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TheAlchemist420
online 2 days ago
joined mar 2025
100+ sales 0.6% disputed stats
manifesto
Get ready to snag some awesome products at prices so good, even your wallet will thank you! We’re all about delivering top-notch service and real value every time you shop with us.

PSA: We offer FREE SHIPPING on all orders (yep, you read that right). If your order doesn’t arrive, don’t panic — we’ll replace missing orders with no fuss. (But seriously… check your neighbour’s porch first.)

We pack every order with care, and our team does regular quality checks to make sure everything that goes out is exactly how it should be. If something ever isn’t quite right, we’ll sort it — simple as that.

We dispatch Monday to Saturday.
• Mon–Fri cut-off: 11:30am for same-day dispatch
• Saturday cut-off: 10am
All orders are sent via Royal Mail 24 so they reach you fast.

If you ever have an issue with your order, just drop us a message. We’ll make it right — no drama.

We also offer a bespoke service for anyone who wants a product made to a specific MG or custom requirement. Send us your details and we’ll get it arranged. Bespoke orders usually take 3–5 days, depending on the product and quantities.

By placing an order, you’re agreeing to all of this… and probably a bit more in our bio. Enjoy the ride!
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We are proud to introduce our full spectrum infused fruitella
10 x 35mg orange $27.00 BTC0.00033291
10 x 35mg lemon $27.00 BTC0.00033291
10 x 70mg strawberry $50.00 BTC0.0006165
50 x 35mg (mixed flavours) $125.00 BTC0.00154125
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We are proud to introduce our live resin infused 50 mg Nerd Bites 🍬🍬
5 x 50mg bites (250mg) $25.00 BTC0.00030825
10 x 50mg bites (500mg $45.00 BTC0.00055485
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The Alchemist are proud to present our 90mg live resin gummies (5x90mg =450mg)
5x90mg gummies (mixed fruit) $29.00 BTC0.00035757
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Our Skull Gummies are a potent blend of 50% live resin and 50% Delta-9 distillate, delivering a powerful, full-spectrum experience with bold flavor and serious effects. Each gummy hits hard and tastes great – not for the faint of heart! 💀🔥
10 x 30mg (mixed fruit) $20.00 BTC0.0002466
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Introducing our Vanilla Fudge
vanilla fudge 5x85mg (425mg) $30.00 BTC0.0003699
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The Alchemist is Proud to present our range of live resin infused hot drinks:

•50mg Galaxy Hot Chocolate (Indica)

•50mg and 100mg Vanilla Latte (Sativa)
5x50mg hot chocolate (250mg) $24.99 BTC0.00030813
5x50mg vanilla latte (250mg) $24.99 BTC0.00030813
5x100mg vanilla latte (500mg) $45.00 BTC0.00055485
10x50mg hot chocolate (500mg) $47.99 BTC0.00059172
10x50mg vanilla latte (500mg) $47.99 BTC0.00059172
5xhotchoc+5xvanillalat (500mg) $47.99 BTC0.00059172
10x100mg vanilla latte(1000mg) $82.99 BTC0.00102327
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Introducing Our Range of live resin infused Milkshakes
strawberry 5x50mg (250mg) $25.00 BTC0.00030825
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The Alchemist is proud to present our terpene-rich, full-spectrum live resin oil crafted for maximum flavor and efficacy. Each 5 ml bottle contains 1000 mg cannabinoids derived from premium live resin, blended with MCT oil for smooth, consistent texture. Experience the natural aroma, flavor, and entourage effects of freshly extracted live resin in a convenient, easy-to-use format.

Usage: Use orally or as directed. Store in a cool, dry place away from light.

Ingredients: Live resin (85%), MCT oil.
5ml bottle (1000mg) $40.00 BTC0.0004932
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The Alchemist is Proud To Present Our Range Of La Mousse Hashes
mango cookies 3.5g $37.00 BTC0.00045621
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We our proud to present our Moroccan dry sift (120 to 160iu)
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7g $70.00 BTC0.0008631
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We are proud to present our range of Full Melt Bubble Hash's
superboof 3.5g $57.00 BTC0.00070281
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The Alchemist is Proud To Present Our Range Of Static Hashes
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All tips are welcome and will be put towards bring you all better products.

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54 topics on TheAlchemist420
Lost messages
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Karlix
by  Karlix
Radio silence
I'm at a bit of a loss at this point. I've messaged the seller 10 times now about my order, which are all still marked as unread. They responded to one of my messages yesterday about re-sending my order, via the order chat, I responded almost straight and I've had no response since. They've offered to re-send and claim they're unsure what has happened to my order but I'm struggling to believe that considering how many other people are having the same issue. I'm even more disappointed because I've been very pleased with the quality of the products from this vendor and have been a returning customer since my first order. I hope this is resolved soon... it's now been 2 weeks since I placed my order
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rhys0908
Funny I should log in and see your post, I'm literally experiencing the same thing but I messaged them yesterday and haven't heard back at all yet. They blatantly didn't give the package to the royal mail and are trying to scam so I've disputed it.
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Milin
Exit scam?
Jamiesw1
by  Jamiesw1
Where expecting it
DeafMan12
by  DeafMan12
Delivery issues
Comredfox
by  Comredfox
Were expecting it?
hhll
by  hhll
REQUEST LATE DISPUTE
fyxl
by  fyxl
seller not responding?
Danish
by  Danish
Request Late Dispute
Free Hash Samples 🔥🍫
What Do You Want?
Broke Phone On Friday 👎
Bluedawg
by  Bluedawg
Order cancelled.
Euan
by  Euan
Free Sample
HIGHNUDE
by  HIGHNUDE
Hash
00eleven
by  00eleven
Sample review
Hash sample review 🔥
New Hash On The Menu 🔥🍫
RSO oil Review
LIVE Resin Back in Stock 🔥
Coming Soon 👀🔥💉
New Product Alert
Free 50mg Capsule With All Orders For Next 48 Hours 🎁
📘🌿 STONER SURVIVAL GUIDE GIVEAWAY
Stoner Red Flags Giveaway 🚩
Competition Winnings
🌿🧩 HIGH HACKS GIVEAWAY
🌿🔥 THE “WOULD YOU RATHER” GIVEAWAY – CANNABIS EDITION 💭💚
🌿 THE UNPOPULAR OPINION GIVEAWAY
Big Things Happening This Week At Our Store 🔥
New 90 mg Gummies Samples 👀
🎉 FLASH GIVEAWAY! 🎉
Back from the Break 💚 💨📦
☀️ We’re Taking a Holiday! 🏖️✈️
🚨 FREE GUMMY WEEKEND! 🚨
Back Open + A Little Thank You! 🛍️Sorry for the Silence
SG1234
by  SG1234
Winner
Happy Friday Biggers !! Free Edibles with all orders this weekend !!!
FREE SAMPLE FOR LOYAL CUSTOMERS
Exciting News
Jet Fuel OG Live Resin Now Available !!!
NEW LIVE RESIN DROPPING TONIGHT AT 10PM
New Strains Coming Soon !!! (prize draw)
New Strains Available Now!!
We Are Back!!!!
On Holiday :)
Eubank VS Benn Predictions ??
420 Giveaway
Buffybull
by  Buffybull
Sample
Weekly Football Giveaway !!!
wraith777
by  wraith777
🍯LIVE ROSIN FREE SAMPLE🍯
Jayjayseya
LemonDrop Live resin Cart
Rainbow Beltz Sample Review
Fraud Correlates
We Are Open :)
67 posts by TheAlchemist420
FREE SAMPLES !!!!!
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Mousse Hash
Thank You For The Review Mate 💪🏻💪🏻💯💯🍫🍫
Sample review 1/3, super boof static
Thanks Mate 💪🏻💪🏻
This Static Is Fire 🔥
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The Alchemist
Glad You Liked It Bro 💪🏻💪🏻 Keep and Eye Out Over the Next Few Weeks As We Are Completly Overhauling Our Hash Menu 🔥🔥🔥 Afgan, Full Melt , Half M… + 1 more
Can not see my order I made today
Pretty sure we have your order , looks like you made it Anonymously, might be why you can't find it bro 👍 if it was a 3.5g then we have it and it's …
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Caeba
on  Caeba
9.8+ Vendors 4.0 (A-Z & 123)
Also how come we diddnt make the list 🤔 + 1 more
New On The Menu
started topic + 3 more
Back In Stock 🔥 New Strain Alert ⚠️
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aero
on  aero
If you could smoke with any fictional character, who would it be and why?
gotta be Randy Marsh try myself some of that Tegridy LOL
Back In Stock 🍬🍬🍬
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Back In Stock + New Strain List 🔥
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Back In Stock 🎅
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Now Available 💊
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New Strain Drop ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
started topic + 2 more
Bubba Slush Back In Stock ⚠️
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New Product Alert ⚠️
started topic + 1 more
New Strain Alert ⚠️
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Great for the cold nights ahead
We will be bringing 100mg ones to market very very soon for people with higher Tolerance 💪🏻💪🏻
Tomgoats3
on  Tomgoats3
Best gummies
Check out our sweets and reviews and see what your think 👌👍
High as a KITE! 🪁
Thank you mate glad you liked them 👌
New Strain Alert ⚠️
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🔥 Fresh Drop Alert! 🔥
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🔥 Deal Alert! 🔥
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🌈🔥 New Drop Alert! 🔥🌈
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Free Samples !!!!!
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🚨 Back in Stock !!!!!
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🔥New Strains🔥
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🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT! 🚨
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🌈✨ Calling All Cosmic Explorers – FREE Shroomy Samples! 🍄🍫
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New Strain Coming Soon !!
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Tropicana Cookies and Jet Fuel OG Now Available !!!
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Now Available in 1ml Carts !!
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New Live Resin Now Available
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I should have around 20-30 2moro
Whats Price Bro ?
Help with edibles
D9 is already decarbed so you can indeed just squirt it into anything and munch away :) no cooking needed , have a great weekend 4/20 -TheAlchemist
Gibby6969
on  Gibby6969
Weed in murcia
where abouts are you going exactly mate ? murcia city? or somwhere in the province ? let me know and ill try and help :)
4 More Free Samples Available
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