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Strainsbury's is the UK's up and coming Stoner's Super Market. We aim to provide a high stealth, super competitive and super quality service with a wide range of products to choose from.

We have 10+ Years of experience on Dark web and have built a reliable network, sourcing only the highest quality products from both UK and overseas.

Let us know what you would like us to sell, no matter how crazy, we will find a way to provide!!


----- SHIPPING -----

Our shipping is SUPER discrete. We ship from different locations using custom return addresses and may sometimes send a piece of clothing, a toy, or another item to provide extra stealth!

At the moment we charge $5.99 for Special signed delivery NDD as a standard (Usually always next day) while we work out a way to use Royal Mail Tracked 24 for Free Delivery.
We have a new delivery option - First class signed for. This is a cheaper alternative to Special Delivery. 1-2 days shipping, and does not come with tracking however it provides signature confirmation upon deliver. We will provide receipts of shipping upon request.
We post 5 days a week and the cut-off time for same day dispatch is at 2:30PM.
Saturday & Sunday orders will be dispatched on Monday
Tracking will be provided on all orders at 8-9PM on the day of dispatch!

If there are delays with deliveries please be patient! Most of the time it's just Royal mail being slow, you should receive it eventually! If parcels are seized or go missing, we offer 50% Reship or Refund. Please make sure you give your CORRECT ADDRESS as we are not responsible if a parcel gets sent to the wrong location if you made an address mistake! If we make an error on our side, we will compensate you 100% :)
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NOW REPLACED WITH BEAUTIFUL SUPER SOFT HIGH GRADE BRONZE SQUIDGY FRUITY AROMA FANTA EXOTIC STAMP INDICA HASH

This is super high quality, super soft Moroccan hash, going very very fast. This Dark Indica strain is perfect for a relaxing mellow evening

1-2 day tracked FREE delivery UK ONLY.

NOTICE: When buying a 100g slab of hash, please bare in mind that it will be a couple of grams short. What we receive from our friends in Morocco is what we get, we don't take anything out. the slab is usually 94g - 99g.
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—— NEW STAMP - BEAUTIFUL FERRERO ROCHER GOLDEN BELDIA HASH ——
SUPER High grade Golden Royal stamp Moroccan Beldia Hash, Beautiful smell and taste, finely filtered.
This is the BEST Moroccan imported Hash around, and it’s going VERY quick. Sativa strain - Energizing and uplifting, have this in the morning to get lifted off your feet!

Notice: when buying a 100g Slab of hash, it will be a little bit underweight. Please remember our friends in Morocco / Spain deal with the slabs and usually it will weigh 97g - 99g
5 Grams $50.00 BTC0.002196
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—- NOW REPLACED WITH HIGH GRADE SOFT BRONZE FERRARI STAMP HASH —-

Soft and Squidgy HIGH GRADE hybrid , slightly toward the Indica side. This hybrid mix has an amazing high, perfect for any occasion, whether you need a super boost to start your day flying or when you just want to vibe and chill before a perfect long night sleep , the ferrari will do both! Our regular London customers LOVE these strains, so don’t be surprised if it’s gone soon !
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Super High Grade Golden/Blonde Touch Crumble Sativa Uplifting, Energising, Haaland stamp hash

Our friends from Spain have sent us this beautiful Moroccan produced super high grade hash that will lift you up to the sky ! Perfect for a morning hit to really wake you up! The texture is like fresh sand which will easily crumble into small bits, very high in demand for our London Locals !
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High in THC, low in price !
—- NEW BATCH 11/10 CHEMDAWG —-
56 Grams(2oz) $110.00 BTC0.0048312
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Ya Hemi has a habit of making its users calm and sedated, making it perfect for lazy days lounging around when all you need is a calming kick to enjoy yourself for hours.

Ya Hemi has buds that are long and dense, shaped kind of like fat peppers. It has a sweet fruit smell in the ground, with hints of skunk. The buds are dark green with yellow crystals, coated in little points of opaque white crystals. The strain is powerful and Sativa-heavy (70/30), with a THC level of around 22% on average. When smoked, the strain bursts with an onset of spicy flavors like black pepper before mellowing out with fresh citrus and melon flavors, topped off with a sour aftertaste.
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Wikileaf — The first effect that Obama gives you is a feeling of happy euphoria. As soon as you exhale, your brain will be exploding with sociability and chattiness. If you have issues in social situations, you may just need a president in your corner to get the courage you’ve been missing. Obama’s relaxing tingle not only causes your limbs to float and drift away, but your mind will be slipping into sleep in no time.

This unique combination of courage and sedation makes Obama Runtz a strain uniquely suited to hanging out with friends in a calm setting. If you’re slumped on your couch and ready to throw a day away with some friends, this strain is the right pastime, best friend, bodyguard, and snack. All in one.
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Super Super high grade top notch quality, beautifully dried big crispy Nugs, High THC Grade Chemdawg ! UK grown by professionals
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28 Grams $220.00 BTC0.0096624
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Cheap and Cheerful High Grade Guava Dawg!
This is a replacement for the 11/10 Chemdawg until the next batch is complete :)
The quality is not the same, however it's still really good dawg and nothing but great reviews from smokers !
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Orange Soda is a sativa-dominant hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Tangie and Grandma’s Sugar Cookies. Orange Soda is 26% THC, making this strain an ideal choice for experienced cannabis consumers. Leafly customers tell us Orange Soda effects include uplifting, relaxing, and happy. Medical marijuana patients often choose Orange Soda when dealing with symptoms associated with anxiety, pain, and stress. Bred by Team Elite Genetics, Orange Soda features flavors like orange, citrus, and apricot.
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An evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Grape Ape X Strawberry Cough strains. If you're on the hunt for the perfect fruity flavor, look no further – Tropical Nerds totally has everything that you need and more. This baby packs a mouthwatering sweet grape taste with hints of rich strawberries and tree fruits upon exhale. The aroma is very much the same with a slightly spicier turn, amped up with rich earth and fresh herbs. The Tropical Nerds high comes roaring in almost as soon as you exhale, hitting the mind and staying there for hours on end. You'll feel totally euphoric with an overarching sense of introspection that has you laser focused on things around you but not really able to carry on conversations with anyone around you or do anything physical in nature.
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Tropical Skilatti is a beautiful new Strain, exclusively sourced from our connect in LA, California. We are some of the very few UK Dispensaries / Sellers with Tropical Skilatti, so enjoy while it lasts!
This strain is phenomenal, tropical candy aroma and smooth white ash smokes with a strong euphoric high. Don't miss out ;)
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It's all in the name!
A favourite in London.
Sativa Dominant Hybrid Hash, Golden Touch Crumble Beldia from our friends in Spain. If you want Hash to lift you off your feet and get you through your day with a burst of energy, followed by a calming mellow in the evening, then this hash is for you.
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Since the Hash sample pack AND the last Cali Sample pack done very very well, and since We’ve had A LOT of requests for a NEW cali sample pack, here it is :)
Find your go-to by trying out these samples in the V2 Sample pack! :)

Please note: The sample pack is simply, a sample pack. Some samples may weigh more or less than 1g. It won’t be too far off but the sample pack is just made so you can find your go-to when making a better order ! Please bare this in mind before complaining that a bud weighs .98 rather than 1g
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VERY LIMITED STOCK!
UK Grown Gelonade Shake, Purple and dark orange. Very high in THC. Don't be fooled by the dark colour... This is a fresh batch, Gelonade looks dark but hits like a TRAIN!
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Absolutely Incredible top shelf Cali imported Buds!! The purple appearance and candy sweet aroma along with the smooth smoke and euphoric high makes this bud an astonishing all rounder.

Rainbow Belts is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Zkittlez X Moonbow strains. Named for its gorgeous appearance and delicious flavor, Rainbow Belts is perfect for any hybrid lover who wants a long-lasting high and a great taste. Rainbow Belts buds have gorgeous fluffy rounded popcorn-shaped forest green nugs with purple undertones, bright orange hairs and a coating of frosty amber crystal trichomes. As you pull apart each sticky little nugget, aromas of sharp lemon lime and flowery diesel are released, intensifying the more that you toke. The flavor is of sweet lemon lime with hints of ripe grapes and spicy berries, too.
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This is probably some of the best quality bud I have ever seen, smoked in a very long time. Imported directly from California, This bud smells sensational and tokes like a dream.

Super Crystal packed, Dense, Gassy yet sweet and flavorsome candy buds
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Beautiful Soft Nepalese bubble hash Temple Eggs
We were able to source ONLY A SMALL AMOUNT of these rare chars eggs, so there’s not much in stock!
If you guys like them, we will try and source more :)
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The 10/10 Boys USA Imported PREMIUM THC disposable vape pens

New import directly from California

Delicious flavours and premium Terpene/THC blends (1000mg)

The cheapest available on LB is $99… Our price: $85 !
Flavours available:

- Pineapple Zaza (Sativa)
- Mango Haze (Sativa)
- Blu Gelato (Indica)
- Watermelon Zkittles (Indica)
- Glueberry (Hybrid)
- Raspberry Parfait (Hybrid)

At the moment all flavours are available ! We will update availability if anything is sold out
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Custom order for rab
5 Fanta
2 gelonade shake
2 chem shake
7 rainbow belts
3.5 yummies
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9/10 High Grade Skywalker OG Shake
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10/10 ✰ 11/10 CHEMDAWG ✰
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10/10 Nepalese Temple Hash Eggs
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