RIGHT SO A FEW OF YOU HAVE HIT ME UP BECAUSE YOUR ORDERS ARE TAKING LONGER THAN 2-3 DAYS. THIS IS A COMBINATION OF THINGS:

- MASSIVE INCREASE IN ORDERS FOR US WITH LESS MANPOWER

- DELAYS AT OUR LOCAL MAIL CENTRE DUE TO "RESOURCING ISSUES" (FUCK KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS BUT THATS WHAT IT SAYS)

- TIME OF THE YEAR! ALREADY JEZ IS TELLING ME THE QUEUES AT THE POST OFFICES ARE OBSCENE SO THERE IS OBVIOUSLY AN INCREASE IN MAIL BEING SENT WHICH MAKES EVERYTHING LONGER.

ALL 3 OF THESE TOGETHER HAVE RESULTED IN SOME OF YOUR ORDERS TAKING LONGER THAN USUAL. IF YOUR ORDER IS SENT ITS ON ITS WAY TO YOU. IF YOU'RE EXPECTING A SD ON FRIDAY AND IT DOESN'T COME IT WILL COME ON SATURDAY (4/12/2020). AND MOST IMPORTANTLY I AM ON HERE TWICE A DAY MONDAY TO FRIDAY. IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS, FEARS OR QUESTIONS HIT ME UP AND I WILL RESPOND AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK

PEACE X

- PLEASE REMEMBER TO ADJUST FOR FEES WHEN SENDING. I KNOW ITS A PAIN WHEN YOU'RE SHORT ESPECIALLY IF ITS ONLY A FEW QUID BUT MY PRICE IS MY PRICE :). IF ITS SHORT IT WILL LIKELY DELAY YOUR ORDER BEING SENT SAME DAY.

- ON FRIDAY IF YOU'RE GOING TO PAY EXTRA FOR DELIVERY ITS BETTER TO GO WITH SATURDAY GUARANTEED THAN SPECIAL DELIVERY.

- WHEN USING THE MULTIPLE ORDERS OPTION MAKE SURE YOU PAY FOR AT LEAST ONE OPTION. REMEMBER TO CALCULATE THE TOTAL WEIGHT TOO. SO IF YOU ORDER 4 3.5's YOU WOULD SELECT THE 14G DELIVERY OPTION RATHER THAN THE 1-7G.

- PLEASE DON'T USE THE MULTIPLE ORDERS OPTION IF YOU'RE ONLY ORDERING ONE ITEM. ONCE AGAIN THIS WILL DELAY THE SENDING OF YOUR LOVELY PACKAGE.

Right I’ve been smoking flavours for years, this is not an OG. You’d think a cross of King Louie and SFV would have a little bit of gas but this doesn’t have any.

Was a little bit damp, I thought the vendor might have kept a humidity pack with his lot, so I didn’t complain, I’m not selling it. So I put it in the jar and aired it out every day for nearly 2 weeks. Make no mistake it smells like lemon fire. But this is not an OG, not only does it lack any gas but the more I smoked it the more it just tastes like a haze.

Nearly £400 for a z of haze? I don’t know whether you sent me haze and everyone else got OG, my bud looked the same as in the picture. I am an OG fiend so Wagwan Super Hans or anyone else who has bought this Crown OG. Tell me what you think, cause I’m feeling like I just got scammed.

Hans is truly a light unto himself. a the connoseur and extremely pleasurable to deal with. Great asset in every sense.

Edibles? If so what kind?

Distillate carts? A mate imported a load from California, they are bang on but ain't really seen anyone offering them on here.

THC vape juice? Grabbed a few samples which i'm willing to ship off for some second and third and fourth opinions.

Thai? Cali? Hash?

THC enema? okay i'm fucking with you now but pretty sure some stoner genius has done this somewhere in the world. Hats off to the deviant

Let me know ma biggaz, gifts ahoy!

My parcel arrived today after an initial hiccup. The bud is amazing but what really impressed me is super Hans himself.

Super quick replies and sorted the issue immediately without hesitation. Top quality Customer service.

Cheers super Hans.

Anyone else having delays on orders from Hans with special NDD?

The skywallker ran out and the only other indica of a similiar level was the Tuna Kush. Usually i message people when I have to do a sub but couldn't remember all of you so sticking this up in case anybody is confused. So if you received something that is looking way denser than the Skywalker with small bits of purp that is the Tuna Kush. Will have that and Strawberry Tahoe up listed (7-11-2020)

Cheers for the buds Super Hans, top quality product, fast and stealthy delivery and excellent customer service. Looking forward to speaking again soon when you have some new products.

Unfortunately Royal Mail has slowed to an annoying pace right now. Special deliveries are not landing next day, normal 1st class is taking 2+ days for people who were getting NDD last week. Your orders have been sent if they're marked as sent. Not much I can do except ask for your patience and tell you that your order will arrive (sooner rather than later) but it is out of my hands. Either there's been a increase in post sent or there's less postal workers to sort things but either way please bear this in mind.

PEACE OUT X

IF YOU ORDERED AN OUNCE OF SOUR POISON ON MONDAY AFTERNOON PLEASE MESSAGE ME (12/10/2020)

IF YOU ORDERED A Q OF SOUR POISON ON SATURDAY EVENING PLEASE MESSAGE ME (10/10/2020)

Just wanna say, after my initial bad experience with the Animal Cookies I received from Super Hans, Super Hans has gone above and beyond to rectify these issues. Contacted me about a replacement which at first I turned down as shit happens so was willing to just take it on the chin and move on but after discussing further I took them up on it. So the next day a full replacement 3.5g of Tahoe OG came through the door. The Tahoe OG is decent smoke and much, much better than the Animal Cookies. Also Super Hans threw in an extra .75g of the Pink Cookies and this bud is absolutely fire, no doubt about it, I’d highly recommend. I’ll definitely be putting in an order for the Pink Cookies and would not hesitate to buy similar quality products from Super Hans again in the future.

Great service from Super Hans - never had an order arrive in a day 1st class post and stealth was on point. Pink cookies is some nice flower, not the best to look at, but she does the job, after months of Haze this is the nice indica Stone I’ve needed! Nice one Super Hans

Aaah super hans, super hans. An interesting new entrance to the lb seller fold. Some intriguing products listed, but as a relative newby, im not really a guinea pig kind of buyer. Ive watched with interest as the reviews have come in, to see how people viewed the quality and stealth. And those early days looked a bit rough, but it always seemed as though he tried to sort any problems, and any iffy products were soon delisted and replaced. . Ive always liked the underdog, so took the plunge this week and ordered a sample of the poison and the pink cookies. During the 24 hour wait, i’d been hoping that the product is good. Hans is an affable, likeable seller, great with comms, and the stealth and delivery time was bang on.

So when the products arrived, i was excited to see what we had. We went sour poison first. On opening up, weight was slightly over on both, and the smell of the durban, slightly acrid, citrussy, was lovely. Buds were slightly on the dry side but looked good, little stem and leaf weight wastage, and it ground up a treat. The taste was smooth and pretty unique. Im actually surprised at the consistently high ratings - not because the bud was bad - it absolutely wasnt - but because it really strikes me as a bit of a controversial, marmite, love it or hate it type bud. I loved it. Pretty unique, with a strong but functional sativa high. Definately a weekday smoke - a nice warm buzzy high, but not one that will mong you for days. Stinky though. Dont smoke this in a garden with neighbours close!!

So onto the pink cookies. Yeah, ok. Buds pretty sticky here, bit more persistence with the grinder required, but again a lovely sweet smell, which expands on the grind. Taste was lush. You can really taste the wedding cake parentage. I smoke a reasonable amount but the high was fast, and strong. I now know how Gandalf felt, plunging from the bridge of Kazad Dum with the balrog, plummeting to an inevitable demise, only to rise like a phoenix as gandalf the white a couple of hours later. Very, very heady, not locked into the couch, but pounded into it. Couldnt even be arsed to turn the tellybox over for an hour or so, even though i was stuck on some music channel playing rachel stevens and holly valance shite.


A big thumbs up. This guy is great, and i will absolutely be back, no question. I hear a little rumour of some Diablo on its way, and i will be all over that.

Tman’s lb strain rankings:

Note : my rankings are not about quality of the bud, theyre about how i ranked the strain in terms of personal enjoyment. We all have different tolerances, preferences in terms of high, taste, smell etc. Ive shown the top 5 for context so people have an indication as to what i like. These two products are the 12th and 13th i have tried in my 4 month LB tenure.

1) elphinstone (TGT)
2) papaya (TGT)
3) PINK COOKIES (superhans)
4) Ghost train haze ( RB)
5) SOUR POISON (superhans)

Ending a 4/5 lockout from tgt (displacing mimosa and banana haze), Superhans has come into the top 5 of the charts not once but twice. A ‘super’ effort - and make no mistake, on current form, this guy is legit. Buy with confidence guys.

Looked like it was taking a battering early on but spoken to a couple of people who have ordered off you and theyve been really positive. Just waiting for a sativa i fancy to come up and i’ll give it a go bud

Just wanted to post for my fellow biggaz.
As you know been here for a while and like to give new vendors a go if i can all be it with a bit of vetting first. Super Hans past my screening with ease after chatting for some time before the purchase. Was straight up with answers and quick to respond. Made a custom order and came through in style. NDD as requested , was on its way the next day and landed as such. Great stealth packaging. Product looks good, have sampled one so far and was very happy with the smoke at a near normal price which on LB is largely unheard of on LB these days.
Great work Super Hans on service and product, bringing some interesting genetics ive been after for a while, i wish you well here! Seems planted reviews / dirty tactics by competition have started already, a real shit show on here of late on this score and certainly doesnt fit with the market ethics! Just give people a chance and if your a vendor out to do harm to others rep, let your own product , pricing and service do the talking.
Further review to follow as soon as i get through all and have time.
Peace
BH