The police come to lock you up for good!

£5,500,000 per year in tax fees income...

I’m not even angry, just very disappointed

First of all, Smee needs to remove his crusty lips from around RB’s aids ridden cock. In all my years, RB is by far the worst street or web dealer that I have ever dealt with.

‘Why?’ I hear you cry.

Logistics: Delivery in England over a week late, so no customs to deal with (and Don’t spout that “it could be RM” waffle that some of you druids are spewing). Package clearly marked as sent yesterday, so RB can do one with that excuse.

Communication/customer service: Have sent messages during that time, politely asking for an update (I know that things are fucked at the moment, so I would have settled for a simple acknowledgement). How hard would it be for RB to copy and paste the same message, “order is being processed, sorry for delay. ETA 7 days” or something on those lines to all orders in a given day? Okay this out with me for a second QUICK MATHS: let’s say it takes 10 seconds to type the message out once, and 5 seconds to paste the same message to each person who has ordered that day... RB says he gets over 200 orders a day (which, if true, and based on an average order value of £100 which you can see on his page, RB is making £20,000 rev per day, probably £15,000 in pure profit once all his costs and overheads are accounted for) then for RB to provide an update for all orders once per day, would take less than 20 minutes... I COULD DO THAT DURING MY MORNING SHIT BREAK AND STILL HAVE TIME TO READ SOME EMAILS, and it’s really the least anyone could expect considering how much money the cunt is making from us hard working taxpayers, I’d do some disgusting things for £15,000 per day... THAT IS £5,500,000 TAX FREE INCOME before any BTC price fluctuations... Don’t try telling me that ‘there is no such thing as customer service in the drug game’ - yes there is and I’ll tell you why... suppliers in any competitive market (legal or illegal) Where the buyer Can choose WHERE THEY WANT TO BUY FROM is influenced by customer service. RB doesn’t sell anything that you can’t get from another online seller, or from your nearest corner boy, so it’s obvious (maybe even to you, Smee) that the one any only way that a supplier can differentiate is, yep you guessed it, customer service. Then again, maybe the concepts of micro/macro economics are a bit too tough for some of you CONSPIRACY THEORY BELIEVING, 5G FEARING fuckwits to get your heads around, in which case touch luck, chances are you are a middle aged dosser living in either your parents spare room, or a cozy council flat with your fat pregnant pikey bird; then again I know plenty of people (usually those with a misspelt tattoo and a plethora of rotten STIs) who think that they are gangsta. That said I’ll make it simpler for you... if you need to replace your favourite pair of Lonsdale trainers, both JD sports and Sports direct have the product at the same price, but JD has stock today and the bird behind the counter is for, whereas Sports Direct is staffed by your ex girlfriends best mate shaniqua who is a mouthy cunt AND they don’t get stock till next week... where do you go to get your new trainers??? JD innit bruv.

Anyone that thinks it is okay for RB to act like HE IS THE ONE DOING YOU A FAVOUR after you’ve just spent more on a single order than most cunts could earn in a week, are morons with no self worth. Probably got fiddled when they were kids though so I don’t hold it against you - SHOW US ON THE DOLL WHERE THE MEAN MAN TOUCHED YOU

Oh and to top it all off, the useless tramp has sent me the wrong strains THANKS FOR THE BUSH WEED and I haven’t even got the right quantities.

I could go in and on, but I’ll leave leave you with this...

I miss street dealers, at least they have the decency to LOOK YOU IN THE EYE BEFORE THEY BUMP YOU

Fuck you Smee, fuck you RB and fuck anyone else that has some misplaced sense of loyalty to radarbreeder and his council estate crew of crackhead cunts.

TDLR;
1. RB ain’t shit
2. Smee is the spunk his ma should’ve swallowed
3. Go back to your friendly neighbourhood dealers and support local businesses