chat
send private message
sam508
joined sep 2021
share sam508 and generate bitcoin with reference codes.
6 topics on sam508
+12
sam508
by  sam508
Lost In The Mist Of The Grove
Its been about two weeks now and I'm still lost in the mist.... the worry of how, why and when I got here is gone... Nothing but joyous energy fills my body as I feel the Winter Solstice closing in.... Will I ever leave here..... do I ever want to leave here...... are all these new things real?

From what I remember it all started when I spotted a rabbit (of a dead nature) that seemed to be in a hurry... Intrigued I did my best to follow said rabbit closely and all I could hear was his ramblings of Druids, Magical Groves and plentiful fruits!

Before I knew it the rabbit speed had increased, he suddenly darted and be-lined his way towards a mist... It was rolling in at an unnatural rate and covering the winter ground like a blanket.. Then all of a sudden he disappeared into the thickness... Nothing but faint voices and laughter could be heard from him... as well what I thought sounded like a fox!?!?

Before I knew it I too was engulfed.. I didn't know which way was up or which way was down.. Scents of budding fruit filled my nose and calmed my nerves as they rode the waves of the mist... Or is this smell the mist itself??? no, my mind must be playing tricks on me i thought... that's impossible..

I wondered around some more trying not to think too much.. blindly following my other senses when suddenly I thought I saw a hooded figure.. I wasn't frightened, more drawn into this mystical looking shape...
Could this of been one of the Druids the Rabbit was talking about? No.. cant be... but maybe I should check just in case... I started to pick up pace, faster and faster I went just to catch another glimpse of this strange figure..

Then without warning the fog lifted slightly to reveal an opening... It was then I realised I wasn't at home any more but in a magical grove full of plants and life.. Wait... I know these plants.... its cannabis!!!!! but they are nothing like the ones we get in our world?!?!

I took a closer look at the first resinous plant to see a label attached like something from Alice In Wonderland.. It read "Forbidden Runtz" Was this what the Hooded figure wanted me to find...did he want me to have this.. I didn't hesitate... I wanted to roll one up straight away but couldn't as didn't have any papers or lighter... Then poof! out of nowhere some appeared at my feet.. Just what i needed! I didn't question it.. Just said thank you to whoever was out there and rolled one up..

This plant had a lovely deep fruity smell with frosty buds that warmed my body with every hit.. Not too strong and not too weak, just right for the first one to try!

Just as I was digesting that smoke my I eyes made contact with another glorious plant.. This time the label read Gelato.... Smooth scents of creamy sweetness oozed out and begged me to smoke it. So i obliged once again.. This one uplifted me and gave me hope to track down the rabbit, fox and that druid looking fella...

Whilst I closed my eyes and let the Gelato wave come over me, my nose started tingle like smelling salts had been waved under it!
Except this wasn't unpleasant and definitely was no salt!

Nothing but dank pungent Strawberry Nana aromas filled every sense I had! I was almost over powered with happiness. This was to be my favorite of them all.. Tasted so sweet and brought sunshine into these dark months..

I Iaid back, closed my eyes and took it all in.. Only to break this moment of peace to reload my body with the fruits on offer.. How long have I been here now.. where is everyone else... is this all a dream...

Then all of a sudden the mist dropped again and a new path opened up... I could see another clearing ahead but this time with what seems to be lots of activity. I rubbed my eyes as I entered due to the bright light.. When my senses adjusted again I saw the Rabbit, Fox and Druids standing in front of me.... Then the Druid spoke up and said "welcome to the Secret Grove! please join us and the rest of our fellow lucky biggars who made there way here".. A sense of calm and belonging came over me...

Then.... BOLLOCKS! I woke up in my bed and it all seemed to be nothing but a dream??

SHIT... Got up annoyed at the world and went to open my door... Then suddenly I caught a wiff of Strawberries which took me back for a second.. I laughed to myself about the power of the sub conscious brain, dreaming etc.. and rolled up a smoke... then suddenly the smell got stronger and a mist started to seep through my window... Here we go again!! Its going to be good new year!!
+8
sam508
Was going to write a review of my experience with Druids Magic but got extremely bored and a bit high (well quite high) today at work so decided to do the above instead.. I'm in no way a creative writer and actually slightly dyslexic so please don't judge.. Just wanted to have some fun with the review :)

The Druids have been wonderful to deal and offer such a great personal service..Ive had some brilliant chats outside of the buying conversations and look forward to whats in offer in the future!

Cheers!
Sam
+6
DeadRabb1t
I have saved that if you don't mind Sam? Really put a smile on my face and Polly is right #1 Stoner review of the year ☺️👍🤯🐰
+5
sam508
No worries dude :) Glad it put a smile on your face! As I said to Polly I found that I had fun with this.. Which is strange as I don't think Ive done anything like this since school.lol.

Once the high wore off I was a bit worried about what I had posted.. lol. but its up now and I stand by it. (from a distance hidden behind a computer screen ;) )

I wanted to add in some of the other Biggars who use Druids Magic as well, but kept it short as didn't want to over think the whole thing or make it too long winded.. Plus no one else had any animal names.lol
+5
Catsbananas
↑↑↑↑↑↑ :)
+5
sam508
ahhh dude! sorry i missed you out! Your name would of worked perfecty.lol. Could of been a "cat in the hat" type character who loved the Strawberry Banana as well ;)
+3
Catsbananas
Ha! Makes me think of that Jama - jamir - jammiro... That Jammy Ricky jazz funk geezer from the nineties. :)
+3
sam508
Ahh, I don’t think I know the reference.. I was around then but If you can find a pic it may jog my memory. Sometimes it needs a little nudge in the right direction.😂
+2
Catsbananas
Jamiroquai. 😀
+1
sam508
Ah, Jamiroquai. Now the description makes sense 😂👍
+6
pollypuff20
😂😂😂
That has to the #1 Stoner Review of 2021 Sam!
I call the Forbidden Runtz the ‘Creeping Beauty’…it’s now on my all time faves!
Have a great Xmas buddy…🎅👍🔥❤️
+3
sam508
Thanks Polly.. I must admit i was very stoned. hahaha.

I started to think about writing a review which then ended being more of a day dream.lol. then thought screw why not... just type what comes into my head.

I actual surprised myself as I found that I had fun typing it.. :) Not normally one for doing things like this and its no way near perfect (why i wont re read.lol) but the main thing is i enjoyed myself.lol

Merry Christmas to you too dude!
+5
Catsbananas
Well I enjoyed it. We need more like this. Rather than "adults" telling each other they are sticking "things" into vendors "orifices" just because they - gasp - like a product or the service. :)
+4
sam508
Thanks bud :)

Yeah, it is funny how some people can be.. To be honest that's why I worried a bit after posting this... Thought i would get ripped into for sucking up... or being lame etc. etc.

But I'm old enough now to override those feelings (just about) and try not to care too much about what people may think..

Its strange though...
we are on a weed forum..
where we talk about weed..
with vendor sections....
to discuss them and their products...

So never understand the negativity that surrounds this type of thing..
+5
Catsbananas
Yeah, I could tell that was your thinking. I'm the same, sometimes want to post certain ramblings but end up not bothering!!

To put a smile on my face, I like to imagine some of the rants out of context:

T*sco cashier: oh, I'll just get you another loaf of bread this one has a slight rip in it...

"Adult": WHAT? You fking T*sco sheep cnt. That other person's bread was fine. You cok sucking scammer. EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME!! You are all wnakas for shopping here. I've been nothing but polite and respectful towards this be-atch and she has literally took a sh1te right in my open mouth."

Or something like that. :)
+4
DeadRabb1t
I post aimless rambling and I get people asking me to go back to vape talk 🤷🏻🤔😉☁️🐰☁️

Admittedly it wasn't in the class of the above 😍
+5
Catsbananas
All this vape talk of yours is a ruse. Busted! I have it on good authority soon after this picture was taken you went into a grocers... got a carrot... and did... "a magic disappearing trick" with it. And that's all I'm saying. 😲😲
+4
DeadRabb1t
Hang on how did you get that image, I did a Google right to be forgotten thing after the case and everything 😮
+4
Catsbananas
Got it from the same person who took the Downing Street wine and cheese picture. May, I think she was called? Tessa? Trish? Something like that. :)
+3
sam508
I think you should find out who leaked the photo and sue their ass! 🧐 😂
+3
pollypuff20
Captured right there DR!
All that “oooh my elev8 this and my crystal bowl that” whilst really it’s out the back with a tinny and a tab!
I knew it! 🦊⚡️🐰
+3
sam508
😂 love this example! Sums it up perfectly… and made me laugh my ass off!.🤣

But it’s true! Imagine speaking like that in real life! 🤷‍♂️
+2
pollypuff20
😂😂😂
+5
Viper201
Hahaha, this made my day reading this. And I’m with you I’ve been smoking druids solidly for almost three weeks and can totally relate 😂
+4
sam508
Cheers dude! I’m just having a smoke of the Strawberry Nana as we speak. 👍

Just seen that your name would of worked well in there as well… some form of play on the old story of the snake/temptation type thing.. Only this time with fruits of the grove! 🍓 🍉 🍎
+4
Viper201
Haha yeah I was going to say I’m sure I was there lurking in the mists of the grove.

The strawberry nana is special I’m really enjoying it. Tbh I got some of everything they just had and it’s all top drawer.

The druids really are special vendors
+4
sam508
Nice! Im a bit jealous as I didn’t grab all of them in the end.. lol. But there’s more to come :)

They really are top vendors!
A lot of people on here have been smoking for a long time and are way over the whole picking up weed in dodgy car parks etc. So when I do pick up now it’s either from friends or people I know where I trust them and their products…

So I treat this site the same way…. and Druids Magic feels like one of those friends/people you can trust 👍✌️
+4
Viper201
I’m the same I would sooner use someone I trust and have experience with these days than not. And the druids like you say are definitely one you can trust.

I can’t wait for the new strains 😊
+4
pollypuff20
Rumour has it they have seeds for some of the strongest strains on the planet- add that Druid’s magic to the grow and I am a little bit er….😳😵‍💫…scared?! 😂
+3
Viper201
Hehehe I’m super excited about the strains coming up, but yeah I think my tolerance is about to reach a whole new level 🤓
+3
sam508
oooh, sounds exciting! Look forward to what the new year brings!!

Lets hope they are terpy strains as well! :)
+3
Viper201
I don’t think we will be disappointed
+5
dwarfedgiant
Just had my last bit of Nana (13/01 1am). Was sad to see her go but a pleasure meeting her.

For me, out of DM's festive listings, Nana was top for taste/high with Gorilla Cookies and Gelato fighting for 2nd. 3rd? The Strawberry Pie was good 🤔
+4
pollypuff20
RUNTZ!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️
+3
sam508
So good it’s worth saying twice! 😉😂👍✌️
+1
egstract
how many times a day do you talk to yourself like this? someone call guinness up
sam508 = dankyou2021
+3
sam508
😂 Sorry to disappoint you dude but just the one personality here.. Go look at the amount of buys I have from all the different vendors on here.. Oh and post history. lol. 🤷‍♂️
+1
egstract
0 buys.
I think you're forgetting which account you're logged into again... lol..
+2
Viper201
Go look at his page you couldn’t be more wrong if you tried.
+1
sam508
Thanks Viper dude :)
+1
sam508
Also, I have over 200 posts that are easy to see which are mostly talking about buying from multiple vendors.. Don't understand why you would lie about my 0 buys, Ive literally purchased in the last few weeks alone from Bud Boyz UK, LUD's, Smoggyman, Drugs Inc, All4Twenty and Buddies.. You can ask any of them...
+1
sam508
Huh? Your a vendor on here, you can see my buys?

Hmmm not sure what your agenda here is dude... This post your currently reading was a review I did for Druids Magic..
+2
Viper201
Everything ok egstract sounds like you’ve got your information wrong there
+2
sam508
I think this is because I have posted on Green Cat's page about some of their products...

But I don't get why he would lie about my page saying 0 buys.. He's literally posting on a page which is a creative-ish review of Druids Magic? So confused. lol
+2
DeadRabb1t
I have never worked out why but I can see buys on some accounts and not others. like I can see Sam is 50+ but for other people I can't see buys 🤷🏻 anyhow I'm also a little confused why you have been associated with dankyou

☁️🐰☁️
+1
sam508
Hey dude 👋

Basically, after an explanation:
He believes Green Cat is Dankyou..(which I have no idea about and stay out of such things. Lol.) I posted on GC’s page saying I was excited for a product.

Dankyou supposedly had a an alternative account called green bastard in the past which he thought was me.. But my name isn’t that, it’s just the profile pic I use..

So as I posted on GC’s page he thought I was one of Dankyous accounts talking to themselves.. I have no idea who is who or what is what.. 😂 but what I do know is that Green Cat have been nothing but cool and helpful so far 🤷‍♂️ And what I don’t know, is anything about this Dankyou situation? 😂😂

Mistakes can be easily made and it goes to show how careful you have to be online with what’s fact and what’s not, depending on where you think the evidence has taken you..

This is how miss information is created… something that starts out as a plausible conspiracy turns into something false… but you can swear the puzzle pieces fit together.. but sadly sometimes your just forcing said pieces together when there not meant too..

Any way, he apologise so I’m happy not to be involved any more. 😂
+4
sam508
Very Jealous! I have no will power so consumed mine way too quickly! lol.

Definitely agree with the Nana taking top spot! Then Gelato followed by Forbidden Runtz. :)

Didn't get to try the Cookies or the pie but will be keeping my eyes peeled for the next listings!
+4
Viper201
How funny I finished the last of mine yesterday as well, and yeah gutted that smoke has all gone.

For me the straw nana,
Gorilla cookies and Bruce banner were my personal favourites. But they were all excellent in there own way.
+4
sam508
Well done for making it last!!

They were all grown so nicely..You can really tell a lot of love and positive energy goes into the process. :)

Now, I've just got to think of ways to make more money..
This is so I can buy all the weed... all the time!!!! ;) lol
+4
Viper201
Hehehe I know what you mean I want to buy everything on this site all the time which does prove to be a problem.

Loving the new profile image Sam 👍
+4
sam508
Cheers dude, thought it was time to change it up a bit..🙂

Some people have an online gambling habit….others an online porn addiction... mine is this site 😅😉
+4
Viper201
I can think of worse addictions to have 😂

I now suffer with vas and gas thanks to a certain Rabb1t plus lb is addictive from products to threads.

I just had some of superhans Hindu Kush drop today so going to give that a go in a minute smells awesome and some of the densest nugs I think I’ve ever touched
+2
sam508
Maybe we need to start a support group for this kind of addiction… One where you support each other in consuming more cannabis 😂😉

Ooh, I’m yet to try Super Hans.. sadly most of his products are more than I’m willing to pay… but I think the Hindi Kush you mentioned is doable off the top of my head? Always looks top notch so enjoy dude! Hopefully it smokes as well as it looks! 👍👍
+2
Viper201
Awesome idea 😂
I’m in favour of this.

Yeah the kush was $55 for a 3.5 I have never tried him before either and I’m a sucker for a landrace indica

I’ll let you know how I get on 👍
+2
pollypuff20
I’m guessing you guys won’t be surprised to hear I also have Han’s Hindu Kush (previous batch) on The Shelf? 😍
Great stuff! ❤️🔥
+2
sam508
Hahaha, I'm not surprised now!

I'm now imaging more of a trophy room of cannabis rather than a shelf. lol :)
+2
sam508
I’m an Indica man myself as well🙂 let us know what it’s like ✌️
+3
pollypuff20
It’s 🔥❤️🔥❤️
+3
pollypuff20
RUNTZ!! 🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️
+3
Viper201
Yeah the runtz was nice I found it had more of a creeper stone but once it had crept up on you it was really strong. Nice flavour as well.

That’s the thing they were all awesome it’s so difficult to pick your favourite out of those strains.
+4
pollypuff20
Druids strains I currently have:

Ayahuasca Purple
Druids Mystery
Pineapple Skunk
LSD
Strawberry Pie
Druids Gelato #1
Gorilla Cookies #1
Critical Kush
SSOG
Peyote Critical
Glookies
Urban Gorilla
Bruce Banner
Strawberry Nana
Druids Gelato #2
Gorilla Cookies #2
Forbidden Runtz

Not a bad choice huh? 🤩🤩
+3
sam508
Holy shit balls Batman! 😯 🤩 It’s like an archive of the Druids Magic!🤤
+3
Viper201
It’s like a greatest hits, in fact I’m trying to work out if there is anything missing.

I can only but imagine what the rest of the stash looks like 🤩
+4
pollypuff20
If I’ve missed any I’ll be seriously pissed! 😂😂
+3
sam508
Jebus!! I’m now imagining how many stash pots n jars Polly must have 😂 😵‍💫👍
+3
pollypuff20
Honestly Sam, The Shelf is under great pressure! 🤪🥳
+2
Viper201
As there’s at least 18 strains my guess is somewhere between 30 and 40 jars 😂
+3
Viper201
Not bad at all, that’s an impressive stash.

I think you might have more strains than I have vaporisers 😂

Speaking of which I just picked up a tinymight🤓
sam508
by  sam508
The Buddies Experience!
sam508
by  sam508
Grinder Suggestions?!?
sam508
by  sam508
BBUK Pineapple Express
sam508
by  sam508
BBUK KeyLime Pie 🔥
sam508
by  sam508
BUDBOYZUK!! Help!
262 posts by sam508
Cool for cats
I purchased from Green Cat right at the start when they first arrived, but I never made my way back round to ordering again (so many vendors… not enou…
GoodSoul87
Happy New Year/ amazing vendors 🥳🥳❤️🖖🏼
Agree with GoodSoul87 👍 Happy New Year all! 🥳🥳 Sending everyone positive vibes for 2022! and looking forward to trying out all types of cannabis…
Viper201
on  Viper201
Vipers Mac 1 X (Mac 1x bannan of) smoke report from Smoggyman
SMAC is very addictive! 😂😉👍 + 4 more
MIGHTY + VOLCANO VAPE OR WEED GIVEAWAY
Hope I’m not too late to the party!! 🤞🥳 Amazing giveaway! 👏