Just had a couple of the cubes myself, real nice & actually tasted decent! I've got the honeycomb but thinking that'll have to wait for the weekend haha
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Excellent edibles 🤯 HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS 😀

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Kiltman
Excellent edibles 🤯 HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS 😀
Hey biggas
Most folk on here no I am a big hash man
Don’t really vape or dab just big joint,pipes hot knifes and yogurts…
So recently have had some edibles with good results up first for me was stoneys chocolate from pistach and it’s amazing 🤩 highly recommend but not had in stock in a while so thought I’d try something different. So I ordered off Eddy edibles some of his thc cubes and orange chocolate also threw in a sample of leb which was spot on.
So last night had two of the cube fuckers and fuck me they are really fucking good tingling feet rushes up and down my legs then leg buckle brilliant then woke at 545 on couch this morning feeling like round two…kind of scared now to do the orange chocolate but I’ll keep you posted of the damage that does to me and update this but highly recommend the cubes. HOW do you eat yours 😋
Most folk on here no I am a big hash man
Don’t really vape or dab just big joint,pipes hot knifes and yogurts…
So recently have had some edibles with good results up first for me was stoneys chocolate from pistach and it’s amazing 🤩 highly recommend but not had in stock in a while so thought I’d try something different. So I ordered off Eddy edibles some of his thc cubes and orange chocolate also threw in a sample of leb which was spot on.
So last night had two of the cube fuckers and fuck me they are really fucking good tingling feet rushes up and down my legs then leg buckle brilliant then woke at 545 on couch this morning feeling like round two…kind of scared now to do the orange chocolate but I’ll keep you posted of the damage that does to me and update this but highly recommend the cubes. HOW do you eat yours 😋

'woke at 5:45'
I do find that when eating the effect can last some time, i.e. have a bit of an 'hangover' (hashover??) afterwards.
Not so much the fun bit of being stoned, more of the body still being affected, feeling a bit tired.
I do find that when eating the effect can last some time, i.e. have a bit of an 'hangover' (hashover??) afterwards.
Not so much the fun bit of being stoned, more of the body still being affected, feeling a bit tired.

If you want to cook for yourself with hash - here is an easy way to do it:
1) Put in the oven at 110 degree C to decarboxylate (look it up on google)
2) Put a small bowl in a low boiling saucepan, melt some butter in that and then add the hash from the oven. Mix it up so that the hash is distriubted in the butter
3) Add the hash\butter mixture to your recipie (e.g. cookies) - I'm lazy so I tend to use shop bought cake or cookie mix.
1) Put in the oven at 110 degree C to decarboxylate (look it up on google)
2) Put a small bowl in a low boiling saucepan, melt some butter in that and then add the hash from the oven. Mix it up so that the hash is distriubted in the butter
3) Add the hash\butter mixture to your recipie (e.g. cookies) - I'm lazy so I tend to use shop bought cake or cookie mix.

Hehe…I’m right with you on the Stoney’s mate😻👍…literally a single chunk of that for me and 🚀. Still got a couple of bars in the salad drawer of the fridge🥳
Just bought some Kiva Lost Farms jellies from SN2D out of Vegas. I wanted to try Live Resin edibles, plus these are Mimosa which is one of my all time favourite strains. They are 10mg a jelly which most Biggas would sneer at but they sort me right out. They are also completely delicious 😋🍊
Just bought some Kiva Lost Farms jellies from SN2D out of Vegas. I wanted to try Live Resin edibles, plus these are Mimosa which is one of my all time favourite strains. They are 10mg a jelly which most Biggas would sneer at but they sort me right out. They are also completely delicious 😋🍊

Nice one polly hope your all good… I’ll be looking them up 👍😀
I could quite easily become quite partial to a wee edible or two now that I am getting established 🤯 the stoneys is excellent pistach is getting it back in so happy days. but give the cubes a try if you get a chance there bloody leg buckling material too off eddy edibles lol 👍😵💫
I could quite easily become quite partial to a wee edible or two now that I am getting established 🤯 the stoneys is excellent pistach is getting it back in so happy days. but give the cubes a try if you get a chance there bloody leg buckling material too off eddy edibles lol 👍😵💫

Liking the sound of those thc cubes Kiltman, will put them down on my shopping list for the coming week lol. Agree with you and Polly fully about the stoneys bars, I must have went through about 20 of them at this point so glad to see that they’re coming back soon! I put my old man on to stoneys too as he has fairly bad rheumatoid arthritis and they really help with the pain. They also get him melted which he loves 😂
If you haven’t tried northern organics brownies yet I can’t recommend them enough - they’ve been my go to edibles since the stoney stocks dried up. I usually have my tea, wait about 90 mins then eat a half brownie and within the next 90 mins I’ll be on my way to the moon. I find they make me very giggly too, will usually end up in stitches as some point over something daft. And they taste incredible which is always good!
If you haven’t tried northern organics brownies yet I can’t recommend them enough - they’ve been my go to edibles since the stoney stocks dried up. I usually have my tea, wait about 90 mins then eat a half brownie and within the next 90 mins I’ll be on my way to the moon. I find they make me very giggly too, will usually end up in stitches as some point over something daft. And they taste incredible which is always good!

Honestly mate I find edibles a right treat and a nice change from the weed and hash. It’s a very different high for me but boy do I have to make time for it!….I need a good four hours dedicated to little more than music and fine tequilas. Life’s tough huh? 😊😉

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Sausages and black pudding

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Kiltman
Sausages and black pudding
What is the best black pudding in Scotland and who makes the best sausages?

For me it’s got to be some Stornaway pudding and the butcher up the Barras market for sausages they are amazing 😻 and am cooking some up right now 😎

Jeeze oh! I’ve no been to the Barras since I was a wean. And I’m eligible for a bus pass noo!
I think I’ve been along London Road once since they opened the extension on the M74
I think I’ve been along London Road once since they opened the extension on the M74

Hornigs black pudding for me, so flavoursome and a bit spicy. I live in the North West and don't see why people big up Bury black pudding at all, but I appreciate it's a personal preference. I get Hornigs black pudding imported in bulk, I like it that much
Crombies in Edinburgh do some fine sausages.
Crombies in Edinburgh do some fine sausages.

Simon Howie's Wee Black Pudding is the best I've tried. Tastes different to their full-size one, for some reason. Absolutely delicious. 😋

Charles MacLeod of Stornaway. World famous black pud. You can get it nationwide. Seriously orgasmic with some hand dived Hebridean scallops. ❤️❤️❤️
https://www.charlesmacleod.co.uk/
https://www.charlesmacleod.co.uk/

I was under the impression you Scots largely preferred fruit pudding!
I have had a number of very good square sausage from different Scottish butchers - no idea of origin I just know it seems to be the best form of sausage.
I have had a number of very good square sausage from different Scottish butchers - no idea of origin I just know it seems to be the best form of sausage.

Well funny you should ask lol,the wife just brought a breakfsst pack from marksz and made Mr a couple of rolls for my brunch and the black pudding and sausage was very flavourful ..time for a long walk now.well wee vape first obvs!

Hate to be the bearer of bad news lads but the best black pudding is to be found in Bury, Greater Manchester.

Come on dazzler got to cook the links first get them nice and brown the slice next along with the black pudding and then the tattie scones then the bacon then the eggs beans in separate pot. big mug of tetleys two sugar and milk bit of brown sauce and hey presto am fucking starving again 😂 😂 got to have a smoke now

Yes I agree IT CREATES ALL SAUCE from back in the day 😋 tattie scone dipped in both amazing 🤩

https://www.charlesmacleod.co.uk/
Although I did have an amazing blood sausage with pineapple in Lisbon which was nearly as good.
As for the sausages, are you talking lorne, beef links or pork? I go to two butchers, because one can’t make a decent square sausage, even with a set square and a protractor.
My personal favourite is Buchanan’s of Burnbank, Hamilton beef lorne. Stick that bad boy on a well fired roll with a tattie scone and listen to your arteries close up. Totally worth it!
Although I did have an amazing blood sausage with pineapple in Lisbon which was nearly as good.
As for the sausages, are you talking lorne, beef links or pork? I go to two butchers, because one can’t make a decent square sausage, even with a set square and a protractor.
My personal favourite is Buchanan’s of Burnbank, Hamilton beef lorne. Stick that bad boy on a well fired roll with a tattie scone and listen to your arteries close up. Totally worth it!

You lost me at pineapple 🍍
Well fired roll. I miss those bad boys 😢 that’s what I get for moving to the east coast. The rolls here are just no right. No McGees
Remember when Greg’s did the pure burnt ones 👌
Well fired roll. I miss those bad boys 😢 that’s what I get for moving to the east coast. The rolls here are just no right. No McGees
Remember when Greg’s did the pure burnt ones 👌

Oh yeah. They left your teeth brown… just like the sauce oan yer chips! 😂
Still, you could always substitute the roll for a plain ootsider to salve you inner Weegie. 😁
Still, you could always substitute the roll for a plain ootsider to salve you inner Weegie. 😁

Maybe a wee tattie scone and a few eggs goin in there too
Browning scones and some really free eggs 😀
Browning scones and some really free eggs 😀

Oh aye cannie no have tattie scone. That’s a given Kiltman
Just no tomato 🍅 only wrong’ins have that on the plate
Just no tomato 🍅 only wrong’ins have that on the plate

Aye I can deal with that mix in some brown sauce.
Health freaks look alway. Fried bread 🍞 with the bean on top at the side.
How much spliffs to smoke to burn that off lol 😂
Health freaks look alway. Fried bread 🍞 with the bean on top at the side.
How much spliffs to smoke to burn that off lol 😂

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BEST ACTIVITY WHILE STONED

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BEST ACTIVITY WHILE STONED
What your favourite activity and place while stoned ?? Mountains, football, dancing , films,running or four poster bed 😵💫

Love running on edibles. If you’ve ever run sober and experienced a ‘runners high’ - kind of like being in flow state 100% in the present moment, it’s a good feeling anyway. It’s actually the endocanniboid system kicking in, so if you get a little buzz on before running it times it by 100 and feels fantastic, like I can move my consciousness into my legs almost. Can feel it working on inflammation too during and after. Works similar with lifting too. Anyone that exercises, if you can do it safely high it’s worth trying, opened up discovering a whole new way of being high for me that I wish I’d discovered earlier! Weed making people lazy is 100% a myth down to how you approach getting high.
Disclaimer: I’m not a scientist and I also smoke alotta weed so the above science might be completely made up.
Disclaimer: I’m not a scientist and I also smoke alotta weed so the above science might be completely made up.

Lol no I agree I never used to excercise much at all. but Mtb on the trails and tracks about here high is the best ever it definitely make you more focused most of time 😂

Yeah I'm not that big on "organised" exercise but I love to get out on the trails on the MTB. If I'm high then I definitely go quite a bit slower, just taking in the scenery. Some nice trails & woods in my area.

Mtb for sure. Huge forest nearby get high go night riding. Get a high lumen light strap it on away you go🌬 forest trails are so different at night and you bump into the odd longhorn to give you a little fright here and there👍🤛

Night riding is definitely something I need to do more often. It's amazing just how different the whole landscape is in the dark & definitely more hazards. No Longhorns near me tho.. 😁 👍🤛

Not got the minerals for mountain biking, pretty popular where I am though. Bet doing it high is intense as balls

Totally a myth!! Weed doesn’t make people lazy at all. And weed doesn’t make you want to stay indoors all the time either - that’s a personal choice, as well as based on safety of course. Some people might not agree, but weed doesn’t affect the memory either. What really causes memory loss is stress and trauma.. but totally recoverable too.

In my experience, it definitely effects my memory, but it’s more to do with my hierarchy of priorities when I’m stoned. In other words, I get easily distracted from the mundane when faced by shiny things.

Still good experiments tho ?
If scientists can get paid for finding out frogs explode @ 210 for 30 min in your air fryer I’m sure we can get a go fund you going lol 😂
If scientists can get paid for finding out frogs explode @ 210 for 30 min in your air fryer I’m sure we can get a go fund you going lol 😂

Hands down has to be with good friends, talking shit and just having a right laugh and I mean friends friends people you know and trust 100% getting absolutely torn apart (in a good way that only friends like that get away with) if you have that then if I’m honest getting high anywhere is perfect.
I’m lucky to live near the coast so ma dogs 🐕 beach! 20 pit stop take it all in and just realise it’s all first world 🌎 problems (the amount of shit I’ve sorted over the years high Af just giving yourself that time but still high of course)
And also in my top 3 is got to be the inappropriate high! Something stupid like and this never happened but just say a formal gathering like a wedding or important dinner, kids school show and in your head your thinking 🤔 fuck this I know what can make this situation better.
Your sitting next to some random at a wedding ripping in 97% vape while he’s trying to make small talk, your trying to be polite but your missies is giving you that are you fucking for real 😳 look lol
Full disclaimer any events or persons in the above story is fiction and any resemblance of any events are purely quintessential and in no way a true reflection of events that unfolded at all lol 😂
I’m lucky to live near the coast so ma dogs 🐕 beach! 20 pit stop take it all in and just realise it’s all first world 🌎 problems (the amount of shit I’ve sorted over the years high Af just giving yourself that time but still high of course)
And also in my top 3 is got to be the inappropriate high! Something stupid like and this never happened but just say a formal gathering like a wedding or important dinner, kids school show and in your head your thinking 🤔 fuck this I know what can make this situation better.
Your sitting next to some random at a wedding ripping in 97% vape while he’s trying to make small talk, your trying to be polite but your missies is giving you that are you fucking for real 😳 look lol
Full disclaimer any events or persons in the above story is fiction and any resemblance of any events are purely quintessential and in no way a true reflection of events that unfolded at all lol 😂

Hahahaha. Snap. School run and the wedding. Made the food taste banging and the music was fire and the fire eater was a surprise the decor was godfather/dictator chic/new money/versace. It was insane. It was all a blur, I still don't know what was real.

I like to get super high on chocolate bars mixed with mushrooms and Moroccan hash end go to the National Forest and take pics of rocks with faces and designs I "see" in the stone.

Combine 3 with cosplay, pop tarts but of Alf/ mork & mindy playing in the back! sorted lol
You know I’m joking bigbum lol
You know I’m joking bigbum lol

Don’t man I’ve been enjoying my Monday and to high for this shit lol just unintentionally had an image of someone dressed as Alf pumping someone dressed as Mindy 🤦♂️ Think 🤔 I’ll leave the vape a bit the now lol

Vape away buddy😎🌬🤣 remember to keep hydrated 🫵🍀 blowing smoke in fly’s faces hoping they will fck off and crash out somewhere 🤣🤣🤣 lol not really 🤔

Spending too much time on here out the sun! Wishing my bank account to magically increase to pay for what's in my cart

If it's a nice day then outside for a wander in the countryside for sure. Or a good bike ride. Otherwise some good Sci-Fi or Music and chill. Four poster bed can be fun too 😝

Vr porn on ma couch wae the doors shut so the weans don't catch me .just wish the wife would though 😕

I've been high for over 15 years now so there's not much I don't enjoy high, I certainly prefer high to sober and anyway some things that stick out as most enjoyable. Wondering around on clear nights, listening to music, kayaking/water sports, playing with dogs/animals.

Now the munros ye canny beat!!
What a reward when you get to the top if it’s a clear day and you have a few ready rolled time to get the jetboil out and get yourself a brew and sit back and enjoy some of the best views in the world..
What a reward when you get to the top if it’s a clear day and you have a few ready rolled time to get the jetboil out and get yourself a brew and sit back and enjoy some of the best views in the world..

You are really lucky having easy access to such an amazing area! It looks stunning up there.

We are spoiled buddy just the weathers shite lol and the killer midges eat you alive but appart from that it all 😊

Knees are fucked now. 🙁
BTW, don’t pass the wee hills by. I’d go up the cobbler any day of the week and twice on a Sunday rather than drag my arse up that big bing up Glen Shee. Cairn well, I think?
Then there’s the Assynt hills. There are few Munros as fine as Quinaig or Suilven. ❤️❤️❤️
BTW, don’t pass the wee hills by. I’d go up the cobbler any day of the week and twice on a Sunday rather than drag my arse up that big bing up Glen Shee. Cairn well, I think?
Then there’s the Assynt hills. There are few Munros as fine as Quinaig or Suilven. ❤️❤️❤️

Snorkeling over a tropical coral reef full of fish and sea life is hands down one of the best things to do stoned.

I do nature photography. And being stoned makes the long waiting much nicer. I absorb myself into the natural world. That and sex! 😂

I really enjoy going out for a hike, this time of year I go searching for mushrooms not to eat just to find.


I have a wee bird feeder in a nice wee wood near home. I take a hammock and a tarp there and relax. That’s about the extent of my bushcraft. 😂
It started as a photography project, but now it’s about the wildlife.
It started as a photography project, but now it’s about the wildlife.

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My go to hash vendors.

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My go to hash vendors.
Hey all thought this might help the newbie’s
My go to vendors that have all been a pleasure to do business with.
Hashasin for first class landrace hash and unbeatable stealth. While it comes from the Middle East and takes a wee bit longer it’s worth the wait.
Pistach is another fantastic vendor for hash has a great selection of filtered and non filtered hash all at amazing prices,stealth and delivery is usually two days with ndd ( just tried his stoneys chocolate and it’s excellent too)
Next up is the green team who once again like the other two have a very similar service and all hash orders have been excellent on time and stealth all good 👍
While I have tried other vendors on here and will continue too the 3 mentioned above go above and beyond too keep me happy and chilled out.
Peace ✌️
My go to vendors that have all been a pleasure to do business with.
Hashasin for first class landrace hash and unbeatable stealth. While it comes from the Middle East and takes a wee bit longer it’s worth the wait.
Pistach is another fantastic vendor for hash has a great selection of filtered and non filtered hash all at amazing prices,stealth and delivery is usually two days with ndd ( just tried his stoneys chocolate and it’s excellent too)
Next up is the green team who once again like the other two have a very similar service and all hash orders have been excellent on time and stealth all good 👍
While I have tried other vendors on here and will continue too the 3 mentioned above go above and beyond too keep me happy and chilled out.
Peace ✌️

Yea I would use them and have asked a few questions about there hash that has no description but no one has ever got back.

Thanks for that....just ordered some of their Amnesia hash(I will order anything with the word "amnesia" in it! lol!)...so very much looking forward to that! :)

Real D looking very good right now.
Can certainly vouch for their quality, stealth and customer service.
Can certainly vouch for their quality, stealth and customer service.

Click link.
Amo 2X double filtered AAA+ quality Moroccan hash extremely high quality and beautiful smoke.
ULTRA SMOOTH AND SOFT BE HASH FROM THE MOUNTAINS OF MORROCCO
-As standard my Free SPECIAL Guaranteed NDD by 1pm on all items bought at my shop.
-Tracking number will be submitted when item has been packed on your invoice on LB system.
Few more hashs listed as well. JJ & DGT
Amo 2X double filtered AAA+ quality Moroccan hash extremely high quality and beautiful smoke.
ULTRA SMOOTH AND SOFT BE HASH FROM THE MOUNTAINS OF MORROCCO
-As standard my Free SPECIAL Guaranteed NDD by 1pm on all items bought at my shop.
-Tracking number will be submitted when item has been packed on your invoice on LB system.
Few more hashs listed as well. JJ & DGT

Got some nice hash and promotions at the moment with my Usual free gauranteed ndd by 1pm. JJ

Also need to get PISTACH back on the wall I can still see him but any newbies will not be able to..

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Kiltman
Royals Hash deals
Oh mate, I’m having some taffy coin right now!😻😻
I’m very jealous if you have the caramello 🤢
I’m very jealous if you have the caramello 🤢

I’m jealous of you mate, I missed the taffy and the marshmallow, but I’ve been trying to burn through enough stash to justify getting more in!
Hopefully get an order in for the caramello before it goes and whatever pops up next over that way!
That taffy looks insanely nice. I had some caramello elsewhere in the past and it was super strong, almost narcotic if you overdid it!
Hopefully get an order in for the caramello before it goes and whatever pops up next over that way!
That taffy looks insanely nice. I had some caramello elsewhere in the past and it was super strong, almost narcotic if you overdid it!

Gonna be up to 10 days from Israel mate…but just think of the excitement when it arrives! 🥳😻🥳😻

He He! Give him a chance mate! Hes only had the succession ceremony yesterday! However,he has always been banging on about "green issues" for decades so there's always hope! :)

Hey nice hash selection there JJ/ Dr Gt! Will have to put another order in when my £ hits my account this payday! :)

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Kiltman
Funny Scoring stories

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Kiltman
Funny Scoring stories
Hey biggas
Who has the best and funniest scoring stories from back in the days when you had to go to dodgy alleyways and backstreets who got sold tar as a half Dods and who got busted.
Who has the best and funniest scoring stories from back in the days when you had to go to dodgy alleyways and backstreets who got sold tar as a half Dods and who got busted.

So in the bad old days of dealing with people IRL I usually had to drive a decent distance to score. 40-50 miles to my best connection. So I’m nearly there, maybe 10 minutes away when I go to change gear & the clutch pedal just drops to the floor…. Fuck!
We manage to limp it into a shopping centre car park. 2 problems at this point. 1 I’m 50 miles from home & 2 I’ve got no breakdown cover. Of course the main priority is still scoring or the whole things been a waste. So I call my guy who reluctantly agrees to bring it to where I’m at & he knows a local garage so he’ll call them as well.
He arrives about 20 mins later with a very poorly wrapped Oz of stinking weed we do the deal & he leaves. 5 minutes later a recovery wagon rolls in & we end up getting recovered all the way home, three of us sat in the truck which now absolutely reeks of the weed my guy hadn’t really wrapped. The driver never said a word but it must have been obvious!
To top it all off the car needed a new clutch & flywheel at nearly 2 grand plus the cost of recovery.
These days I order off LittleBiggy & have full AA membership!
We manage to limp it into a shopping centre car park. 2 problems at this point. 1 I’m 50 miles from home & 2 I’ve got no breakdown cover. Of course the main priority is still scoring or the whole things been a waste. So I call my guy who reluctantly agrees to bring it to where I’m at & he knows a local garage so he’ll call them as well.
He arrives about 20 mins later with a very poorly wrapped Oz of stinking weed we do the deal & he leaves. 5 minutes later a recovery wagon rolls in & we end up getting recovered all the way home, three of us sat in the truck which now absolutely reeks of the weed my guy hadn’t really wrapped. The driver never said a word but it must have been obvious!
To top it all off the car needed a new clutch & flywheel at nearly 2 grand plus the cost of recovery.
These days I order off LittleBiggy & have full AA membership!

Oh mate believe me I'd have left the car there & walked back with the weed if it came to it! Kinda wish I had, that car was a total piece of shit 😂

Had a bit of a freaky one when I was living in Kings Cross in Sydney, there was word of a cafe there selling weed so I went there and ended up getting some, went back to the flat and rolled up a fat one, was 1/2 way through it and I turned on the tv, there was only the cafe I’d just been to being busted live on the news, couldn’t believe it!

😂😂Bet you were thinking ‘am I REALLY seeing that on the tv or is this REALLY top shit??’ 👍

I don’t miss those days!
The faff of scoring off a motley crew of lunatics, terrible timekeepers and the awkward ones who would try and get you to hang out for as long as possible…..and only a ‘teenth of the crumbiest soap bar at the end of it!
We’re so lucky we can get reviewed, primo shit delivered to your door in no time!
The faff of scoring off a motley crew of lunatics, terrible timekeepers and the awkward ones who would try and get you to hang out for as long as possible…..and only a ‘teenth of the crumbiest soap bar at the end of it!
We’re so lucky we can get reviewed, primo shit delivered to your door in no time!

Hehe too many, all bad, that’s why I love it here!
Once in India I asked around and this bloke took me to a small dark room with no windows and said he’d be right back with the weed. He then goes out and locks the door!. It’s like a hundred degrees and I’m sweating like a pig in what is basically a cell. I convince myself he’s gone for the police to get a bribe for dobbing me in. I wait 20 minutes then start forcibly kicking and pushing at the door but it’s not happening. I am going to have to go crazy ape shit bonkers to smash my way out, and probably not even then. By 30 minutes I’m losing it. I can’t believe I’ve been so fucking stupid!
Nearly 40 minutes later…click…door opens…light….smiley Indian…can’t understand why I’m so stressed…it took him a while to find the ‘man’….says he always locks the door when he goes out!!!
Jesus…I was in a state!
Terrible weed too 😂😂🙀
Once in India I asked around and this bloke took me to a small dark room with no windows and said he’d be right back with the weed. He then goes out and locks the door!. It’s like a hundred degrees and I’m sweating like a pig in what is basically a cell. I convince myself he’s gone for the police to get a bribe for dobbing me in. I wait 20 minutes then start forcibly kicking and pushing at the door but it’s not happening. I am going to have to go crazy ape shit bonkers to smash my way out, and probably not even then. By 30 minutes I’m losing it. I can’t believe I’ve been so fucking stupid!
Nearly 40 minutes later…click…door opens…light….smiley Indian…can’t understand why I’m so stressed…it took him a while to find the ‘man’….says he always locks the door when he goes out!!!
Jesus…I was in a state!
Terrible weed too 😂😂🙀

Don't think anything I've got is going to top that man FFS if it was anyone else I would have probably have put
"Did ya aye"
But LB Jedi master PollyPuff20 fair play. Kidnapped for shite weed funny
"Did ya aye"
But LB Jedi master PollyPuff20 fair play. Kidnapped for shite weed funny

Yeah but the REALLY stupid thing about it only occurred to me later that night…
Having convinced myself he had gone for the plod I STILL completed the transaction!🙀…if the police where outside they’ve now got me in possession…otherwise they would have had sweet FA!
Come on- how stupid am I??🤔
Caveat- it was a LONG time ago…
Also- I’ve got worse than that- don’t get me started on Ibiza!!
Having convinced myself he had gone for the plod I STILL completed the transaction!🙀…if the police where outside they’ve now got me in possession…otherwise they would have had sweet FA!
Come on- how stupid am I??🤔
Caveat- it was a LONG time ago…
Also- I’ve got worse than that- don’t get me started on Ibiza!!

Yep Polly is basically the Mic-Drop king of LittleBiggy. Seriously though I could listen to your life stories all day Polly 👍🏻😁

In Ghana, they sell weed already cleaned and ground, wrapped in a rizla so you just unwrap it, roll it and smoke it.
Many years ago, we were staying in this small coastal village, and bought an oz from this younger guy, only to find it was the twigs etc that had been cleaned from the actual weed for smoking.
His father heard us arguing with him about this, and looked really angry - lots of shouting etc - so we got kind of worried. We were in the middle of nowhere, very little infrastructure and travellers were rare.
It turned out he was furious with his son for giving visitors to their village a bad experience - not us for trying to buy weed there. He insisted we come into his home, were he provided food and drink and made a real fuss of us, while he sent his brother, on foot, 3 miles up the road to get a sample of decent weed for us to try.
It was great weed (luckily), so he then sent his brother back to get us an actual oz, at local prices, all while apologising for his son ripping us off!
Many years ago, we were staying in this small coastal village, and bought an oz from this younger guy, only to find it was the twigs etc that had been cleaned from the actual weed for smoking.
His father heard us arguing with him about this, and looked really angry - lots of shouting etc - so we got kind of worried. We were in the middle of nowhere, very little infrastructure and travellers were rare.
It turned out he was furious with his son for giving visitors to their village a bad experience - not us for trying to buy weed there. He insisted we come into his home, were he provided food and drink and made a real fuss of us, while he sent his brother, on foot, 3 miles up the road to get a sample of decent weed for us to try.
It was great weed (luckily), so he then sent his brother back to get us an actual oz, at local prices, all while apologising for his son ripping us off!

The youth of today will never know the struggles we old folk had to do in the olden days pre mobiles, interweb fucking pre technology.

So true…they sit on their arses scrolling through LB…the hardest thing they have to do is answer the door to the postie for their NDD 😖

Many years ago I went for a vacation to Marseille, France. being the hash enthusiast that I am I went looking for sweet ganja around when I realized some real top shelf hash imported from morocco was to be found. I was around and about for three or four days in which I managed to score different kinds of very nice hash pieces from both local and immigrant fellows. though they didn't speak any english and I didn't speak french, the hash pieces were small and expensive and the vacation was long. I've strive for a better connection, maybe one who actually speaks english so I can negotiate a good deal for a sizeable chunk of the finest available. in the fifth day it happened, I found two guys who spoke english and were able to offer a good deal on a whole bar, it was if I remember correctly the equivalent of 250eur for 100g. they seemed trust worthy and I thought it's a decent price for me as a tourist (especially in light of the prices I paid for the small pieces) so I went for it, hoping it'll be the good stuff. I found myself in the metro of Marseille, heading to Marseille's projects jumping over barriers since the guys I was riding with didn't care for paying a ticket much which was fine on the way there while we didn't carry any hash but on the way back to the city center carrying 100g hash bar on me I was a little worried with every barrier we've jumped. finally arriving to city center after jumping the last barrier a second before I breathe a sigh of relief a huge bloke in uniform with an even bigger dog approach us yelling (probably) for jumping the barriers. as I said I don't speak french and this guy seemed pretty pissed so I'm thinking we're fucked. let me tell you, until this day I don't know what the guys I was with shouted back but anyway we've just continued in our way while the dude (which I figured must have been a security guard and not an officer) was just standing there looking at us walking away doing nothing about it and the whole thing was over in matter of seconds. I eventually got back to my room with a bar of very potent, top shelf, soft moroccan hashish which me and my company enjoyed so very much during our vacation. I thank my good luck for the hash, providence and experience every time I reminiscence 😇

Hehe…brilliant! Glad it ended well!
I used to go to clubs with guys who were carrying and at a time when random door searches were common. My instinct was to keep my head down and be meek and polite but these guys were exactly the opposite really fronting up to the doormen in a challenging way. It wasn’t violence but in your face edgy banter. I thought it was a madness but they always claimed it was the soft touches who got rolled, and I guess they were right! 😳👍😉
I used to go to clubs with guys who were carrying and at a time when random door searches were common. My instinct was to keep my head down and be meek and polite but these guys were exactly the opposite really fronting up to the doormen in a challenging way. It wasn’t violence but in your face edgy banter. I thought it was a madness but they always claimed it was the soft touches who got rolled, and I guess they were right! 😳👍😉

Not a scoring story but this made me think about it and this will really show my age lol
Who remembers the book that teaches you to roll fucking mad ass joints?
Windmills, tulips 4 way fuckers
Who remembers the book that teaches you to roll fucking mad ass joints?
Windmills, tulips 4 way fuckers

That’s a blast from the past!
800 rizla, 50 grams of baccy and a ton of weed to careful construct something that is basically harsh as fuck after the third drag and leaves your lungs feeling like a pair of shrivelled raisins!
Aaah….the good old days!
800 rizla, 50 grams of baccy and a ton of weed to careful construct something that is basically harsh as fuck after the third drag and leaves your lungs feeling like a pair of shrivelled raisins!
Aaah….the good old days!

Just having a look there and you can still buy this on Amazon lol 30 years later for £8 Maybes it’s a more updated version with what to do with concentrates and how to use a dry vape or what tricks you can do with a big mighty 😍

No way man
I remember one of my mates using a bic pen as a roch for a tulip
that did not end well lol
I remember one of my mates using a bic pen as a roch for a tulip
that did not end well lol

Ahh man so many to tell.
My regular was a strange guy who seemed in need of friends. I'd turn up, he'd make the missus make us tea. (I don't like tea) and then roll us a phatty. This was at a time when I was living with parents and had to sneak around. Going to the shops for 10, turned into 2 hour trips.
Once in Barca, want to pick up, thought taxi drivers would be my gest best, so planned a few short trips so I could interact with a few people and increase my chances.
First guy I ask can hook it up. Drives us to some back streets, meets with dealer on the street, who asks in Spanish 20 or 30. (thank you GCSE Spanish) I quickly chimed in with 20 ,saved me a tenner and off we went.
My regular was a strange guy who seemed in need of friends. I'd turn up, he'd make the missus make us tea. (I don't like tea) and then roll us a phatty. This was at a time when I was living with parents and had to sneak around. Going to the shops for 10, turned into 2 hour trips.
Once in Barca, want to pick up, thought taxi drivers would be my gest best, so planned a few short trips so I could interact with a few people and increase my chances.
First guy I ask can hook it up. Drives us to some back streets, meets with dealer on the street, who asks in Spanish 20 or 30. (thank you GCSE Spanish) I quickly chimed in with 20 ,saved me a tenner and off we went.

👍👍
I’ve only had bad experiences with taxis.😂
I was with a mate going from Schipol airport into the Dam in a prepaid taxi. The dashboard had a generous dusting of white powder. My mate said to the driver we’d be happy to take a little wrap off his hands. He said it wasn’t his taxi, which is fine, except he slammed on the brakes and told us to get out in the middle of nowhere. Took ages to get him to continue the journey. He didn’t hang around for the tip 😂😂😂
I’ve only had bad experiences with taxis.😂
I was with a mate going from Schipol airport into the Dam in a prepaid taxi. The dashboard had a generous dusting of white powder. My mate said to the driver we’d be happy to take a little wrap off his hands. He said it wasn’t his taxi, which is fine, except he slammed on the brakes and told us to get out in the middle of nowhere. Took ages to get him to continue the journey. He didn’t hang around for the tip 😂😂😂

😂👍
Think the beloved Amsterdam days are all over for us tourists no need to go there anymore now we have this lovely smoking lounge 😍
Think the beloved Amsterdam days are all over for us tourists no need to go there anymore now we have this lovely smoking lounge 😍

It was still excellent 👌 times. 7 19 year olds sharing an apartment in Amsterdam 🤦♂️
The first time I went to Amsterdam after the frost night. I went to get some food and stuff could I find anywhere open that sells that naw!
You want pummelled no problem. What to buy a dildo aye. Weed just there
Milk and bread 🥖 nope 👎 lol 😂
The first time I went to Amsterdam after the frost night. I went to get some food and stuff could I find anywhere open that sells that naw!
You want pummelled no problem. What to buy a dildo aye. Weed just there
Milk and bread 🥖 nope 👎 lol 😂

Had this other dealer.
I'd turn up to his place, he'd meet me outside. Go to his car, he'd drive around for a few mins, park up and do the deal. Then drive back.
This was at a time I was buying £10 bags. Man trying to be covert like Pablo or some shit.
Safe to say I didn't use him for long
I'd turn up to his place, he'd meet me outside. Go to his car, he'd drive around for a few mins, park up and do the deal. Then drive back.
This was at a time I was buying £10 bags. Man trying to be covert like Pablo or some shit.
Safe to say I didn't use him for long

Going to have to think on this one unfortunately there has been a few.
And just for clarification Weed only lol no other party prescriptions????
And just for clarification Weed only lol no other party prescriptions????

Oh I never even considered the old days on micro dots going to see lawnmower man in the Clydebank pictures but I’ll keep that post for the next one 😀

No lets talk about Microdots.... Pleeeeease! 😂 I do have another potentially vehicle related Microdot story.

Fire away with the trippy stories it’s all good Wither it be microdots,mushy tea cooked up in an old bean can down the beach or the wonderful strawberry tabs

Three mates and I went to Hitchin on a Saturday night to score. Picked up some weed and smoked a couple of joints. Went into a public toilet for a Jimmy, me and one mate standing at the trough, the other mate in the sit down. Two coppers walk in. Obviously me and mate number one keep schtum, mate in the cubicle none the wiser keeps mouthing off about passing him a J. The cops walk out and we think we've got away with it till we walk outside. Of course they're waiting, search us and find the weed, then it's in the back of the Panda and down the nick. Statement, charged, fingerprints, mugshot, a stint in a cell. Later it was up before the magistrate, a fine and a criminal record. All that was 50 years ago this year!

It was a tiny amount! I had it tucked down behind the ciggies in a packet of Players Number 6. First place they looked!

It’s always the same back then with the 5.0
I remember my mate getting a night in the cells as they searched us and found fuck all but my mate had half used fag deck for roch
The nob asked him. Do you use drugs as he waved it in his face.
His response was, how you got any ????
Nob end huckled him
Ha ha ha ha ha
I remember my mate getting a night in the cells as they searched us and found fuck all but my mate had half used fag deck for roch
The nob asked him. Do you use drugs as he waved it in his face.
His response was, how you got any ????
Nob end huckled him
Ha ha ha ha ha

Aw mate feel your pain right there! 😵
Many moons ago I had a bar in Corfu. We used to get hassled a lot by the plod but this night two are just standing at the bar, drinking (free) beer and eying up the girls. This couple are sitting at the bar and the guy just has to tell me in a loud voice about the Q of hash he has that he smuggled in up his wife’s fanny. Any other moment this would have been hilarious. I am frozen in disbelief that he cannot see the two uniformed officers standing next to him! I do that frozen stare at him whilst trying to just flick my eyes to the left to get him to look and shut the fuck up. But no…I thought any minute now the stash is going to make an appearance. I just had to walk away, and as I do so he obviously thinks I’m being rude and shouts out “I take it you don’t want any then?!”…..Jesus Christ….😵💫🤯….they then leave and the Greek plod continue to drink their (free) beer….😳
Many moons ago I had a bar in Corfu. We used to get hassled a lot by the plod but this night two are just standing at the bar, drinking (free) beer and eying up the girls. This couple are sitting at the bar and the guy just has to tell me in a loud voice about the Q of hash he has that he smuggled in up his wife’s fanny. Any other moment this would have been hilarious. I am frozen in disbelief that he cannot see the two uniformed officers standing next to him! I do that frozen stare at him whilst trying to just flick my eyes to the left to get him to look and shut the fuck up. But no…I thought any minute now the stash is going to make an appearance. I just had to walk away, and as I do so he obviously thinks I’m being rude and shouts out “I take it you don’t want any then?!”…..Jesus Christ….😵💫🤯….they then leave and the Greek plod continue to drink their (free) beer….😳

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Kiltman
The best trip ever stories

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Kiltman
The best trip ever stories
So you all asked for it….
Was the best trip taking micro dots and going to see lawnmower man or was it overtaking 8 cars on the wrong side of the road full of strawberries and the last car being the coppers or was it the 12 hour rave in prestwick where we were all spaced out on eccy and then dropped a mick jagger tab at 8am in the morning or was it the time we all went to a caravan in the middle of nowhere dropped a tab each and then 15mins later decided it was a good idea to drop another and ended up in AandE or was it the furniture removal we done from Glasgow to baker street London right out our tits in a Ford Luton van fully loaded 13 fucking hours later at max speed was 50mph lol these are some of the mad things we got up to in the late eighty’s and early 90s
Let’s here about you biggas trippy stories✌️
Was the best trip taking micro dots and going to see lawnmower man or was it overtaking 8 cars on the wrong side of the road full of strawberries and the last car being the coppers or was it the 12 hour rave in prestwick where we were all spaced out on eccy and then dropped a mick jagger tab at 8am in the morning or was it the time we all went to a caravan in the middle of nowhere dropped a tab each and then 15mins later decided it was a good idea to drop another and ended up in AandE or was it the furniture removal we done from Glasgow to baker street London right out our tits in a Ford Luton van fully loaded 13 fucking hours later at max speed was 50mph lol these are some of the mad things we got up to in the late eighty’s and early 90s
Let’s here about you biggas trippy stories✌️

Koh Phangan - Thailand 1991. On a break from a 6 month feral surf trip in West Sumatra headed for the flashing lights of Thailand. Gold Top mushroom omlette - the others piked out - I was on my own and ate my third - worst night ever - olmec heads attacking me, melting policemen - eaten by my mosquito net - ants crawling out of my nose and mouth. I was found with a puppy, which we then had to return somehow, and a un-lit lantern staggering along the beach about 8hrs later with a terrified look on my face. Was really happy to leave Thailand get back to the islands and surf again.

HaHa 😂…you are brilliant at this Kiltman👍😍
I can’t help you….it would need me to regress to my 7 trips to Ibiza, and my analyst made me promise not to do that 🥲🥲😇
I can’t help you….it would need me to regress to my 7 trips to Ibiza, and my analyst made me promise not to do that 🥲🥲😇

😂😂😂😵💫🤯
Smoking some of the m5g hash I got from the pope of dope ages ago and I am starting to get a picture of what you look like in my head with that fez and robe on 😂
Smoking some of the m5g hash I got from the pope of dope ages ago and I am starting to get a picture of what you look like in my head with that fez and robe on 😂

M5G was the dogs nuts hash. I took some to Spain and impressed the locals, which is something. Still waiting for anything that strong and tasty to come along.

If you are picturing: sweaty gurning sleep deprived pilled up off their tits twat in a £400 costume brought out specially from the UK then you have got it bob on and must have been there😂😂😂

😂😂😂…aw man I think you may need to start this topic again, I’ve fekkin’ crowded it out, sorry🥹…it’s got legs! 👍😍

I just want to make this clear…I was NOT in Space in the morning after a full night…I was NOT in a fez & full robe…and I was NOT bothering Carl Cox…or later Oakenfold. Never happened….so that’s all good then…

Remember a night in the Arches Carl cox playing and my mate asking me how they got a gorilla banging out tunes ffs 🤦♂️
In his head at the time he thought it was plausible for a gorilla to play decks lol 😂 making me laugh just thinking about it ha ha ha
In his head at the time he thought it was plausible for a gorilla to play decks lol 😂 making me laugh just thinking about it ha ha ha

Oooh that’s much better (= less painful) she’s a Puggle you know, a cross between a Pug and a Beagle 👍
(I can’t regress to that toilet….😵💫)
(I can’t regress to that toilet….😵💫)

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What would you like us to try and add to our menu..
Agree with everyone wanting good old fashioned landrace hash 👍