helpful and answered my (many) questions. Would definitely use again and looking forward to what they have on offer in future.
Effects:
Wow this is lovely strong but well balanced Ammo. I've been smoking for 30 years and have a hight tolerance, but it totally screwed me over after just one vape... and the high lasted a long time. You can tell it's been grown, cut and cured well. The high is classic Sativa dominant, but not too upfront and racy, just a really lovely long lasting stimulating high, creeps up on you to start with. This weed is perfect for chatty sociable situations, not so much for deep chilling on the couch, well for my tastes anyway.
Look, smell & taste:
Mixed sized buds, strong classic ammo smell and taste.
Stealth:
Heat sealed mylar in double jiffy.
Vendor & comms:
Really good comms from this vendor, really helpful and answered my (many) questions. Would definitely use again and looking forward to what they have on offer in future.

1 post
+1 votes
420
1 post
+1 votes
Shake or make Rso ??

Shake or make Rso ??
I've got a bucket of some of the best Shake I've ever had.
I was going to make Rso out of it all but I did have a load of happy customers with the last lot.
What should I do??
I was going to make Rso out of it all but I did have a load of happy customers with the last lot.
What should I do??

1 post
+2 votes
Price Reductions

Price Reductions
I've decided to drop the price of my Soma Seeds Amnesia to drum up some business. It's now £220 an ounce. That's a really good price for the quality and the time I put into it.
I've got few ounces spare of some nice and strong Sour Candy too that I may post soon.
I've got few ounces spare of some nice and strong Sour Candy too that I may post soon.

3 posts
+6 votes

by
Robbiep686
soma seeds

by
Robbiep686
soma seeds
Excited for this fire fastbuds. If its as nice as the sherbert I'll be back for a reload. Had some rubbish off here!!

It will be with you today mate.
If you like a rock solid bud, your Gunna be a happy bunny
Something Xtra for you too
If you like a rock solid bud, your Gunna be a happy bunny
Something Xtra for you too

1 post
+3 votes
Hello again

Hello again
Hello everybody,
Hope all is well.
Will be back up and running again soon.
Stop by and say hi
Hope all is well.
Will be back up and running again soon.
Stop by and say hi

20 posts
+27.2 votes
Postage update

Postage update
My local post office is comprised so I'm only doing 1st class postage for the rest of 2020.
If your order is above 14 grams it will come in two envelopes.
My major issue is reshipping as I did like the security of special delivery.
I'm swaying to still charge for shipping then after every order lands the next order has extra to compensate but I really don't know.
Any ideas would be greatly appreciated .
Hope you understand my dilemma
If your order is above 14 grams it will come in two envelopes.
My major issue is reshipping as I did like the security of special delivery.
I'm swaying to still charge for shipping then after every order lands the next order has extra to compensate but I really don't know.
Any ideas would be greatly appreciated .
Hope you understand my dilemma

I have reship to three people now and two orders have turned up after I've sent it out again. Nearly an ounce that I have to write off.
I understand it's frustrating but its unsustainable for me to do that with everybody that is still waiting.
I have always done right by my customers and that's not going to stop now.
Thanks.
I understand it's frustrating but its unsustainable for me to do that with everybody that is still waiting.
I have always done right by my customers and that's not going to stop now.
Thanks.

Wouldn’t advise charging $10 for NDD shipping when you’re actually only sending 1st class... you’ll end up with some unhappy customers. I’d reduce the shipping costs down to something more appropriate for 1st class shipping, $3-4 or so. Sending extra next order to compensate will get very messy and confusing plus some people might not wanna order again, why should they get ripped off? Just my 2 cents. Cheers

I think your right. Going to change it now, take NND off and just 1st class option.
Thanks
Thanks

100%. 1st class service is not an adequate solution when you can't use NDD that people have paid for. I've been waiting almost 2 weeks now. BS.

What a December ay!!
To everybody that is on my case about their orders.
Reships will be in the first week of January as I'm not risking more parcels added to the mountains of parcel bags at every Royal mail warehouse in the UK.
No1 and I will repeat NO1 will loose out.
To all those that don't trust my word and think I'm out to RIP them off. My comms and rates should show that I'm a decent vendor and am an honest vendor.
To the dude that went to Escrow and then their order arrived, I did say it coming!!.
On the Escrow point, not sure how that works as I've been payed for all my orders.
For the dude that keep trying to send me money, just wait till January and NND is back on.
All orders will be sent the following day as I'll have to travel to another town to send them, more details soon.
Small amount of Arjans Cheese and Kushage in January and week 2 January Purple Diesel Daze, all are looking good.
And the Thai Mushrooms are just starting to pin.
I'll take this time to wish everybody a safe and happy Christmas and please rest assured that you won't loose out and I really hope my orders all land before Christmas.
To everybody that is on my case about their orders.
Reships will be in the first week of January as I'm not risking more parcels added to the mountains of parcel bags at every Royal mail warehouse in the UK.
No1 and I will repeat NO1 will loose out.
To all those that don't trust my word and think I'm out to RIP them off. My comms and rates should show that I'm a decent vendor and am an honest vendor.
To the dude that went to Escrow and then their order arrived, I did say it coming!!.
On the Escrow point, not sure how that works as I've been payed for all my orders.
For the dude that keep trying to send me money, just wait till January and NND is back on.
All orders will be sent the following day as I'll have to travel to another town to send them, more details soon.
Small amount of Arjans Cheese and Kushage in January and week 2 January Purple Diesel Daze, all are looking good.
And the Thai Mushrooms are just starting to pin.
I'll take this time to wish everybody a safe and happy Christmas and please rest assured that you won't loose out and I really hope my orders all land before Christmas.

Sent a few messages without response, so I’ll post publicly - I’m still waiting on product from November 20th ship date and I paid $10 extra for NDD so this wouldn’t happen! I’ve been very patient, and I’m sorry for any loss... but this is way too long to wait - I want a full reship as well. I’d happily pay if the other order arrives.

Ordered 10 days ago. Nothing. I paid for NDD but now I have a missing package with no tracking to check. Lame lame lame.

Guy's who ordered on the 23rd,
I really don't know why the post is taking so long.
Since I've not been doing Special delivery, I don't think I've had 1 happy customer.
There is nothing I can do apart from say please be patient.
Truley sorry
I really don't know why the post is taking so long.
Since I've not been doing Special delivery, I don't think I've had 1 happy customer.
There is nothing I can do apart from say please be patient.
Truley sorry

Hey at least you are responding and trying to make it right, I will be coming here when I get paid again!

I did mate. Must be the Christmas post I guess. If not here by the end of the week I will message you.
Cheers.
Cheers.

1 post
+5 votes
**** GREEN THURSDAY ****

**** GREEN THURSDAY ****
Im done with Black friday so im starting a new trend, Green Thursday starts @ 6pm Thursday evening.
**** 20% OFF SELECTED LINES ****
So what im thinking is doing 7gs of all the spare jars i have knocking about.
Will be mixed bags of Purple Sherbert, Critical 2.0, Siver Haze and Sherbert Punch.
You will get one of the above with 20% discount, they will be pre pack so i wont know what your getting.
I have about 6-8 ounces going into this deal. Maybe more..
May have a week off after that and get ready for Christmas.
**** 20% OFF SELECTED LINES ****
So what im thinking is doing 7gs of all the spare jars i have knocking about.
Will be mixed bags of Purple Sherbert, Critical 2.0, Siver Haze and Sherbert Punch.
You will get one of the above with 20% discount, they will be pre pack so i wont know what your getting.
I have about 6-8 ounces going into this deal. Maybe more..
May have a week off after that and get ready for Christmas.

5 posts
+13 votes
Order 200

Order 200
I'm closing in on order 200.
So same as order 100, I'll double your order up.
Double your order, treat yourself!!
So same as order 100, I'll double your order up.
Double your order, treat yourself!!

So close to Order 200!!
Don't snooze and loose out people.
Someone is going to WIN BIG, maybe tonite.
Don't snooze and loose out people.
Someone is going to WIN BIG, maybe tonite.

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!
theennex I'm going to double your order up.
Thank f**k you didn't order a big bit lol.
Well done mate.
theennex I'm going to double your order up.
Thank f**k you didn't order a big bit lol.
Well done mate.

Good man.
Mite as well do it at every 100 now.
Glad your happy with your purchase and your freebie.
Congrats again brother or sister
Mite as well do it at every 100 now.
Glad your happy with your purchase and your freebie.
Congrats again brother or sister

11 posts
+28 votes
Black Friday!!

Black Friday!!
What are people's thoughts on what Black Friday deals I should offer??
A- 10% off
B- 20% off
C- Buy 2 Henry's get 3rd half price
Or any other ideas??
Need to spread the love!!
A- 10% off
B- 20% off
C- Buy 2 Henry's get 3rd half price
Or any other ideas??
Need to spread the love!!

Thank you! genuinely to be new and to see people like you having consideration for others opinion and sharing some joy is a breath of fresh air:) B- defo be my option too! cheers FbUK

Black Friday on LB!?! I'm up 4 that : ) How about just adding a little extra to an order, maybe a free 0.5g on 3.5g, 1.0g free on 7g etc. (Or any amount that you see fit) Saves messing around with your pricing? Just a thought, stay safe.

Thats not a bad idea.
Could get few oz of something else to give out as free bits. Might be some Ghost Train Haze in couple days.
More thinking "B", 20% discount is nice, i might need to buy some more stock anyways to cover it.
B has the votes
Ouch!!
Could get few oz of something else to give out as free bits. Might be some Ghost Train Haze in couple days.
More thinking "B", 20% discount is nice, i might need to buy some more stock anyways to cover it.
B has the votes
Ouch!!

2 posts
+6 votes
Goodbye

Goodbye
Thats all the Purple Sherbert gone now folks.
Thanks to eveyone who has enjoyed her.
Shal i do some more??
Cheers
Thanks to eveyone who has enjoyed her.
Shal i do some more??
Cheers

8 posts
+12 votes
Bitcoin

Bitcoin
Can any1 give me some info on the process to tumble your coins please??
Can payments from wallets be tracked??
Thanks
Can payments from wallets be tracked??
Thanks

great way to get ripped off, that's how every dark tumbler ends with a lot of selective scamming along the way.
lookup coinjoin.
lookup coinjoin.

I'm still a bit lost on the whole thing.
Just don't want to bait myself up.
Scary times would rather not have the po po not at my door.
Can I just send my coins to a clean crypto wallet then to my personal wallet??
Internet didn't really help when I've looked.
Any proper advice would be a blessing
Just don't want to bait myself up.
Scary times would rather not have the po po not at my door.
Can I just send my coins to a clean crypto wallet then to my personal wallet??
Internet didn't really help when I've looked.
Any proper advice would be a blessing

its always a matter of degree. just like locking up a bicycle, you can go with a little chain or something huge that's a pain in the arse. do the research and understand the security yourself if you want piece of mind.

1 post
+3 votes
** BEAT THE FEE'S ** BUDS part 2

** BEAT THE FEE'S ** BUDS part 2
Have just received a message regarding my next batch of cheaper buds.
Will be next week and should be "Ammi".
Will be a cheaper option to my other strains but have a feeling will be much better than the 1st round of ** BEAT THE FEE'S**.
And just a little note, it's grown by my friend and not from the normal place where everybody gets the ammi, strawberry ammi and stardawg from.
Cheers
Will be next week and should be "Ammi".
Will be a cheaper option to my other strains but have a feeling will be much better than the 1st round of ** BEAT THE FEE'S**.
And just a little note, it's grown by my friend and not from the normal place where everybody gets the ammi, strawberry ammi and stardawg from.
Cheers

30 posts
+55.5 votes

by
Tryingtofind
Package not received yet and getting stressed about bad reviews r.e. Stealth!

by
Tryingtofind
Package not received yet and getting stressed about bad reviews r.e. Stealth!
To the people who’ve scored 10/10, what was the stealth like? I’m really stressing as my parcel is late and I’m sat here reading the terrible reviews about stealth! I cannot risk it. I shouldn’t have made the dumb mistake of trusting a new vendor, even though they assured me that stealth was top notch.

Dude, I'm unsure when this was as nobody on lb writes dates on their communications, but, did you ever receive your order? I made a small order (2×3.5) on 7/11/20 and still haven't received anything. I've messaged the seller but no reply yet. This was written on 11/11/20

You need to chill bro, the post is slow as he'll at the min.
You only messaged me like an hour ago!!
Check your inbox dude.
And this post was at the start of this adventure.
You only messaged me like an hour ago!!
Check your inbox dude.
And this post was at the start of this adventure.

I'd be a lot more chilled with some weed ;)
I'll cool my jets but it doesn't help seeing reviews of orders that took 1 day to arrive :/
I'll cool my jets but it doesn't help seeing reviews of orders that took 1 day to arrive :/

I get that bro!!
Wish I could hurry it along for you.
Hope it's with you tomorrow, message me when he's been
Wish I could hurry it along for you.
Hope it's with you tomorrow, message me when he's been

I'm in the same boat. Been on LB since 2017 and never felt stressed so much with an order. They reassured me on the stealth but like you say the reviews speak for them self's. just hope everything will be fine and not get the post office flagging my future parcels up. Fingers crossed

Exactly where my heads gone mate. I can catastrophise at the best of times but this is something else. Honestly, it’s made me reflect on my entire little biggy use. I dunno if it’s worth the risk anymore. To top it all off I got it delivered to my fucking parents house cos I’m staying with them temporarily. God damn it. Hopefully it has been confiscated cos I can’t have some stinky ass parcel being delivered here while I’m at work.

Honestly mate I feel for you and anyone else effected. There is simply no excuse to send out weed in that Manor it certainly not biscuits for god sake. I mine was sent Monday as well so not looking good. I rather get ripped off than send goods out unprotected and to top it all off I'm out smoke hopefully nothing comes off it mate.

Yeah man, I don’t understand what kind of idiot would think it ok to send it out unsealed. Man, I’m so so worried. I’m gonna have to have a break from smoking. This could put my whole life in jeaopardy.

Stressing isn't going to help. Go for a walk or a run and try and clear your head, dwelling on it is going to do no good at all. I'm a worrier and exercise really helps.
There's just as good a chance that you'll receive it with no problems at all so try to calm down and think positive.
Cheers BB
There's just as good a chance that you'll receive it with no problems at all so try to calm down and think positive.
Cheers BB

Thanks BB, I’ve just been for a fast walk in the woods. Really cleared my head. Much calmer. Appreciate it.

If you need to talk just let me know :).
Your shake is on the way from me let me know if you need anything else :).
Your shake is on the way from me let me know if you need anything else :).

Not yet. I’ll let ya know if and when I do.I received the re-send from fast buds today, though.

Feel for you guys, I’d be amazed if a fair few aren’t confiscated. In fact, I’m completely amazed that any package made it out of the post office they were sent from. In 30 odd orders on here I’ve never seen/smelt anything like it.

Yeh sounds like you’re now in a pretty shit situation now where you’re actually hoping the bud you’ve ordered and paid for gets confiscated. FFS.

Exactly, what the fuck? But then I’m also super worried about the consequences of having something seized. Also, so fucking anxious that I don’t wanna smoke. Christ, I might go for a run for the first time in years lol. Dunno what to do with myself.

You're absolutely fine mate. I had 12 ozs from cali seized a few months back, i got a letter through the door from customs and that was it. Had multiple orders land from different countries every week since then so they havent flagged my address or anything. And that was for 12 ounces!

Not missing bro, seized. I was shitting myself for weeks after i got the letter from customs but after 3 or 4 weeks went by i realised they weren't coming to my door. I thought my address would have been flagged after that but ive had multiple orders land since then. By the way this was UK customs Border Force. Im in Dublin so if it had of been irish customs i probably would have gotten a visit to my door.

It can take them a while sometimes. For example I had them round my house in March when the package was seized in December. They must of had a lot of people on their list to visit and work through the list at their own leisure. IMO

Yeah its quite possible they pay me a visit, but it was a different second name on the package that was seized so they have very little to go on IMO. Anyone can send something to your house if they have your address, they would have to prove that i ordered and paid for the package. Also i assume they would mark your address if that was the case but I've had multiple orders land since then, about 15 altogether. Nothing been stopped since. Also worth noting that i sent back the customs letter and the two fed ex tax-owed letters that were sent to my house regarding the seized package and said there was nobody at this address by that name, because there isn't.

You probably are ok then. My situation was different because it was for kratom and had an invoice;(

3 posts
+21.2 votes
100th Order

100th Order
I'm very close to my 100th Order.
Who ever it is, will get double in there Parcel as a gesture of respect and thanks.
Big Love to you all
Who ever it is, will get double in there Parcel as a gesture of respect and thanks.
Big Love to you all

1 post
+3 votes
Welcome!!

Welcome!!
A massive Welcome and thanks to all my new customers today.
I'm going to be a VERY busy boy tomorrow getting everything wrapped up.
I'm more than up to it.
Have a top evening and much love
I'm going to be a VERY busy boy tomorrow getting everything wrapped up.
I'm more than up to it.
Have a top evening and much love

25 posts
+53.5 votes

by
Bigbum
Are you going to address your customers who had their packages stinking of weed when delivered to our front doors?

by
Bigbum
Are you going to address your customers who had their packages stinking of weed when delivered to our front doors?

There is nothing i can say.
Cross words with my business partner and he thought it would be ok without consulting me.
We ran out of seal bags. I went out to track some down.
Get back and everything is sent.
Im looking into a way to sort every one who's doesnt arrive.
Who's arrived and stunk, i'm truly sorry
Cross words with my business partner and he thought it would be ok without consulting me.
We ran out of seal bags. I went out to track some down.
Get back and everything is sent.
Im looking into a way to sort every one who's doesnt arrive.
Who's arrived and stunk, i'm truly sorry

Its just me from now on. He is long gone.
My start with Lb was going well until this.
Sorry for the massive f**k up
My start with Lb was going well until this.
Sorry for the massive f**k up

You've apologized and trying to make it right which is all you can do. Keep offering good weed at a reasonable price all will be good.

Is your business partner aware that weed stinks? Your weed is amazing but I am unsure if I can trust your service now because of that. You are the only vendor that I have had this problem with.

Sounds like the vendor that did the same thing last week to loads of customers is back under a different account very similar if not exactly the same. Other vendor was Gone to pot sent my stuff never arrived same thing exactly with the stealth. Just speculating here not accusing anyone of anything but look into it. This place is going down hill fast and it's a pitty.

PHEASANT i'm just new to this and make a mistake.
I can be 100% sure this will never happen again.
I can be 100% sure this will never happen again.

Yeh I second this, the weed’s banging but the stealth was totally unacceptable man. Whoever went into the post office with packages stinking like that needs their head checking. I can’t actually believe they weren’t stopped at the post office because it must’ve stunk the place to absolute high heaven.

Thanks for the apology, I was one of the lucky ones as my bud arrived. Will be watching the future reviews and comments.

When was this? My order was sent Monday...will mine be one without a deal bag?? Delivery is late so expecting the worst :(

Monday yes.
All i can say is im very sorry, i fucked up trusting some one else.
The new seal bags arrived today.
Proper hanging my head in shame.
Does any one know anything about dhl??
Ill make this right
All i can say is im very sorry, i fucked up trusting some one else.
The new seal bags arrived today.
Proper hanging my head in shame.
Does any one know anything about dhl??
Ill make this right

Could you give me a little bit of info on there security protocol??
I've got in my head sniffer dogs and snipers??
All jokes aside though, if I have baited up some ones address least I can do is dhl a reship to them.
Cheers
I've got in my head sniffer dogs and snipers??
All jokes aside though, if I have baited up some ones address least I can do is dhl a reship to them.
Cheers

I think they have belts like DPD where they x-ray all packages before sending them out to addresses. I would be cautious using them top couriers...(DHL/DPD etc) maybe hermes or yodel will be best suited.... but dont take my word for it... need to confirm before sending them out with another courier.... maybe send yorself a package and see if it makes it before sending biggers orders out...

Sorry for your experience bro. I’ve had 4 orders from fast buds and not had one issue. Quite the opposite. Hope you got sorted mate

Just want to add, this issue was dealt with very satisfactorily. I have bought more times from this guy. The quality is top & his customer service is outstanding. Yes, I agree, it was not a nice position to be in but I doubt it's the first time it's happened on here & he will now be more safe & secure than anyone else around. It hasn't put me off buying again.

Yeh, it's totally fucked up. Mine has just been seized. Nobody needs attention focused on their address from lazy sellers.

A Next Day Delivery package that stinks of weed is still at the PO. What do you think happened to it?

1 post
+3 votes

by
Robbiep686
Wall
4 posts
+9 votes
Another Banger
Just ordered 3, everything I’ve had from fastbuds has been spot on so looking forward to getting this in a Rizla

I have only just seen your order Emz, friday's are mental for me at work!!
I did update my profile with shipping details to highlight this but as it's you "extra Buds" of something new for you. (Hope that's ok)!?!
The way I see it hun, you smoke what I smoke and I don't grow or buy rubbish and if it's cheap and half decent I'll sell it cheaper.
I'll keep the quality alive on Lb.
I'd like to work this Items wall out, as im never on there!!
Have a fab weekend
I did update my profile with shipping details to highlight this but as it's you "extra Buds" of something new for you. (Hope that's ok)!?!
The way I see it hun, you smoke what I smoke and I don't grow or buy rubbish and if it's cheap and half decent I'll sell it cheaper.
I'll keep the quality alive on Lb.
I'd like to work this Items wall out, as im never on there!!
Have a fab weekend

1 post
+4 votes
The Purple Madness

The Purple Madness
Just a little heads up to my regulars.
I'm down to 12 Henry's left of this batch of the Purple Sherbert.
Its been fun, will shed a tear when it's all gone.
On the plus side though won't be long till I have a bit more ready.
Much love
I'm down to 12 Henry's left of this batch of the Purple Sherbert.
Its been fun, will shed a tear when it's all gone.
On the plus side though won't be long till I have a bit more ready.
Much love

2 posts
+2 votes
Late Parcels

Late Parcels
Have to hold my hand up and say to all my customers that have had longer than expected waits.
Two decent chaps today informed me on the fact ive been choosing the wrong delivery option with Royal mail.
Honestly it has made a few of you abit mad with waiting.
I have a couple orders out in the morning and will make sure a get the right service going forward.
On a positive note though, a big thankyou to everybody that has enjoyed my Purple Sherbert. Two weeks and 80 sales.
Very happy. Thankyou
And to the person who brought the finger hash, Magic!!
Two decent chaps today informed me on the fact ive been choosing the wrong delivery option with Royal mail.
Honestly it has made a few of you abit mad with waiting.
I have a couple orders out in the morning and will make sure a get the right service going forward.
On a positive note though, a big thankyou to everybody that has enjoyed my Purple Sherbert. Two weeks and 80 sales.
Very happy. Thankyou
And to the person who brought the finger hash, Magic!!

1 post
+2 votes
Stealth issues resolved.

Stealth issues resolved.
I have ordered both before and after the issue this seller had with his stealth and I am happy to report there has been a 100% improvement. Initial stealth wasn’t great, I have to say that. This seller now has his stealth On a par if not slightly better than Most recognized and praised vendors here.
The bud was lovely, slightly sticky so not too dry, stinky Of strawberry and smoked lovely. Would defo buy again and anyone who knows me, knows I don’t mince my words.
I would say this was a small speed bump on the road to success for this guy. All the best going forward.
Final foot note to the 2/10 review. Whether stealth is good, bad or standard that is all that needs said. Describing how drugs are sent through the mail is really stupid. This description will only aid in the seizure of future parcels. If you can edit your review, it only puts other buyers at risk I really shouldn’t have to say that.
All the best biggies. SSH.
The bud was lovely, slightly sticky so not too dry, stinky Of strawberry and smoked lovely. Would defo buy again and anyone who knows me, knows I don’t mince my words.
I would say this was a small speed bump on the road to success for this guy. All the best going forward.
Final foot note to the 2/10 review. Whether stealth is good, bad or standard that is all that needs said. Describing how drugs are sent through the mail is really stupid. This description will only aid in the seizure of future parcels. If you can edit your review, it only puts other buyers at risk I really shouldn’t have to say that.
All the best biggies. SSH.

6 posts
+24 votes
Trying to make this right

Trying to make this right
Whoever hasnt recieved there package by close of play tomorrow will get a reship with another courier.
Will be a large box with what you ordered in it with bubble wrap.
Will be an extra layer of stealth too.
All packages from NOW will 100% be in multi layers of seal bags.
If you do not want a reship i understand
Will be a large box with what you ordered in it with bubble wrap.
Will be an extra layer of stealth too.
All packages from NOW will 100% be in multi layers of seal bags.
If you do not want a reship i understand

Fair play. It's not about making mistakes it's about how a person deals with them, and you're doing the right thing.
You've got some good support from previous orders so just keep up the stealth and you'll get back on your feet.
I obviously can't give you too much info on my stealth, but if you need any help send me a PM, happy to give you pointers if I can.
Good luck buddy.
Cheers BB
You've got some good support from previous orders so just keep up the stealth and you'll get back on your feet.
I obviously can't give you too much info on my stealth, but if you need any help send me a PM, happy to give you pointers if I can.
Good luck buddy.
Cheers BB

Thanks Bulldog.
All this drama was the last thing I was expecting.
Things happen and you learn from them ay.
Cheers for the offer on stealth advice too.
Had 6 parcels not arrive, reshipped and 5 of the 6 have been signed for successfully.
Hope to god the last 1 will be later today or Monday.
Nice one buddy
All this drama was the last thing I was expecting.
Things happen and you learn from them ay.
Cheers for the offer on stealth advice too.
Had 6 parcels not arrive, reshipped and 5 of the 6 have been signed for successfully.
Hope to god the last 1 will be later today or Monday.
Nice one buddy

Think I was one of the first to get a delivery from these guys and it was perfect stealth. Can only share my experience which was very good at the time, especially the bud which is some of the best I’ve had here in 50+ orders. Hopefully everyone gets sorted, but from the excellent comms I’ve had with this vendor I don’t doubt he genuinely wants to do the right thing here

Have you bought on here before? If you haven’t I suggest buying from someone who has a lot of positive feedback with “great stealth” within that review. I’ve bought off of here twice from two different, well respected vendors and I already know how to do it.
Good luck my friend.
Good luck my friend.

1 post
+3 votes
UPDATE

UPDATE
Hello every one.
Out of 36 parcels (monday) 6 have not arrived.
Ive spoken to 3 of you and as of yet.
Reships will be out in the morning. And looking different to the last ones.
Never again will i have a packaging issue.
Sorry again to those effected.
For those people that liked my product, i will be posting another batch tomorrow to arrive saturday so save your cash.
Take care
Out of 36 parcels (monday) 6 have not arrived.
Ive spoken to 3 of you and as of yet.
Reships will be out in the morning. And looking different to the last ones.
Never again will i have a packaging issue.
Sorry again to those effected.
For those people that liked my product, i will be posting another batch tomorrow to arrive saturday so save your cash.
Take care

1 post
+2 votes

by
turbo7poker
"DANK"

by
turbo7poker
"DANK"
In fairly new to this site with about 25/30 orders & all arrived on time & well packaged.
This is the BEST weed ive had off the site.
Nice & smooth with a kick.
BUY this Product.
Thanks FASTBUDSUK.
This is the BEST weed ive had off the site.
Nice & smooth with a kick.
BUY this Product.
Thanks FASTBUDSUK.

3 posts
+7 votes

by
Bigbum
What happened to the stealth man!
Yeh this has really fucked me off. I even discussed it briefly with the vendor and they didn’t do as promised. Not fucking on. Now I’ve had the postman knock on my door warning me that it needs to be better sealed. The package stunk to high heaven. Thankfully today’s postman was a legend but on another day that wouldn’t have been the case and now I’m obviously going to be marked at the local sorting office as the manager wanted to confiscate. Just not on to cut corners with stealth and certainly not to lie about it when asked.

Yeah man. I feel for you. I had the similar thing happen to me a couple weeks back but with vendor gonetopot. I was also surprised that it made it even though its clear what is inside. Now i ordered with this vendor and this made it through also without further complications from last purchase (twice in a row - which im not too happy about) but did not smell as bad as the dawg. Im yet to write review as i have not tried yet... i dont think Royal Mail cares too much and knows police wont do too much unless we are talking maybe ounce/kilos but who knows probably depends on the regional sorting office. Like i said last time - quality/smelly/dank/peng etc... buds needs to be atleasy sealed if being sent through post!!

14 posts
+25.8 votes

by
mrspock89
Welcome to LB
Thats what i thought mate.
I asked some people on here whats best, start cheap or add extra to orders.
I wont make a profit but i need to get some sales under my belt.
Cheers
I asked some people on here whats best, start cheap or add extra to orders.
I wont make a profit but i need to get some sales under my belt.
Cheers

Looks beautiful...shame I'm past my spending limit already :(
Good luck with the sales buddy :)
Good luck with the sales buddy :)

Cheers mate.
I smoked a big one this morning and it rocked me.
Love it when a joint does that.
I smoked a big one this morning and it rocked me.
Love it when a joint does that.

I'm going to do my best to make people happy.
Ive brought from here but never really rated what i've had.
I always rate what i have.
Up next is Critical 2.0 and Super silver bubble haze.
Few weeks for that though.
Frosty!!
Ive brought from here but never really rated what i've had.
I always rate what i have.
Up next is Critical 2.0 and Super silver bubble haze.
Few weeks for that though.
Frosty!!

Good work, mines here it’s lovely hope you like the review you were so quick with that order a lovely surprise

looking forward to seeing you grow mate! already spent my weed budget this month but next month ill get off you, looks likes a good product and you seem like a decent chap

Well past my budget this month, but this looks too good to leave. Looking forward to trying it

2 posts
+8 votes

by
Miloo76
Very happy

by
Miloo76
Very happy

Thought I’d write a review here as For the first time I accidentally ordered without being logged in and FBUK deserves the praise.
Fastbudsuk was quick to reply to my message and identified My order quickly. Friendly and really helpful comms.
Order arrived in less than 24 hrs, was very nicely overweight and a little pack of skins was a very nice touch.
The bud was fantastic. It practically sparkles and smells beautiful. It hits heavy and smokes smooth.
Only thing I will mention is that it would be useful if a cut off time was mentioned as when ordering I wasn’t sure if I’d qualify for NDD (I did and it was rapid) but this is a tiny point that doesn’t effect the experience.
Great Work FastBudsUk will be keeping an eye out in the future
Fastbudsuk was quick to reply to my message and identified My order quickly. Friendly and really helpful comms.
Order arrived in less than 24 hrs, was very nicely overweight and a little pack of skins was a very nice touch.
The bud was fantastic. It practically sparkles and smells beautiful. It hits heavy and smokes smooth.
Only thing I will mention is that it would be useful if a cut off time was mentioned as when ordering I wasn’t sure if I’d qualify for NDD (I did and it was rapid) but this is a tiny point that doesn’t effect the experience.
Great Work FastBudsUk will be keeping an eye out in the future

Thanks for the review Miloo76.
Proper glad you enjoyed it mate.
I'm on it from monday, posting and working out a couple ways to make my life and the process easier on here.
Thats for my benefit and will make things a little clearer to my customers when ordering.
Thankyou for the pointer Miloo76
Proper glad you enjoyed it mate.
I'm on it from monday, posting and working out a couple ways to make my life and the process easier on here.
Thats for my benefit and will make things a little clearer to my customers when ordering.
Thankyou for the pointer Miloo76

3 posts
+10 votes
First 24 hours

First 24 hours
A big thankyou to everyone who took the punt on the new guy.
It has been mental in good ways and only one bad point so far.
The old lady in the post office only lets customers drop a couple parcles at a time on the weekend.
Messed my plans up big time but i'm new to this.
Ill be at the big post office first thing on monday to post every order.
I understand thats the last thing any of you want to hear.
So i may have to cancel weekend drops but ill look into it.
Again my apologies.
If any new vendors read this, do not start trading on a friday.
Thankyou for the kind reviews on the P-S-S.
Glad you are enjoying it.
Honestly
It has been mental in good ways and only one bad point so far.
The old lady in the post office only lets customers drop a couple parcles at a time on the weekend.
Messed my plans up big time but i'm new to this.
Ill be at the big post office first thing on monday to post every order.
I understand thats the last thing any of you want to hear.
So i may have to cancel weekend drops but ill look into it.
Again my apologies.
If any new vendors read this, do not start trading on a friday.
Thankyou for the kind reviews on the P-S-S.
Glad you are enjoying it.
Honestly

Big up mate, mine arrived in less than 24 hours with really good stealth. The product is insanely dank and tasty and was nicely overweight. Looking forward to more strain drops!

60 posts by fastbudsuk
1 post
+4 votes
Any good shake/ budget bud?
Over the weekend I'll have some proper Shake up on my page again mate.
I sold 12 packs in like 6 hours so keep an eye out

Any good shake/ budget bud?
Hey hey! Has anyone seen any good shake sold on here at the moment? The stuff radar breeder had was awesome value but looks like he's out at the moment...
Cheers!
Cheers!