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U CAN HELP!! MISSING ANIMAL please help
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Hey guys
I think some mean ol guy has kicked my friend and he's went an ran away, if you see my ol buddy ol pal tell him im lost without him
He's white with white hair about 1800mm tall medium,
answers to the name 'shed smoker' or ' mr sour puss' or 'huffy-wuffy muffins' thanks guys much appreciated
lost without my buddy
I think some mean ol guy has kicked my friend and he's went an ran away, if you see my ol buddy ol pal tell him im lost without him
He's white with white hair about 1800mm tall medium,
answers to the name 'shed smoker' or ' mr sour puss' or 'huffy-wuffy muffins' thanks guys much appreciated
lost without my buddy
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
whats happnin buddy? i was worried for a bit.
Hope all's well.. It's been quiet.... TOO quiet... They can't hear you scream in space..
I hope u got a laugh at least, surprise surpise I was stoned when I wrote it. And this. And my next message.
whats happnin buddy? i was worried for a bit.
Hope all's well.. It's been quiet.... TOO quiet... They can't hear you scream in space..
I hope u got a laugh at least, surprise surpise I was stoned when I wrote it. And this. And my next message.
It is quiet...so quiet you can hear me laughing dude...you ought to know my shed is higher than space man...much higher...and almost as quiet....no screaming here man, far too unmellow for me...just beats and buds man, beats and buds... but yeah life is good my friend, I hope yours is too...
Bit concerned by the latest developments though...think about putting the pharmaceuticals where they belong man....make sure you flush twice too... stay well brother
Bit concerned by the latest developments though...think about putting the pharmaceuticals where they belong man....make sure you flush twice too... stay well brother
Im a middle aged man who sits in a shed getting stoned, im clearly not going through a midlife crisis and I will happily recommend a scammer vendor haha
It's all making sense now buddy...the pills...the multiple accounts (personalities?...)...the real strange dm's, the obsessive behaviours, that unshakeable grudge from having been wronged by SD (god, I bet you lie awake screwing about that still...) Ahhh....ok...I see....
It's all good man, I understand...life can be hard brother but it's about having more good days than bad ones...
Stay well buddy, try and stay off the state sponsored drugs, they aren't designed to help man...
It's all good man, I understand...life can be hard brother but it's about having more good days than bad ones...
Stay well buddy, try and stay off the state sponsored drugs, they aren't designed to help man...
Multiple accounts lol and messaging to warn about scammers is strange, what do you expect when your calling people trolls for stating FACTS. You tried twisting the messages saying i randomly messaged you showing weed but you forgot to mention the whole conversation. And when you are a middleaged man sitting in a shed getting stoned something is not right lol, get a job man. I messaged you to explain why i was calling ron out but you tried to twist it lol you made it obvious to some users that you had some involement with Ronald thats not me making multiple accounts haha.
Middle aged? Lol...far past that buddy...
Get a job? What? I got to go back to work again?? Man...far past that too...
I literally have nothing to do except smoke weed man... you and your ma are likely contributing to it unless you're jobless yourselves...
Oh and if I can be bothered later I will screenshot some of the mad shit you have sent me for a laugh....'forgot to mention the whole converation'? lol... have at it man, I really don't remember it making any sense at the time and I'm sure it still doesn't now...
Ron - if you ever do pop in for a read - wish you were still here man..you had bomb weed and used to love fucking with this fool lol....
Get a job? What? I got to go back to work again?? Man...far past that too...
I literally have nothing to do except smoke weed man... you and your ma are likely contributing to it unless you're jobless yourselves...
Oh and if I can be bothered later I will screenshot some of the mad shit you have sent me for a laugh....'forgot to mention the whole converation'? lol... have at it man, I really don't remember it making any sense at the time and I'm sure it still doesn't now...
Ron - if you ever do pop in for a read - wish you were still here man..you had bomb weed and used to love fucking with this fool lol....
You wished a scammer was here, you probably are ron. You are still trying to justify defending a scammer haha where is ron now. Was i wrong about ron haha. You have nothing to do but smoke weed what a dosser lol
Another thing is if you dont think someone sharing peoples addresses isnt scummy it shows the type of person you are just remember you have a family and karma is a bitch
It shows who the real trolls are, and i will catch any scammer out if i can not just your best pal Ronald
Just as a guidance note for innocent bystanders...
- Rastaman is bulletpr00f and multiple other users. He takes prescription drugs to control his mood. I guess sometimes he runs out as he ocassionally loses his shit all over Lb as seen above...
- Rastaman got ripped off/doxed once by Sweetdreamz and has never got over it
- Rastaman is insistent that a now departed vendor Ronald1776 was a scammer...I still beg to differ
- Rastaman literally thinks he is the Miss Marple of Lb but he is honestly a proper Keystone Cop...the number of mad accusations this dude has spat out in his time...hilarious...at one point I was 2 vendors and another user... I think the only people with more madshit accusations against them on here are Smee and Sidetracked...
Anyway...I'm going to let him chat to himself for a while here now...it gets boring real quick dealing with a total loon...
- Rastaman is bulletpr00f and multiple other users. He takes prescription drugs to control his mood. I guess sometimes he runs out as he ocassionally loses his shit all over Lb as seen above...
- Rastaman got ripped off/doxed once by Sweetdreamz and has never got over it
- Rastaman is insistent that a now departed vendor Ronald1776 was a scammer...I still beg to differ
- Rastaman literally thinks he is the Miss Marple of Lb but he is honestly a proper Keystone Cop...the number of mad accusations this dude has spat out in his time...hilarious...at one point I was 2 vendors and another user... I think the only people with more madshit accusations against them on here are Smee and Sidetracked...
Anyway...I'm going to let him chat to himself for a while here now...it gets boring real quick dealing with a total loon...
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GUESS THE WIND & WIN 28G
Hi Dudes
The first competition went down very well and I cannot believe the amount of people two entered. So I thought why not do another one... This time for the wind speed.
The closest estimate to the average wind speed (Meters per second) recorded in London on Sunday 14th will win an ounce.
For example average wind speed was 10.9 M/S last Sunday, so the winner would have been the closest to this number.
If multiple people guess the same number and they win, the ounce will be split accordingly. Entries will finish at 13:00 on Saturday 13th.
I hope this makes sense lol
Good Luck & Stay Blessed
Results will be determined from the data uploaded on
https://www.meteocentre.co.uk/historical-weather/london
The first competition went down very well and I cannot believe the amount of people two entered. So I thought why not do another one... This time for the wind speed.
The closest estimate to the average wind speed (Meters per second) recorded in London on Sunday 14th will win an ounce.
For example average wind speed was 10.9 M/S last Sunday, so the winner would have been the closest to this number.
If multiple people guess the same number and they win, the ounce will be split accordingly. Entries will finish at 13:00 on Saturday 13th.
I hope this makes sense lol
Good Luck & Stay Blessed
Results will be determined from the data uploaded on
https://www.meteocentre.co.uk/historical-weather/london
bloody hell Buds totally original!
I'll guess:
2.7 m/s
(posted 02.30am 12/06/26)
GL everyone : )
I'll guess:
2.7 m/s
(posted 02.30am 12/06/26)
GL everyone : )
4.20 M/s
11/06/26 15:29
Thanks for the generous giveaway, great idea for a competition as well.
11/06/26 15:29
Thanks for the generous giveaway, great idea for a competition as well.
Brother Buddha back with another one!
Im gonna go 10.8
06:45 10/06/2026
Stay blessed brother
Im gonna go 10.8
06:45 10/06/2026
Stay blessed brother
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Stealth vape 2.0 *GIVEAWAY*
dado prso
XD :D ;_;
Stealth vape 2.0 *GIVEAWAY*
Really happy the feedback has been positive on the new vapes.
Had some really good interactions with a recent giveaway so have decided it’s my stealthy baby’s time to shine.
I love all the creative competitions going on at the moment but I’ll keep it simple. Reply with the name of your favourite forgotten footballer (I’ll accept celebs if you’re not a footy fan)
Draw will take place via random.org on Sunday night 03.12 at 8pm.
Had some really good interactions with a recent giveaway so have decided it’s my stealthy baby’s time to shine.
I love all the creative competitions going on at the moment but I’ll keep it simple. Reply with the name of your favourite forgotten footballer (I’ll accept celebs if you’re not a footy fan)
Draw will take place via random.org on Sunday night 03.12 at 8pm.
Davie Cooper
not a football fan but my dad was and he took me to the games and we went to Davie Coopers testimonial.
not a football fan but my dad was and he took me to the games and we went to Davie Coopers testimonial.
A footballer? A celebrity? A legend.
Facts. Sadly missed and as we all know it’s all gone completely to shit since his death.
Rest in power big guy.
Number 15
Facts. Sadly missed and as we all know it’s all gone completely to shit since his death.
Rest in power big guy.
Number 15
My god the pace and excitement of young Owen made me think England would start winning World Cup knock out games again.
Also underrated as a pundit and no doubt a decent guy too.
Number 13
Also underrated as a pundit and no doubt a decent guy too.
Number 13
If we're talking best players then Dennis Bergkamp. As for forgotten players I'd have to go with Michael Thomas, I'll never forget him, but he was responsible for the greatest end to a season there will ever be and he's not exactly a household name.
Thomas has his place in history it took until AGUEEEEERO for anyone to come close.
Number 18
Number 18
Matthews is one I wish I’d seen. No way there’s that much hype if it’s not justified 🙏🏻
Number 10
Number 10
Dave Mackay, a legend at Heart Of Midlothian and Tottenham Hotspur.
Also Drew Busby played for Heart Of Midlothian FC.
RIP.
Also Drew Busby played for Heart Of Midlothian FC.
RIP.
Mackay was an absolute legend. A name that deserves to be remembered forever!
Number 9.
Number 9.
I've had the pleasure of being in Dave's company and listening to some of his stories, what a guy he is, and as you say "a legend and a name that deserves to be remembered forever" RIP ❤️❤️
There’s one knobhead in Croydon that will never forget the king!
Not sure I feel the same about his music though!
Number 5
Not sure I feel the same about his music though!
Number 5
Never saw him play, but read the book about him, amazing read…..Robin Friday…Reading FC…..from what I read could have been up there with best of them but for his demons……massively recommend reading the book, specially if you are a football fan….
Heard the name a lot, this is deffo worth a look. This passage alone jumps out “ Following a number of incidents, on and off the field—including kicking Mark Lawrenson in the face mid-game ” I think we’ve all fancied that before.
Number 3.
Number 3.
Back when foreign talent was genuinely exciting. Imagine being so good you made Middlesbrough glamorous!
Number 34
Number 34
I’ll start going all ‘old man’ and ‘not like it used to be’ if we start talking about that big beautiful bastard.
Number 22
Number 22
If you settle on Ginola I’ll fix it for you to win.
That man did things to me in the 90’s that still confuse me now 🥰The fact that he’s become a meditation and wellness guru on some sort of French commune just makes me love him more. I’m sure he lurks LB looking for smoke 😂
Number 4
That man did things to me in the 90’s that still confuse me now 🥰The fact that he’s become a meditation and wellness guru on some sort of French commune just makes me love him more. I’m sure he lurks LB looking for smoke 😂
Number 4
😂😂😂 genuinely had me laughing out aloud.
The guy had men having the cleanest hair for a while!
Bring back Ginola 😂😂
The guy had men having the cleanest hair for a while!
Bring back Ginola 😂😂
The streets 😂😂😂
That’s a classic name. Right up there with zoltan Gera.
Number 7
That’s a classic name. Right up there with zoltan Gera.
Number 7
Google returns this gem:
Off the pitch, Garrincha partied as hard as he played. He is said to have lost his virginity aged 12, to a goat. Later he drove over his father while drunk.
Say no more 🤐
Number 8
Off the pitch, Garrincha partied as hard as he played. He is said to have lost his virginity aged 12, to a goat. Later he drove over his father while drunk.
Say no more 🤐
Number 8
Congrats CLEARH20.
Winner with number 45.
Thank you so much everyone for all your blasts from the past!!
I’ll run another comp next week as this has been so much fun.
Next time I’ll keep
It within prove it borgs rules 🙏🏻
Winner with number 45.
Thank you so much everyone for all your blasts from the past!!
I’ll run another comp next week as this has been so much fun.
Next time I’ll keep
It within prove it borgs rules 🙏🏻
Just a reminder due to the intervention of ‘prove-it’ Borg the result of todays draw will be decided by the score of the first batsman dismissed in the West Indies v England cricket match starting at 13:30 GMT.
England win the toss and bat first so keep your eyes peeled on the first wicket down and your number in the draw.
If by some miracle the score goes beyond our final entrant we’ll go back around.
England win the toss and bat first so keep your eyes peeled on the first wicket down and your number in the draw.
If by some miracle the score goes beyond our final entrant we’ll go back around.
Johnny Ekstrom, that guy could hit ‘em! Always remember him from European ties in the mid 80’s for Gothenburg. Used to always be him in the playground!
For me, it's gotta be Wayne Rooney. Ever since I found out we're slightly related, his games connect with me so much more. Legend.
Ronaldo Nazário and Ronaldinho were popular in the mid 2000s and I used to collect stickers and exchange them with my class mates. I miss those times
Emile Heskey. Legend of the game. The only man who can hit the bar at point blank range in front of an open goal. Legend.
Be fair though, no one plays ‘big man’ in the big man/little man formation we used to be obsessed with like Emile.
Number 59
Number 59
Anderson #8 for united when they won the ucl in 2008.
Loved his attitude, sort of made me love Fergie even more playing him so much even tho he was a joker 😁
Loved his attitude, sort of made me love Fergie even more playing him so much even tho he was a joker 😁
I’m the same with that sport but that man transcended rugby. Everyone knew about Johnny.
Number 53
Number 53
I’d forgotten all about him to be honest. Seems he made an early start in the Middle East.
Number 54
Number 54
I forgot. Hugo Sanchez. 38goals in one season in Madrid. ALL of them after first touch. Unbelievable.
What a highlight reel. Thanks for that. I didn’t know much about him and for a second was expecting jorge campos and his mental kits.
There’s a parallel universe somewhere that hoddle and waddle are bigger pop stars than the Beatles and I bet there’s less war there!
Number 45
Number 45
Hey dude:
Phil Salt - out for 45.
You’re our winner.
Message me your address and I’ll get the vape out to you asap.
Congrats.
Phil Salt - out for 45.
You’re our winner.
Message me your address and I’ll get the vape out to you asap.
Congrats.
Thanks Rocketdogronnie
much appreciated mate
I’m so happy 😀 me and waddle won 🏆
👍I might get a mullet
much appreciated mate
I’m so happy 😀 me and waddle won 🏆
👍I might get a mullet
I'm not really a football fan, but my favorite actor is Peter Capaldi. Many thanks for the giveaway. Good luck to all!
No one, and I mean no one can insult someone like Malcolm tucker. Honestly it’s Shakespearean.
Number 43
Number 43
I bought an Italy shirt because of baggio and our inability to qualify for ‘94.
Lotta love for that man.
Number 42
Lotta love for that man.
Number 42
https://www.random.org/
Draw to be done Sunday 3rd December at 8pm gmt with a time stamped screenshot to authenticate.
Draw to be done Sunday 3rd December at 8pm gmt with a time stamped screenshot to authenticate.
No idea how to do this I’m afraid.
So how about this-
Number now corresponds to the total runs scored by the opening batter in West Indies v England this Sunday (dec 3) at 13:30. In the event of a duck (0) the next batters score will Be taken.
I.e England bat first, England’s no1 scores 42 runs. Number 42 wins.
Easier? No. Able to fix it? Also no.
So how about this-
Number now corresponds to the total runs scored by the opening batter in West Indies v England this Sunday (dec 3) at 13:30. In the event of a duck (0) the next batters score will Be taken.
I.e England bat first, England’s no1 scores 42 runs. Number 42 wins.
Easier? No. Able to fix it? Also no.
Ooh, buffy. Probably top 5, somewhere after David Ginola, when it comes to my 90’s crushes 😂
Number 38
Number 38
There’s not a day goes by that I don’t think about what could’ve been for sicknote and his giant chin 🥰
Number 31
Number 31
Honestly underrated, always good for a high profile mistake but generally sold as.
Number 30
Number 30
Very diplomatic of you but i was just trying to think of the funniest answer, id say he was underated too to be fair, but not by much 😂
I used to be a goalkeeper so know how 89 minutes worth of hard work can disappear in a second while you’re thinking about what to have for dinner instead of coming for a cross. I had a soft spot for the big lad at the point it went from funny to downright painful!
Poor old Beardsley can’t be separated from the athletico mince version for me! Poached eggs and puffa jackets.
Number 27
Number 27
Old big 'ead. 251 league goals in 274 matches with two England caps. Form is temporary. Then 2 European cups back to back. Class is permanent.
They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.
Number 26
Number 26
Batistuta - the sight of him flying though the air with his long flowing locks. A sight to behold!
Loved Sunday afternoons lying hungover and stoned watching the Italian football on Channel 4. Good times.
Loved Sunday afternoons lying hungover and stoned watching the Italian football on Channel 4. Good times.
That baggy purple shirt and the rockets in his boots. Superb.
Made James Richardson look up from his espresso with doe eyes
Number 21
Made James Richardson look up from his espresso with doe eyes
Number 21
What I like about him, is he's something of a "journeyman" and scored a crucial goal for his local team.
Solid, nothing flashy, but dependable. And his reward was that one, winning goal.
And he continued his career in the grassroots of the game and comes across as just a really nice guy, a decent human being.
Solid, nothing flashy, but dependable. And his reward was that one, winning goal.
And he continued his career in the grassroots of the game and comes across as just a really nice guy, a decent human being.
Jimmy “Jinky” Johnstone
The 2nd best footballer to grace the green green grass of Glasgow and a European cup winner 🏆
The 2nd best footballer to grace the green green grass of Glasgow and a European cup winner 🏆
And not just any European cup. Lisbon lions.
I love the nickname ‘kinky’ because a quick google of his picture and I can almost see his hips in action. Quality.
Number 14
I love the nickname ‘kinky’ because a quick google of his picture and I can almost see his hips in action. Quality.
Number 14
1st being the king of kings Henrick Larson.
Purchased for £650K by Celtic.
Can’t think of a better bang for buck player.
Wonder what he would be worth in todays transfer market 🤔
Purchased for £650K by Celtic.
Can’t think of a better bang for buck player.
Wonder what he would be worth in todays transfer market 🤔
Top bloke as well if I remember correctly. Standing by the dockers was a class act. I think he got into more trouble for that than snorting the white line in celebration 🍾
Number 12
Number 12
Begrudging agreement with old bevis!!!
The touch for the legendary goal against Newcastle will never be repeated!
Number 17
The touch for the legendary goal against Newcastle will never be repeated!
Number 17
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solidity + solana pay + chainlink smart contract ($6,000 + bonus)
pyth network? if its solana
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solidity + solana pay + chainlink smart contract ($6,000 + bonus)
This project creates a working proof of concept for a new little biggy payment processor, using USD stable coins on the Solana blockchain. You will:
1 Create a detailed technical specification for the project. You obtain provisional test credentials for the Chainlink and Solana api's, analyze the documentation, determine the necessary fxs and test them. We award $1,500 upon completion.
2 Oracle Functions
Using Chainlink or the Solana SDK create oracles from the littlebiggy api for
- order identifier
- default release date
- default (seller's) release-to address
- new release-to addresses (in event of refund or dispute settlement). We award $1,000 upon completion.
3 Use Solidity, Solana Pay, Solana Blockchain to
write a smart contract that upon directions from oracle above:
- generates a new invoice address and
a unique identifier (b) linking to a Transaction
- sends payments as specified by little biggy api.
We release $3,500 upon completion.
The developer will be eligible for an additional bonus after completion. This reflects unanticipated work, changes, quality and speed. A successful project is eligible for an additional 5,000 in bonuses.
These funds are payable in USDT and can be escrowed as a little biggy item or with the service of the developer's choice.
1 Create a detailed technical specification for the project. You obtain provisional test credentials for the Chainlink and Solana api's, analyze the documentation, determine the necessary fxs and test them. We award $1,500 upon completion.
2 Oracle Functions
Using Chainlink or the Solana SDK create oracles from the littlebiggy api for
- order identifier
- default release date
- default (seller's) release-to address
- new release-to addresses (in event of refund or dispute settlement). We award $1,000 upon completion.
3 Use Solidity, Solana Pay, Solana Blockchain to
write a smart contract that upon directions from oracle above:
- generates a new invoice address and
a unique identifier (b) linking to a Transaction
- sends payments as specified by little biggy api.
We release $3,500 upon completion.
The developer will be eligible for an additional bonus after completion. This reflects unanticipated work, changes, quality and speed. A successful project is eligible for an additional 5,000 in bonuses.
These funds are payable in USDT and can be escrowed as a little biggy item or with the service of the developer's choice.
some helpful links
https://blog.chain.link/apis-smart-contracts-and-how-to-connect-them/
https://solanapay.com/ (includes supporting wallets)
https://solana.com/news/solana-pay-autonomous-case-study
https://docs.chain.link/any-api/introduction
https://docs.chain.link/chainlink-nodes/external-adapters/external-adapters
https://squads.so/protocol
https://blog.chain.link/apis-smart-contracts-and-how-to-connect-them/
https://solanapay.com/ (includes supporting wallets)
https://solana.com/news/solana-pay-autonomous-case-study
https://docs.chain.link/any-api/introduction
https://docs.chain.link/chainlink-nodes/external-adapters/external-adapters
https://squads.so/protocol
thanks for your consideration does pyth support external adapters or something equivalent to bring in the data?
This is great I'm all for something like this, are you wanting a stablecoin, or just a way for LB to integrate Sol payments? Not massively helpful but I have got some Sepolia Testnet eth (worth $0) but don't mind sending it to someone if it would help with their testing, although that's obviously Ethereum not Solana.
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When you have few accounts on LB and same address registered it will come up with that message
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Cheapest coin??
old msg. kraken & coinbase all i trust.
Cheapest coin??
Currently using coinbase to buy BTC, is there anywhere cheaper?? Cheers guys
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help with quiz
coinbase has a KYC law in place which means they know exactly who you are and keep records on it for the government, and they could work out who you a…
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anybody got a free time? try completing this if you got Coinbase app. will be an easy way earning a few coins by just answering quizzes. easy money! I have earned £16 just by answering quizzes in the last 10 minutes! legit i swear!
https://coinbase.com/earn/comp/invite/d254kp71
https://coinbase.com/earn/comp/invite/d254kp71
coinbase has a KYC law in place which means they know exactly who you are and keep records on it for the government, and they could work out who you are from the referral code.
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