I don't understand the premise of a nation, when they say a nation competes what does that mean? Is there some kind of contest like the olympics? Who are the contestants representing each country? Who are the judges etc, it's all bullshit trying to describe after the fact people just going about their own lives. Who wakes up in the morning saying I'm representing say Chile today, and I'm going to beat those fuckers in Lithuania?

Sure it's what the nation's call "cyberspace" and they aren't going to allow it to be an "alternative" if they have anything to do with it.

The arms race before this didn't lead to a lot of usage but a lot of great tech. Who knows when the luck runs out but it seems a safe hand-off to an open, understandable oracle is the stable outcome.

If you don't include the 80 milly dead in WW2, yeah.

despite the ending in the pacific ww2 was not about an arms race. ww3 on the other hand is and the escalation in destructive capabilities is what's prevented it. so far.

there's been a few arm races, first was rocks vs fists

The next generation of warefare will start with Quantum computing in my opinion.

The ability to crack our current gen encryption within 5 mins, which would take a super computer 25 years to do.

The implications of this is mind blowing. That being said, it is a race as shortly after, I would expect there do be quantum resistant encryption.

that's a good bet wiz. i think we always need to fight over something, it's basically energy for evolution. be nice if we can keep it online this time.

come on guys, wake up

Not maybe, this is the one that saved me!

Awesome track

oooo, me likes!! Love finding things I've not heard before..

I want to send a million mail in votes for this one.

yeah keep those crime rhymes on the shelf mrs d

Good to see clean up Borg join in with this. I’m sure you AI have developed sentience 😂 all good with me

Code Name

we're at least getting warmer here.

Mary Jane by Murkage

"A friend in weed is a friend indeed" :)

love!

Cartman really has range, nice kid too I worked with him years ago.

Have to agree with you there this song really shows his range.

Cartman is hilarious. South Park is the only thing I’ve loved since it started and still watch now at 42. We should start a Cartman clip thread.

what was it like working with the mother?

Coming in from the cold

bigg up

whole lotta love!

*orders another eighth.

pity the fool

welcome to the family

black still

One of the things I love about lb is its a race free zone. You can say you are color blind IRL but here its an existenital condition.

gender is also configurable

This version of Dave Brubeck's- Take 5

Inhale, exhale.. just got an oz in the mail. Cypress hill

Everything's better with a bag of green XD

Excellent

You don't need crack and you don't need speed coz everything is better with a BAG OF WEED

Welcome to the humble neighbourhoods.

listen to LB

always thought the devil was playing setup here, like for a rematch with meth

cant c me

Somewhere over the Rainbow - Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwoʻole,

Lovely that

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE..
(Monty Python of course).

Oh yes!! ....and Monty Python also wrote possibly the greatest love song of all time :) (not entirely sure it would qualify as an LB theme tune though....end credits though, maybe) :)

stash up OPM

that echo always delivers

I'm putting forward this infectious little number...'In Hell I'll Be In Good Company' by The Dead South :)

An earworm for biggas!

hmmm afroman

subjecting anyone to randy newman isnt fair

lmao

youve got a friend

Hard to choose just one but one of my faves growing up 😁 💨

Dammit, beat me to it haha

I love you Mary Jane ✌️

https://youtu.be/yuFv-tQNycg?si=ZD14zJIfc_Ft9EC5

Obviously the theme from gta San Andreas :)

Juice 💚💦

I can do rock and roll or poem style lyrics

Eminem ft Royce bad meets evil haha. The chorus is what nails it for me.
It may offend some tho...

great song but antithesis of lb

Only the smoke tree's and fuck the law bit. I just think song is really good. defo take the song with a grain of salt tho.

Been a while since my ears heard that !

"Bad Meets Evil" is an electrifying collaboration between Eminem and Royce da 5'9", showcasing their undeniable chemistry and lyrical prowess. The intense wordplay and aggressive delivery create a dynamic and captivating listening experience, leaving fans craving for more.

Interesting Fact: "Bad Meets Evil" originally started as the title track for an EP released by Eminem and Royce da 5'9" in 2011. The EP gained significant success, leading to the formation of a hip-hop duo named Bad Meets Evil, after the song that brought them together.

It would just be a LittleBiggy version of the Friends theme song.

Surely worth a shout.... :) 'Just Say No' by The Cast Of Grange Hill

Enter the Dragon - do you really like it

Ringo’s No No song

"No No Song"

Huh-huh! Huh-huh
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)

A lady that i know just came from columbia,
She smiled because i did not understand.
Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha!
She said it was the best in all the land.

And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't smoke it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

(ah-ah-aye-aye)

A woman that i know just came from majorca, spain,
She smiled because i did not understand. (parazzi! Parazzi!) (ole!)
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,
She said it was the finest in the land.

And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't sniff it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye)

A man that i know just came from nashville, tennessee, oo, (oh no!)
He smiled because i did not understand.
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho,
He said it was the best in all the land. (and he wasn't joking!!!)

And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't drink it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

Well, i said,
"no, no, no, no, i can't take it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

Hey yeh!

"i'll just have another drink, barman, have you got a large brandy?"

yeah, no.

Yeah no, no no or yeah! no no?

Let it be

words of wizz, dumb

That song by Nickelback ROCKSTAR 😂✌️

I don't want to set the world on fire

https://youtu.be/6l6vqPUM_FE?si=rR7gheMidJjUL1Y6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm-po_FUmvM

What song is that Juicy J ?

When I think about you I touch myself

midnight at the oasis

almost too on the nose

Holocene - bon ivor

I was raised catholic and this is seriously the best joke I’ve read on this site lmao

Mass murder; centuries of child abuse, financial manipulation of countries and its peoples, stifling science for centuries, masses of lies and corruption, manipulating the world, controlling the weak minded, instilling a ridiculous morality onto its followers that only incites hatred and misery

The catholic churuch is just the greatest group of criminals to ever exist

God I’m so proud to be catholic 😂

You forgot to include wealthiest, if the Roman Catholic Church realised all it's assets then they could probably eradicate world poverty in a year

Facts

Thank you for speaking what I am thinking

What mass murders?

👍🤣

All Abrahamic religions are backwards and immoral, imo.

Christian god Genocided the whole planet to prove a point, and the Muslim Prophet, well, look up the age of Aisha when he married her.

We no longer need religion, its just a tool to distract and divide people.

Edgy.

The Catholics needed a pedant on their side not a pendant. Taken literally this position gets a lot easier to defend.

All religions no matter what are just man made ideas and a collection of stories. Stories that were spoken often over a drink and made into whatever you made up round a fire. People needed controlling with a certain fear thousands of years ago and needed a divine leader. I'm uncomfortable with it all. It's all just made up. And to think it is the basis of all wars, man made ideology. Bad work I say

I'm not sure trying to peg any organisation as objectively good or bad is possible, but also fuck the Catholic Church and all they are.

This reminds me of a Jam lyric: "We were no match for their untamed wit".

Jesus is King

are there any gods that support democracy?

Yet his loudest followers scream at women at abortion clinics, promote violence towards gay people and basically act like 15th century bigots with torches

Doesn’t sound very loving to me, sounds more like a relationship with Ike Turner

Jesus spoke beautiful words but they’ve been twisted and manipulated to spread hate not love by the loudest “believers” as evidenced in every evil act done in the name of Jesus or Christianity

I’m gonna stick to worshipping the truest deity known to man- our lady and saviour MARY JANE 🤣

When have God fearers and followers of jesus christ ever attacked anyone, gay or straight?

with that but the question remains

God is not democratic or wavering in any way, its his way or the burning pits for eternity he mentions he is a jealous God and if you are two minded then you are not with him

Yes but they die in an apocalyptic battle with stupidity

Objectively for its merit orthadox Christianity seems like a good guide to me. The scope of practicing virtue and aiming to overcome vices and sin I can't really think of a more noble cause. I think it's definitely not for the feint hearted and seems we're in an age of hedonism with little to no solid, tangible spiritual values.

Living to a higher power or God has a drastic effect on people in the relms of recovery and elsewhere. I am coming to terms with it as it as a path over the self and see great oppertunity with aligning ones values for a greater purpose and in vitro achieving one's own potential while on this earth.

Probably the most original and though through answer. I myself know God exist but even if he didn't and I just thought he did, everything the bible teaches about morals and character has made me a better person and it does the same with anyone who follows the teachings of jesus christ. Jesus only had 12 disciples and it says in the bible following jesus will lead to ridicule and struggle. Earth is Satan's playground and we are vastly out numbered but when all returns to dust only almighty God will remain.

And saying the church and its various denominations are a true representation of God and all who follow is the same as saying jihadist and the taliban are a true representation of all Muslims and all who follows Islam.