Paula Anna Stroms Trans-Millenia Music is my suggestion; synthesisers played organically without a reliance on MIDI.

i remember double dropping acid and accidentally stumbling upon U2 with or without you and thinking it was the best song of all time (in that moment)

Must have been really nice acid lol

Good stuff. Never got into U2 myself. I saw Talking Heads play the Hammersmith Odeon back in 1980 and U2 was the support band. Actually spent their set in the bar!

U2 are one of those bands that shine in the studio but are average live; their stuff is super production oriented.

good call

Anything by Elton John fucking hate the cunt and his music, my wife ruined my Xmas day few years back by telling me a gay singer i didnt like had died.
I was so exited then she told me it was George Michael and i was gutted.

Nearly choked when i read this, im a terrible person lol

and i feel better about myself, you know plotting his murder and all. george michael on the other hand was a genius and worth a quickie in the facility of his choosing

Hahahaha

Hahahaha, I actually like Elton, well as much as a straight man can but that made me laugh man.

Your terrible mate im rofl

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fairground simply red, gives me violent thoughts of grabbing mick by his flowing red curls and bouncing his head of every hard surface available. Total pissflap

i went straight to the curls when you said simply red

Yeah anything by Simply Red can give me Forrest Whittaker eye but Fairground is especially bad

Listen too long and you get Evander Holyfield ear.

😆Evand-Ear!

If i listened for too long i'd be praying for Iron Mike to turn up 😬👂🏻

stop, you're making me hungry

God save the queen.

Two things that influence our lives so much but aren’t real

we mean it man

Come on Eileen, it is the worst thing ever created. Can’t stand the guys voice.

And imagine being called Eileen when it came on down the pub back in the day…. Poor cow needed 3 packs of baby wipes.

oh were gonna cum on eileen alright

oh come on

Too many but Will Smith - Wild Wild West has got to be up there surely. It’s like some record execs put a gun to his head and said ‘Dance bitch!’

Do you think they did it again to willow ? I whip my hair even for a 13 year old was fucking awful

that movie had so much going for it and they still blew it, would make a better series than a lot of shit

Nothing Compares to You by Sinead Depressing Cunt O'Connor that song has the warmth and charm of a dead Rat lying next to a used Tampon.

i dont mean to get personal but why did you need the rat if you had a tampon?

this is hilarious :)))))))

Isn't it just.... I'm reading this thread howling. Great start to day

That Barbie girl tune, need I say why! Lol
And the “grandma I love you” tune, showing my age! Lol

but barbie girl got me through a tough breakup

Here's why I disagree with this wholeheartedly.

Ok you win… The grandma I love you song was fucking horrendous, then they felt the need to create the sequel… Grandpa I love you… I mean we got the message the first time.

written and produced by herbie flowers, one of the greatest session musicians of the late 60's and 70's (google him - he's was an amazing musician and played bass on many of the greatest recordings of the era from lou reed, scott walker, david bowie, t rex, bryan ferry, many more) who was sick of getting paid session rates and living in a two bed semi in ditchling while everyone who employed him got super rich so came up with the st. winifred's school choir records as a retirement plan, possibly also as revenge against a cruel, unjust and uncaring world/record buying public and maybe a bet with lou reed that he could make something even worse than metal machine music and still get it to number one.

you are right though, they are truly the worst songs ever recorded.

surely anything by Celine Dion or the like

Woah slow up man, she taught me that my heart will go on, you can’t buy that wisdom bro.

Lol. She is a liar too, when that Leo chap drowned in the ice, his heart certainly didn’t go on….

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Touché lol

Justin Beaver song with the trumpet. Just Fuck right off with that shit

thats not a trumpet thats his ass whinging

Remember when the greatest rapper alive went mad?

i actually like that track the beat is tight

Take That's cover of 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' is all kinds of horrible :)

OMG!!!!!

take that and shove it up your ass

Babycakes - 3 of a kind.... ? It's a horrible ear worm haha

Ob-la-fuckin-di, ob-la-fuckin-da

Or Octopuses Garden. Stick to yer shit drummin', Ringo.

Watch this with your sound on, and I think you will agree no further explanation is required.

Scarred me for life this one

Bruno Mars.

"When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are"

My question is - how many faces did he previously change to suit his needs. He's amazed he found someone who's face doesn't need rearranging. This man is a psycho folks.

Peter Andre, Mysterious Girl.

Keane - Bedshaped.

Stupid, depressing lyrics that make no sense at all.

Bedshaped? That'll be a bed then...


I hate it because it reminds me of the two weeks I spent crawling around a 20 inch deep subfloor void for 8 hours a day, doing timber treatments on a huge old house.
That shit was on the radio every 20 mins for the whole time we were there.


Scarred me 🙉

Steppin' Out by Joe Jackson. Ain't rock, ain't disco, can't dance to it without looking like Steve Martin doing a retarded dance.

Bohemian rhapsody.
I’d be happy to never listen to that again.

If you really want a contender for worst song, you need to listen to Taylor Swift Gorgeous. The song composition and the lyrics seem like they were written by a child.

Also majority of her songs. She did a cover of September by earth wind and fire that haunts me... She turned funk into folk what the actual fuck.

thats a frightening thought so i had to check it out.

even worse than i imagined

D'yer Maker by those Blood and Fire Roots Reggae Heroes Led Zep.
Why? Because it's 'kin awful

all the weed on lb couldnt get me through this

hahaha.. funny to see Zeppelin here because it did occur to me too . Seems like everybody has to adore their music :P

Not often you hear Zeppelin and fuckin awful.

Boy George song called 'I'll tumble for you'. Worst song and artist ever.

do you really want to hurt me

I forgot all about this,Hey plenty of Zepp stuff is fine but that song really gets my goat the first time i heard it i never knew who it was my missus had been putting cd's in the laptop and they kept getting synched to my ipod it came on random one day and i just went wtf is this shit before looking who it was, it sounds to me like a holiday camp band doing reggae.

Sometimes they stole good shit....Sometimes they stole fucking awful shit.

All musicians steal mate and say they were inspired. A lot of that era were the same. Keith Richards does it. Don’t think that takes away from them as musicians.

Yeah I know, I was just trying to be funny. They're still my favourite band from that era.

Cool, mine too. Sometimes I feel like the great Alan in your photo speaking to younger people. AHA. I was sick with laughter when he got hit with a cow. Steve coogans characters are genius. All the way back to the calf family

Best Zeppelin

as a punk i was always compelled to hate led zep, it was a mistake, i still hate most classic rock still (with merit now) but these guys were really in a class by themselves.

Its not theft.... its "inspiration"
😘

zep had range

I’m too nice to downvote as maybe that’s how you feel but seriously? The band who gave us in my time of dying can never be fuckin awful.

Led Zep - Best covers band ever!

whats the story on this?

What's so annoying is that it's high in the UK charts atm

Anything by ladbaby,pair of tossers

any yeat song

.... you guys forgot ..... Black lace .... no explination needed also the birdy song.

Perfect by Fairground Attraction

Because nothing ever is…😉

Lil Wayne Lollipop

Now it wont leave my head

Anything by/from:
Enya
Engelbert Humperdinck
The "Top 20"
Eurovision
Status Quo
Enya
Enya
--- all should be banned as Weapons of Mass Destruction of the ear'oles

Las Ketchup

Driving my girls in my car when they were younger they always put the radio on. I'm fine with that but I had to insist on three strict rules. 1. No Phil Collins; 2. No UB40; and 3. No Starship "We Built This Fucking City". I consider myself a pretty mellow guy but if the station wasn't changed when any of them came on I could change into a raging beast.

moves like. jagger

Sweet Caroline... It's everywhere... I wish it would fuck off 😂 it irritates me

Anything by James blunt ..that man's tone of voice makes me want to murder kittens !!

Or anything by them

Friday by Rebecca Black

thanks for this introduction unc top shelf

Fantazia-castle Donington 92
Great memories 🙂

I remember! I tried copying the lyrics to the MC at my local youth club disco !. I was king for a day ☀️😂🤩

Anyone have rave flyers stuck on the wall with blu tac. I had my whole room covered. Fantazia dreamscape and lots of sterns which always had a pun or a rip off of a brand on the front "never mind the bollox, here's interdance!"

Disney metal

Heavy HEAVY HEAVY!

Super chilled

Anyone familiar with Devin has probably heard the live version of Deadhead before, but in case you haven't here it is. The whole performance is fucking rad, but the vocals that kick in from 6:27 are something else.

Ocean Machine and Terria have to be my favourite albums though.

His throat must be killing him after a gig =p

lol can’t believe I’ve just stumbled upon a post about devin Townsend. Absolute legend 🔥

My circle's coming back :)

New Order, cant tell whats new/old/remix or Alzheimers.

Tangerine Dream even more of this

Le Sony'r Ra * SUN RA *
He has many names
He works on the other side of time

Tom Waits. My all time favourite artist. Been putting stuff out for 50 years and never made a dud album IMO. And none of them sound dated.

Man, I love Tom Waits. What an artist.