$80,075 - 10:13 am - 02/06/2026
I have been looking to buy a house with period features.
My girlfriend hates it when I call her that.
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My girlfriend hates it when I call her that.
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Shrooms, Statics & $1,700 Giveaway
$69124 btc 10/06/26 @ 12:52pm
I asked the mrs what she wanted for her bday. She said something shiny tht goes from 0-100 real quick.
So I bought h…
Shrooms, Statics & $1,700 Giveaway
Please read the competition rules below carefully!
New Stock Alert;
4 Divine Shrooms
2 New TLC Statics with 4 flavours
Iceolator Hash
Full Restock on our legendary Cali Gold Full Melts
New stock;
Shrooms;
Torque Albino
Monkey Business
Bluey Vuitton
Redboy Classic
TLC Statics;
TLC Static Hash 130/73u - Static Sift
Georgia Pie
Gelato Runtz
TLC Static Hash 130/73u - Single Source Drysift
Truffle Sundae
Grape Sorbet
Cali Gold Full Melt Statics 90/120u;
Candy Chrome
Double Runtz
Guava Runtz
Slurricane
Icelator Hash- 210u
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Up for grabs $1700 in store credit!
10 X $170 PRIZES
How to enter and how this contest is provably fair
Comment on this post what you think BTC price will be on in USD$ on 26/06/2026, your comment must include BTC price and DATE & TIME and a VERY FUNNY JOKE
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Example
$98,355 - 13/05/2026 - 21:29 (ADD YOUR OWN DATE)
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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Last entry will be 23/06/2026
Winners will be revealed on 30/06/2026
Prize will be chosen by the closest guess in order.
Best of luck to all with the comp
Lots of Love
The Green Team X
New Stock Alert;
4 Divine Shrooms
2 New TLC Statics with 4 flavours
Iceolator Hash
Full Restock on our legendary Cali Gold Full Melts
New stock;
Shrooms;
Torque Albino
Monkey Business
Bluey Vuitton
Redboy Classic
TLC Statics;
TLC Static Hash 130/73u - Static Sift
Georgia Pie
Gelato Runtz
TLC Static Hash 130/73u - Single Source Drysift
Truffle Sundae
Grape Sorbet
Cali Gold Full Melt Statics 90/120u;
Candy Chrome
Double Runtz
Guava Runtz
Slurricane
Icelator Hash- 210u
---------
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Up for grabs $1700 in store credit!
10 X $170 PRIZES
How to enter and how this contest is provably fair
Comment on this post what you think BTC price will be on in USD$ on 26/06/2026, your comment must include BTC price and DATE & TIME and a VERY FUNNY JOKE
====
Example
$98,355 - 13/05/2026 - 21:29 (ADD YOUR OWN DATE)
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
=====
Last entry will be 23/06/2026
Winners will be revealed on 30/06/2026
Prize will be chosen by the closest guess in order.
Best of luck to all with the comp
Lots of Love
The Green Team X
72,368 - 11/06/2026 - 22:08
Did you hear about the guy who's afraid of escalators? He takes steps to avoid them.
Did you hear about the guy who's afraid of escalators? He takes steps to avoid them.
$67,420 - 11/06/26 - 20:15
A bloke goes to the doctor and says, "doc, every morning at 7am I take a massive dump." The doctor says, "sounds healthy." The bloke replies, "yeah, but I don't wake up until 8."
A bloke goes to the doctor and says, "doc, every morning at 7am I take a massive dump." The doctor says, "sounds healthy." The bloke replies, "yeah, but I don't wake up until 8."
$69124 btc 10/06/26 @ 12:52pm
I asked the mrs what she wanted for her bday. She said something shiny tht goes from 0-100 real quick.
So I bought her a scale for the bathroom
I asked the mrs what she wanted for her bday. She said something shiny tht goes from 0-100 real quick.
So I bought her a scale for the bathroom
$66,500 - 22/06/2026 - 22:53
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
Courtesy of my Girlfriend.
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
Courtesy of my Girlfriend.
$63,795 22/06 13:13
Why cant you see a camel in the desert?
Because of his camelflage
Stay blessed TGT
Why cant you see a camel in the desert?
Because of his camelflage
Stay blessed TGT
$67897
17\06\26
@ 20.16
It’s pretty strange, doctors are now prescribing cannabis for arthritis sufferers…
I mean, the definition of arthritis is “inflammation of the joints”
Thanks TGT :)
17\06\26
@ 20.16
It’s pretty strange, doctors are now prescribing cannabis for arthritis sufferers…
I mean, the definition of arthritis is “inflammation of the joints”
Thanks TGT :)
$64239 01:40 13 June
What’s the meaning of indefinitely?
It’s when my balls are touching your arse, that’s when I’m in…definitely!
What’s the meaning of indefinitely?
It’s when my balls are touching your arse, that’s when I’m in…definitely!
$63,800 - 23:34 - 12/6/26
One day I came across a man playing his guitar with a pool Que and so I asked him what on earth he was doing !?
He replied simply.. playing Acoustic.
Thanks TGT X
One day I came across a man playing his guitar with a pool Que and so I asked him what on earth he was doing !?
He replied simply.. playing Acoustic.
Thanks TGT X
Why did the joint go to school........... To get a higher education (80's joke🤣I know nothing else funny.....haha)
$74,333🤞
12/06/25@17:33
$74,333🤞
12/06/25@17:33
$79.141.
11/06/26.@22.36.
My stoner neighbors got divorced, but it's okay because they got joint custody.
11/06/26.@22.36.
My stoner neighbors got divorced, but it's okay because they got joint custody.
$59,000 - 11/06/2026 - 22:31
I took an epileptic girl to a rave once. I jokingly told her, “This place has rave reviews”, but she just rolled her eyes at me.
I took an epileptic girl to a rave once. I jokingly told her, “This place has rave reviews”, but she just rolled her eyes at me.
$68,018 11-6-26 @ 8:53am
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts.
Thank you and good luck all
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts.
Thank you and good luck all
74,378 dollars
07.42 11.06.26
What's got a 1000 legs and scares baby insects?
A Millipaedophile
07.42 11.06.26
What's got a 1000 legs and scares baby insects?
A Millipaedophile
$66,420
14:41 10/06/2026
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom… and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European
14:41 10/06/2026
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom… and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European
$69,988.88
10/06/26
Old bloke sitting on a train, girl gets on sits in front of him, bloke leans forward and says excuse me can I smell your feet? Girl is horrified says no no you can't! Bloke says oh, must be your fanny then
10/06/26
Old bloke sitting on a train, girl gets on sits in front of him, bloke leans forward and says excuse me can I smell your feet? Girl is horrified says no no you can't! Bloke says oh, must be your fanny then
$68,500 BTC on 26/06/2026.
10/06/2026 @ 11:45am
Spanish people like it when you use the word "Mucho" - it means a lot to them.
10/06/2026 @ 11:45am
Spanish people like it when you use the word "Mucho" - it means a lot to them.
$68,500 BTC on 26/06/2026.
Spanish people like it when you use the word "Mucho" - it means a lot to them.
Spanish people like it when you use the word "Mucho" - it means a lot to them.
$59869.06
10/06/26
9am
What gets long when you jerk it, fit between boobs, slides in a hole, and loves to be pulled???
A seat belt you pervert!!!!
10/06/26
9am
What gets long when you jerk it, fit between boobs, slides in a hole, and loves to be pulled???
A seat belt you pervert!!!!
$68,769 - 10/06/26 08:42
Just started a goth band and we are going to be massive, we are better than The Cure. Keep a look out for us we are called Prevention
Just started a goth band and we are going to be massive, we are better than The Cure. Keep a look out for us we are called Prevention
$79,500 please guys!
What's brown and sticky?!
My fingers!! The toilet roll has just split 😭
10:01 02/06/2026
Big up 💪✌🏻🔥💚🤣
What's brown and sticky?!
My fingers!! The toilet roll has just split 😭
10:01 02/06/2026
Big up 💪✌🏻🔥💚🤣
Thanks for the competition lads
£80,224
02/06/2026
What's the difference between a chickpea and a kidney bean?
I wouldn't have a kidney bean on my face! 😅
£80,224
02/06/2026
What's the difference between a chickpea and a kidney bean?
I wouldn't have a kidney bean on my face! 😅
Ima run with $78,910
2/6/26 @ 09:39.
Q: Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
(this joke is copywriten, if i see it elsewhere im sueing.)
A: A carrot 😆
2/6/26 @ 09:39.
Q: Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
(this joke is copywriten, if i see it elsewhere im sueing.)
A: A carrot 😆
1 post
+1 votes
on
DAILY DOSE
9.8/10
GUESS THE WIND & WIN 28G
5.8ms 10/6/26
on
DAILY DOSE
9.8/10
GUESS THE WIND & WIN 28G
Hi Dudes
The first competition went down very well and I cannot believe the amount of people two entered. So I thought why not do another one... This time for the wind speed.
The closest estimate to the average wind speed (Meters per second) recorded in London on Sunday 14th will win an ounce.
For example average wind speed was 10.9 M/S last Sunday, so the winner would have been the closest to this number.
If multiple people guess the same number and they win, the ounce will be split accordingly. Entries will finish at 13:00 on Saturday 13th.
I hope this makes sense lol
Good Luck & Stay Blessed
Results will be determined from the data uploaded on
https://www.meteocentre.co.uk/historical-weather/london
The first competition went down very well and I cannot believe the amount of people two entered. So I thought why not do another one... This time for the wind speed.
The closest estimate to the average wind speed (Meters per second) recorded in London on Sunday 14th will win an ounce.
For example average wind speed was 10.9 M/S last Sunday, so the winner would have been the closest to this number.
If multiple people guess the same number and they win, the ounce will be split accordingly. Entries will finish at 13:00 on Saturday 13th.
I hope this makes sense lol
Good Luck & Stay Blessed
Results will be determined from the data uploaded on
https://www.meteocentre.co.uk/historical-weather/london
bloody hell Buds totally original!
I'll guess:
2.7 m/s
(posted 02.30am 12/06/26)
GL everyone : )
I'll guess:
2.7 m/s
(posted 02.30am 12/06/26)
GL everyone : )
4.20 M/s
11/06/26 15:29
Thanks for the generous giveaway, great idea for a competition as well.
11/06/26 15:29
Thanks for the generous giveaway, great idea for a competition as well.
Brother Buddha back with another one!
Im gonna go 10.8
06:45 10/06/2026
Stay blessed brother
Im gonna go 10.8
06:45 10/06/2026
Stay blessed brother
1 post
+1 votes
Skywalker OG Comp Saturday 13th June
$61873 10/6/26
Skywalker OG Comp Saturday 13th June
Hi guys, we're back again with another weekly Comp!
This time for our Best Of British Skywalker OG
The 8 closest guesses to the BTC Price in dollars $ on Saturday 13th at 10pm GMT will each win a free 3.5g.
Final entries by Friday @ 10PM
Best of Luck!
This time for our Best Of British Skywalker OG
The 8 closest guesses to the BTC Price in dollars $ on Saturday 13th at 10pm GMT will each win a free 3.5g.
Final entries by Friday @ 10PM
Best of Luck!
Yeah that was an accident. He never said taking 2 accidental guesses disqualifies your first one though.
Nice delusional comment lol weird guy, youve downvoted 4 people's guesses so far, take your meds
Must be my meds. I must have completely imagined your original guess of $63935 getting deleted and replaced with your new guess after the comp closed?
Right because you remembered all 40 guesses 😂 I dont think cannabis is good for schizophrenia bro, my comment is unedited, you literally downvoted people that didnt even win lol take your meds
1 post
+2 votes
World Cup Giveaway
29th min 10/06/26
World Cup Giveaway
The world cup kicks off next week Thursday 11th June and we're going to give away a slab of our new mousse we have in.
All you have to do is guess the minute of the first goal. The match is between Mexico and South Africa on the 11th June. It doesn't matter who scores it (though if it ends 0-0, the giveaway will roll over into the next game).
Please writethee minute you choose and date stamp your post.
Please note that if the first goal is scored 0 seconds to 59 seconds that counts as the 1st minute, and 1min to 1min 59 seconds counts as second minute, etc. If no one gets the exact time, it will go to whoever chooses the closest time. Also, if you choose the same time as someone else and win, you will have to split the prize.
Good luck everyone 🙏💚
All you have to do is guess the minute of the first goal. The match is between Mexico and South Africa on the 11th June. It doesn't matter who scores it (though if it ends 0-0, the giveaway will roll over into the next game).
Please writethee minute you choose and date stamp your post.
Please note that if the first goal is scored 0 seconds to 59 seconds that counts as the 1st minute, and 1min to 1min 59 seconds counts as second minute, etc. If no one gets the exact time, it will go to whoever chooses the closest time. Also, if you choose the same time as someone else and win, you will have to split the prize.
Good luck everyone 🙏💚
Cheers for the comp, finally something to look forward to about this joke of a World Cup, the chance to win some bonus smoke!
28th minute please
11/6/26 11:56
Good luck Biggas & Biggettes
🏹💜💚
28th minute please
11/6/26 11:56
Good luck Biggas & Biggettes
🏹💜💚
I’m gonna go with the 17th minute, thank you don for such an awesome comp good luck everyone
07/06. 06.22
07/06. 06.22
this is a good comp mate thanks for the chance I'll guess:
37th minute
(posted 02/06/26 @ 21:00)
37th minute
(posted 02/06/26 @ 21:00)
Great competition guys thank you for the opportunity 👊🏼❤️
First goal will be 21st minute ⚽🤞🏼
Good luck everyone
First goal will be 21st minute ⚽🤞🏼
Good luck everyone
2 posts
+2 votes
Blue Cookies Comp Sat 30th May
$72,420
+ 2 more
Blue Cookies Comp Sat 30th May
Hi guys, we're back again with another weekly Comp!
This time for our Top Shelf Blue Cookies
The 8 closest guesses to the BTC Price in dollars $ on Saturday 30th May at 10pm GMT will each win a free 3.5g.
Final entries by Friday @ 10PM
Best of Luck!
This time for our Top Shelf Blue Cookies
The 8 closest guesses to the BTC Price in dollars $ on Saturday 30th May at 10pm GMT will each win a free 3.5g.
Final entries by Friday @ 10PM
Best of Luck!
thanks for the comp mate I'll have a guess at:
$73, 277
(posted 28.05.26 @ 9.45pm)
good luck Biggaz
$73, 277
(posted 28.05.26 @ 9.45pm)
good luck Biggaz
$74,661.09
Is my guess for the Top Shelf Blue Cookies giveaway my FAVORITEEE strain dude if i win ill be so chuffed ive never won a giveaway!! so exited to try your mushroom chocolate :D
Is my guess for the Top Shelf Blue Cookies giveaway my FAVORITEEE strain dude if i win ill be so chuffed ive never won a giveaway!! so exited to try your mushroom chocolate :D
$78901.02 27/5/26 @ 6.08am
(yep, wake n bakin over here :)
Was lucky before with sequential numbers so we'll try this with confidence, thanks Spacemen, send my winnings to my usual haunt thanks 😃
(yep, wake n bakin over here :)
Was lucky before with sequential numbers so we'll try this with confidence, thanks Spacemen, send my winnings to my usual haunt thanks 😃
$78,899 - I am feeling that with the hot weather in the Northern hemisphere there will be a bit of aggro which will make people gravitate to an alternative store of value; many Western governments are increasingly close to a sovereign debt crisis prompting further investments in crypto. But, crucially, I don't expect any fiat defaults in the next week so only a modest upside. I may have overthought this :)
1 post
+2 votes
on
DAILY DOSE
9.8/10
GUESS THE WEATHER WIN 28G
20.3C
on
DAILY DOSE
9.8/10
GUESS THE WEATHER WIN 28G
Hi Dudes
The store is slowly growing and I couldn't be happier. Super Grateful for everybody! I'm blessed to announce the Buddha's first competition.
The closest estimate the hottest temperature recorded in London on Sunday 31st will win an ounce.
For example temperatures reached 29.8C last Sunday, so the winner would have been the closest to this number.
If multiple people guess the same number and they win, the ounce will be split accordingly. Entries will finish at 13:00 on Saturday 30th.
I hope this makes sense lol
Good Luck & Stay Blessed
Results will be determined from the data uploaded on
https://www.meteocentre.co.uk/historical-weather/london
The store is slowly growing and I couldn't be happier. Super Grateful for everybody! I'm blessed to announce the Buddha's first competition.
The closest estimate the hottest temperature recorded in London on Sunday 31st will win an ounce.
For example temperatures reached 29.8C last Sunday, so the winner would have been the closest to this number.
If multiple people guess the same number and they win, the ounce will be split accordingly. Entries will finish at 13:00 on Saturday 30th.
I hope this makes sense lol
Good Luck & Stay Blessed
Results will be determined from the data uploaded on
https://www.meteocentre.co.uk/historical-weather/london
thanks for the comp Budz mate I'll go:
23.77 °C
posted 9.50pm 28/05/26
good luck everyone : )
23.77 °C
posted 9.50pm 28/05/26
good luck everyone : )
Hi BB thanks for comp 🤞🏻
Il guess 23.5°C
27/5/26 @ 13:50
And good luck to all other biggas 🍀
Il guess 23.5°C
27/5/26 @ 13:50
And good luck to all other biggas 🍀
1 post
+1.2 votes
Pink Panties Comp Friday 15th May
$80,343
Pink Panties Comp Friday 15th May
Hi guys, we're back again with another weekly Comp!
This time for our Pink Panties
The 8 closest guesses to the BTC Price in dollars $ on Friday 15th @ 10pm GMT will each win a free 3.5g.
Final entries by Thursday @ 10PM
Best of Luck!
This time for our Pink Panties
The 8 closest guesses to the BTC Price in dollars $ on Friday 15th @ 10pm GMT will each win a free 3.5g.
Final entries by Thursday @ 10PM
Best of Luck!
Il guess $82,500 13/5/26 @ 1:24am
Thanks for another comp TSM 😁
N good luck to all other biggas too 🤞🏻🍀🥦
Thanks for another comp TSM 😁
N good luck to all other biggas too 🤞🏻🍀🥦
$80,294 please guys 💪✌🏻🔥💚
Love pink panties, either in my zoot or on a model 🤣👀
16:49 12/5/26
Love pink panties, either in my zoot or on a model 🤣👀
16:49 12/5/26
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