Good luck!
Maybe run a competition to generate some traffic?

Dj Randall, the djs dj. Rip boss.

RIP Randall, spent many many hours listening to him in 1989 on Centre force, respect ✊🏼 ❤️

Andy C 🐐

Yes he's defo up there aswell. Never had the pleasure of seeing him live. He doesn't seem to do many shows up near me. HC closed the ring one year at beatherder an it blew my mind. I think the copious amounts of drugs helped!

There’s lots of good DnB DJ’s, Calibre is the best producer in my humble opinion. Technically Andy C is in a league of his own, I’ve been following him for over 20 years, he smashes it every time. Recently, his XOYO residencies were next level 🔊🔊 HC is a don too, Racing Green is 👌🏻

Mental I've just come back from BH, I saw Ed Solo on the Thursday and he was incredible. If you like reggae and DnB well worth a listen.

yeah a fun dj

I remember Carl Cox doing 3 decks at Sterns nightclub in 92 ! Rat pack were there. Theres Druid, Mr C loads ! In that genre

You could run 10 decks... makes no difference its all for show. Watch DJ Craze and see what running just 2 decks is all about.

Shout out to the House on the Hill massive!!

Aphex Twin hands down for me ❤️

As a producer/creator he is unbeatable and way ahead of his time. Not a DJ tho.

he was sooo next level. what a fkn legend

Carl Cox, absolute master.

DJ Hype

Such a hard one to answer as DJing crosses so many genres, I’m breaking mine down a bit
Best all rounder - Mr scruff , can start with jazz and end with DnB
DnB - for me LTJ bukem but Goldie a second place
House/Tech - Sasha
Techno - Carl cox
Electronica - aphex twin and also chemical brothers

My favourites are DJs who take you on a journey starting at one place and ending somewhere different!! Big mentions also for me are Alex patterson , steve hillage system 7, DJ yoda , Randall, Fabio , John digweed

Without a doubt carl cox the master.

Andrew Weatherall, the Guv’nor!
Acid House for life ✊🏼❤️⚔️

+1 for Lord Sabre

Ahh man forgot him !! He was the man , such a hard question to answer

Highh contrast in my opinion. Been around for decades and his remixes are next level!

yes

Sasha

Yes old Skool

Carl cooks a fry up whilst mixing 6 Technics ;-)

Love a bit of vintage Mickey Finn too.

RODIGA N

shocked no one is going this direction tbh

Good shout

Now there's a question...

Sasha

And Andy Weatherall R.I.P.

Definately Sasha

For being at the top consistently for so long and still so good live…Shy FX has to be up there

Terry Francis
Aphrodite
Luke Slater

LTJ Bukem

DJ Randall, Hype, Gamma. I just bought myself some second hand decks and enjoying learning the ropes

Jaguar Skills
Check his HubLive out from 2 months ago. Man is a demon on the decks.2 years ago sorry

I've already commented saying this but I went on a listening frenzy. Jaguar Skills History of Hip Hop

13 years ago on YouTube and is still one of my favourites. The nostalgia.

this

So good!!

Richard David James of course ❤️

Well for us old timers when DJ meant something different it has to be John Peel and Annie Nightingale! Going back even further when the radio was everything it was Kenny Everett, Johnnie Walker, and others but now I feel every one of my 70 years so I'll stop there.

DJ EZ deserves more love here.

Not especially my kind of music (he mostly plays london-style garage), but his skills are next level. A rare example of someone utilising digital turntable technology to do things you can't do with analogue turntables rather than being a fucking lazy dj.

also Optimo, Glasgow's finest!

A. skillz kills

dj hixxy

Sasha for me. Northern Exposure still sounds better than most of what's out now. Carl Cox is the obvious shout though and nobody sane would argue with it.

Dunno but this Sonny Fodera album is one of the best.

TDV FTW!

Simon DK and all the DiY crew. Smokies too.

Would need a pretty good shield though

an up to date version

Still think we should save this planet first, and later on looking forward the other 💨💨

saved from humans? looks like something is on the job.

He's superb, as was Kurusawa. Influenced so many different genres and film makers.

How many people have watched Yojimbo stoned and realised halfway through that it's completely ripped off for A Fistful Of Dollars, scene by scene?

Hey Rux

If you're into Chambara movies there is a Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo movie!

Not my favourite Zatoichi movie but an interesting encounter.

I'll have to check it out dude!

As I said not the best Zatoichi but nice to see those two cross paths (and swords!).

Another classic Chambara movie with Mifune is Sword of Doom - check it out.

Have you seen the 'Babycart' movies? 2 of them were spliced together to make Shogun Assassin. Utterly insane sword fighting in that. He kills an army in one of the films, and it doesn't look unconvincing. One-on-one fights are usually over in seconds with one or two strikes, which is probably much closer to reality. Be wary of an old swordsman...

witcha

Quite possibly very off tangent but there’s a playstation game called ghost of Tsushima and they have a graphic setting called Kurosawa mode which is a setting that turns the game into a black-and-white experience inspired by the legendary filmmaker Akira Kurosawa, it also muffles and tweaks the sound to mimic 1950s cinema speaker technology. Very cool experience stoned to the gills

Find all the foxes...

Do you think he should get an Oscar?

You troll who always upset people what would you know of kurusawa. Better stick to your guns

Do you think you should get an Oscar?

timing couldnt be better culturally

Throne of blood is fucking genius full stop

The Pen Pipe! Just turn the metal tip into a bowl brah

Holy shit! Did that in school 15+ years ago. Do kids even have pens at school anymore!?!?!

I bought a device on eBay that screws onto almost any bottle, turning it into a bong. When the bong water gets nasty just throw the bottle away and attach it to a new bottle. It's not completely DIY but it still has some merit nonetheless. Besides, nobody likes dealing with bong water and it's easier to hide when compared to a regular bong.

People we need to turn our bottles into bongs!

where were you . Back in the day I remember so many times we could have used this. why didnt we ever think of this. lol.. love it. thankyou

When we were little the wikihow salesman used to come door to door with books like this

Not a bong

and this is not the Hacker News, chill.

At least he didn't downvote and turn it all grey

Bit heavy on the toxins but will get you there in times of need.

Thats incredible haha

Consider the Apple Bong.

Dude if Apple made a bong...

It would cost 500 bucks and be worth it

Toilet paper bong is the other end of the market

That they would sell newer versions of there Bong every few months. That cost more then the last one and has miner improvements. Auto makers found it didn't work for them but it has worked for Apple

Dude I thought this but you gotta see the new green one

you mean worth shit mean while we have this https://stundenglass.com/

It would be the most overpriced worthless bong. Haha

Cut the bottom off a 2 litre bottle of pop, stick it in a bucket of water, use a milk bottle foil cap to to make a cap and fill with weed. Light it and pull up. Make sure you press down as you inhale.

Ahhh the old bucket method. Takes me back to the 90s that one!

We used to do these with a cheap bottle of pop from Kwik Save, a foil KitKat wrapper, and then go to the local park and subtlely make use of the penny wish fountain!

The good old days! 😂😂

Cheers BB 😊👍

we once used a drinking fountin bottle, a speaker grill (for gauze) and pulled it in a m8's bath ...lmao

If you mean best and don't mind finding some tubing and drilling you will have something that beats most expensive bongs

Haha awesome

Try, a 500 ML soda bottle + a few inches of garden hose + cake icing socket... voila !! Homemade shotgun bong

Shit that works!

just need a soda can and a pin make a can pipe

Similar to what we done back in the day!

The bottle and small pipe combo is the most quality and convenience I have ever had the high honor to imbibe.

You take a real simple weed pipe, metal or glass, and stick it in the mouth of the bottle.

If the bottle is plastic use any sharp object to stick a hole at the base.

Hold the bottle horizontally, put a straw in that hole and prepare for a monstrosity of a hit.

If it's a glass bottle you need something super sharp for the hole at the bottom, the tip of a strong knife or an ice pick does the job easily.

Water is optional, you don't need and its hard to balance. The best part of this is no cleanup, chuck the bottle when you are done, imagine a bong with a disposable chamber, that's what you got now bro.

I think what you have there is a DIY steam roller, I had one of these and loved it, yes water is totally optional its the expansion that does the magic and water is almost guaranteed to make a mess.

Pringles tube!!

can make joint or burning Bong, put ice cube in base of it..

Delish and mouth piece is big and makes air tight seal on my fat cheeks 👌

Some genius Bong ingenuity here!
Another pro cannabis point proven from this topic alone:

You give smokers a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke it with and suddenly they become engineers! Brilliant. : D

My special skill is that I can McGyver a bong out of almost anything.

Basically, as long as you have tin foil you can do anything. Make pipes: a few wraps, tight around a pencil, seal with scotchtape lengthways. Fan out the end before doing so. Tear a circle of tinfoil, and a pin ("anyone wearing a badge?"), open the back page of an unloved book, place the foil on the paper, and tap the pin up and down repeatedly and you have a perfectly serviceable gauze that you can poke in the end of your fanned pipe.

I prefer not to smoke out of anything plastic. Just seems like we know not to burn plastic in the outdoors, so keep that shit away from your lungs, right?

Fruit has always been a friend for the thrown together party bong. Watermelon is obviously beautifully carvable. Always thought a papaya, with its natural internal chamber and a couple of pipes would probably be viable. Poke holes into the fruit with a screwdriver or, if you don't have one, a pencil or pen.

Finally, you can make an incredible ice bong, but it's a faff. Get two barbeque skewers. Place them in a pint glass, of water with the ends 10cm from the bottom of the glass. I made an inverted kind of A frame with some tinfoil to hold them. If you do the same, keep the crossbar out of the water. Freeze the glass.

Boil the kettle. Use a combination of twisting and pulling to extract the metal skewers. Then, tilt so that one side is facing down over a sink and slowly pour boiling water into the holes. Eventually, you'll have a bong. Make a tin foil gauze. Smoke like a muthafking champion.

Bag bong-get a 2 litre pop bottle cut bottom of,then attach a pedal bin bag to the bottom where its cut of with tape,then attach a length of string to the bottom of the bag so you can pull it to draw the smoke in,then cut a hole in the cap and make a bowl with some foil,put holes in with a pin-done.

Put your choice of cannabis in the bowl when lighting it have your foot on the string and pull up,the smoke will enter the bottle as the bag is drawn out.

Unscrew the lid and inhale ALL the smoke,hold,then blow it back in and pull on the string again so it fills up again,repeat until all the smoke is gone.

You will be high as fuck.
Some call these a lung.

These are what we grew up on as kids smoking awful soap bar hash 🤣 we called it a ‘lungo’ where we were from.

I’ll never forget that a 15mm socket fits perfectly into a coke bottle lol

Anyone remember the toilet roll and foil pipe?

The old bottle bongs never let me down 😂 hard times brother you’ll get through it

Old skool budget way! If you know you know 😜

Ps - Buck & foil 😜

We have only tried the Apple bong. It’s very interesting

We made a coconut one once, didn't last long.
My goto was
Plastic Plumbing down pipe
Aerosol can lid that fitted snugly.
Bluetack or silicone around the base to help keep it airtight
Electrical tape on the outside at the top of the can lid, again to keep airtight
Copper plumbing pipe, with a connector on the end for the bowl.
Made a hole in the plumbing tube, heated up with a lighter, you can push the copper tube through.
More bluetack/ tape or silicone around that area so it was airtight.
Rush hole about an inch above and to the side.
Finally name it, we always called them Billy.

All items provided by grandparents garages!

nice way to get poisioned from the copper

Someone should get on to Carlsberg. Currently, Carlsberg don't make bongs but if they did, they'd probably be the best bongs in the world

Small Fanta bottle, they're already the right shape. Lighter to make holes on front and back in the right places for a rush/carb and a downpipe. Then use a bit of garden hose for downpipe with a bit off a socket set in the end to use as a cylinder cone. Then either a circle cutting from the metal gauze in a coffee percolator as a screen, or a piece of foil with some pin holes in, or just a small ball of foil. Schmoke it up in style, all for the price of a small bottle of Fanta. 💚💦

The simplest bong/pipe I made was a used can of coke.Dent the can enough to rest weed on and put pinholes in it, simples!

Some of my favourite emergency methods...and I consider myself a bit of an expert...
Pop a L shape hole through an apple, carrott or similar using a kebab stick, scoop out a cone with your fingernail. Chuff away.
"Pin ups" Flip a badge on it's back stick a lump of hash on it, ignite and stick any glass over the top. Slide the glass to the edge of a table and suck the cooled contents out of the gap.
Bamboo Bong - Made by Thai locals in seconds with a couple of swipes of a machete. Scoop some water from a stream and your off.
Papaya stem (hollow with a coney end) straight into a cola bottle seal the neck with your lips and finger. Hey presto. Indonesian bong.

A milk bottle