I have become very familiar with this message from RM in my time ordering with this seller, roughly a year of £200 average orders per month. Usually I chase up the order and it will arrive after a week, I keep coming back because the products are very good and next day delivery is not a huge concern for me, I just want to know my order will arrive without fuss.
Unfortunately there seems to be this problem with every order and most recently my messages are not being read or responded to, if there is a delay I don't mind I just want clarification so I don't have to keep checking a royal mail page with no update and checking on here to see if I have had a response, that is the key this time, there has been no communication at all even though the seller has been online.
I ordered Wednesday 7th October, RM states today (Tuesday 13th October) "were expecting it"
I have sent 3 messages to seller in past week that have not been responded to.
I have advised I will be raising as a dispute if I do not get a response now and unfortunately I will need to use a new vendor, something I had been putting off because of the quality of this vendors products, but as I am sure is the case with many of you little biggers, you don't want to be in a position without your medicine, as I am now and don't have free flowing cash to just order more.
Communication is key.

Placed an order on Wednesday evening. Monday is now over and my package still has no update. With no response from seller

We Are Looking For 3 to 5 Biggers That Are Experts In The Hash Game to Recieve And Review Some Of Our New Hash Range 🔥🔥 (Static , Bubble , La Mousse)

If you think you match this description then shoot us a Message and we will Get Something sorted Out For You 🍫🔥

We will also be giving a few free samples in any hash orders over the next 24-48hours 😉
TA420 🙌

We are looking to branch out into some new products in the coming weeks and would really like the opinion of our customers and the LB community on what they would like to see?

all suggestions are massively appreciated :)

-TheAlchemist

The alchemist was kind enough to send me some samples...
*mango mousse- super fine clean pollen. I like the cali mousse brand & this is definitely tiers above that! Would buy some more hopefully they add larger amounts.

*super boof static- this is so good, I've only had statics a few times & its the finest I've had. Insane tropical flavour & mad strong in a big j

I needed a sit down after that so I'm trying the bubble hash today :)
Highly recommend & 100% getting some more boof when I'm paid !

Moroccan toad venom - Lovely Moroccan hash, dry sift quality. 0.25 smoked in a rizla micron with carbon filter and GV original, beautiful smoke burned evenly and tastes very nice. Vaped with Vaphit QOQ and a bit of flower, tastes even better vaped with more of a cerebral, heady high in comparison to when smoked. Bubbles down nicely.

SuperBoof static hash - Excellent bit of hash, smooth strong smoke and it tastes high quality with rich superboof terps. Again, smoked and vaped this hash, the flavour is definitely coming through more on the vape and with a sedative couchlock feel.

Mango Kush mouse - I haven’t had the chance to try but will update this post later!

The Alchemist kindly sent me a trial of the RSO, alchemy it was! An amazing body and cerebral effect. It feels strong without being overpowering. Pain levels dissipated, leaving a long lasting calm and tranquil feeling while still allowing a clear-ish head, although I slept very well too! An excellent product made with love and care. I have never had much luck with consuming edible products previously but everything I’ve had from TA has been superb. The live resin, the live oil and fudges all absolutely spectacular! This vendor is consistent with excellent quality, and absolutely fantastic products, I highly recommend!! Thank you Alchemist you are magic!

We have a small amount of live resin back in stock get it whilst it last 💨💨

Also due to work commitments are same day dispatch cut off time is now 11:30am (apologies for any inconvenience this causes ) , if you place your order after 11:30 there is still a good chance it will go out same day but just no garuntee 👍👍


RSO oil will be on menu in next couple of Days 🔥🔥


We will also be releasing the "Baked In a Mug" a 650mg Make in Microwave Cake that will Send you To Mars And Back 🌌

We’ve got something sweet coming your way 🍬

The Next 40 orders will receive one complimentary piece of our 85mg THC-infused Vanilla Fudge.

This rich, creamy treat is making its debut as a sneak peek, so keep an eye out.

Vanilla Fudge will be officially hitting the menu very soon. Don’t miss your chance to be one of the first to try it!

All orders for the next 48 hours will recieve 1 free 50mg Full spectrum capsule.🎁

All orders over $45 will receive 2 free 50mg capsules 🎁🎁

Merry Christmas

From The Alchemist 🎅

Win a pack of our new 50mg Skull Gummies(500mg per pack) (hitting the menu soon 👀💀)

If there was an official Stoner Survival Guide, what’s ONE rule that absolutely MUST be included?

Let’s build the guide together…

💬 Drop your must-have Stoner Survival Rule below 👇

Example:

“Always buy snacks BEFORE you spark up. Future-you will thank you.” 😅

🧾 Giveaway Rules:

✅ Max 2 entries per person

👤 Need 10+ unique entrants for giveaway to go ahead

🔁 If not enough entries, they roll over to next week

🎡 Winner will be chosen by spinning a random wheel next Saturday at 8PM

📢 Winner announced straight after the spin

Win a sample of our new 50mg Hybrid Capsules (50% D9 • 50% Live Resin • MCT Oil) 👀🔥

We all know a stoner with a red flag so big it needs its own warning label 😅
Let’s hear yours…

💬 What’s a STONER RED FLAG you instantly notice in someone?

Example:

“Says ‘I’m fine’ after a 100mg edible… then you don’t see them for 6 hours.” 😂

Random wheel will be spun on Friday to pick the winner👇

🎁 Prize:
A sample of our brand new 50mg Hybrid Capsules
⚡ 50% D9
🌿 50% Live Resin
🛢️ Blended with MCT oil

These things HIT. Smooth, hybrid balance, clean effects.