BIG BEAT MANIFESTO

- PLEASE REMEMBER TO ADJUST FOR FEES WHEN SENDING. I KNOW ITS A PAIN WHEN YOU'RE SHORT ESPECIALLY IF ITS ONLY A FEW QUID BUT MY PRICE IS MY PRICE :). IF ITS SHORT IT WILL LIKELY DELAY YOUR ORDER BEING SENT SAME DAY.

- ON FRIDAY IF YOU'RE GOING TO PAY EXTRA FOR DELIVERY ITS BETTER TO GO WITH SATURDAY GUARANTEED THAN SPECIAL DELIVERY.

- WHEN USING THE MULTIPLE ORDERS OPTION MAKE SURE YOU PAY FOR AT LEAST ONE OPTION. REMEMBER TO CALCULATE THE TOTAL WEIGHT TOO. SO IF YOU ORDER 4 3.5's YOU WOULD SELECT THE 14G DELIVERY OPTION RATHER THAN THE 1-7G.

- PLEASE DON'T USE THE MULTIPLE ORDERS OPTION IF YOU'RE ONLY ORDERING ONE ITEM. ONCE AGAIN THIS WILL DELAY THE SENDING OF YOUR LOVELY PACKAGE.

Alright, its probably not return of the mac because i havent had it from hans before, but who doesnt like a mark morrison/weed combination based pun?

Anyway enough of the waffle, what did we have here? After logging on to buy my 3rd bit of his gelato (its just so bloody nice),i notice hans, like the savage he is, had decided to list a whole load of new flavours. FFS Hans, i mumbled, dropping him a quick message with a couple of questions, and cursing him for being a wicked temptress. Within an hour, he’d mailed back (great comms as always), and my order was sent. We’d gone gelato (again), the Miracle Alien Cookies 10, apple fritter, and peach cobbler.

Parcel arrived the next day (standard first class), stealth spot on as always. Across the 4 we were up about 12% overweight altogether which make me very, very happy.

Ive had the gelato before, theres a review floating about somewhere on this page, so i wont go through all that palaver again, but basically, more of the same, beautiful stuff, lovely, lovely weed.

On to the cobbler. I actually had a bit of this before, and remembered it being not too strong (the only problem with hans menu sometimes is that its just a list of strains that fuck you six ways from sunday, and occassionally, once in a while, i have to be on my tits, rather than completely off them)

Im rambling again. Anyway, so yeah, bought the cobbler because i fancied something a little bit lighter. The flavour on this stuff is fucking lush (no surprise with the apricot papaya parentage), and the stone is a bit middling, exactly what was required. Its not a cloudy stone, if that makes sense. Usual hans form (gelato aside) with the buds being quite compressed. Very nice stuff and a shame there was only a small bit if stock as i could see it doing very well on here.

The apple fritters was next, and once again, jesus, the smell and taste was top notch. If we could find a way of getting this one to fuck a very strong indica, id be in heaven. And therein lies the crux. Im not, generally a sativa fan. I like balanced hybrids, but prefer those that lean on the indica side - but very, very rarely go for anything heavy sativa leaning. This one is definately that. Interestingly my heartrate went up from a resting 69 (phnaar phnaar), to 118 after 15 minutes of smoking this. Not mega racy, but could definately feel the uplift. I enjoyed it more than most sativa’s, and the bag appeal is off the chart. Mate of mine had some of the same strain from another vendor (wierdly someone else said the exact same thing in a review), and hans was definately the superior version. A definite recommend from me, and thats a big thumbs up considering!

So last out of the bag is the mac 10. Mac stands for Miracle Alien Cookies. Fuck knows why, but i felt like i was in space about 30 minutes after firing up this bad boy. Its not got the stunning flavour that the other strains all had, and whilst it looks very good, its not jump out like the gelato is. It is, however, absolutely coated in crystal, and again, with a reasonably tight form, very little wastage, which can be a bugbear of mine with some vendors (did i ever tell you about the time i had an unattached stalk weighing .6g that was the size of a matchstick in one of my purchases from another vendor?).

When you smoke it, it comes into its own. I found (and would be interested in others views on this), that it was basically the reverse of the gelato - which started with the sativa leaning effects, before smashing you into the couch with a snuggly indica duvet. This one, starts quite heavy, and i’ll be honest, i thought it might be a bit of an early game over, but after a while the sativa genes kicked in, and it became surprisingly sociable and uplifting. That being said, joint 2 put me to sleep - my missus came down at 3am and tutted at me because id fallen asleep with final fantasy 7 remake on the ps5. When id started playing i had my wireless headset on, and at some point they must have run out of charge as they switched off and the tv started blaring. Didnt wake me up 5 foot away from it, but woke my missus up through a floor and two walls. Powerful stuff, that got me punched in the nuts because it appeared to turn off my ability to hear. Or stay awake. Where’s my grinder? Eh? What? Cant fucking hear ya!

Another 10/10. God damn you Super Hans.

Apple Fritters - https://littlebiggy.org/link/KdW77T


Mac 10 - https://littlebiggy.org/link/CQpRu1


Runtz - https://littlebiggy.org/link/gzUeWv

NOTHING BUT THE ABS0LUTE BANGERS FOR MY BIGGGGGAZ

Its been a funny couple of months on here without hans. Offline for best part of 6 weeks due to illness apparently, ive missed his extensive menu and excellent strains. Delighted to see him reappear, i celebrated by placing a triple order

This time, we settled down with the very expensive juggernaut gelato 45, the heavy hitting greasy pink and the interesting bubble kush.

Parcel arrived 2 days after ordering, stealth spot on as always.

First one out of the bag was the bubble kush. No question, the lightest stone of the 3 but in absolutely no way a ‘light’ smoke. Quite smooth, and definately at points you could taste the bubblegum really clearly. A good solid, standard indica, at a reasonable price.

Greasy pink next, and this one fits the stereotype. Ive said before, general rule of thumb with hans is ‘if it has pink in the title its gonna hit hard’ and this is no exception. Hasnt quite got the flavour of the pink cookies or the pink panties, but the effect is monstrous. Not just sofa lock but strapped you in and fogs you out for hours. I normally got through a 2:1 kingskin spliff pretty quickly, but this one took me well over an hour. So strong i forgot to have my bedtime wank. Or did i? Cant remember but my wife tutted at me in the morning.

Gelato 45. Holy shit. Having smoked 30-40 strains off hans over the last year, im certainly not someone with no tolerance, but this stuff is ridiculous. Bag appeal is off the scale here, it looks and smells absolutely gorgeous. There’s something citrussy (mimosa like?) about the taste, which is so smooth. You can feel the impact, and a strong one at that, pretty much instantly, and then you’re on the ride. It gave me a proper ‘what the fuck just happened for the last 15 minutes’ moment in that first joint (a mate who sampled said ‘i had to sit down, it made my legs wobble’), before settling into a very heavy stone where i couldnt even be bothered to think, for the most part. The mongover on this one is pretty heavy too, took me to mid afternoon the next day to start feeling coherent again!

Make no mistake, this one is an absolute rolls royce of a strain. The price makes it prohibitive as an every day weed, but tbh the strength of it makes it completely non functional anyway. Overall i’d say its one of the best, if not the best weeds ive ever had full stop, strength, flavour, the lot - but the combination of the price and the overpowering strength mean that whilst it tops the ‘best’ lists, it doesnt quite top the ‘favourite’ one, if that makes sense. But if youve got a bit of a budget and want something decadent and premium, this bad boy ticks the boxes.

Will update the rankings later, but with hans having just done a year on here, im going to drop an end of year summary on everything ive tried over the last 12 months with the full ranking list….

Money gets taken and he is a ghost. Until you threaten to leave a bad review he showed up, but only for a sec then hides again. Communication with this guy is not right. There is something wrong here.. sniff sniff .

Anybody have any delayed post from SH to Ireland? Was sent around paddy's day (tracked), have messaged SH, yet to hear back (not an issue) just wondering if anyone else has had any delays?

FOODAWG - https://littlebiggy.org/link/QRYOKF

UNDER $45 AN 8TH, BUDGET BUT A BANGER TBH. AS THE NAME SUGGESTS IT PACKS A PUNCH

GELATO 45 - https://littlebiggy.org/link/OwYNBU

FOR ALL MY BOUJEE SMOKERS YOU'VE GOT THIS CONNOISEUR GRADE GELATO. SHIT WILL HAVE YOU ON CLOUD 10

So then.

Superhans appeared on here about 9 months ago. In that time he has delievered, i would guess, about 40 odd strains. With a rotation that would put a lithe eastern european olympic gymnast to shame, he has delivered a consistently diverse, extensive menu.

We saw some crackers appear just before, and just after christmas, - the tom ford, gelonade, and the totally tropical taste of fritz. I keep a record, and score of all the strains i try off here (because i’m a fucking nerd), and Hans had already taken over most of the top 10. Not gonna lie, its skewed heavily in his favour at this point, mostly because i dont often buy from other vendors anymore. Ive now tried 31 strains off here and 19 have been from
Hans (19 of the last 22, in fact). But i digress.

This time around, we went for a cheeky little quadrangle of filthy flavours, - Sunset Sherbert, Pink Panties, Pina Acai, and the cherry chocolate gelato. Quite a selection.

Admin wise, hadnt checked biggy for a couple of weeks - saw hans listings, dropped him a message at midnight monday asking him to whack up a custom. By the time i woke up, the custom was up, so purchased at 11.00 tuesday morning. The parcel landed 22 hours later. With hans, this had been standard for me. Only one parcel arrived later than a day, and that was only a couple of days.
Another thing that is standard with Hans is the stealth. To be fair, ive never really had a problem with stealth from any vendors off here, but hans wades in with 5 layers. My wife, an ebay obsessed oddball who sends out loads of stuff weekly, often comments about how well packaged it is (before moaning about me buying more weed). High praise indeed! Crucially, Hans also marks the baggys on multiple orders so know need to play ‘guess the strain’ - somethig. Ive had to do numerous times elsewhere. - little attentions to detail that again, have become standard with this fucker.

Finally, the weight. Never been under with hans. You’re almost dissapponted if the scale lands dead on. This time was similar each bag showing between 5-10% more weightwise, than the respective orders. Maybe hans scales are broke, maybe he believes in customer service, maybe he’s too high to give a fuck - i dont really care! Again, its just standard with him.

First one i went for was the cherry chocolate. Its a really interesting smoke. Broke up nicely - probably wouldnt need a grinder, so a good ‘out and about’ one if you need to roll on the go. Its very smooth, not overpoweringly pungent. Couldnt really taste the cherry, but the chocolate flavour came through surprisingly strongly. Didnt whack me straight in the chops, kind of crept up. I wouldnt say its the strongest thing on the menu, but it definately gets you there. Theres a bit of a bodyload, but not one that slaughters you. Stoneover was more than i expected the next morning mind you. A good solid weed, the interesting flavour boosts it a bit. On its own, probably a 9, and well worth a go, especially if you dont want something thats going to fuck you into next week.

I went for the suunset sherbert next. I didnt find anything particularly distinct about the flavour, but its really nicely cured, dense nuggs, little bit of moistness in there, and again, very smooth on the smoke. Not an instant hit either, but came to the party quicker than the cherry choc. Made my eye twitch for about 10 minutes and then i passed out with dragon quest x1 on the playstation and woke up 8 hours later. We’ll give this a 9, too.

Pina acai came out of the bag next. Im not getting the pineapple here i mumbled to myself, having expecting something similar to the overpowering ‘lilt’ stench of the frittlez. Slightly airier buds on these, not as compact as a lot of hans stuff, ground up lovely. ooh its a nice smoke. Comes on pretty strong, pretty fast, and its in the flavour that the pineapple comes through. Its definately not overpowering, but you can taste it. At one point my wife looked at me and asked me why i was grinning like an idiot. I didnt know. Proper got the gigglepigs for about 30 minutes. Nice sativa high, not a racy one, but pretty ‘active’, the sort thats not going to stop you having your bedtime wank. 10/10.

Pink panties. General rule of thumb with Hans - if it has the word ‘pink’ in the name, its gonna be a banger. This continues that theme. Usual score, dark, dense, stinky nugs, covered in trichs, fluffs up great in a grinder. Of the 4, this one packs the quickest, and probably most powerful punch. Got halfway through joint 1 and had to put it down. Munchies came on strong - ‘large mixed shish kebab please mr kebab man’ - demolished that.
Really bloody smooth as well. Not many do, but this one sent me spinning a bit. Couldnt settle on a game so went for a bit of old school tv - pulled out my dvd of top buzzer and gurned my way through that like ian dowie chewing on a bowl of nettles, whilst getting felt up by dot cotton. Not a pleasant image, but i didnt care at that point. What was i saying again? Exactly. 10/10.

I usually do an update to my rankings and see where the new strains sit. Its all a bit hans friendly at the top now with only elphinstone (tgt) from another vendor making the top 5.

Cherry chocolate 12 (of 31)
Sunset Sherbert 8
Pina Acai 7

Top 5
5) la cake (possibly the strongest ive had off here)
4) pink cookies (a belter, the first major show of intent from hans, he’s gone up a level since)
3) elphinstone (tgt) (fairplay that its sticking in there amongst the hans-ness. Utterly unique)
2)pink panties (unreal)
1) frittlez (just everything you want, plus one of the strongest ‘fruit’ smells and tastes ive ever had in a weed)

Apologies for the novel.

SOME CALI A BIT CHEAPER THAN THE MOCHI, GARLIC, ETC. LOVELY STUFF!

https://littlebiggy.org/link/UgwjAK

It has to be said that SH truly loves the plant itself so much so that he has 'direct connection' with the quality. His enticing words makes you feel as if the actual strain is speaking to you directly:)) What a pleasure to know him. Marvelous SUPER HANS

BLACKJACK - https://littlebiggy.org/link/VD2jlf

GOOD PRICE GOOD BUD

BING BANG BOSH

I odered with this vendor 3 time and all paid with 1st class . 1 had lost , 1 delay 1 week and now the 3 one odered from sunday but it still not coming . And the way he rep your mes like zero respect. So for who ever want to get bud in 1-3 days and spend money to get unhappy Should avoid this vendor . This time I won’t accept 50% refund . Thanks

https://littlebiggy.org/link/86k3rm

JUST GOT A FRESH BATCH IN AND DROPPED THE PRICE. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?!

11/10 STRAINS THESE ARE

GAS MASK - https://littlebiggy.org/link/vS0sGD

GREASY PINK - https://littlebiggy.org/link/dl4ejN

He's the magical dude with his endless exotic strains. Order once and you are blissfully attached and drawn back for more.
The insightfulness it provides is immeasurable.
But one is also mindful of the source of this pleasure that 8s the man called Super Hans.
SH thank you for the pleasure bro x

Tom Ford Pink Kush - https://littlebiggy.org/link/2VkXiw

you are loved it the first time so when I saw my plug had it again I had a grab a whole load :D